IMPORTANT NOTE ABOUT PROMPTS! Prompts are now open for everything. Anywhere from their first meeting right up until New York, off in the future, in an alternate universe, whatever. Send them all in now because you have TWO DAYS left until I cap. I will not write everything I'm given, but just send in all of your ideas, no matter how out there, and we'll see what comes of it. After those two days, I will officially close prompts and tell you how many chapters this fic will be.
Two plugs/recs I need to make because both of these people came to me and asked my permission to write these fics. First, A Thousand Ways To Tell A Love Story by Mrs. Malfoy-Goode, which is essentially the Samcedes version of Kiss. Second, Confessions by squishierhugs, which is all the different ways Klaine could have said they love each other. Both are prompt stories, so go check them out and send some prompts, okay?
And someone asked about my mention of Blaine's horrid red sweater vest thing back in the Karofsky chapter. I was referring to the one he wore during that episode - the Dalton uniform has a dress shirt, blazer, tie and optional sweater/vest thing. And it's bright red and hideous. Look past the scarf and you can see it here: http : / / holybackflippingwarblers . tumblr . com / post / 3334185119 / capturingescape - findabetterdream - i -swear - in (removing spaces of course)
For anybody who has ever heard of the Klaine chemistry equation, I'm dying over this right now. Potassium = K, Lanthaum = La, Iodine = I, Neon = Ne. Someone on Tumblr asked their teacher what those four combined would make. The answer? FIREWORKS. It's fate.
And finally... KLAINE LIVE, KLAINE LIVE, THEY FREAKING KISSED! If you haven't seen any of the Klaine Skits from Glee Live, search for The Klaine Skit (my favourite 'normal' one was New York). Then search Klaine Skit Kiss and you'll find their Dublin one and you WON'T be disappointed.
From TheNorthernBelle: What if Blaine and the girls of ND were over at Kurt's house for some reason, and Blaine stumbles upon the outfit Kurt wore for the Bad Romance number. And then that could lead to someone, maybe Rachel or Mercedes, to pulling out a video of said performance, much to Kurt's embarrassment. But of course Blaine finds it sexy as hell and just can't resist the urge to kiss Kurt.
Girly sleepover! :D there's so much potential in this... I didn't have Blaine discover the outfit though, sorry!
TGTDOSBDK.
Girls Night
"Pleeeeease?"
Burt sighed and Kurt pouted for good measure.
"Alright. But no funny business."
Kurt squealed, hugging his dad before running back into the house and grabbing his phone. "Still there?"
"Yeah." Blaine's voice travelled down the phone and Kurt's smile grew even wider.
"He said it's okay!"
He heard Blaine chuckle before responding. "Okay, I'll be there in about an hour. Just got to finish up this paper and tell Wes and David I'll be out for the night."
Kurt said goodbye to his boyfriend and immediately headed to his bedroom to begin preparation for the night. He knew Mercedes was on her way and would be there any minute. Rachel had a dance class so she'd be arriving after Blaine, but Tina and Quinn would be there shortly after Mercedes.
On cue, a knock was heard and Kurt abandoned his pedicure kit to answer it. Mercedes swept him up in a hug before releasing him and looking at him scrutinizingly. "Okay, you look like you just got the latest Vogue released early or something." She paused. "Wait, did you?"
Kurt laughed, leading Mercedes upstairs to his room. "No, even better. Dad said Blaine could join us tonight!"
Mercedes raised an eyebrow. "Is he going to be interested in this stuff? Not that I'm against him coming," she added hastily at Kurt's look, "but I just didn't see him as that type of guy."
"I didn't think so either but you know we both love Vogue and I'm just dying for an excuse to get that gel out of his hair and see what exactly is his description of 'unmanagable.'"
Kurt knew the smile on his face was huge, but he didn't really care. Mercedes was smiling too. "You're really crazy about him, aren't you?"
"Yeah. And the best part is that he's crazy about me too."
Mercedes hugged him again before helping him unload his supplies for the night. Kurt could barely keep still and Tina and Quinn's arrival half an hour later only made things worse because he know in a matter of minutes his boyfriend would be arriving to stay the night at his house.
Tina and Mercedes exchanged a knowing smile. "Kurt, breathe," Mercedes ordered and Kurt realized he had been freaking out a little.
"Sorry, it's just exciting, you know? I mean, it's Blaine and it's me and we're actually dating and I never actually thought this kind of thing would happen and now he's coming here and -" Kurt realized he was rambling and shut his mouth with difficulty, to the laughter of the three girls.
"I can't remember the last time I saw you this happy," Tina commented, opening the bottle of purple nail polish and beginning to work on Mercedes nails.
Kurt shrugged. "I can't remember the last time I was this happy."
There was a moment of awkward silence, then a knock on the door.
"He's here!" Kurt moved to get up, then realized Quinn had just finished painting his toenails and if he moved, he would smudge them into the carpet.
"Relax, Kurt." Quinn smiled at him, capping the nail polish. "I'll go get him."
As Quinn left the room, Kurt had to bite his fist to keep from laughing because Blaine was here.
Blaine stood outside the door, moving from foot to foot anxiously. He knew it was okay with Kurt's dad that he was here but still - what if he was the one to answer the door and wanted to have a talk with Blaine or something? The door opened and Blaine tensed, only to see Quinn smiling at him.
"It's alright, it's only me."
He chuckled sheepishly, knowing he was caught out. "Good to see you again, Quinn."
To his surprise, the girl stepped forward and gave him a hug. "You're shaking," she commented and Blaine felt the blush cross his face as he entered the house.
"I - yeah.. it's just -"
"I know." Quinn led him up the stairs. "Kurt's the same."
Before Blaine could ask what she meant by that, she had pushed open the door and announced, "Guess who I've got?"
"Blaine!"
Tina was the first one to hug him as Mercedes and Kurt smiled from their positions on the bed. "I'd hug you but -" Mercedes wiggled her fingers which were a bright purple. Kurt chuckled.
"Yeah, I can't even get up. Come to me," he ordered and Blaine noticed his toenails were silver. He dropped his bag in the corner and quickly crossed the room, sitting next to his boyfriend to give him a hug.
"Feels like forever since I've seen you," he murmured.
Kurt laughed again. "I was at Dalton yesterday. It hasn't even been a full day yet."
Blaine shrugged. "We're in the honeymoon stage, I'm allowed to miss you unnecessarily." He saw Kurt's smile soften and knew the whole concept of them actually being together was as amazingly surreal to him as it was to Blaine.
"Okay, we're waiting for Rachel before we actually get into the facials and stuff, but we need to do your nails." Kurt gestured to Tina who was surrounded by bottles of nail polish. "What colour?"
Blaine bit his lip, staring at all the colours on the floor. "Um... rainbow?"
Tina laughed. "This is going to be fun. Come here." Blaine obediently sat on the floor next to the girl, holding his hands out to be painted. He noticed Kurt was painting Mercedes' toenails while she was doing Quinn's fingers. A comfortable silence settled around the room as the group painted until the girls apparently decided they couldn't hold it in any longer.
"So, Blaine," Mercedes started. "Are you treating Kurt right?"
"Oh, hell no, you are not doing this, 'Cedes!" Kurt was turning bright red and Blaine couldn't help but laugh.
"Isn't that something you should be asking Kurt? I'm doing the best I can but I don't know -"
"He's practically perfect, okay?" Kurt had stopped painting to hide his face and the girls all laughed. Blaine felt a warm feeling fill in his chest as he watched his embarrassed boyfriend before Quinn turned to him.
"And is Kurt treating you right?"
Now it was Blaine's turn to blush. "I - of course he is. How could he not?" He fought against covering his face as well, but was glad he hadn't when Kurt uncovered his and gave him the most beautiful look that Blaine just wanted to jump over there and kiss him -
He was broken out of his thoughts by a knock on the door. "Should someone get that?" he asked, when nobody made a move to answer it.
"No, Finn will." Kurt shrugged and Blaine remembered that the two were back on again. He looked at Quinn briefly who was focused on braiding Tina's hair and let it go. If Rachel was invited tonight, then things must be fairly well sorted between the girls.
After a few minutes, the sound of footsteps was heard and then Rachel entered. "Sorry I'm so late, we ran over and then I came straight - Blaine!"
Blaine smiled at the slightly overwhelming girl. "Hi, Rachel."
"Kurt, I didn't realize your father was so encouraging of you and Blaine spending the night together." As usual, she was straight to the point and Blaine winced slightly.
Kurt sighed. "There's four other people here, Rachel, I think it's fine. And now that you're here, we can start facials!"
The girls quickly swept the nail polish into a box as Kurt pulled out various bottles. "Okay, Tina, here's yours. Rachel, I got a new one for sensitive skin that you should try. So maybe if you can do Rachel's, 'Cedes, and then Quinn can do Tina's?"
Quinn smirked. "And what are you and Blaine going to be doing?"
Kurt blushed again but pulled out another bottle. "I'll be giving Blaine a facial, obviously. What did you think?" He quickly raised a hand as the girls all opened their mouths. "That was rhetorical and you know it."
Turning his back on the giggling girls, he gestured to Blaine who obediently lay down on Kurt's bed, trying not to think too hard about the fact that he was lying on Kurt's bed and Kurt was sitting right next to him, staring down at him.
"Hey," he murmured and Kurt smiled.
"Hi. Now, close your eyes and hold still."
Blaine shut his eyes, not quite sure what to expect. He had never actually been given a facial before and - oh...
Kurt's hands were sweeping over his face softly, pulling his hair away from his forehead. There wasn't even any product on them and already Blaine was sinking into bliss. "I forgot to tell you," Kurt whispered, leaning closer to Blaine's ear, "how incredible your hair looks like that."
He bit his lip as Kurt's breath rushed across his ear, trying to deal with the sensory overload. Kurt's hands moved away and he heard the sound of a bottle being opened, then they were back and something was being smoothed over his face. Blaine was vaguely aware of Kurt explaining what he was doing, but all he knew was Kurt's hands moving, scraping, washing, smoothing...
"You're done."
Blaine opened his eyes slowly, pouting a little. "Already?"
Kurt chuckled. "Good, isn't it?"
"Mm. Incredible." As the relaxed feeling wore off, Blaine became aware of the conversation in the rest of the room and remembered that there were actually other people there.
"Oh, Kurt!" Rachel called out from where she was lying against a beanbag, Mercedes rubbing some kind of white cream into her face. "I forgot to tell you about our dance class today."
"Can you just hold still?" Mercedes sighed. "I'm almost done, just wait would you?"
Rachel huffed but allowed Mercedes to finish before sitting up and facing Kurt. "Okay, so we were working on our latest routine and they've put it to Bad Romance!"
The girls and Kurt all began to laugh, Blaine looking at them. "What's the significance of that?" he asked. He knew there were a lot of songs that had memories attached, the Warblers were the same, but there seemed to be something in particular about this song.
Kurt suddenly stopped laughing. "Oh... um, nothing special."
Mercedes rolled her eyes. "Nothing special, yeah right. Do you still have your outfit, Kurt?"
"I - um... I might."
"What's going on here?" Blaine asked, watching Kurt's face slowly turning red.
Tina grabbed her phone and sat on the bed next to Blaine. "I got Mike to record it and send it to me. I can't believe Kurt's never shown -"
"Tina, please don't do this!"
But the movie was already playing and Blaine could only stare.
Kurt groaned, putting his head in his hands as the familiar strains of the song began to play out of Tina's iPhone. The other girls began to sing along softly and Kurt peeked through his fingers to see what Blaine was doing.
Blaine was staring, transfixed, at the screen. His jaw had dropped slightly and Kurt couldn't tell whether it was good or bad. Glancing at the screen, he saw the camera zoom on himself as he strode across the stage and he heard Blaine swallow heavily beside him.
After what felt like forever to Kurt, the movie finally ended with the girls and Kurt striking their respective poses. Tina shut the video and put her phone away and the room went silent. Kurt refused to look up, staring firmly at his hands which were twined together. I can't believe he just saw that, he's probably going to laugh his head off and then break up with me...
"Kurt."
Kurt hesitantly looked up and realized Blaine was staring straight at him with something burning in his eyes, and before he could even begin to decipher it, Blaine's hands were on his face and a pair of lips against his.
Kurt's brain stopped completely for a few seconds, until finally kicking into gear and reminding him that perhaps he should kiss back. But before he could get too lost in the incredible sensations their mouths were causing, Blaine pulled away and rested his forehead against Kurt's
"That was so hot," he almost growled and Kurt shivered.
"So was that."
Kurt sighed and broke away, turning to see the four girls watching them. "Can't we have a minute of privacy?"
Mercedes shook her head, a grin on her face. "Come on, you know us better than that."
Blaine laughed. "I guess we'll have to get used to it. Oh, Kurt, I picked up the latest Vogue on the way too."
Kurt chuckled as the girls stared. "But - but that doesn't come out for three weeks," Tina stammered out.
"My friend's dad is the publisher, so we get them earlier."
Mercedes turned to Kurt, wide-eyed. "Kurt, did I ever tell you how much I approve of and love your boyfriend? Because I do. A lot."
As Kurt rolled his eyes at his friends, he felt Blaine's arm slip around his waist and couldn't help but smile. He definitely had the best friends - and best boyfriend - any gay guy could ask for.
Hello sappy and cliche ending.
Blaine's nails are rainbow because during one of his live performances, Darren Criss had rainbow nails... incidentally, that's probably about when people started really arguing that he wasn't actually straight... I just loved it so much though. He was doing a Warbler performance so full Dalton uniform, gelled hair... and rainbow nails. And these weren't just one finger a different colour. No, these were spirals of colour. I want to know who did his nails and get them to do mine! Google images for the awesomeness. Do it!
MusicalEscape: so heres what happens after Kurt leaves Blaine's room:
*Gets phone book*
"Jake Eberly... 37 Oak Street, Lima Ohio. Oh. THAT Jake."
*Gets out phone*
"Hey, Puck? Remember that favor? I'm calling it in. I need you and the guys to pretty much destroy this guy's life. Uh-huh. Name's Jake Eberly. Yup. That's the one. Thanks. Bye."
-Found in a dumpster in California-
"Hello, this is News Channel 13. A teenager from Ohio by the name of Jake Eberly was found huddling in a dupster outside a Starbucks. He kept repeating the words 'no more... no more pandas please...' If you have any information regarding what might have happened, please call ***-****."