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From AndInsanityEnsues: Finn, despite his kinda cute stupidity, suspects something's going on between Blaine and Kurt. He then proceeds to give a very confused Blaine the third degree in front of the New Directions, with some of them adding in their two cents. Kurt is embarrassed and fed up and just wants Finn to shut up...

Interrogation

It was a normal afternoon at Dalton, until the phone rang.

Kurt sighed, looking up from his book to grab his phone and checking the caller ID. "Hey, Finn, what's up?"

Blaine looked up briefly then returned to his Math homework, as Finn's voice travelled down the line to Kurt. "Hi, Kurt. Um.. can you look out your window?"

Kurt frowned. "Okay?" He stood, keeping the phone pressed to his ear as he moved to the window. As he moved the curtain aside and looked out into the courtyard, he couldn't suppress a gasp. "What are you - never mind. I'm coming down."

"Wait, Kurt?"

"Yeah?" Kurt turned, heading towards the door before stopping at Finn's words.

"Um, bring Blaine with you."

Kurt's brow furrowed as he glanced back to his friend who was sitting up, looking at him. "I - sure."

He hung up and shrugged. "All of New Directions are down in the courtyard and they want both of us to go down there."

Blaine blinked a couple of times before standing up. "Why do they want me to come down? I've only met Finn and a couple of the girls."

Kurt pulled open the door and stepped into the hallway, Blaine following behind. "I don't know. But it's better to just go along with it and ask questions later."

The two boys made their way down the stairs and into the courtyard which was mercifully empty apart from the large group of McKinley students. Kurt and Blaine walked towards them, Kurt accepting hugs from a few of the girls before moving back to stand with Blaine, eyeing them all suspiciously. "So what are you all doing here?"

Everybody's attention was turned to Finn who coughed nervously then stepped forward. "I - Kurt, there's something I need to talk to you about. I was going to come alone but I told Rachel and she wanted to come, then she let it slip in Glee rehearsal and then everybody decided they wanted to follow."

"Well, we said we've got your back, Kurt. It doesn't matter what school you're at." Puck cracked his knuckles menacingly and Kurt frowned.

"But guys, nothing's going on here. I'm not in any kind of trouble. No tolerance bullying policy, remember?"

Finn shuffled uncomfortably for a second before taking a deep breath and looking up at Kurt. "We know that. But it's come to my attention that there's something going on with you and Blaine and I decided it was my -"

"Our!" Tina chipped in.

" - fine, our responsibility to come and make sure he's treating you right."

Kurt shook his head, trying to work out what was going on. He turned to Blaine who was looking just as confused. "I - guys, we're not dating. Why did you think -"

"Alright, let me start this off." Finn stepped forward and turned his attention to Blaine. "So, full name?"

"Um... Blaine Darren Anderson?"

Mike nodded, looking down at a piece of paper he held. "That checks out."

Kurt tried to look at the paper but Mike whisked it out of his view. "Checks out against what? It's not like he has a police record or anything!"

"Good question." Finn said. "Do you have a police record?"

"Of course I don't!" Blaine turned frantic eyes to Kurt who winced apologetically.

"Hey, it's not that bad," Puck spoke up from the back before Kurt turned his glare on him. Mike was about to speak when Kurt interjected.

"Guys, do you want to tell me what the hell is going on? Why are you giving my friend the third degree?"

Mercedes was the one to step forward this time, putting a hand on Kurt's arm in a way that was meant to be reassuring. It wasn't. "Kurt, we know you're a private person and you weren't planning to tell us about Blaine being your boyfriend. We just want to make sure he's doing the right thing by you."

Kurt tried to argue before realizing the boys had continued to interrogate Blaine. "Previous boyfriends?"

Blaine coughed. "Um, none."

The answer to this question surprised Kurt - because seriously, none? - long enough for Finn to get another question in. "So how far exactly have you pressured Kurt into going?" Finn looked like he really didn't want to ask the question, but it seemed he felt he had to.

"Nowhere! We haven't done anything!"

Puck whistled. "Dude, that's harsh. Kurt has needs too."

Kurt groaned, putting his head into his hands. He wasn't sure exactly where the group had gotten this idea from. Sure, he'd told Mercedes a few times that he was interested in Blaine, but had made it perfectly clear that it wasn't reciprocated. And now Finn suddenly seemed convinced that Kurt and Blaine were a couple.

He realized he'd left Blaine to try and fend for himself again and cut into his friend's frantic stammering. "Finn, let me ask you something. If, hypothetically, Blaine and I were dating, which we're not, where would you have gotten your information from?"

Finn appeared to puzzle over the sentence for a second and Kurt briefly regretted using the word hypothetically before his step-brother answered. "Facebook, of course."

"Finn, my relationship status is single. So is Blaine's... right?" He turned to Blaine who nodded jerkily.

"Yeah, but you're always talking about going out for coffee, and that has to be dates, right?" Finn turned back to the assembled New Directions teenagers who all nodded.

"Sorry, Kurt. We know you most likely did want to keep it a secret, but we need to be sure that this Blaine is an acceptable choice for you. His vocals are certainly powerful enough, but -"

Kurt cut Rachel off, not wanting to hear any more about it. "Is there anything I can do that will actually convince you guys that we're not dating?"

The group turned and began to talk amongst each other and Kurt took the opportunity to talk to Blaine. "I'm so sorry, I don't know where they've gotten this idea from, but they're ridiculously protective of me. I think they're trying to make up for the McKinley thing. Hopefully they'll ask us for something that'll be easy enough to prove, then they'll leave us alone."

Blaine chuckled, but it sounded forced. "I have to say, this is a first." Then his voice softened. "At least they're looking out for you."

"Yes, well, I'd rather -"

"Alright!" Finn turned back to the boys and Kurt sighed. "We've decided there's only one way to prove that you're not together."

Kurt raised an eyebrow, waiting for whatever the group had come up with.

"You have to kiss."

He heard Blaine choke beside him. Before Kurt could get any words out, Quinn interjected.

"Kiss, and then tell us honestly that it didn't mean anything."

Kurt gulped. You can't do this, a snide voice popped up in his head. They'll know that you like him for sure.

But he knew it was the only way he could get out of the situation and give Blaine some peace. He turned to his friend who looked slightly nervous and Kurt tried to ignore the sinking rejection that Blaine wouldn't look nervous if he actually wanted this.

"Well," he said, gesturing slightly.

"Um, yeah."

Kurt stared at Blaine for a few seconds, hoping he'd make the first move. But when it was clear he wasn't going to, Kurt took a deep breath then leant in, pressing their lips together gently.

He wasn't quite sure how or when their simple we're-only-friends kiss had turned into this, but as his hands twined around Blaine's neck and he felt the pressure of Blaine's lips, dancing on his and searching for ways to please Kurt, he couldn't quite bring himself to care.

After a few moments of reveling in Blaine, Kurt suddenly remembered how this whole thing had started. He pulled away, leaning in to whisper in Blaine's ear. "So now we have to turn around and tell them that didn't mean anything. Can you do that?"

"Not if you paid me," Blaine murmured and Kurt felt a shiver run up his back. "You?"

"Not for all the Vogue collections and vintage scarves in the world."

Blaine chuckled before they pulled apart and turned to look at New Directions, their hands finding each others as Kurt surveyed the reactions. Most of the girls looked happy, Mercedes was absolutely beaming and Kurt knew they'd be talking later. Puck was winking suggestively and Mike and Sam looked fairly nonchalant. Finn, however, was pulling his hands away from his eyes.

"Guys, I said kiss not make out!"

Kurt laughed, finding everything funny and not really caring how much of an idiot he must look right now. "Well, I'm afraid we can't disprove your point. Sorry."

Not that he was that sorry after all.

Poor Finn... ;)

MusicalEscape:

*Starts facial*

"BLaine, -blah blah blah blah-"

"Kurt..." *reaches up and kisses him*

*After a minute, they pull back*

"OH MY GAGA BLAINE, THAT WAS AWE- *Touches face, looks down at clothes* If I didn't love you so much, I would probably kill you because you got NAIL POLISH on MY CLOTHES and your facial thing is IN MY HAIR."

*Girls giggle*

"Ummm... I love you too?"