Story ideas are literally falling out of my brain. I currently have ten WIP's... eleven if you count one I started ages ago and then abandoned without publishing any of it. I've had to force myself not to work on or publish chapters of two of them even though they're my favourites right now. But once Sail has been completed, expect to see some more of my chapter work =D including my first Nick/Jeff-centric fic!

Now, I have a potentially awkward/bad/whatever you want to call it, question. And if I somehow cause offence by asking this, I really do apologize. But for one of my upcoming stories, I need some information about 'straight camps.' So I was wondering whether anybody knew information about them, knew of someone who went there or (heaven forbid) has been to one themselves, and was completely comfortable with divulging that information, if they could possibly contact me via PM? I know it's a big ask, and I understand if I don't get any responses, just thought I'd chuck it out there anyway.

Oh, and in our work on Edge of Glory, I stumbled across this gorgeous article about Telly Leung (Wes). He's an absolute sweetheart, and he auditioned for Blaine. Now, imagine that. If Darren Criss hadn't auditioned, there's a big chance that Telly Leung would have been kissing Chris Colfer. And apparently they're both gay... *imagines scene with sappy smile on face*

Ahem! Anyway...

From hoza13 and similarly prompted by MyPartnerInCrime: it would be nice if you did a fic showing blaine's adorable dorky side (cause lets face it even though he doesnt really show it we know he has one hehe :D) and at first he's all shy about it but then kurt tells him that he loves him for it and that he doesnt have to be embarrassed about it cos ya know its cute hehe

I had the stupidest sappy grin on my face the entire time I wrote this. This is dedicated to all of my fellow AVPM/S fans who believe that Darren was, is and forever shall be the REAL Harry Potter. And let's consider this a TGTDOSBDK.

Dork

"Not again!"

Kurt looked up from his latest edition of Vogue to see David throwing down his phone in disgust. "I wish they'd just learn to get along," he muttered as he sat up, pulling on his shoes.

"What's going on?"

David sighed. "Wes and Blaine are fighting again and they need me to go and sort it out." He stood up, stretching before turning to Kurt. "Want to come? You might be able to help."

Kurt obediently followed along, confused. As far as he knew, Wes and Blaine got along brilliantly apart from stupidity from the former. To hear that they fought constantly was worrying to Kurt, especially since Dalton was meant to be a safe place with zero tolerance.

"I can't take this anymore!"

As they neared the door, Blaine's voice echoed out and Kurt winced. His boyfriend sounded frustrated and close to tears. David held out a hand to stop him as Wes replied.

"You can't take it? Try being me! Try having to put up with your obsessions every single day when I know they're wrong!"

Kurt's jaw dropped. He had never thought that Wes would actually be homophobic, but here he was, screaming at Blaine for being interested in guys. He looked at David who appeared unfazed. Does this happen all the time?

He heard a thud like someone had thrown something, then a gasp. "How dare you!"

"You're the one that's wrong!" Blaine's voice was rising and a few heads were poking out of doors along the hall. David gestured to them and they seemed to understand, rolling their eyes as they returned to their rooms. By now Kurt was dumbfounded. How can they all let this blatant display of homophobia go on?

"David," he hissed. "Aren't we going to do something?"

David shrugged. "Eventually. It's not too bad yet."

"Not too bad?" Kurt stared at him and David smirked as another thud echoed out of the room.

"Just wait. You'll understand in a minute."

Kurt shook his head, pushing David's arm aside and striding towards the room. Just as he was about to level with the door, Blaine's voice came out again and he froze.

"Look, Wes." It was clear he was trying to be calm. "I know you prefer Gandalf but Dumbledore is absolutely the better wizard. So the sooner you stop your fantasies and see the light, the better."

They're ... fighting about fictional characters?

"Make sense now?" David had followed him, smirk still firmly in place.

Kurt nodded then shook his head and David chuckled quietly. "Come on, it gets better."

David pushed the door open and walked in with Kurt following behind. What he saw in the room tested all of his self control to not collapse laughing.

Wes was sitting on his bed dressed in a Frodo costume with his arms folded. He was glaring at Blaine who sat opposite him wearing ...

Kurt couldn't control it any more and burst into laughter immediately attracting the attention of the two boys. "Is ... is that a - a Harry Potter costume?"

Blaine blushed bright red. "David!"

"He was going to find out anyway," David said, sitting next to Wes who was also looking slightly embarrassed. "Have you made a decision yet?"

Wes sighed. "No, Blaine still insists that we watch Harry Potter. I tried to tell him that everyone's going to want to dress up in these types of costumes rather than that but he won't believe me."

David rolled his eyes. "Guys, we've got like four hours to ourselves tonight. We can watch both."

"Oh." Wes blinked a couple of times, then scooped up the two DVD's - which, judging by the state of the cases, were the items that had been thrown earlier - and stood up. "Well, in that case, no harm done right Blaine?"

Blaine had covered his face with his hands and was refusing to reply. "Well, Wes and I are going to go set up for tonight. See you later guys."

With that, the two boys left, leaving a mortified Blaine and a highly amused Kurt.

"Blaine?"

Kurt sat down on the bed next to his boyfriend who still had his face covered. "I can't believe this is happening," he muttered and Kurt had to bite back a chuckle.

"Hey, come on. It's alright. Look at me?"

Slowly, Blaine moved his hands and peeked up at Kurt, his face still red. Kurt took in the costume - the complete Gryffindor uniform, lightening bolt scar and curly hair - and smiled. "I've got to say, the resemblence is striking."

Blaine groaned. "This is mortifying. I - you were never meant to see this. I didn't want you knowing how much of a dork I really am. And now you're going to tell me how immature I am and how you made the wrong choice and you're going to break up with me and -"

"Blaine." Kurt couldn't hide the mild exasperation in his voice as he smiled at his boyfriend. "Seriously? I think it's adorable."

Blaine sighed in relief. "Really? I didn't think you were into this kind of thing."

"Well, I'm not obsessed, as it seems you are." Blaine blushed again and Kurt chuckled. "But any excuse for you to wear your hair like that is fine with me."

And now the tables were turned. Blaine was suddenly smirking while Kurt felt the blush spreading across his face. "Oh, is that so? You like my curls?"

Kurt was determined to turn the conversation back around in his favour. Too often it ended up with him being the flustered one while Blaine always stayed Mr. Cool-Calm-and-Collected and Kurt was sick of it. So, giving Blaine his most suggestive look (thankfully he had improved since the baby penguin debacle), he murmured, "You have no idea."

Blaine's eyes widened and he swallowed. "I - well, maybe you should show me."

"Maybe I should." Kurt raised his eyebrows, drawing up all of his courage and ignoring the voice in his head that tried to tell him that Blaine wasn't thinking the same thing as him, Blaine didn't want this...

Kurt leant in, tangling his hair in his boyfriend's hair as their lips met. And the voice was instantly silenced as Blaine responded, drawing Kurt closer to him and wrapping his arms around him as they kissed. Kurt felt a moan building in the back of his throat as he ran his hands through the curls but held it back. After a few seconds he pulled away, keeping his hands in Blaine's hair and smiling at his dazed boyfriend.

"... wow?"

Kurt laughed. "Something like that, yeah."

"You know, if this works for you, you should really see my Dumbledore costume."

Kurt froze, staring at Blaine who looked serious. "What?"

"That's it. That just crosses the line. We're over."

With that, Kurt turned and walked out the door, covering his smirk as he heard the spluttered protests of his boyfriend. "But Kurt, he's gay!"

Oh dear. Oh... dear...

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