Author's Notes: None but I do have a warning.

If you ever get a traumatized cat, don't give them baths, or else you'll probably lose your face, I almost did today! I managed to get my arm ripped up instead. Well, enjoy the story.

Chapter 7: Failed Anti-Love Plots

[Peter Gun, Spy Hunter Theme]

Timon snuck up behind Fang and kicked him out into the open and almost smack into Nala. Fang backed up quickly and gave Timon a glare and the meerkat gulped.

*Lion/Dragon Roar*

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screamed Timon as Fang chased after him.

[Can you feel the Love Tonight Plays]

Simba walks up to Nala and the two cuddle together.

[Peter Gun, Spy Hunter]

Timon sets up a water bomb trap as Simba and Nala walk by yet it doesn't go off, his mouth drops. Fang comes from the other direction and...

*Water explosion*

*Loud growl*

Timon smiles sheepishly.

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" screams Timon as he's chased by Fang.

*Flash forward*

Fang is cooking Timon over a roaring fire on a stick and the Lion/Dragon Hybrid sprinkles salt then pepper on Timon.

"AH-AH-AH-AH-AHHHH-CHOO!"

Timon shot out of the make-shift ropes and Fang pouts.

"Figures. Add pepper and you lose your lunch." muttered Fang before he grabbed a passing scorpion, fried it with his Fire breath and ate it, "Eh, scorpions are the only ones I really like."

Meanwhile, Nether-Realm

"MOTHER!" screamed Scorpion as he felt his mother get eaten.

Back in the Lush, Thick Jungle

Timon carries a beehive and throws it at the passing lovebirds, yet it misses and it hits Fang in the head and the bees come out and both Fang and the bees chase after Timon. After receiving many stings and a good slashing, Timon gets Pumbaa to help him with a trip-wire to trip the two lovers who are play fighting and as the two come closer, the bug-eating duo pull the vine/rope tight causing Simba and Nala to trip yet drags Timon and Pumbaa along shooting them into a tree where Timon winds up in the grip of Fang.

*Loud growl*

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" screams Timon as he runs off while being chased by Fang, for the tenth time in one day. Fang then sees Simba pinning Nala to the ground once and laughs.

"Figures." mutters Fang before he resumes his chase after the meerkat.

END CHAPTER

Short, I know, but I did this for fun.