I've had a few people who have stayed spoiler free but have asked me in general to tell them whether the episode is family friendly or whatever. If you don't even want to know this information, skip straight ahead to the prompt because I will also be talking about the latest video spoiler in the following paragraph. Okay, everybody's gone? Cool. This episode can be family friendly but it depends on your family. There will be adult themes and some families will have serious issues with what is happening in this episode. I think the best way to figure it out is if your family had some misgivings about what happened in Original Song with the kliss, you may want to reconsider giving them television access when Glee airs. Because this is going beyond that - as a lot of you have worked out from the promos even if you are spoiler free - and again, some people have issues with this. I think if you just give your parents a general warning, they can go from there. Or just watch it online yourself. Or kick your parents out. That's what we're doing! ;)

Now for actual spoiler stuff so turn away completely if you don't want them: I woke up late today (8pm) and I'd known since about 2am that Uptown Girl was up and I made myself go to sleep without watching it and my goodness, the suspense paid off! That was... well, I am beyond proud of Curt Mega right now. He's earned that, he killed it, he was simply phenomenal and I loved watching every second of him. Twice. And probably more once I've posted this. But Sebastian is freaking the hell out of me. Seed much?

Okay, I'm done! On with the story!

From (Anonymous): Blaine reluctantly agrees to have Kurt do his hair, and Kurt can't resist himself once he sees Blaine's curls :)

Oh my gosh... so when I first started in the world of FanFiction, I wrote this oneshot that was Kurt giving Blaine a makeover, and I never posted it because it wasn't completed and I wrote it in present tense and all that. But when I saw this, I realized I could tweak things to work in my favor =D

(I don't even know what I'm saying anymore)

Makeover

"We're going to do what?"

Blaine was sure he had heard his boyfriend incorrectly. When he had arrived at Kurt's room for their Saturday date, he was expecting them to be seeing a movie, going for lunch or shopping, no matter how abhorrent the last one was to him. He certainly wasn't expecting to see his boyfriend lining up all of his hair and skin products, just about beaming at Blaine.

"A makeover. Surely you know what that is?"

Blaine gave Kurt an affronted look. "Yes, I know what a makeover is. My sister gets them and gives them to her girlfriends. Girlfriends, Kurt."

Kurt simply raised one of his perfectly manicured eyebrows - something Blaine was sure he was doing on purpose to just rub in the fact that he didn't have what Kurt dubbed as a pair of caterpillars on his forehead. "Blaine, you're a gay teenager. You have to do it at least once. I do it frequently."

Blaine crossed his arms. "Not happening, Kurt."

Of course, Kurt then decided to pull out the worst card a boyfriend could ever use. "Don't you trust me Blaine?" And oh, there was the freaking puppy dog eyes.

Before Kurt had come to Dalton, Blaine was the only one who had been able to pull off that look perfectly, and had used it to his advantage constantly. But suddenly, there was Kurt who could make anybody do what he wanted. Blaine found he was getting a taste of his own medicine, and it wasn't fair in the slightest.

"Fine." Blaine spat out through gritted teeth while Kurt squealed - Blaine storing that mental image away for later recollection when he wasn't annoyed - and jumped into action. "But you so owe me."

"Yeah, sure thing," Kurt muttered. "Now, lie down on the bed. I'm giving you a facial."

Blaine groaned, following Kurt's orders. How did I sign up for this torture?

Half an hour later and Blaine had no idea how he managed to get signed up for this, but sign him up again! Maybe he wasn't so sure about the multiple products going into his skin, but considering Kurt was currently running his hands in soft, sweeping moves across his face... Blaine wasn't sure whether he was still alive or whether he had somehow gone to heaven. Either one was fine by him.

There was also the fact to consider that this was the most physical their relationship had gotten. Sure, they hugged and held hands a lot, but the only time Kurt had ever really touched his face was to pat his cheek in a condescending manner. This amount of contact was sending all kinds of shockwaves of pleasure through him, and Blaine thought he might possibly burst if it continued.

"Blaine, you take ridiculously bad care of your skin. What do you clean it with?"

"Um, soap?" Blaine knew straight away that he had said the wrong thing. Kurt's hands froze on his face before being removed completely. Sighing, Blaine cracked open an eyelid to see his boyfriend almost hyperventilating as he stared at him in shock.

"Soap? Blaine, do you have any idea what that DOES?"

"No," Blaine replied. "But I'm sure you'll tell me," he added in an undertone as Kurt proceeded to begin his rant on skin care and wrinkles and acne and how these were things Blaine should care about.

Blaine sighed again. I'm in for a long day.

And so it went on:

"Kurt, I don't think a manicure is really necessary -"

"Blaine, your nails are atrocious. Trust me, it is."

"Kurt, my clothes are fine."

"Mine are better."

"Kurt, what - oh hell no! You are NOT putting those things anywhere near my face!"

Kurt pouted, attempting to hold Blaine still as he moved towards his face. "They're not going to hurt you... much."

"Let's try not at all! You are not plucking my eyebrows!"

Kurt gave a long suffering sigh of someone who had just been asked to do a huge favor. "Fine." He set down the tweezers and examined Blaine scrutinizingly, before snapping his fingers. "Give me a minute," he said, disappearing into the bathroom. Blaine could hear the sound of running water, then Kurt came back carrying a bowl and a few towels. He set the bowl on the desk and pushed Blaine's chair so he was facing away from it. "While a lot of this may have seemed like torture, this is the part I think and hope you'll actually like. Lean back."

Blaine raised an eyebrow but obediently leant back, dipping his head into the warm water. Kurt scooped the water over Blaine's hair, washing all of the gel out, then worked his fingers in and began to gently massage Blaine's scalp. Blaine bit back a moan at how goodit felt, then gave in. To hell with being dapper and polite, Kurt's hands running through his hair was positively amazing.

Kurt stilled for a second before resuming the gentle movements. Blaine wasn't sure whether he had freaked him out or not, but since Kurt wasn't running and screaming, he figured it was alright. They were still very touchy about the subject of sex - after Kurt had confronted him two weeks into their relationship when he found out that Blaine was the one who had prompted 'The Talk,' it had become something they didn't discuss. Both boys knew they weren't ready to go there for a long time, and it was left at that.

But somehow, sex and 'every single physical act possible in a relationship' had been lumped together, leaving Blaine not knowing which way to turn. Their hugs and hand holding was okay because they had been doing that when they were still friends, but so far kissing had been a step that neither had taken. Blaine wanted Kurt to be the one to initiate it, after all he was the one who had gone through the most horrific first kiss known to man.

"Alright, sit up." Blaine groaned as those wonderful hands were removed from his hair but reluctantly sat up. Kurt dried his hair off with the towel then whipped it off and -

"Kurt?" Blaine waved a hand in front of his boyfriend who has gone still. "I know it's a mess, but -"

And then he was the silent one because Kurt's hands were tangled in his curly wet hair and pulling him in for a heated kiss. After the initial shock wore off, Blaine was kissing him back because why would he give up an opportunity to kiss his boyfriend? Especially since this was their first kiss after all and Kurt seemed to remember that a second later as he pulled away violently, hands covering his mouth in shock. "Oh god, Blaine, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean for that to happen, it was just your hair and I -"

"Are you saying you didn't want to kiss me?" Blaine tried his best to keep the hurt out of his voice, posing it as an innocent question.

Kurt seemed to be fighting with himself. "I - no. No, I did want to, and believe me, I've been doing my best not to, and I can't believe it happened like -"

Kurt's words were cut off, most appropriately, by Blaine's mouth. As soon as he realized what his boyfriend was saying - and why on earth would he be holding back? - he figured the best thing to do would be to re-do their kiss, making it perfectly clear that he wanted this. Or at least he hoped it was clear. Just to make sure...

"I've wanted to kiss you since the day I asked you out," Blaine murmured, pulling away so there was just barely a gap between their lips, "but after everything you'd gone through, I didn't think you were ready. Believe me, I want this." Neither wasted any more time with words, and it was a long time before they finally pulled apart again, both out of breath. "So, why have we not been doing that for our whole lives?"

Kurt laughed, the sound almost angelic. "Because we've only been dating a month, and it would have been really awkward if we were making out when were were small children."

Blaine rolled his eyes. "Details," he said dismissively, waving a hand. Kurt suddenly giggled, the sound drawing Blaine's attention suspiciously. "Wha - oh no..." Reaching up, his suspicions were confirmed as he realized his hair had dried into its usual giant frizzball. "See what I mean? You can't find this attractive."

"Oh, but I do. Maybe a little more tamed, but you need to forego the gel. So I'm banning it."

Kurt turned back to his hair products, beginning to rummage through for something. Blaine gaped at the back of his head for a moment before realizing how ineffective it was. "You can't ban my hair gel!"

Kurt turned around, raising an eyebrow. "Get rid of the gel and I'll kiss you again."

"Deal," Blaine said quickly, shaking his head the moment Kurt's back was turned again.

Yes, I can be bought easily. But when it comes to Kurt Hummel's lips, I'm pretty sure I'd give just about anything

MusicalEscape:

"Uh-um, Kurt. I've been thinking, and I-um-realized I like you. A lot. Maybe even more than jumping on furniture."

*gasps from door* "You mean it?"

"Oh! Um, yeah."

"That means so much to me!" *klisses*