A/N yeeeeek. Hello there peeps. Good morning to y'all. If it's not morning then good afternoon. It's morning for me so good morning.

Let me say this, THANK YOU. When I uploaded this, I never thought it would get read, or reviewed for that matter. And since it's my first one I'm kinda shocked that it actually was liked. That's wrong English. Forget it...

Anyways, here is the next chapter. Sorry if the humor isn't really humorous. Hope you like it tho'.

Thalia POV

I was so looking forward to Herbology. Not sarcastic by the way. I just really wanted to see Nico... I'll let you figure that out.

There were four tables, on top of each of these four tables were at least a dozen plants. We went around one, and the golden trio joined us. I still don't get why they're called the 'golden' trio. It's not like they're pure gold.

Nico was eyeing the plants, "please don't wither and die." He said.

I snickered. He shot me a glare. "Thalia stop!"

Then Percy laughed. He turned to Percy. "I hate you guys." He said before going back to staring at the plant.

I joined Percy in the laugh. Once I stopped I said. "Dude, it's a mutual feeling."

He put his elbows on the table and his chin in his hands. "I know. That's why I hate you both."

"Ah come on Neeks." Percy said gently patting his shoulder. "You know you don't hate us."

"Oh I do." He said.

Annabeth turned her attention to us from the teacher. "Must you guys always fight?"

Together we all said, "yes." A bit too loudly so heads turned our way.

She sighed and turned her attention back to the teacher's.

"I wish I could sleep." Said Percy as he rested his head on his arms.

"I wish I was hunting in the forest." I said.

"I," Nico said. "I, I just wish I wasn't here."

Hermione's head turned to us. "Can you guys keep quiet? I'm trying to listen here."

Then she turned and Percy stuck out his tongue.

"Dude that's not nice." I turned to see Ron scowling.

"Well," Percy defended. "It's not nice that she tells us to be quiet in a boring lesson such as this."

He shrugged. "Yeah I get it. But it's not nice. So don't." And he too turned.

Percy rolled his eyes.

"No, no, no." Nico said preoccupied.

I looked at him to see what was wrong. The plant in front of him was dying. I couldn't help but laugh. Percy noticed and joined me.

Nico banged his head on the table. "Why?" He moaned. "Why is it always me?"

At that we both couldn't help but laugh harder. The professor stopped explaining whatever she was explaining. All heads turned to us.

"What exactly." Professor Sprout said. "Is going on there? Care to share what is so funny?"

I bit my jaw to stop the laughing. "Sorry. It's just that the plant just died."

She widened her eyes in shock. She came over to us. Nico still had his head on the table. She examined the plant.

"How?" She said. "How did you kill this beautiful plant?" She questioned me and Percy.

We both raised our hands. Then Percy pointed at Nico. "Wasn't us. Was him."

Nico looked up a little confused and I could not help but laugh again. His expression was just too much.

"You guys." Nico said. "Are the worst cousins ever! Why? Why must I be associated with you?"

He banged his head in the table once more. I noticed the plants nearby were starting to wither. I put a hand on his shoulder. "Calm down Zombie Dude. You're killing all of them."

He took my hand off of his shoulder. I heard a muffled. "Don't touch me."

We had all completely forgotten that everyone's eyes were set on us. Professor Sprout looked mad, "how are you killing all my plants my I ask?"

"Am I?" Was Nico's muffled response.

"Yes you are." Sprout said. "And look at me when I talk."

He raised his head. I had to bite my jaw to stop myself from laughing. Percy was doing no better.

Nico looked at the dead plants near him. "I'm sorry." He said half heartedly.

"How?" Professor Sprout urged.

"They just die." Nico said angrily. "I can't help it. They don't like me, I don't like them. Now could I please be excused from this class for ever?"

Professor Sprout looked puzzled. "What?"

Nico half rolled his eyes. "Can I drop out?"

She smiled and nodded. "I'm afraid it's for the best. You may leave."

My mouth dropped open and so did Percy's. Nico glanced at us and a smile spread on his face. "See ya later losers." He said before grabbing his books and leaving.

So professor Sprout continued her talk I and Percy glared into nothing for a good part of the lesson.

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After class Percy immediately said. "That is so not fair. I wish I had an excuse like that. Can you believe it? He won't have to do Herbology anymore."

I laughed but agreed.

On the other hand Annabeth said. "Come on guys, it wasn't so bad."

"It was." I said.

Next period was a free period so we all headed for the common room, except Annabeth. She had ancient runes or something, and so did Hermione.

Nico was sitting on a couch and he was sleeping. The rest of the common room was empty. I glanced at Percy and he had a mischievous smile.

Harry and Ron noticed our smiles. "What's going on?" Asked Ron.

"He's in for a treat." Was all I said.

Then I turned to Percy. "You're thinking what I'm thinking aren't you?"

"I think I know you well enough to say that I am." And then he looked around. "Annabeth won't approve, but... a little fun won't hurt."

"Hell no." I said. I notified he winced at the word hell and his smile faded. "I'm sorry." I quickly said.

"Don't be." He reassured. "I'm still getting used to it. So... Thalia, you've got makeup and spray paint?"

I grinned like a maniac. "Wait what?" Harry asked.

"Oh it's just a prank." I reassured. "No one's getting hurt."

Percy smiled beside me. He approached Nico and sat on his knees. "Yeah but we have to hurry, I've got detention with the toad later. I hate her so much."

"Just don't go then." I said as I headed upstairs to my dorm.

He shrugged. I grabbed my makeup case. Then I searched my trunk for the salary paints. I grabbed the colours, red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple. They wash off, so they won't stay on forever.

I headed downstairs. And I saw Percy studying Nico. "Guys is there a way to make someone sleep deeply?" He asked the Wizards who had all sat down in front of my cousins.

"Got the stuff." I said as I approached them.

Percy looked up at me with a grin. Then he looked at Nico. "You realise he's going to kill us?"

I laughed. "Yeah I know. It'll be worth it."

"And you realise Annabeth is going to murder us?" He said with a smile.

"Yup." I said kneeling next to Percy. "Do you think we should knock him out?"

He thought about it for a second. Then he turned back to the two wizards. "So is there a spell?"

They shook their heads. I know as a fact there is, but hey we're here to protect them or something. Better have them as friends. So carefully I started putting makeup on Nico's face as Percy started dying his clothes with the colours of the rainbow.

He was going to kill us. That's also a fact.

A/N and that's it, for today anyways. Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Spoiler for next chapter, Nico wakes up and raged towards them. Well duh.

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