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Here's the summary: He knows she won't go by will, hell she doesn't even know who the guy is, so he goes to that extreme measure, widely known to be caused by obsession. He kidnaps her... But who would've thought she would gain such a bad case of Stockholm Syndrome?
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"So Hinata, how about that date?"
Gaara should really get that eye checked out.
"Um...", Hinata fidgeted in her seat, "Yeah."
"Woooo! Finally a date with the girl of my dreams. Thanks for agreeing, Hinata!"
Oh, for what?
Agreeing to risk her life by convincing Sakura to go on a date then possibly be strangled with a curtain?
Oh that.
Gaara clenched his teeth and roughly, emphasis on the word 'roughly', patted Naruto's back.
"Have fun Naruto!", he said through clenched teeth.
Oh, I'm sure he'll have fun when Gaara breaks up the date and ends up strangling Naruto with the restaurant's table cloth.
Or maybe he'll go the old fashioned way, and just casually stab him.
Who knows?
"Enjoy your breakfast, Naruto."
Since it may just be his last meal.
"I've got to go take care of some business. Bye Hinata."
By 'I've got to go take care of some business', he means looking thorough ways to kill your first love's date without actually killing them because they are your close friend even though they made a life-threatening mistake by asking the most beautiful girl out on a date which he plans to destroy because she belongs to him on wikihow.
That's exactly how he's going to type it into the google bar.
Somebody please take away his Internet accessibility.
Please.
I don't think the google staff can reciprocate any good answers that won't get Naruto stabbed.
If that made any sense.
Hinata continued eating her pancakes, silently dooming her death wish as Gaara left the kitchen to the Internet (unfortunately).
Hinata felt Naruto move over another seat which was previously occupied by Gaara with his steaming bowl of ramen.
"So, you want to go to Sakura's house and convince her after we finish breakfast?!"
Hinata gulped, "Naruto, I don't think I -"
-want to get slaughtered by a crazy fangirl whom quite frankly hates the both of us.
There, I finished her sentence for her since Naruto cut her off.
"Please! Please! Please! Please! I'll buy you ramen! Okay, you have to give me money and then I'll buy you ramen!"
Wow, what a deal.
"I'm sorry but-"
"Hinata! Please. This is the only thing I've ever wanted besides being rich, successful, owning my own ramen shop, getting a hot model girlfriend, owning two ramen shops, did I mention the ramen shop? But besides those few things, I don't want anything else besides Sakura! Please! Please!"
Hinata sighed.
He was too stubborn.
"Fine."
I'd better start the funeral preparations.
"Thank you! I owe you big time. Thank you so much!", Naruto exclaimed as he hugged her back and forth.
"I forgot my-"
Gaara walked in the kitchen only to find Naruto's hands all over his girl. He clenched his teeth and walked back out as quickly as he came.
He couldn't do anything about it. (Well, not in front of Hinata)
She wasn't his girlfriend. (Not yet anyways.)
She wasn't his wife. (Not yet anyways.)
She wasn't his anything. (She was his everything.)
"D-did you hear something?"
Oh that was just the sound of Gaara breaking off a door and throwing it out a window.
Damn it.
Fifth one this week.
"Nah, probably just Choji. Come on, let's go to Sakura's house!"
Naruto grabbed Hinata off the stool and ran out the door, past a heavily breathing Gaara.
Oh no.
Hinata waved good-bye to Gaara with her free hand. Naruto rushed outside, pulling Hinata with every step. He took her outside and rushed to the cars.
Hinata stopped Naruto and gave him a questioning look.
"You don't know how to drive."
Oh, that's right.
"I'll be right back."
Naruto went back into the mansion like so called 'warehouse' and called out for our favorite redhead.
"Gaara!"
Gaara quickly finished throwing out every ramen packet, cup, and needed ingredients he had been able to find, out of his latest shattered window.
"What is it Naruto?", he casually said as if he didn't take away Naruto's food supply and throw it out of the missing window.
Which he did.
"I need you to take me and Hinata somewhere. Oh and I need a couple bucks for a fancy dinner tonight."
Gaara happily clenched his teeth and punched what remained of his window, "Of course. I'll be right there."
Oh, so not only would he have to take them to their date but he would have to pay for it too?!
How was he going to do that without actually murdering Naruto?
Darn.
Naruto threw Gaara one last confused glance before he went back outside.
Gaara shook off the glass that was engraved into his knuckles and followed Naruto.
He found a whispering Hinata and Naruto and it only upset him more.
"Get in the car.", he coldly said as he unlocked the driver's door of a black hummer.
Naruto excitedly jumped into the shotgun seat, only to receive a deadly glare from Gaara.
"That's Hinata's seat."
"No, it's okay. I-I'm fine back here."
Gaara gave one last 'tch' before he started to drive as Naruto gave him directions to Hinata's death.
"We're here."
"What are you doing here anyways?"
"Hinata, go in. I'll tell you later."
Hopefully before this whole misunderstanding gets him killed.
Hinata gulped as an anime sweat drop appeared on her bangs.
"Hinata, do you want me to go in there with you?"
Yes.
That way her life continuance would be ensured.
"No! This is something Hinata has to do on her own."
Damn it, Naruto.
Hinata opened the door and slowly walked up to the house door as Gaara sat in the car estimating about how much time he had to strangle Naruto in the car before Hinata came back.
Hinata took a deep intake of breath as she rung the doorbell.
Maybe she wouldn't be home.
Maybe she wouldn't have to get stabbed.
Maybe Hinata's life would be sparred-
"What are you doing here?"
Nevermind.
The pink haired girl had opened the door in less of a second.
"I need you to do me a favor."
"Does that favor involve me making out with Gaara?"
"Not exactly.."
"Then no."
"Wait!", she said before Sakura could slam the door in her face, "Please go on a date with Naruto!"
Sakura took a quick glance at the expensive car parked in front of her house. Naruto was obviously staring at her through some binoculars as Gaara had his toned arms slowly outstretching towards Naruto's neck.
"I know that you don't like me, but Naruto really likes-"
Sakura gave Hinata a devilish smirk, "Fine, I'll go on a date with him."
Hinata's face enlightened, "Really?"
"Yeah, but.."
Of course.
"You have to come and bring Gaara. It'll be a double date. You and Naruto. Me and Gaara."
"What?! But-"
"Take it or leave it."
Hinata sighed, "Be ready at eight."
"Good girl. Now get the hell off my property."
She slammed the door in the intimidated girl's face and Hinata wanted to slam her face in a car door.
She had just arranged a date with her worst enemy and her crush.
Damn it.
But on the bright side...
Well, at least Sakura didn't stab her.
Gaara swiftly glued his hands to his sides as Hinata walked back up to car.
She gave Gaara a glance before focusing her attention to Naruto, "Can I talk to you for a second?"
"Yeah, what happened?!"
"Um... In private."
There goes that twitch again.
Naruto hopped out of the car and walked a couple feet away from the car.
"What'd she say?!"
"She said yes."
"Yes!"
"But-"
"But?"
"Yeah, there's a but. Sh-she said yes but me and Gaara have to come along."
"Oh, so she wants to make it a double date?"
Yeah, a double date with the wrong dates.
"Yeah."
"That's fine!"
"Okay, I told her to be ready at eight."
"Thanks Hinata, I owe you big time."
Damn right he does.
They hopped back into the car with a murderous aura radiating Gaara.
"So what was that about?"
"Hinata-"
"Nothing!"
"Hm..."
They drove off back in complete silence as Gaara gave Naruto the occasional 'I'm going to slit your throat' look which went unnoticed by Naruto.
They quickly got there and Naruto jumped out of car to start preparing for his date in a couple of hours.
Gaara slammed his car door shut and then opened Hinata's door. She nervously walked out and closed the expensive car door.
She followed a silent Gaara to the door. She took an intake of breath and grabbed the hem of his shirt.
"Hm?", Gaara turned around to face Hinata and she let go of his shirt.
"What is it Hinata?"
Hinata poked her fingers, "I need you to go on a double date with me, Naruto and Sakura."
"Why?"
"B-because Naruto really likes Sakura and the only way to get her to come is if you come along."
"Alright, I'll go but-"
"There's a but?"
Doesn't this seem familiar?
"I'll go if you give me a kiss on the cheek."
Hey, if he has to endure an hour of Sakura and Naruto's endless arguing, he wants something out of it.
Even though even if she refused to kiss his cheek, he would still go.
What do you expect?
He had to keep Naruto's ramen stained hands off his gir-
Oh.
That felt nice.
He felt a pair of soft lips on his cheek.
Hinata furiously blushed as she went off her tippy toes.
"S-so will you come? Please?"
He can't say no to that.
Gaara looked away so she wouldn't see the crimson blush on his face.
"Y-yeah."
Aw. He even stuttered.
He regained his cool composure and locked eyes with her again, "What time will we be going?"
"Eight o'clock."
"Hm..I see."
Well, since he did have enough time before the disastrous date occurred, he decided he would go back to answer his previous question on the Internet.
As Gaara went back to his room, Hinata made her way to object of affection's older sister's room.
She knocked twice, "Temari, are you in there?"
A heavily disheveled Shikamaru came out of the room, "Yeah, she's in there."
Hinata blushed as she shook off any dirty thoughts in her mind.
She went inside the room and closed the door. She turned around to face an equally disheveled Temari.
"Sorry to interrupt.."
"You weren't interrupting anything."
That's not what her clothes were saying.
"Anyways, what do you need?", she said as she tidied herself up.
"All my clothes are still at my house and I have this date tonight, so I was wondering if maybe-"
Temari's face enlightened up, "Aw! My little brother is growing up. He finally asked you on a date."
"Well, not exactly. It's a double date with Naruto and Sakura."
"But it's still a date, right?"
Wrong.
It's not a date with her.
Why the hell did she agree to that anyway?
Oh that's right. She likes the way her face is arranged.
"Not exactly. I'm going with Naruto and Sakura is going with Gaara."
Temari almost peed herself laughing.
"HAHAHAHHAHA, Gaara?! Sakura? He hates her guts!"
Oh great.
"It was the only way Sakura would accept a date with Naruto!"
"But she, hahahah. But she didn't accept a date with Naruto. You my friend, have been scammed."
Hinata plopped down on Temari's bed, "What am I-I suppose to do now?"
"Make sure Gaara doesn't figure it out."
How is she supposed to do that while making sure she doesn't get stabbed by Sakura?
Damn it.
"But don't worry about it!"
How can she not worry about it?
Her life (and face) was on the line.
She sighed, and Temari attempted to cheer her younger brother's object of affection, "I'm sure the date will turn out just fine."
Yeah.
About that.
Temari had never been so wrong about something before in her life.
"I guess you're right."
She isn't.
"Come on, let's pick you out an outfit for tonight."
After hours of scrolling through ridiculous, useless results on the internet and useless bickering with Temari over provocative outfits, it was finally time for the double date (unfortunately).
"Hinata! Come on! It's time for our date."
Nice wording, Naruto.
Welcome to the first day of whatever's left of your life.
Which if you keep acting so smug with Gaara's belongings, won't be long.
They hopped into the car, Naruto riding shotgun once again, and went to pick up Sakura, (unfortunately).
Gaara parked in front of the plain house and honked the horn. Less than two seconds later, a pink haired girl wearing a revealing outfit came towards the car.
Naruto came out of the car and opened the door for her.
"Hi, Sakura!"
"Hi Gaara!"
Ouch.
Rejected.
She gave Hinata a deathly glare and then strapped her seatbelt on.
"Hinata, where would you like to go?"
Hinata gulped feeling an immense murderous aura next to her, "W-w-wherever Sakura wants to go."
"I didn't ask her. I asked you."
"Um.."
Sakura slid her phone next to Hinata and Hinata looked at the screen.
'Tell him the new restaurant in downtown :O NOW!', it read.
"The new restaurant downtown!"
"..."
Gaara started up the car again and drive off. Even though Hinata knew Sakura wouldn't do anything with Gaara around, she was still paranoid.
They arrived shortly to the expensive restaurant. Gaara and Naruto got out first and helped 'who-they-thought-was-their-date' out of the car.
"Thanks, Gaara."
"Damn it, Naruto!"
"What I'd do?!"
Gaara led them inside to the extremely fancy restaurant.
A snobby waiter stopped them, "Reservation?"
Gaara growled at the waiter whose hand was currently dug into his upper chest, "We don't have one."
"Then I apologize. We can't allow you to dine here."
"Let's just go, Gaara. We can eat somewhere else!"
"No. Hinata wants to eat here, therefore we will eat here."
"Naruto's right. We can eat any-"
"No, we're going to eat here."
"But-"
Gaara took out his wallet and brought out three large bills.
"Now will you allow us to dine here?"
The waiter looked at the mouthwatering, three hundred dollars in Gaara's hand.
He accepted the bribery and cleared his throat, "Very well then. A table just opened up."
He led them to a table and Hinata sat next to Sakura and across from Naruto.
"Naruto, switch with me."
"Fine by me!"
Naruto and Gaara switched seats.
Sakura leaned into Hinata's ear, "Don't get in my way, or you'll regret it."
Hinata gulped.
The table was silent.
Cricket. Cricket.
"Anyways, who's ready to order?"
They looked at the menus and decided what to get. A waitress came by the table.
"Hello, my name is Tayuya and I will be your waitress for this evening. What will you be having?"
"Get whatever you want, Sakura. Everything's on Gaara!"
"I want a Caesar salad and a vanilla milkshake."
"Do you guys have ramen?"
"No."
"Damn it."
"I'll take a plate of lasagna, Pepsi, sweet and sour chicken."
"Um..."
Hinata looked up and down the menu.
"Everything on here is really expensive."
"It's alright. Don't worry about the price, I've got it."
Twenty five dollars for fried shrimp?
That better be some damn good shrimp.
"Fried shrimp, fries and a Pepsi, please."
"So are you sure about that whole no ramen thing?!"
"Yes! So what's your name, handsome?", the waitress asked as she gave Gaara a flash of her cleavage which went unnoticed.
"His name's Gaar-"
"What's it to you?!", Sakura interluded.
She didn't need anymore competition as it was. (The entire female portion of the student body besides Tenten and Temari.)
"Calm down."
"Look, Naruto will have whatever you have that's closest to ramen."
"I need you to be a little more specific, kid."
"I'm not a kid, old hag! Naruto probably doesn't like saggy soup!"
"Hey! I'm sure he likes soup that's thoroughly developed!"
"He doesn't want soup that belongs in a senior retirement home!"
"He doesn't want soup that's flat! He doesn't need beginners' soup!"
"Well, he doesn't need soup that belongs in the cemetery."
"I'm pretty sure he doesn't want soup that tastes like sh-"
"Girls, please calm down! I love all soup!"
Stop indirectly fighting over Gaara.
He already belongs to Hinata.
Game over girls.
Gosh.
"I'll just have what Gaara's having."
"Coming right up. Bye cutie."
Sakura sent the girl glares and Hinata...
Well, Hinata was about to drop dead laughing knowingly at the indirect fight.
But she knows better.
She doesn't want her face pounded in by Sakura.
Again.
They sat in silence until Sakura spoke up.
"So Gaara, I heard you beat up the whole Akatsuki gang."
Gaara shrugged and Naruto responded for him.
"I was there too! I helped!"
Noone cares.
Cricket. Cricket.
"Okay.. Congratulations? Anyways, Gaara-"
Her voice was cut off by the older waitress with two large trays in her hands, "Here you go."
She attempted to whisper 'seductively' in Gaara's ear as she set down their food.
Sakura slammed her fists on the table.
"Can't you see he's not interested in you?!"
I could ask her the same question.
He's not interested in you either.
"Damn it, shut up beginners' bra!"
Hinata laughed as began eating.
Maybe this date wouldn't turn out so bad.
Naruto poked at his food, questioningly, "So about that ramen?! Can you check in the inventory?"
"Shut up!", the bickering girls simultaneously said.
"Gaara does not like you!"
She's saying it as if he likes her.
"He doesn't like you either!"
"Hinata, are you enjoying your meal?"
She was definitely enjoying her meal.
Trust me.
Hinata nodded, and continued watching the two girls argue.
"He does like me! We're on a date together!"
"You're on a date with me!"
"Naruto, go home!"
"Oh, so you're the third wheel! He doesn't want you here!"
"Noodles! Do you have anything with noodles of some sort?"
"That's it!"
Sakura picked up her glass cup and threw her milkshake at the waitress.
Hinata choked on her drink as she began to laugh. Gaara quickly stood up and went to Hinata's aide to check if she was okay.
"Are you alright?"
"Yeah, th-thanks for asking."
"You almost just killed me!"
Better her than Hinata.
The waitress picked up Naruto's food, plate and all and threw it at Sakura.
"I was attempting to eat that! Damn it, it's always me! Nothing ever happens to Gaara!"
"Shut up, Naruto!"
Next thing, you know Sakura, the soon to be fired waitress, Naruto, and victims of the horrible aimers were all participating in a full blown out food fight.
"Can we get the check?"
Hinata laughed as she hid under a table, in order to not dirty Temari's borrowed clothes along with her plate and drink.
Gaara quickly joined her and sat next to her.
"I'm sorry I ruined our first date."
"You didn't ruin our first date."
His mother did when she gave birth to a sex god who drives girls to the point of attempting to kill eachother with fancy food.
I blame this on her.
"Gaara, y-you have something on your lip. Here, I'll get it."
Hinata closed her eyes and pressed her lips to Gaara's.
He didn't have anything on his lips.
She just wanted an excuse to kiss him.
"There. I took it off."
Gaara ruffled up her hair in an attempt for her to look at the floor so she wouldn't see his adorable blushing face, "Thank you. Come on.
Let's go home before they call the police force."
He helped her get up from the table and he took out two large bills and left them on what was left of the table. He interlaced their fingers together.
They quickly found Naruto and Gaara tapped on his shoulder.
"This is for the rame- Huh?"
"Time to go."
Naruto let his ammo fall to the floor, "I'll grab Sakura."
He pried her away from a wrestling circle she had been in with the desperate waitress from earlier.
"Keep your grimy hands off my soup!"
"The soup shall be mine!"
Naruto led a disheveled Sakura to the expensive car. He opened the door for her and slammed it in his face. Naruto sat back in his shotgun seat and Gaara looked at him as if Naruto got what he deserved.
Well, he kinda did.
After all he did attempt to go on a date with Hinata.
Gaara would've left the police to take Sakura home but he did owe her.
She had ruined the date so he didn't have to.
Looks like the new restaurant wouldn't end up in the newspaper for burning down in a mysterious fire.
Thanks Sakura.
They quickly got to Sakura's house.
"I'll help you get ou-"
"No.", she coldly said as she got out of the expensive car and slammed the door.
She glared at Hinata through the tinted window and mouthed, 'I'm so going to get you'.
(Even though she didn't do anything).
Hinata gulped as Gaara went back to the warehouse. They sat in silence as Gaara drove, excluding the occasional sulking whispers from Naruto.
They arrived and Naruto quickly ran back inside.
"I need some ramen to cheer up."
Gaara got out of the car and then helped Hinata out. They leaned on the car for a couple minutes.
"Soo..."
"I'm really sorry I ruined the date."
"It's okay, really.. Besides, w-we can always have another one. This time just you and me.."
No hyperactive ramen addict and crazed fangirl to ruin their date.
Gaara smiled at Hinata's blushing face, "I'd like that."
Hinata smiled back until she heard a window shattering scream erupt from inside the large estate.
"WHERE IS ALL THE RAMEN?!"
Gaara smirked.