Heyo everyone, and welcome to FILLER NUMBER TWO!
Just a note, lol, I wrote this whole thing while listening to Girlfriend, by Avril Lavigne who I btw, don't like very much. I like the rhythm of the song, but I hate the lyrics so much. ((makes evil faces at Avril)) I just think they're cocky unfair lyrics. What if the girlfriend is really nice!? Like… Hinata for instance. ((evil grin))
Can you guys see where this is going?
Have fun reading! Put the song on if ya wanna, to get the full experience.
Read, Review, Enjoy!
-Inky
Hinata smirked up at Ino, stirring the tea thoughtfully. "What do you mean?"
"Well, you're both so comfortable with each other." Ino smirked right back, glad that there was something like backbone in the way that Hinata was moving now, smiling with a tinge of higher authority. It was good to see.
"We're friends." Hinata retorted, laughing, the blush was there anyway. Nothing could get rid of that.
"Well yeah- hey… Uh, what did you guys do for Valentine's Day?"
Hinata almost rolled her eyes, but instead hid her face behind her hands. "Ino! It's n-not like that!"
"Aw, come on." Ino sighed, begging, pouting and full out puppy eyeing her friend.
"I hear something interesting happened, Sakura won't say though, cuz she says you forced her to swear on her life-"
"Okay!" Hinata cried suddenly, looking around nervously for possible eavesdroppers. Ino leaned in quickly, looking intently at her face. "What happened? Come on… please?"
Sighing, the blushing heiress stirred her tea, looking at her smiling reflection in her tea. "Okay… I'll tell you…" she smiled, looking up at her quickly. "I…was so involved in training, c-concentrated in the first few weeks that I-I didn't even realize it was Valentine's Day…"
The memory began to flood back, and she smiled again, remembering completely the hilarious reality of what had happened… and just how it had all started.
It was a weird morning…. She didn't even understand why they were up so early. Sasuke rarely ever touched her outside of training. As a matter of fact, he hadn't touched her in training either of late, and all of a sudden he was in her room at three in the morning shaking her awake.
It was, to say the least the most surprising way to wake up possible.
Gasping Hinata threw her arm back, shocked by the sudden contact against her shoulder. Equally surprised was Sasuke, who fell back on his bottom in a lame attempt to dodge the possibly deadly elbow strike from the half asleep girl.
Hinata turned over and stared at him a moment, sitting beside her bed, looking vaguely miffed.
"Gome!" she gasped, clapping her hands over her mouth and mumbling the sound. "I-I didn't mean to-"
"Forget it." Sasuke waved her apology away, shoving himself to his feet lithely. "Hurry, we have to go."
Hinata didn't even ask, she just stumbled out of bed, his clothes were so big they made her look like she was swimming in dark colors as she scrambled to get her clothes.
He tried not to notice too much how cute it looked as he stepped out of her room and closed the door, walking downstairs quickly to find their gear and the leftovers from last night's dinner to take with them on their short trip out of the village.
There was no way in hell he was going to stay in Konohona, even with Hinata with the rabid fan girls of death walking around.
His initial plan of using the Hyuuga heiress as a way of bouncing the fan girls off of him had been tossed out the window the moment he realized she was getting more than evil glares whenever she was outside. With or without him didn't matter, Naruto had started to report loyally the many stories being circulated about the pale eyed shy little kunoichi.
"Well, I generally don't repeat things like what they're saying about her, but if you want to get the main idea, let's just say that the girls I heard it from got a good earful about how stupid I thought they were, and had they been guys I would have beat the living daylights out of them." Naruto muttered, sounding more pissed off than was average.
Sasuke had stared, realizing quickly the very negative situation that Hinata had unfortunately been shoved into.
Sighing he swung both his pack and hers over his shoulder, turning around to see her skipping down the stairs quickly, shoving her long hair into a braid.
"S-sasuke-kun." She began, not meeting his eyes but concentrating fully on making her hair stay out of the way. "I-I don't mind g-getting up so e-early, d-demo… why a-are we in such a h-hurry-" she began, biting her lip as she tied the braid down.
Sasuke turned, heading towards the door. "No reason." He replied lightly, lying flat out. Hinata gave his back a very odd look but followed anyway, putting her training wraps in her mouth as she continued to braid the other bunch of hair hanging by her neck.
Amused by her hurried little antics Sasuke waited until she was out the door before closing it and turning to lock it. Hinata stared, having never seen him do such a thing.
She struggled for a moment before taking the training wraps out of her mouth and starting to stutter out her surprise. "W-why lock i-it?" she blinked, rushing after his quick footsteps.
Sasuke shrugged in response, glancing back over his shoulder at her straining to wrap her wrists up.
"You never know."
Hinata just blinked back, rosy cheeked from his intense stare, but otherwise just confused. "Ano… h-hai."
"Let's go." He mumbled, turning around and ignoring the pink rising up on his own face. They were just passing the gate when a cry of what might have been harmonized voices echoed from the surrounding trees and mist.
Instantly the two ninja's fell into battle stance, Hinata's hands moving through to open her Byakungan.
"Saaaaaaassssuuuuukkkkeeeee-kun!" the voices sang. A group of girls walked out of the mist slowly, and it would have been impressive if it wasn't so bloody cliché.
Hinata blinked back at them, seeing only their glowing chakra points and the fact that there were just so many of them.
She counted quickly while Sasuke straightened in front of her, no longer threatened, but feeling more panicky than usual.
Fourteen? Hinata's eyes widened. And they're all girls?
The girls promptly fell into formation, the mist still swirling in dramatically around their ankles. Sasuke took a hesitant step back, revealing Hinata behind him, looking curiously at the girl's odd expression's of determination.
"S-sasuke- kun…?" she began, confused, getting a very very bad feeling.
The girls' focused rapidly on Hinata, their eyes locating their next target with predatory efficiency.
Hinata followed Sasuke's example and took a surprised step back, blinking rapidly at their narrowed eyes.
"…h-hello…" she began.
It was two seconds flat that it took for the girls to surround them both, shoving Sasuke one way, pushing Hinata the other way.
"Who are you?" One of the girls snapped, shoving Hinata hard. The disowned Hyuuga started, rubbing her shoulders where the vicious shove had driven.
"Me? I'm just-" she began, getting another shove from behind that would have sent her to her knees if she wasn't trained.
"Hey, hey." One of the girls started, pushing Sasuke straight into a tree. "I don't like your girlfriend." She smirked, leaning in close, making his eyes widen in surprise despite himself. "I think you need a new one."
"I could be your girlfriend!" A dozen different voices shouted suddenly.
Hinata's eyes widened on the other side of the road where the shoves were continuing, making her hit the ground repeatedly. The sound of their comments was making her head hurt.
"She's like, so whatever, you could do so much better!" The girl continued, cuddling in close.
Sasuke just stared in complete shock. They think she's my girlfriend?!?
They think I'm his girlfriend!?! Hinata hit the ground in her surprise, feeling dirt as the girls moved to kick it over her, smirking broadly.
"S-stop it!" she gasped, curling into fetal position.
Sasuke suddenly caught sight of the rabble of girls. "Hinata?" he began, heart pounding horribly in his ears. Roughly he shoved the hands of the nearest girls away, searching frantically for the white eyed princess.
"Stop it!" her voice weaved through the louder cries of the other girls as they continued their comments.
"I think we should get together now!"
"I don't like your girlfriend!"
"I could be your girlfriend!"
"I know that you like me!"
"No way! No way!"
"Sasuke!"
"Fight them, Hinata!" He shouted, giving another violent shove at one of the girls. "Get off! Damnit!"
"Don't you know what I can do to make you feel all right?"
Hinata heard it, his voice struggling through the bodies of scantily clad girls. Where did they all come from anyway? She'd never even 'seen' any of them before.
Fight them? But what if I hurt-
"In a second you'll be wrapped around my finger, cuz I can, cuz I can do it better, there's not other, she's so stupid what the hell were you thinking?"
Stupid?
Hinata's eyes opened slowly, despite the dirt being kicked into her face, and the shoved and kicks that were being thrown at her in all directions.
Everyone is always… I'm not- I'm 'not' stupid! Not in comparison to-
"She's like… so whatever, you could do so much better!"
Their choruses of idiotic comments continued, shoving her in a pit.
"I'm not stupid!" Hinata shouted suddenly, rising up to a crouch. The other girls' mocking eyes met Byakugan. More irritated than she had been in months the Hyuuga heir shoved herself off the ground.
"Stop it!" she shouted. A pair of hands shot forward, ready to shove. Blinking at the slow motion she stepped to the side, watching the girl fall flat on her stomach, a cry of surprise leaving her lips.
The silence that met her ears was good. It was so satisfying. There was an instant addiction to that silence. It was a silence produced from awe.
Slowly she breathed in, lowering herself into a fighting stance. "There's no way…" She smiled at them. "..that you'll win."
The few ninjas that were amongst the group came forward. They were lower class, it was obvious, but ninjas none the less.
Sasuke shifted, throwing another one of the girls down, despite the calls from his inner 'mom' telling him that he should never lift a hand against a woman.
It was hard when they were 'all' lifting hands against him for crying out loud. Panting from the surprising strain he turned, glancing over his shoulder at the rabble of girls backing away from what he supposed was Hinata.
You had better be okay…
"He'd never go for someone like you."
"You're a sneaky little slut that's why he-"
Hinata didn't give them another moment to talk, ignoring their voices she shot forward, her Byakugan highlighting their vulnerable chakra points, opened to her rapid hands.
Spinning around she connected rapidly with the first dozen holes, slipping between the three kunoichi that had stepped forward.
Breathing in slowly still to control herself she crouched, swinging her leg hard and throwing them all to the ground in a sweep.
"Gomen!" she gasped, shoving herself to her feet and scrambling up, running rapidly towards Sasuke, who she realized she would have to protect.
He'd never hit a girl! He must be so panicked!
Surprisingly that wasn't far from the truth. Sasuke was once more pinned to the tree, hands over his chest, tugging at his clothing.
Holy God… what do I do!?
A God up there was obviously listening because a slightly out of breath Hinata appeared in front of him suddenly, looking a little ruffled up but other wise bright eyed and with what he thought might actually be a smirk gracing her usually timid lips.
"Quick!" she gasped, glancing over her shoulder at him. "Follow me!"
Shocked at the lack of stutter and the fact that she wasn't just smirking, she was almost grinning, he nodded following as she jumped up onto the tree.
"Ready?" she asked again, her hands flickering through some jutsu or other. He nodded again, looking down to see the girls already spreading out to catch them.
With a poof of smoke a pair of Hinata's appeared beside the original. The original looked back at him and smiled, that shockingly innocent slightly shy smile lacking in blush and nerves.
She was enjoying this…?!
"Let's go." He managed to say. Hinata nodded and watched as her copies dropped down from the tree and ran in opposite directions followed by the rabid fans.
Rapidly the two ninjas turned and started their escape, jumping from tree branch to tree branch.
Little did they know, it was just the beginning of a very long day.
"W-what was that?" Hinata started as soon as they were back on the road, running still because they could hear the cries of the fans still.
"…fan club." Sasuke muttered, trying hard not to turn as red as she did when she was embarrassed. This was on of the few things that made him feel utter shame.
Hinata felt another smirk tugging at her lips and a laugh rising in her throat, but she contained it, rosy cheeked from the strain.
The whole situation was just so hilarious. They thought she was his girlfriend and were chasing because of it?
"I've never seen them b-before." She managed to say, glancing around as if they were on a spy mission through enemy territory. It looked like the ordeal on their street had taken about half an hour. The sun was still down and though there's the slightest hint of orange in the sky it was mainly the moon that lent the world light.
Houses were dark, their occupants sleeping peacefully.
"They only come out on certain occasions." Sasuke mumbled, scanning the right side quickly as well, more jumpy than usual.
"S-special occasions?" Hinata blinked, watching his face, only because he wouldn't look at her directly.
Thanks to the lack of light she didn't see his face light up horribly. "Valentine's Day."
Hinata almost tripped, but managed not to, catching her balance the last second. "Oh!" she gasped, lifting a hand to her lips nervously in the sudden realization that she had completely forgotten unlike every other year.
Usually she gave Naruto-kun something for Valentine's Day, chocolate or something. But this year…
"There they are!"
Startled out of their mope-y thoughts the two spun around and stared at the stampede of high heels and short skirts heading their way.
"eep!" Hinata cried. Sasuke grabbed her wrist and spun around, dragging her along. "Run!"
They slid to a stop in the first corner and turned. Catching sight of what looked like a warehouse with an open door Sasuke dragged the still surprised Hinata into the darkness of the room and turned around to slam the garage-style door down, locking it into place and stepping back as if there were zombies on the other side.
Only their heavy breathing could be heard in the silence for a moment, and then the sound of chattering as the girls ran by. It came and faded.
In unison they let out soft sighs and collapsed onto the ground.
"Happy Valentine's Day." Sasuke grumbled, mainly to himself, but Hinata heard, and out of nervousness couldn't help but start laughing.
Smirking slightly he settled down on a random box, rubbing his face. "We'd better get comfortable… They'll be back."
Hinata just nodded, still trying to catch her breath. "Hai."
"Find them!"
"He has a girlfriend." A scantily clad prep muttered, looking more and more like a vicious dog. (unintended pun…sorta)
They had hit the middle of town and had actually been searching for hours now. The sun was up already, people were wandering the streets, glancing nervously at them and then looking away when their steely eyes met.
The leader of the group was a redhead. She had once been Sakura's rival after Ino and she joined forces.
She stood in the city center, watching the stores open up, decorated happily in reds and pinks with Happy Valentine's Day balloons floating in the cool morning air and happy voices exchanging the customary salutation of the day of love.
Wearing a short skirt over training wraps that reached up her thighs and a low cut red V-neck, she was obviously the center of the rabble of girls searching the slowly growing crowds for the much adored Uchiha.
Her long red hair was loose, the way Sakura used to wear hers, and bright green eyes were glazed in thought.
"We need a system." She muttered, nodding towards her little secretary, who had long black hair, as stated the Uchiha Fan Club Code of Conduct paragraph two line four.
The little black haired girl had a clipboard a pen ready, looking expectantly at their adored leader. "Hai? Misa-san?"
"Get into groups of three, spread them out in sectors."
Elegantly she spun around, pulling a huge map of the city out of thin air. With a bright red lipstick she scribbled very squiggly lines over the entire village, labeling each one 'sektor' 1, 2 and so on.
The dark haired assistant lifted a hand, wide eyed as the Misa-san spun around confidently, waving her hand at the map. "FOOL PROOF!!"
"Er… Misa-san… Sector is spelt-"
With a sigh the redhead grabbed the clipboard, hitting the assistant over the head with it. "Get going!"
With a very formal salute the girls clicked their high heels and lifted a hand, Hitler style. "Hai! Misa-taichou!"
Said captain waved her hand absently, turning around to draw a lopsided heart with the words 'Misa+Sasukelovers forever'
"I'll find you… Sasuke-kun." She whispered, staring evilly at the heart and it's desperate words.
The dark haired assistant allowed herself a sweat drop behind the captain's back.
It wasn't exactly Hinata's fault that she had fallen asleep. Being in complete silence is such a dark room with nothing to do at three in the morning did that to some people.
Despite her best attempts to stay awake, she had curled up on one of the boxes next to Sasuke and it wasn't long before she was breathing in and out softly, making him bend down to check if she was indeed asleep.
It didn't bother him, really, but it did make him nervous. If they suddenly arrived and she was asleep he'd never be able to get her to wake up fast enough to get her out of there without ending up with something like make up or worse, boxes of chocolate thrown at him.
But he was impressed, despite his best intentions, by the fact that she could stand up to things as scary as the rabid fan girls of doom.
They had been hunting him since he was old enough to walk and no one had managed to face them off, even Naruto had given him a pat on the shoulder the first time and said quite sadly.
"I'll hopefully see you later, Sasuke-teme."
Wrinkling his nose at the memory Sasuke grumbled "Dobe." And leaned back, starting in surprise as his hand brushed Hinata's.
He blinked down at her as she shifted, curling up tighter in the cold. Resisting the urge to take off his jacket he turned back to the door, paying close attention to the sounds outside. He had other things to worry about.
Sakura skipped down the street happily, carrying in her arms two lilies and a box of chocolates.
She was heading towards the ramen shop where she assumed the dobe was having breakfast. Smiling she froze, staring at the crowd of girls at the center of the intersection squabbling with one another.
"We already CHECKED over there, dang it!" one of them growled, pointing down a random street.
"How would you know? You don't even know up from down!"
"Shut up! What are you doing here anyway; Sasuke wouldn't even look at you! That white eyed slut he was with is even prettier than you!"
"What?! You stupid little-"
Along with a very confused looking bunch of people Sakura slipped away, glancing back nervously at the group. She knew them… had been arguing with them for years and after deciding to approach Sasuke in a different fashion had come to realize the very frightening factor that being a fan girl added to your personal list of descriptive words.
But they had spoken of Hinata and that was the part that worried her most. If they thought Hinata was with Sasuke, which they obviously did, then she had to find the two of them…
Hell, she'd rather face Orochimaru all over again instead of dealing with that pile of frightening people… sort of people…
Determined to find her friends she took off at a run to get Naruto, and probably Shino and Kiba, for Hinata's sake.
Hopefully they wouldn't blame Sasuke too much for the danger he accidentally put her in.
It wasn't long before he heard the sound of them stampeding near the door, and though they passed by several times without actually walking in he was sure eventually someone would find them.
Nervously he shifted, putting a hand on Hinata's shoulder lightly to shake her awake, wary of the possibility of being shoved, or punched or something. He hadn't forgotten her reaction earlier that morning.
Sighing Hinata rubbed her eyes, pushing herself up on one hand.
"What's the matter? D-did they come?" she mumbled, looking around at the cold warehouse. Sasuke shook his head, but he was standing, listening intently to the sounds coming from outside.
"…not yet…"
Just then there was the sound of a squeal, loud and obnoxious.
"Uh oh.." Hinata began, shoving herself to her feet sharply. Sasuke glanced around, locating the back door rapidly.
"Stand back." He muttered, facing it silently. Hinata stumbled backwards, glancing nervously over her shoulder at the front sliding door and how it was slowly being pried upwards, kicks and grunts and other noises echoing through the warehouse.
Sasuke flicked his fingers rapidly through a jutsu, breathing in deeply before letting out a stream of flashing flame.
Gasping Hinata stumbled back even more, wide eyed. The heat engulfed the door, bright red and slowly turning blue as the heat increased. The door suddenly melted into itself and with a yip of joy Hinata rushed forward. The door behind her was high enough for the faces of the rabid fan girls to be in view as they bent down to look.
"Sasuke-kun! Come back!"
"Run!" Sasuke cried, following Hinata as she jumped through the hole, careful not to burn herself on the smoldering metal.
Together they set off at a run, turning a sharp corner in the first alley that came up. Thoughtlessly they rushed down the alley and froze, staring at the dead end that met them. There were garbage cans around and high walls, and an old locker in the corner, but nothing else.
The sounds of the girls getting closer continued and panicked now the two shinobi looked around, desperately looking for an exit. Sasuke stared at the locker for a moment, biting his lip.
"Hinata… the locker…" he began. The small girl turned to look at the old abandoned metal death trap, coloring rapidly at the idea of being in there with Sasuke.
"Ano.." she began, turning sharply at the sound of a stampede heading their way.
"Hai!" she gasped.
Relieved beyond belief he pushed her in gently, biting his lip as he noticed just how tight it would be.
But the sound of them turning the next corner made him slip in, squirming in around her body fitting each limb around hers. Biting her lip Hinata shifted, shivering and trying not to laugh at the outrageousness of the situation. She couldn't believe that she'd be doing 'this' of all things during Valentine's Day.
Finally they were both in the locker and Hinata reached out, pulling the door shut. However it was heavier than she had anticipated and it slammed shut hard. Gasping at the loud noise the two shinobi froze, listening for any trace of the fangirls.
It felt like an eternity of silence and squishiness in which both of them tried hard not to feel each other's bodies pressed against one another, or the claustrophobia of being in such a small dark space.
But for a long time there was no more sound and slowly they both relaxed, which was odd in itself, for they relaxed directly into each other.
The closeness made things more nerve wrecking and therefore more laughable than before.
But neither of them dared do anything until finally, feeling bothered Sasuke reached out to push the door open, his hand hitting the solid unmovable metal.
There was a twin sound of surprised gasp as the two shinobi stared at the door.
Biting his lip Sasuke hit it again, hard, feeling the pain it shot up his arm quite acutely.
"Oh holy hell…" he stated suddenly, realizing the dreadful truth.
"I-i-it's stuck!" Hinata gasped, staring at the thing in utter horror.
Sasuke would have nodded but that might end up resulting in him bopping Hinata's head hard.
"Hai." He grunted closing his eyes to force himself to remain calm.
Heart beating furiously Hinata tried to keep herself from panicking. "A-a-a-no-"
"Shss." Sasuke snapped before she could continue. "We'll just wait until someone comes by."
But they both knew quite well how they had wandered in a fairly deserted area of the village, a random alley in the random streets of warehouse buildings.
It would be a long, long time.
Well.. I guess we might as well get to know each other…
Amusingly enough the sulky irritated thought was echoing in 'both' their minds.
It was midday and Sakura was beginning to panic. To her horror both Shino and Kiba were off to some mission, Shikamaru was on a delegate excursion to the Sand Village, Ino was visiting an aunt stationed in the Rain and it didn't even occur to her to go to Neji for help.
The idea made her flinch as to his reaction and the possibility of a fight between the two obnoxiously stubborn male teens.
But that was the least of her worries right then as she watched a herd of fan girls run by, screaming that they thought they heard Sasuke-kun's voice down some random street.
Sakura sighed, allowing herself to sweat drop impatiently at the idea that she had once been as stupid as them.
"…I definitely needed a life." She mumbled.
She had been searching through the city consistently for most of the day and she was beginning to think that maybe Hinata and Sasuke were fully capable of hiding themselves until further notice when the thought that the two were alone… together… hiding…suddenly became obvious.
Gasping at the shock of realization the young infatuated shinobi stopped in her tracks on the rooftop of a building, struggling to grasp how green with envy she was.
Luckily a very unlucky blonde ninja stopped on the street below, blinking up at her from the ground.
"Eh- Sakura-chan! What're you doing up there?"
The pink haired kunoichi jumped startled by his sudden appearance. Almost visible was the lightbulb that lit over her head.
"Hey! Naruto! Wanna help me find something interesting?" she smiled sweetly. Naruto blinked at her confusedly.
"…interesting?"
"Very."
Hinata bit her lip hard, feeling the numbing little ants run up and down her legs. The discomfort was unbearable but she had shifted so much in the last half hour or so that she figured Sasuke would eventually complain. However he was being his normal silent self… aside from the fact that he was plastered right up to her and looking pointedly away out to the alley through the cracks in the locker ventilation.
Unable to control her movement any longer she finally shifted, watching him react to the movement against his body simply by closing his eyes and not replying, waiting patiently until she stopped moving.
"G-gomen…" Hinata mumbled sheepishly, forcing her tongue to break the silence. Sasuke would have shrugged, but he couldn't without crushing her…more.
"Hn." He said instead.
It had been way too long to be plastered up against someone, his whole body was acutely aware of every curve of her body and the smell of both her sweat and soft jasmine. Now he knew for sure that the smell on his sheets had been her fault.
Not that he was complaining, despite his normal stoic attitude, no guy in their right mind unless he was homosexual would complain at being locked in a very tight compartment with a girl like her…
Wishing he could shake the thoughts out of his head he turned away towards the alley again, forcing himself to concentrate on 'not' concentrating on the fact that he wanted desperately to 'move'.
Now he knew for sure what it was like to be caged. When he got home he was going to set his pet birds free.
Sulking mentally and a little bit in reality he sighed.
"Ano…Sasuke-kun…" Hinata began, wondering how she was going to tell him that she was probably going to pass out if they didn't get out somehow. She could hardly breathe… and she hadn't eaten…
"Hey- Sakura, I thought I heard something!" Naruto's voice suddenly echoed.
The two squashed teens in the locker froze (not that they were moving much) and stared at each other, wide eyed.
Hinata turned sharply towards the door, ready to jump for joy at the fact that Naruto had finally come to the rescue. She was so glad she didn't even have time to feel nervous about being in his presence.
Taking a deep breath she opened her mouth to shout out for help but found Sasuke's hand over her mouth.
"Not a word." He stated, blushing furiously despite himself. Of all the people to 'rescue' him Naruto would be the last one if his life depended on it…
Which it might, he could hardly breathe and being so close to Hinata was making him dizzy…
Totally confused and almost ready to contradict his order Hinata stared back at him, but it was too late, Naruto's sharp ears caught the sound and with a loud 'whoop' his eyes peeked in through the locker shafts for a moment, grinning obviously.
"I did find them!" he shouted.
Footsteps could be heard running towards them as Naruto struggled with the door for a moment, huffing and puffing to pull it open.
"You fou- wha??" Sakura gasped, staring at the tiny locker. "Are you sure? Both of them?"
Why are they talking as if we're not here…? Sasuke grumbled mentally.
Suddenly the door was flung open, cutting off his train of thought. With a twin gasp the two stuck shinobi tumbled out of the locker and hit the ground with an 'oomph!'
"Ow…" Hinata whimpered, rubbing her head, pushing herself to her knees slowly.
"Jackpot!!" Naruto cried, pointing at them triumphantly.
"This is HILARIOUS! Prepare to be BLACK MAILED!" he shouted at Sasuke.
The cold avenger gave him a long murderous look while Hinata stared back at the blonde with surprise, suddenly understanding why Sasuke had told her to be quiet.
"Are you okay?" Sakura cried, bending down to look at Hinata. "Were you in there for very long? Did it hurt? Was it close? Did you touch? Did you like it?!" she gasped quickly, making Hinata fall back on her behind with a soft cry of surprise.
There was an awkward silence for a moment as everyone exchanged looks of unease.
"…a-ano…" Hinata began finally, struggling to her feet, her numb limbs beginning to loose their stiffness.
"Not a word, to anyone. Do you hear?" Sasuke stated suddenly, looking closely at his old team mates. "I'm not even close to kidding." The icy biting tone of his voice was so cold it made both of the other ninja's shiver.
Naruto shook it off roughly, like a dog. "No way! This is the one thing I have to black mail you with!"
"D-demo…" Hinata began, bright red in the face from the idea of being blackmailed right along with Sasuke.
Naruto suddenly realized she was there and stared…
"Aw crap." He sighed, realizing he couldn't black mail Sasuke at all.
"Good." Sasuke grunted, turning to look at Hinata, defeated. "Let's go."
The girl scrambled to her feet, looking up to find the sun was more than halfway up in the sky.
Mourning the loss of a perfectly good day they started back down the alley, all four of them nursing their bruised prides when a shadow fell across the ground at their feet.
The four looked up to stare at no other than Misa-chan, standing dramatically at the entrance of the alley, her faithful secretary standing behind her, holding her clipboard.
"Mwuahahah!! I have found you at last! You can run but you cannot hide from true love, SASUKE-KUN!!" she shouted, her eyes glittering evilly.
The four shinobi stared back, Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke twitching at once.
"And you!!" Misa continued, walking rapidly up to a silent Hinata. "I will defeat you in battle! I will win Sasuke-kun's heart fair and square!!"
Hinata stared at her for a moment, looking completely impassive.
"You can't even speak can you! You're just so impressed by my overwhelming beauty and power!!" she continued, looking dreamily into the sky, imagining herself vividly, completely unaware of the gentle Hyuuga heiress pulling her arm back slowly, winding up for an obvious punch.
"You can match none of this beauty! Sasuke-kun will obviously be- OOMPH!"
Hinata's fist connected solidly with Misa's face, sending the girl stumbling back on her high heels, loosing her balance quickly causing her to hit the ground hard, blood covering most of her face.
The secretary looked electrified, standing plastered to the wall, wide eyes focused on Hinata, who shook out her hand slightly, the knuckles cracking as she flicked it.
Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto stared, mouths open into large O's of utter shock.
"I'm g-going t-to take a nap…" Hinata mumbled, turning to smile at them sweetly. "B-bye!" she called, waving over her shoulder before she left the alley, the secretary watching her move with wide terrified eyes.
The old team seven finally snapped out of it enough to gasp out: "What in the HELL?!"
Happy Valentine's Day indeed!
Ino stared at Hinata.
"You… HAHAHAH!! No WONDER Misa was walking around with a broken nose!!"
Hinata stared back. "I broke her nose?!?"
Ino just fell off her chair laughing.
Hehe, there is the filler- holy smokes it is long…
Ehhe… it took forever to write, no wonder.
Anyway, PLEASE take note that it's just silly, and I put very little effort into it because comedy is 'not' my favorite style to write, it has to just come out.
Be gentle, leave a message, and have a lovely day!
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-Ink
PS. Chapter One of Part Three is being worked on, should be up during the weekend sometime!