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"No I'm little red riding hood. Of course I am Leah Clearwater!" My normal defense mechanism locked into place as I rose to my feet and pulled him up with me. "Why the fuck didn't you respond to my thoughts bloodsucker?"

Edward Cullen looked at me as if I had grown an extra head. I have recieved that same look a million times in the last year and half so it did not really phase me at all. Without realizing what I was doing, I brushed a lock of his bronze hair away from his eyes. For the love of god how could a leech look so appealing? When he spoke my gaze was brought to his full lips. Geeze I wanted to kiss a friggin leech. I had entered the Twilight Zone for sure.

"Why should I not continue on my way to death? Bella is happy and that's all I ever wanted for her." His head was tilted as his eyes roamed over my face like he was studying me.

Maybe he wanted to understand me. No that would be to much to hope for. Why would he be interested in me with Bella Swan walking the earth? She seemed to be the hot item lately. She was what everyone wanted and Leah Clearwater was their second choice. Even fucking fate thought I was not good enough. They didn't even make me my imprints first choice, how totally fucked is that?

I would not let those facts stop me from my rant. I deserved a rant after the day I've been put threw. "I must have missed the memo stating it was a national holiday. The day of all hail Bella the bitch Swan. All men must bow down to her every whim and throw themselves to the lions if she turns them away for another peice of man meat. All men roaming this earth dead or alive should strive to win her heart." I threw my hands into the air as my inner bitch came out. "All girls should model themselves after her. What a wonderful fucking role model she is! One man leaves and she falls into a depression where everyone pities her. Wanting to kill herself because her boyfriend left town, yeah I know thats what I hope to be one day." I snapped at him while placing my hand over my heart.

Edwards eyes grew dark and narrowed in my direction. He didn't like my bashing his ex. Well boo hoo for him. I don't give a rats as wether he likes it or not. If she were here right now I would hit her again. Maybe if her blood spilled he'd go crazy and kill her. One can only hope for a brighter future. "Don't talk about her like that. You don't know her in the same way I do."

My reply was swift. "Thank god for that! I would kill myself if I woke one day and fancied myself inlove with her. I like to think I have better taste." As my imprint I would hope he had better taste as well. Apparently not though since he was all hopelessly devoted for her. "Do you know she wanted you to die? She was going to stay with Jacob and just let you kill yourself thinking her dead? What kind of person does that make her? And I get called the monster."

The mindreader looked at me thoughtfully for a moment. "You do not wish death on Sam Uley?"

Fuck it all to the hell I was going to cry! Why did my girly horomones have to kick in now of all times? Why couldn't they come around at times I actually needed them. Take the day I first phased for instance. They could've kicked in then to stop fate from making me a real live she bitch of the were people. To bad they didn't kick in then and instead chose now to pop by for a visit. Fucking horomones would be the death of me I swear it.

He had to bring up Sam? Why did everything always come full circle back to Sam? Sam Uley wasn't what defined me even though I think most people thought that way. I was more than his cast off of a ex who pined after what she could no longer have. I was better than the girl who followed him around giving him puppy dog eyes. I may have loved him once upon on a time but that was long since over. I was past the hate wait no I wasn't past the hate but to be fair he made me hate him.

If he'd only left me I could have handled it over time. But the bastard didn't do that! No he wanted both Emily and I and personally I don't think that was fair of him. He can't have both of us because it isn't fair to either Emily or I. He moved on and so why couldn't I? Oh yeah, I had moved on but apparently Edward Cullen wouldn't want me as long as Bella breathed. Maybe I should take care of that problem?

"No I don't hate Sam enough to want to him dead." Raising my eyes so I was staring into his black ones I added with a smirk. "As long as he lives I can make him suffer for what he has done. Death is to quick for the likes of him. For like Sam and Bella death would be an escape and I think they deserve to suffer. Maybe everyone is right and I am the monster. I don't really care what they all think and you should know this better than anyone considering you can read my mind." I tapped my skull for added effect.

"You really beleive yourself a monster?" He voice was so low I almost missed it at first. "You really do think yourself a freak amongst the freaks. Maybe that is why Alice is taking a liking to you so fast. She sees something in you no other sees perhaps?" By this time I realized he wasn't talking to me rather than to himself. "Does my sister see something in you maybe I should be seeing?" Taking three strides he stood infront of me. His cold pale chest was pressed against mine and one of his hands reached up to stroke my face. When the fuck has the world flipped upside down? "What is so special about you Leah Clearwater? Why did fate choose you for me? Why did they choose you and not Bella? Are you better suited for me?"

As I was about to ask him what the hell he was on I heard foot steps and a sweet smell hit my nostrils. Damn the Volturi were coming. When I grabbed his hand to move him with me into the throng of people, I realized we couldn't go because of the sunlight. Shit shit shit. What did we do now? We couldn't run because he go all bedazzled on the humans and leave them stunned. Staying seemed to be the only option available right this moment so stay we would.

With a look of determination I faced him. "Get your head in the game leech. Fe Fi Fo Fum here come the Volturi scum."

TBC...

AN: So I decided to continue this story and It will be a multichaptered story! Please let me know what you all think. Next up is meeting the Volturi.