AN: Happy Reading. :)
Ten minutes later everyone was inside the twins' bedroom, all changed into comfy clothes, all huddled in the floor, giggling madly.
"No, no, that won't do! Something worse!" Harry said through fits of laughter.
"Wait! When do you guys think we should… execute all this?" Fred said evilly.
Ginny rolled her eyes, "Well, as soon as possible! Today! Good start, fit him right! We wouldn't run out of ideas anyway, we have a whole joke shop to inspire us!" She said with eyes twinkling.
George smiled madly, "You see, that is why you are a true Weasley." He said proudly, deliberately saying it in front of Ron's nose.
"Oh c'mon, let's get back to the list!" Ron said impatiently. "And proper timing, when and where shall we execute…"
"And documentation!" Hermione said with eyes wide.
They all looked at her with blank faces. Hermione gave an exasperated yelp. "Well of course!" She said as if it was the most natural thing in the world. "We have to document everything, videos, pictures, whatever, so we have proof if ever we want to further extend our possibilities on…being creative with Malfoy." She finished, proud she thought of something not related to books.
"Bloody Hell!" The twins said together. "BRILLIANT!"
Hermione held her head high, smiling insanely, "And I know just the spell."
Meanwhile dear young Malfoy was inside a room that was next to the twins, he wasn't exactly hearing whatever they were talking about, he could just make out fits of laughter here and there.
"Pffft." He said disgustingly. "I wish they'd shut up, it's bad enough that I'm in this ridiculously small and filthy room. I have to put up with them!" He cried to himself.
He then went to his trunk and decided he wouldn't unpack or anything, in fear that the filth might reach his precious clothes. So he got his muggle clothes that were quite expensive and changed so he was comfortable.
He started thinking of what summer would be like to him, how he wouldn't have his servants to get him everything he needed or, for that matter, plainly wanted. And how he wouldn't be in a spacious manor, reading here and there, inside a library one second, then out at the balcony the next. He sighed that he wouldn't feel at home here, too much of a culture shock.
But then again, based on the fits of laughter he was hearing in the other room, he decided to think how different it was here that it was noisy and always alive, where as his home was always dull, and gloomy. He shook his head and mentally erased that thought.
So what if it's happy and alive with here, the people who cause it don't make me happy anyway.
"Okay so right before going to lunch we have unexpected dungbombs the moment he gets out of the room…" Fred read the list in a happy tone.
"And he won't be able to wash it out or anything since they still can't use magic outside school…" George thought evilly.
"Why, I'm so glad we get to do magic outside now! We have even more options brother!" Fred cried excitedly.
"Okay okay okay! Hate to burst your bubble, but can we focus!!!" Ginny said irritated. She obviously wanted to get Malfoy this summer.
"Yeah, let's please. Whatever happens his father won't come for the dear rescue and he won't dare use magic since he's afraid of McGonagall." Harry said with same evilness as Fred.
"Ayt Ayt Mate." Fred winked. "So… after that… we have…" He said, looking at the list. "…fake wand so incase he does an attempt, it'd turn to a rubber chicken." He said wickedly.
"Great, so I'll put it inside now then? I'm sure he brings his wand everywhere so if he brings it out right after the dungbombs… it'd be with him so I need to put it now…" Hermione trailed off. Lost in thought.
"Wuh?" George asked blanky. "Oh yeah!" He said after some thought. "Here." He said hastily putting a wand in Hermione's outstretched hand.
"Why am I doing this again?" She asked them when she saw the one.
"Because!" Ron said. That was the only thing he actually said since he didn't bother to think after that.
"Because Hermione." Ginny said looking at her brother in a disgusted way, "he wouldn't expect you to do something like that, and most of the time he'd just say rubbish to you and really, you're the only one here who won't dive into him and strangle him the moment he speaks." She finished off, proud.
"Riiiiiiiight." Hermione said, looking at them and leaving, heading towards Malfoy's room.
"And they're actually kind of weird the way they always seem to be happy and not care about the world… Well let me tell them! It's hard being rich and thinking of what next to buy and all that-" He was cut off.
"Where you just talking to yourself?!" A girl said in his doorway, half amused, half suspicious. Draco was held back.
Wow… the mudblood… the mudblood?! He shook himself. He was quite surprised to see Hermione standing there, in shorts and a baby tee, nothing revealing of the sort, but he's always seen her in those baggy school robes and never thought she had a body like that under all those fabrics. And there was the fact that she tied her hair in a ponytail… She tied her hair in a ponytail?! Draco shook his thought to see if his ramblings were right. And yes, there she was, with her hair tied, the first time he'd ever seen her, and she was actually… quite… attractive.
He mentally slapped himself. Idiot. He quickly thought of a comeback. "Ever heard of knocking?!" He said and smirked.
She didn't seem to mind, in fact, she was quite cool, perhaps it was because she didn't have any school stuff to be jittery about.
She walked across the room. "Oh, is that your trunk? You haven't unpacked?" She asked, attempting to start a conversation and distract him.
What is up with her?! Malfoy thought to himself but never the less he looked at his trunk for he conveniently forgot about his lack of enthusiasm to unpack, he also needed a reason to take his gaze off Hermione for a while. It was quite… internally destructive for a Malfoy.
Hermione quickly took this chance and put the wand over the desk beside her. "Wow… you shouldn't be leaving your wand anywhere Draco." She said.
"Hmmm….?" He said stupidly, he was looking for where he might've left his wand. Wait did she just call me Draco?! He said confused.
By the time he was going to ask, Hermione was already on her way out and soon enough, she already disappeared.
What was her problem, going in just to say I'm irresponsible or something… He mentally said and stood up to get his wand that was lying on the desk.
"So, mission accomplished?!" They all asked excited.
Hermione smiled, "Mission accomplish."
They all gave her a thumbs up and then Mrs. Weasley called for them, "Lunch people! LUUUUUNCH!!" She boomed.
They all scrambled to their feet and the rest wet to their…assigned places.
"Oie! Mr. Prince of Slytherin! Time to eat!" Fred said in Draco's doorway, apparently Draco didn't bother to close the door anymore.
He stood up and bore into Fred's eyes. "Alright Weasel Twin. You better make sure the food's not infected or anything." He said coldly.
"Please, even if it was infected, if given a chance we wouldn't give it to you, even then you're not worth spoiled food." It was Fred's time to smirk.
Draco scoffed. "Whatever, get out of my way." He shoved Fred out of the way.
"Gladly." Fred merely said, and got out of the way.
Just as Draco was outside the doorway, George muttered a spell and three dungbombs came crashing into him, covering him in goop and smelly manure.
"What the-" Draco stammered.
They all laughed, and Fred was holding out his wand, Hermione had taught him the spell and since they were the only ones of age, he was already documenting everything.
"Gaaaaahaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" Draco screamed exasperated.
"Now now Mr. Malfoy…. Control your anger!!!!" George said, acting as if he was afraid that Draco would draw out his wand.
And sure enough, he drew out his wand, muttered a spell, the momen light shot out, it turned into a rubber chicken, and the twins were barely touched.
They all burst out roaring even louder.
"Looks like you have to take a bath!" Harry said annoyingly.
"Ha. Ha-" Ron clutched his stomach. "What- a- " he laughed even harder. "Face."
"I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!!! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!!!!" Draco roared and stammered out of room, amidst all the laughter, and went inside the bathroom to get himself cleaned.
"Awwww, We're so scared." The twins said in an innocent voice, and all went down to eat a hearty meal.Ü