I HIT THE TWO HUNDRED REVIEW MARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have I mentioned lately how much I love you guys?!?!?!?!?!? I do! I love you all so much that I wrote this next chapter, and put a slightly more… uh… intimate letter from Draco in it!
::Dazma dances around in a circle screaming that she got two hundred reviews::
Hee hee!!! I'm so HAPPY! (And have had way too much sugar!)
Well, on with the story, and if you guys review lots, I might have a surprise for you tomorrow… hint hint!
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Dear G,
This relationship of yours seems to be going a bit fast, don't you think? Why, you've only had, what, three dates? Maybe you guys should slow down a bit…
Uhhh, I have to go, my roommates just came in.
-D
Hi D,
I should slow down? This from the guy who had a girlfriend who took things farther than most people would think possible? I don't think you should talk, and just how long were you going out with your girlfriend? Hmmmm?
Stop acting like my older brother!
-G
Dearest G,
Don't be mad, my darling! I didn't mean to be all over protective, I just worry about you, that's all. Please don't be mad.
I promise, I will never revert into protective brother mode again!
Later.
-D
Hi D,
It's alright. It's nice to know you care. My other brothers do it just because they still see me as a ten-year-old little girl that needs protecting. With you I know you see me as fifteen, even if you are protecting me when I don't need it.
And D, you didn't answer my question. Just how long were you and your girlfriend dating?
Write back.
-G
Dear G,
Ahhh, glad I'm forgiven. Well, I should probably go finish my homework. Talk to you-
ALRIGHT! STOP GLARING! We were dating for a little under a month! There, HAPPY?!?!
Now you can have fun berating me for going to fast in my relationships… BUT THAT IS JUST THE WAY I AM!!!!!
I've been like this ever since I started dating!
-D
Hi D,
JUST UNDER A MONTH? AND YOU WERE HAVING SEX FOR HOW MUCH OF THIS TIME?!?!
My god, you haven't been in relationships with sex since you started dating, have you? When did you start dating?
Write me back, AND YOU BETTER ANSWER ALL OF THESE QUESTIONS!
-G
Dear G,
Yes, just under a month
For more than half of it.
I started having sexual relationships about six months after I started dating.
I started dating at the end of my second year.
You know, I think this is the first time you've ever mentioned the word sex. Does it bother you to say it G? What if I started talking about everything else I've ever done to a girl. Would you blush to the roots of your hair if I mentioned how my lips have memorized dozen of female bodies before. How my hands know the gentle curves of many breasts… how I've made girls faint before, during sex… how I've bent scores of females to my will with a simple brush of my hand.
Are you blushing now G? Are you wishing that you had never even asked about my love life? Or are you feeling tingly all over, just by my words, written on a piece of parchment? It's almost a caress, isn't it? Can you feel my breath against your neck? Feel my hands upon your waist? Do you want me to continue…
You know, maybe you should go take a cold shower. Later, my little pen pal!
::wink::
-D
Journal,
Oh my god! You will not believe what just happened! I got a letter from D, and he started talking about sex, and all sorts of other things, and asking me if I was embarrassed to hear about his sex life. Then he started to ask me if I could feel what he was writing… AND I COULD!
It was so amazing. Every word he wrote, I felt! It was just like he was really doing these things to me. I've never been so aroused in my life!
I was wondering if maybe he charmed the letter or something. I think I heard Herm mention once, that there were many spells that had to do with seduction, and some had to do with the written word. (We had been talking about romance novels written by Wizards and Witches, and how you could almost feel what they were feeling.) She had suggested that the might put a very weak version of these spells on the books, to get the reader even more involved. But this was like no romance novel I've ever read!
And then he ended the letter by teasing me, telling me to go have a cold shower just when I was starting to get really hot. It was like he was certain of the effect his words would have on me. God, even when I think about the letter I start blushing and get hot. I've never had this happen to me before!
I'll write more soon.
-Ginny
Hi D,
I think it's YOU who needs the cold shower! And maybe a few buckets of ice!
Oh, and you started having sex in your third year? But that would make you, like… thirteen!
DAMN!
Well, how about we drop this whole subject entirely? Oh, stop smirking like that! I'll admit, this kind of talk does make me a bit embarrassed, and you did have me blushing. But that's not why we're dropping the subject! We're dropping it because it's a stupid thing for us to spend all our time talking about!
STOP SMIRKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::sigh:: Write me back.
-G
Dear G,
Sorry if I made you uncomfortable. I was just a bit out of sorts that day. It has been a while since I last got laid, and I'm starting to feel…
Sorry, I'm dropping the subject! End of discussion!
Hey, are you still going out with that guy? I haven't heard you talk about him lately. Everything going okay between you two? (No, I'm not trying to be protective, I'm just asking as a friend.)
Bye.
-D
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Okay, no more for today. (The parents are hounding at me to get to bed!) I'll have another chapter up tomorrow; maybe I'll even post two… you never know!
Well, till then my loyal fans!
-Dazma