Okay, this chapter is just fun! There isn't any real plot development in it, just a lot of funniness! Draco is very Slytherinish in this chapter! I had trouble writing it, I was laughing so hard!!! Anyways, hope you enjoy, and remember to REVIEW!!!
Hi D,
It's okay.
Yeah, I'm still going out with this guy. And everything is fine between us… but that's the problem. It's just fine… I dunno, maybe it's everything you've told me about your relationships, but I'm starting to feel like all we do is walk around and star gaze! Maybe I just haven't given it enough time. I don't think we really know each other well enough yet for anything to happen, but I'm running out of things to talk to him about!
Got any suggestions? On what to TALK about that is! Get your mind out of the gutter!
::giggle:: Sorry couldn't resist!
Write back.
-G
Dear G,
I have no idea what to write today! And I don't have any suggestions… you're one of the few girls I have actually spent any time TALKING to!
Maybe today we could talk about rainbow-coloured donkeys! (Hey, if you can start a conversation about purple elephants, I can talk about rainbow-coloured donkeys!)
You see, I think they would be very interesting, because then when there was a rainbow, they could just blend right in! In fact, they would be so well camouflaged that they could sneak to the end of the rainbow and steal the pot of gold! It would be wonderful! Maybe I should get myself one…
Bye for now!
-D
Hi D,
Were you into the chocolate again? It's sound like you had too much caffeine when you were writing that last letter! Rainbow-coloured donkeys? You see, anyone who was thinking clearly would have realized that MULTI-coloured donkeys, sounds MUCH better! DUH!
Laterz!
-G
Dear G,
Sometimes I wonder if you even think before you write! If it was MULTI-coloured, it couldn't sneak to the end of the RAINBOW, because the pattern would be wrong because it would be MULTI-coloured and not RAINBOW-coloured!
Seriously, how could you have missed that? I'm a bit worried about you. Have you had anyone check your head lately? Well, I better go feed my RAINBOW-coloured donkey! Yes, I did get myself one… it's about as big as my thumb. I figure it can carry the gold back, one piece at a time!
-D
Hi D,
Uh huh… I don't think I'm going to comment. I'll just go play with my PURPLE elephant! Yes, I said PURPLE! What are you going to do about it, hmmm?
-G
Dear G,
IT'S INDIGO, DAMNIT!!! If you say PURPLE, people won't think you're outsane!!!!!!!
I'm not going to even write to you, until you get it right!
-D
Hi D,
Oh, stop sulking! It's not a big deal, and if I want to say purple (even if it's only to annoy you) I WILL! So deal with it!
-G
D,
Come on, it's been over a week! Just write back, okay? Come on, you know you want to! Just pick up your quill, dip it in your ink, and write me a letter! You can do it, I know you can!
-G
G,
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-D
D,!!!!!
Stop being a baby! I'm not going to call it indigo when I like purple better, end of discussion! Write me a real letter this time. Please!
-G
G,
No.
-D
D,!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Get off your high horse, or should I say MULTI-coloured donkey, and write back to me! It's been almost two weeks! How much longer are you planning on doing this? Please write back!
-G
G,
RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow rainbow
-D
Hi Journal,
D is such an IDIOT! I'm refusing to call the rainbow-coloured donkey anything but multi, and the indigo elephant anything but purple, so now he won't talk to me! (Or rather write to me!) Actually, he does write me letters, LETTERS OF THE ALPHABET!!! He's even written me a few words… but not REAL LETTERS!
I don't know, maybe I should just apologize! And call it what he wants it to be called, but I don't want to give in! I have a feeling he doesn't really care, just wants to see how long I'll last before I give in! I know for a fact, he'll do this forever before he'll give in. He's just too stubborn!
-Ginny
D,
You need a life! It must have taken you forever to write rainbow that many times! It would have been a lot faster if you had written MULTI!!!!!!!!!
-G
G,
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-D
D,!!!
You are a spoiled little brat, you know that! But I miss your letters, it's been a MONTH!!!! So I'm sorry, and it's an INDIGO elephant, and a RAINBOW-coloured donkey! I promise I won't take this back, they can stay that way for as long as you want them to. Now PLEASE, write me back! I miss you. I really do.
I'll be awaiting your next letter, please let it bring a smile to my face.
-G
Dearest G,
Glad you finally see it my way. I must admit, I'm impressed! You lasted a whole month before giving in to me! I knew you would bend eventually, of course, but you still held out for quite a long time. Well done!
Hope you have a good day.
-D
PS- Multi does sound better, but… if you really think rainbow is the right choice, who am I to stop you! ::wink::
Remember last chapter, when I promised some sort of treat because I reached 200 reviews? Well, I've decided what to give you, it's a teaser for my next G/D story, that I'll start posting in about a week! Oh, and just for all the people out there who like to steal ideas, IF I FIND A SINGLE FIC STARTED TOMORROW, OR SOMETIME SOON, THAT USES MY IDEA, I WILL DO ENOUGH AWFUL THINGS TO YOU THAT YOU WILL NEVER WANT TO EVEN HEAR MY NAME AGAIN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Okay, sorry to all my nice reviewers, and other equally nice readers who would never steal somebody else's idea. I've just seen it happen too many times, where somebody likes a story and then goes and writes and almost identical story themselves! It's horribly unfair to the person who originally thought up the idea, and I think it's a completely horrible thing to do. If I ever find out one of my stories copies someone else's I change it as quickly as I can!
And, with no further nagging from the author, here is what lies in the future for my fingers to write!
Draco looked up from his book as a loud crash echoed from the floor above him. Sighing to himself he closed his book and walked out of the room, towards the stairs. "What have you two done now?" he called as he approached their room.
"Nothing!" came the response.
"Some how I don't believe you." Drawled Draco lightly. Opening the door he discovered why he felt that way.
There on the floor was the hand crafted- six-foot tall- oak bookcase they had begged him to buy, just a few months ago. He stared.
"We wanted to get one of the spell books-" started Jewel.
"And it was on the top shelf-" Aquilus continued.
"So we tried to climb up." Finished Jewel.
"It seem logical at the time." Aquilus concluded, meeting Draco's eyes boldly.
At 27, Draco had heard similar stories thousands of times before. His two children, Jewel Rain, and Aquilus Phoenix Malfoy, had a strong tendency to get into trouble. He just thanked whatever gods were listening that they would be going to Hogwarts this year, and finally be out of his hair for a while.
The twins, now ten, watched as their father pulled out his wand and righted the shelf with but a flick of his wrist. With but another flick, all the books were in their proper places.
"Which book did you want?"
Aquilus pointed, and Draco floated it down to hover gently between the twins.
"Thanks dad." Called Jewel, grabbing the book and running to the other side of the football field sized room, to sit on her bed with it.
"Yeah, thanks." Mimicked Aquilus, running after his sister.
There you go, have I got you intrigued? I hope so! I might turn that teaser you just read into the sequel for Pen Pals, or atleast something that could be the sequel to pen pals, if you decided it needed one! I haven't really thought that far ahead yet!
Toddles!
-Dazma