Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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Buffy and Angel watched as the blonde literally ripped the heart out of the vampire and giggled as it turned to dust.
"Okay, major on the creepy," Buffy commented.
As soon as he placed the familiar face, Angel spoke questioningly, "Druscilla?"
The girl perked up and turned to look at them before running over and throwing her arms around Angel, "Daddy! I love you, Daddy! I'm slaying for you, I'm a good girl, aren't I, Daddy?"
Buffy took a step back and put her fists on her hips, "Something you want to tell me, Angel?"
The girl gasped, "Mommy!"
Buffy had no time to prepare before she found herself under attack by what seemed to be a handsy hybrid of human-vampire and octopus that wanted to cuddle her.
"Rephrase; something you are going to tell me, Angel?" Buffy got out through clenched teeth over the girl's shoulder.
"Oh, boy..." Angel muttered so softly that it would have been under his breath if he were still capable of breathing.