Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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"This keeps up," Xander muttered, "we're going to have more vampires than humans in this merry little band of Van Helsing-wannabes... That happens, I'm out of here. I'll move to Boston or some place."
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On the other side of the country, a dark-haired teenager stopped in her tracks and frowned, wondering why all of a sudden she felt a strange sensation go down her spine.
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Back in Sunnydale, Cordelia had heard Xander and shrugged, "I'll feel sorry for Boston if that happens."