Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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Giles adjusted his glasses, "To be perfectly frank, this has no precedent to my knowledge."
Buffy rolled her eyes, "Nah, I thought vamps deciding to start staking other vamps to get the attention of their sire who, oh, wait, is involved with the Slayer... that kinda thing happened every day."
"Your sarcasm is noted," Giles acknowledged.
"Glad you could tell."
"And that usage was unwarranted," the British librarian added.
"Believe me, right now whether my sarcasm is warranted or not is the least of my concerns," Buffy informed him.