Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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"And I thought just having to buy Mother's Day gifts was bad..." Buffy groaned, "Then I started receiving them..."
"Heart of a demon," Giles observed, "Angelus' influence, no doubt."
"Wonder if it was anybody I know..." Buffy wrinkled her nose as she corrected herself, "I suppose that now it'd be knew..."
"Still fresh... in fact..."
"Giles, focus here, okay?"
"Yes, yes, your concern over a completely arbitrary holiday based on the recognisition of one's maternal parent completely dwarfs the fact that your gift for said holiday is currently bleeding out on my table," Giles answered, "Blood doesn't come out of wood easily, you know. Even after hundreds of years, it can still show up quite noticeably..."