Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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"You know I just had a scary thought," Willow brought up.
"What?"
"Well, Dru's Angel's vamp's Childe, right?"
"Yeah, we've gotten that part cleared up a long time ago, Wills."
"And because you're in a relationship with her 'Daddy', that makes her think of you as 'Mommy'," Willow continued.
"Get to the point, Wills," Buffy groaned.
"Does this make your mom 'Grandmommy'?"
"Oh, god," Buffy groaned again and admitted, "I don't even want to think about her reaction to that."
"Just trying to lighten the mood, Buff," Willow answered defensively.
"Epic fail, Willow - now I'm feeling worse than before about all this," Buffy groaned again, "My mom finds out about this and Spike will never get his wish to kill me, she'll beat him to it."
"It could be worse."
"Don't say that! Over the Hellmouth is definitely not the place to tempt Murphy, Wills... How?"
"She could end up 'Grandmommy' the normal way."
Buffy shot her best friend a dirty look, "You really think I couldn't convince Giles to disconnect all the computers in the library, Wills?"