Summary: S2AU. After arriving in Sunnydale to find Angel with a soul and dating the slayer, Druscilla gets the idea that she can make her 'daddy' care for her again by being like them... Insanity follows.
Author's Note: I had originally intended this to be a full-sized story, but never could get it fleshed out properly. I found it while reviewing my 'put aside for later' folder and ended up deciding to simply post it as a series of scenes from an alternate universe. My apologies to anyone who is bothered by the disjointed nature of it all...
Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns Buffy and all associated characters and situations, I'm merely using them for entertainment purposes without permission or intent to profit.
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"The Wanna-Be Slayer"
By J.T. Magnus, 'Turbo'
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"Protect me from the crazy vampire girl?" Xander asked Cordelia. "For which I might even wear something besides Hawai'ian shirts for a week in your honor."
"I'm torn," 'Queen C' mused. "I could abandon you to a fate that you so richly deserve, which is good, or I could give my eyes a rest from a horrific sight, which is also good. Which one should I pick?"