A/N Ok, so I would like to ask the guest that contributes nothing to the story to please not comment. I mean, "More like 'When an immortal prankster gets bored nothing happens and he gets spanked like a little girl" contributes nothing. However, If you have something to contribute to my writing like the guest that pointed out a flaw with constructive criticism, please review the story or pm me. On that note, if you just decide to post something stupid as a guest, I have moderate guest reviews on so it won't be accepted.
The poll for whether or not to start the videogame!Naruto and Videogame!Sasuke has been posted on my profile page right at the top. There was a question on if it would be like SAO or The Gamer. It would mostly be The Gamer but who says that Kami!Naruto won't be bored and throw Videogame!Naruto into a SAO like game as training...
In response to "Only one problem"s question on why people go for the Eons old Naruto is because it is more appealing if you wish for a more overpowered Naruto. I think making Sasuke and Naruto gods wouldn't make as much sense for what is going to happen in the story I am writing if they just went to another dimension. Just depends on the story as I have found lots of "Madara revenge Kamui that sends Naruto into another dimension" stories, you just have to look a little. I would like to thank you for the CONSTRUCTIVE criticism that you sent me. I know that I am not the best with structural grammar in my stories and I hope it will improve in the near future.
The plan for the Story updates if the poll returns positive is that This story will update on Thursday or Friday and the other story will update on Mondays or maybe Tuesday if I am busy with Boy Scouts.
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I would like to thank my friend Zewing01 for being the first one to encourage me to write my fanfiction. I got him to be my alarm clock of sorts and he will poke me if I get lazy with my updates so don't worry about my laziness causing me to not update.
AND ONTO THE CHAPTER FINALLY!
The night wasn't very calm for Ichigo at the moment. First, a midget jumped into his room and ignored him when he tried to talk to her so he kicked her in the face, serves her right for ignoring him... Then, she uses some weird magic thingy to bind his arms behind his back, what was it called? Ki-something. Whatever.
After he broke out of that, he had tried to save his sisters and had to get stabbed through the chest by said midget in order to save them.
But oh no, it couldn't end there of course. Orihime had to be attacked by some snake hollow thing. Well, he thought it was a hollow. He couldn't really understand the Midget's Chappie drawings anyways.
He ran through the streets to Orihime's apartment complex where a hollow reading was. The Midget was running alongside him with her phone out and teaching him what to do in this situation.
"Ok, The way that you kill hollows is that you have to break its' mask. If you hit it anywhere else it will just regenerate or run away until it does." The Midget instructed him.
"Ok, got it. Aim for the mask, not the body. Thanks for the tip... Uhhh... What was your name again Midget?"
At this The Midget facefaulted right into the road. She quickly got up and yelled at him.
"I ALREADY TOLD YOU WHAT MY NAME WAS YOU IDIOT. IT'S KUCHIKI RUKIA!" She yelled at him with a tick mark on her forehead.
'WELL, I MUST NOT HAVE HEARD YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE SO SHORT!" Ichigo yelled back at her. "Wait, I don't have time for this. Orihime is in danger right now!" Ichigo ran off to Orihime's apartment with Rukia following behind him.
Naruto was happy. He was sitting at Ichiraku Ramen with an Uzumaki special in front of him. Take the large bowl the quadruple it then you have the Uzumaki spacial.
He broke the chopsticks apart quickly with a happy grin on his face.
"Itadakimasu" He yelled ans he pulled the delicious ramen to his mouth. It went into his mouth...
BOOM
Naruto was woken from his dream as one of the walls of his apartment was blown to bits, covering him and Kurama (Who was on his chest) with pits of plaster and drywall.
A weird snake thing with a hole in his chest got up and screeched into the opening in his wall it just made. It slithered through the gap and sounds of fighting came through the opening.
Naruto slowly got up and his eyes turned into a deep red with a vertical slit in the middle. His hair shadowed his eyes as they glowed through the shadows creating a scary look as his mask covered the bottom half of his face.
"WHO THE FUCK JUST INTERRUPTED MY ICHIRAKU RAMEN DREAM!" Naruto yelled to the heavens as he ran through the hole in his wall.
Sasuke heard a yell in the distance that was unmistakably his pseudo-kinda-brother. He gave off a shudder as he just thought about the only other time he heard that yell.
Flashback no Jutsu
Sasuke was pissed. Well, what else was new.
His idiot teammate was still asleep and it was the first day they were given God status as the old Kami and Shinigami went off on their inter-dimensional honeymoon/vacation. Naruto really needed to get up and get to work on being Kami.
He reached over and gave the dobe a poke. Nope, nothing.
Well, he asked for this. Sasuke reached into his pouch and pulled out a storage scroll. Naruto made a bunch for him in return to Sasuke giving him ramen. Seriously, the Dobe was way to obsessed with the cheap crap. Ramen was cheap, unlike some delicious Tomatoes... At least ramen wasn't sweet. Then he wouldn't even touch the stuff, and he needed to touch it to use it as payment.
The storage scroll was filled with ice cold water in case a fire broke out. Well, looks like it was getting a different use today...
Sasuke had a self-satisfied smirk on his face as he held it over the Dobe and sent his chakra through the item dumping ice cold water on the sleeping Kami.
Naruto was woken quickly and his eyes Kyuubified. His hair shadowed his eyes which were glowing and he had a red aura surrounding him.
"WHO THE FUCK JUST INTERRUPTED MY ICHIRAKU RAMEN DREAM!" The Dobe yelled out as he pulled out a special tri-pronged Kunai.
Sasuke sent out a small prayer to the unfortunate soul who just awakened Kami's wrath. Literally.
Ichigo looked at the glowing figure that slowly walked through the hole in the wall he just made by hitting the Hollow through that wall. The figure came into view as he stepped into the streetlight. It was the same guy he ran into earlier today. He had blond hair and red, slitted eyes. His forehead had a metal plated headband with a stylized leaf on it and his lower face was covered with a mask and he had on a cool cloak with flames at the bottom of it. Oh hey, it was that Naruto guy that he met earlier.
Wait, was he the one who just let out that yell? It sounds like he was pretty pissed right now. Naruto looked at him with those weird red eyes.
"Did you just hit that thing through my wall?" The blond asked him. A huge pressure appeared and forced Ichigo to his knees and knocked out Rukia. Ichigo gave a small nod with a scared look on his face.
"Thought so..."
Ichigo was suddenly hit in the back by a second Naruto the appeared behind him and kicked him through the wall he just hit the hollow through. Blood ran into his eyes as he forehead was cut from the drywall and he was caked in dust. He was stopped when he hit the bed in the apartment.
"You don't even know how badly you just fucked up kid..." A voice said next to him. There was the bunny-fox from earlier.
He landed next to the fox's hiding spot when Naruto punted him through the wall. The fox had his orange fur poofed up and was hiding underneath the bed.
Naruto stepped through the gap and cracked his knuckles.
A/N Woo, Sasuke finally makes an appearance. tell me what you think about the story.