A/N: Hi everyone!

Well, ya did it. I raised the goal, and you still beat it by 19 reviews. Wow. I love you all so much. :)

I'm sorry that even though you all beat it a while ago, I did not update too soon. But I'd like to say: I AM TRYING! As soon as I finished the previous chapter, I started thinking about my next chapter. I'm trying to update ASAP, but I actually have to type up the chapter and sleep. But I promise, I do it ASAP.

But it's completely worth it :) I love that you all review, and it makes me do a little happy dance when I get one saying that this is their favorite Dramione story. THANK YOU SO MUCH!

And I've had a couple of reviews saying that my grammar is sometimes incorrect. I'm sorry, and I'm trying to fix it! :)

So here's the well-deserved chapter.

Hermione POV

I watched as Xavier just about strutted up to me.

"Hello there. My name is Xavier Robert Jentsen. And who are you?" asked Xavier, grabbing my hand to kiss it.

I pulled my hand away. "Not interested." I said smirking.

I could just about feel Draco's silent laughter.

"For real." he said, grinning.

"That's my business, isn't it? So why do you just go off and find a mirror to admire yourself with?" I asked.

He just sighed. "You're so feisty. Say, do you have a boyfriend?" he asked.

I was about to say "Hell yes, so get the hell out of my life", but Draco stepped in.

"Yeah. She does." he said, crossing his arms. The two were equal in height, so neither were intimidated by the other. Then again, even if there was a difference, I highly doubt either one would be afraid.

"Really? And who would that be?" he asked.

"His name's Draco Malfoy. He's a Slytherin." he said.

"And I'm assuming that's you?" asked Xavier, looking him over. "Hm. A Malfoy."

"One that isn't afraid to kill." retorted Draco.

"Right. Just keep talking big." smirked Xavier. "Now, Hermione, is it?" he stepped over to me.

"And you're a stalker." I observed.

"Anyway," he said, ignoring my comment. "Go ahead and call me when you want a real man." he said, silkily.

"What. Did. You. Just. Say." asked Draco, getting dangerously upset.

"Honestly, you're a girl." said Xavier, glancing at Draco.

Draco's eyes flashed. "I wouldn't be talking if I were you, pretty boy." he said.

I almost laughed. Were they fighting over me?

"Bring it on, sissy." retorted Xavier.

"Ok, ok, hold it." I said, breaking into their focus.

"Stay out of this, Hermione." hissed Draco.

"No. Now, both of you two, look. We can settle this little disagreement without violence. Draco," I said, grabbing his hand. "Xavier," I said, grabbing his. "You two need to...hug this out." I said, and I quickly pulled out my wand and did a jinx on them. The two pulled together, as if they were magnets, and into a hugging position.

I quickly dashed out of the hall as fast as I could, but I most definitely heard Draco's voice.

"REALLY HERMIONE?"

Draco POV

And just when I let my guard down. She had gotten me again.

I was stuck to that bastard for a whole 10 minutes before Professor McGonagall helped us. I was disgusted.

"Where is she?" I growled. First I had no idea where I would find her, and then I hit my forehead. I was so stupid. Duh. Where else would she be?

I sprinted to the library, and sure enough, Hermione was there.

"You," I hissed, "are in huge trouble. What the hell was that? Isn't it obvious how much I hate that mother fucking bastard? And you make me hug the dickhead? Really? What's wit-" she silenced me by shoving some chocolate down my throat.

"Quiet. I did that to get him off my back. I came to do a little research that'll benefit you. To humiliate him."

I rubbed my hands together. "I'm liking the sound of this. Wait. What's in it for you?" I asked, suspiciously.

She rolled her eyes. "Honestly, Draco. Must you always think of other people so horribly? I'm not a Slytherin. I could be doing it out of the goodness of my heart." she said.

I scoffed. "Yeah. Like I could really be a centaur. Be real, Hermione. What's in it for you?"

"Well to be perfectly honest, I agree with your description of the insolent narcissist." she said, looking away. "I've been trying to think of good pranks. Any ideas?" she asked.

"You know, I think it's be interesting to see him Slytherin lingerie." I said.

She shuddered. "Oh Merlin no. I could live my whole life without having that image." she said, rubbing her eyes.

I chuckled. "Well, Miss Genius, what idea do you propose?" I asked.

She looked thoughtful for a second, and then a bright smile lit her face. She leaned in, and whispered her idea into my ear.

My lips slowly streched out into a smile. "Alright, let's do this."

Hermione POV

The next day, I hurried out of breakfast to get into Potions early. Time to put the plan into action.

Professor Snape wasn't it the room, so I hurried and pulled out the small list of ingredients needed, and began pulling out the ingredients from the closet in the classroom.

I quickly ran over to a cauldron, and Draco came sprinting in.

"Hi sorry, I'm late." he said, panting.

I raised an eyebrow. "The great Draco Malfoy is apologizing again? Maybe Rita Skeeter is right. You are getting soft." I teased.

He glared at me. "To hell she is. And don't get used to it. Come on. Do you have all of the ingredients?" he asked.

I nodded. "Come on."

I quickly filled the pot with a blue liquid, and dropped the ingredients into the cauldron according to the ingredients on the sheet.

"I can't wait. I remember when this happened to me." said Draco, chuckling.

"And this one'll have a little bit of a different effect." I said, smiling.

Within a couple minutes, the once dark blue potion was a pale green color.

"Perfect timing. 30 seconds until they start coming." said Draco, looking at the clock.

Soon enough, people started coming into the class. I stayed by the doorway to see Blaise come in a take a seat. Draco winked at me, and went to sit next to him.

Finally, Xavier came into the room.

"Hi!" I said, a little too cheerfully.

He smiled. "Come to me, haven't you? I knew it was just a matter of time." he said, smugly.

"Of course." I said, forcing a smile. "Now, come on. Let's sit."

I led him to the seat in the back. He slid into the seat next to me.

"Class, let's begin." said Professor Snape. "You know what we are doing. First pair to complete the Armigus potion will be awarded 50 points each." said Professor Snape.

Xavier chuckled. "That'll be us." he said, grinning.

I smiled but inside, I felt like gagging.

We began putting the ingredients in, when I quietly dropped the bag of fluff powder on the floor.

"Oh no! I'm so clumsy. I'll go get some more." I stood up, but very quietly pulled the stopper out of the vial containing the green liquid, and poured a drop of it on of of the newt tails when he wasn't looking, then I slowly began walking away from our table.

Sure enough, be picked up that newt tail and dropped it into the cauldron. As soon as the tail hit the liquid, the cauldron exploded.

Screams where everywhere, and fog covered the room.

Professor Snape mumbled a spell all a gust of wind came out of his wand, clearing up the fog.

"Is everyone alright?" he asked.

Everyone nodded except for one person, who screamed.

Xavier stood in the back of the room, looking a little bit different.

Boils and zits covered his face and his hair had grown so much that it was on the floor.

He pulled out a small mirror from his robe.

Figures. It would be expected that he keeps a mirror with him at all times.

"My beautiful face!" he screamed. But his voice, like Draco's once was, was high pitched and cracked.

Everyone burst out laughing, and Professor Snape made no motion to stop us.

Xavier ran out of the room, his long hair flying behind him.

And that, is how you get rid of a narcissist.

A/N: What did you think? Fun? :)

I'm sorry that Xavier ends up like that, for people who like him. :) But a Dramione writer has to do what a Dramione writer has to do. :)

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