A/N: Yaay chapter 3 already :) First of all thanks to all who reviewed, I'd like to reply to some people that weren't registered and like Harem fics: One of my favourite fics and basically the only Naru x harem fic I've read, kicks a lot of ass and is really funny too and good so I'd like to direct you all who like Harem fics to 'With the Heart and Underwear of Fire' by Diamond Avatar since it just plainly kicks ass

Further more to clarify someting in the upcoming chapter, NO Tenten doesn't think that Neji is there with Naruto in well...where he his right then and there, she has never seen that place before so she couldn't know what it looks like, alright XP? Further more I was too lazy to come up with whatever Naruto's number might be so...yeah XD

Other then that, those who aren't up to date with the MANGA are going to get their asses spoiled, and dub-only watchers are going to get even more spoiled then again, they wouldn't really understand much about this story anyway XD

I said chapter 4 the real harem stuff would begin, well I have to see about that but I'll let you all know by the time I upload chapter four X, Will take a while though since school is starting back up again soon, meaning less time for me to write (sigh) With that said and done:

On with the story!

Chapter 3: A Teen's Most Crazed Date

Ino was leaning with her head on her hand as she stood behind the counter, staring at everything yet nothing at all, lost in her thoughts.
She was constantly thinking about a letter she had received earlier, a love letter as far as she could tell.

At first she wasn't impressed at all, but after he started describing how he thought about her, she couldn't help but melt for his words.

"Maybe I'm overreacting a bit...But it's been a long time since I liked a guy...not after Sasuke left the Village...and it's been even a longer time since a guy actually liked me...I should really try to go out more often..." Ino closed her eyes and let out a deep sigh before opening them again, "Even though I don't know how that Nemar guy looks he sounds like a dream come true...He's probably a guy that would take a girl in his arms and then as he held her, he'd whisper in that girls ear how much he loves her and all...And he wants to go out on a date with me..."

Ino let out another deep sigh and just then her mother came back into the store, "Honey? Are you feeling alright? You don't look so well..."

Ino looked dully at her mom who looked worried at her like she always did when she thought something was wrong, "No mother, nothing's wrong."

"Well you still don't look so well. Take a break, I'll watch the store while you're gone."

"Alright, I'll go." Ino said as she walked away from the counter, "Just because you won't stop questioning me until I do...It's not like I have anything else to do today then watching the store..."

"Then, I'll be gone for a while oka-san." Ino said as she reached the door.

"Have a safe trip."

"Hai..."

Ino silently wondered around Konoha for a minute or so, not listening to anything and just thinking about absolutely nothing.

"I guess I'll write Nemar-kun back...He sounds perfect even though I know he probably isn't...Hm...he didn't write what kind of date he wanted to go on...I guesss I could propose a picknick then, so I could eventually lean against him as we'd enjoy the sunny afternoon and listen to the birds chirping." Ino smiled softly at the thought of spending an afternoon like that but then she frowned at her next thought, "But what if he's like Chouji! I mean sure he'd be nice and all but leaning against him would be less nice and well...a whole lot softer. I guess I'll have to write him to ask how he looks and that if lies to me that I'll ditch him on our date the instant I see him."

Ino's eyes widened as her thoughts drifted off even further as was just about to turn around a corner, "More importantly, what if he's like 11 or something! Oh my god no! That just ruined my dreaming! I have to know more about Nema-"

She would've completed her thought if she hadn't bumped into Naruto, who seemed to be in a rush. Ino rubbed her sore behind and looked at Naruto who had jumped again and quickly held a hand out, "Sorry Ino, I was kinda in a hurry so I wasn't paying attention really..."

"Naruto, really you should've been more careful..." Ino replied as she grabbed a hold of his hand, "But I wasn't really paying attention either."

Naruto helped Ino up to her feet and grinned sheepishly as he rubbed the back of his head, "Hehe...Still I should've been more careful."

"Ah don't worry about it, I needed to be shaken out of my thoughts anyway..."

"Hm, thoughts?"

"Ah! Did I say something? It's nothing really." Ino said as she sheepishly smiled at him.

"But you know...This really a coincedence." Naruto said grinning his fox grin.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"Well...ehm...like...I need to buy some flowers for someone...Or ehm...I was told to do so..so I thought of you and your shop and that it would be the best place to go to..."

"Flowers for someone? Ooooh I see." Ino smirked widely at Naruto.
"Hm? What do you mean?" Naruto asked as he blinked at her.

"Naruto, since when do you have a girlfriend?" Ino asked as she poked Naruto in his side, "Ah man even this guy here has someone...I'm really going to reply to Nemar-kun."

"I-I don't have a girlfriend! It's just for a friend who I'm taking out to dinner tonight!" Naruto retorted.

"But you know, you only buy flowers when someone's special or as a 'thank you' gift...But I doubt it's the last one..." Ino teased Naruto a bit more.

"Well it is! Really! It's not for someone special in that way...Definetely not that way dattebayo." Naruto said as he shook his head.

"Hm, well fine then. Let's go back to my family's flower shop to get you a bouquet of flowers."

The two of them silently walked back towards the flower shop. Ino looked towards Naruto at one point when they were nearly at the shop, "You know...It's sorta cute that he's actually going to buy a bouquet of flowers for someone..."

"Naruto?"

"Hm?" Naruto averted his eyes from the road up ahead.

"I'd just like you to know that I think it's very cute of you to go and buy flowers for someone, it's something I didn't really expect from you." Ino said smiling at him.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head as he smiled back and slightly blushed, "Er, Thanks. I'm glad that I know someone as great as you, who knows alot about flowers because I'd probably be totally lost."

Ino averted her eyes from Naruto and blushed a shade of red as well, "Why is he complimenting me in return and why is he blushing...? It's not like...I like him that way."

"Huh...She is blush-" Naruto thought and ran into a telephone pole, making him fall down on the ground due to the impact he made.

"Where the hell did that come from!" Naruto pointed at the telephone pole like it decided to pop out of nowhere.

Ino giggled before bursting out in laughter and helping Naruto up from the ground.

"Grrr...Really..." Naruto said as he dusted himself off.

"Naruto, you changed yet you are still the same in some ways. It's really funny." Ino said as she continued giggling instead of laughing out loud.

"It's not dattebayo!" Naruto said before they headed on to the shop.

Later that day, at ten for seven, Naruto was running towards the Hokage's tower as fast as possible with a bouquet in his hands
He had exchanged his normal white t-shirt and orange-black jacket for a black shirt and left his jacket back home.

Naruto knew one thing for sure, he did NOT want to come late no matter what. "What the? She isn't even here yet." Naruto said as he looked around to spot Anko.

Naruto peered into the hall of the Hokage's Tower to find a clock and found one, telling him it was fiftyfive minutes past 6, "Damn, I could've taken a bit longer to get here."

Five minutes later, Anko came casually walking out of the Hokage's Tower, wearing the same outfit as she always did.

"Oh, You're already waiting for me." Anko smirked as she saw Naruto, "I guess you really want to go huh?"

"Hehehe, Yeah something like that..." "More like being afraid of whatever you might do to me if I showed up late or not at all..."

"Ow, here. I bought these for you." Naruto said as he handed her the bouquet, "They're purple..e.r...what do you call em...damn Ino told me me...hm...But I can't remember at all what their name is."

"Aw thank you. That's really sweet of you. Purple is one of my two favourite colors you know. You shouldn't have..." Anko said as she took the bouquet and smelled the sweet scent of the flowers.

"Ah, it's ok. It's nothing, really." Naruto said as he scratched the back of his head.

"No really, you shouldn't have. I have no idea where to put this in my apartment." Anko grinned as she scratched the back of her own head.

"Oh...I see."

"Can you wait here for me? I want to bring these home. I'll just have to let them stay in the sink until I can go buy a vase tomorrow." Anko grinned.

"Uhm...sure." Naruto nodded and Anko smiled at him, "Then I'll be back soon."

With that Anko disappeared out of sight and Naruto was left alone in front of the Hokage's Tower.

"Damn...It's already been fifteen minutes...Is she really going to come back?"

Naruto walked towards the street and looked around to see if she was anywhere in sight already.

"What's keeping her...Is her apartment like on the other side of the Village?"

Just then Naruto heard footsteps approaching, making him turn his head towards the sound of it, "Sorry for the wait."

Anko stood in front of him now wearing an orange kimono instead of her standard raincoat outfit.

"I decided to put on a kimono and some make-up so it took me a bit longer. Well let's be on our way then, huh?"

"That was still pretty short then if you got to look this pretty in that small amount of time."

"Well thank you. But I had to look good for the place we're going to...Since I agreed on going out to dinner with you I guess I also get to say where huh? Or perhaps you've arranged a romantic dinner all by yourself...?" Anko leered at Naruto, who started sweating badly.

"Crap...Did she expect that I'd take her to some special place? If I lie to her I'd be in trouble because I don't have anything at all. But if I tell the truth I could be in trouble anyway. Well it's best not to lie to her...Though, if she has some fancy place in mind...Then by the end of the night..." Naruto thought as a picture came into his mind, "Gama-chan will be comepletely flattened!"

"Ah...Sorry, I was kinda in a hurry so I forgot to think of anything special to take you to..." Naruto rubbed the back of his head as he grinned sheepishly.

"That's alright. I've got an idea where to take you anyway." Anko said as she grinned widely.

"...Crap...I don't trust that grin of hers...It must be something bad...Either for my Gama-chan or for me..." (A/N: Incase you didn't know Gama-chan is what he calls his wallet...lol XD)

"Well, let's go there then." Naruto said as he let out an anxious laugh.

A while later they were at just your average sushi restaurant and as Naruto took a seat, Anko sat down next to him, "She's sitting quite close to me...There's like a place to sit at across the table as well you know..."

"Ah Anko-san, long time no see. What shall it be tonight?" A bald guy with a white tank-top and a towel thrown over his shoulder asked as he had a pen and notebook ready to take their orders.

"Taking it easy as usual huh? Anyway, the usual and don't forget the regular amount of sake." Anko said smiling politely at the man.

"And for your little friend there?"

"Er...I'd like to have some..."

"For him the same as me." Anko interrupted Naruto and ordered for him instead.

The man looked at Naruto before speaking up again, "And what would the youngman like to drink?"

"He'll have some sake as well." Anko said as she winked at the bald man.

"Hm?" The man looked questioningly at Naruto, "He's underage...Is this a test ordered by the Hokage or something, Anko-san?"

"Ofcourse it isn't. As long as you stick to our deal no one would hear about such a thing. So just get some sake for my little friend here as well." Anko winked at the man as she wrapped an arm around Naruto's shoulder and pulled him towards her.

"Er...Gotcha." The man said as he walked away.

Naruto was sweating like he was spending a day in the dessert with ten sweaters and three pairs of pants on as Anko had pulled him so close that his face was nearly pressed against her chest.

Anko noticed Naruto's look and let go off him, "Sorry, sorry...I didn't realise I was pulling you that hard." She smiled at him that just seemed to emphase the thought 'Hehe, like I didn't realise that...'

Naruto blankly stared at her chest before staring at Anko's face, "Trying to get me drunk huh? Damn it, if I get drunk with her I'm so going to get raped..."

"So while we wait for the old man to bring us our meal...What did you need help with, Naruto-kun?" Anko leered towards Naruto again as he looked normal towards her again.

"Ehm...Like...stuff with women and all." Naruto said grinning nervously, wondering what she'd answer.

"Oh...I see...What do you want to learn? I can learn you how to do about anything with a women..." Anko leered again towards Naruto.

"Yeah...I bet you'd just LOVE teaching guys about women how to do 'anything'..." Naruto thought as he stared blankly at her again before switching back to his normal look, "Er...Well...like...how to do...stuff?"

"Ooooh...Stuff, you say huh?" Anko looked amused towards Naruto.

"Oh shit, now she's thinking that kinda stuff! What's next, she'll just rape me in the middle of the restaurant!"

"What kind of stuff, Naruto-kun?" Anko grinned.

"Er..." Naruto was speechless for a moment, trying to come up with a plan, "Crap...If I'm not careful she WILL rape me..oh god I'm gonna be so screwed...no pun intended Kami-sama!"

"Well...How to do... things with women." Naruto answered Anko's question, "Oh shit I did it again, I gotta be more specific about these kind of answers."

"Ah, I see...I could teach you all you don't know yet you know...But since we can't really waste time on teaching you things you already know so how about we start with you saying you don't know for sure and want to know..."

"Hm...What I want to know huh..." Naruto replied, "Come on Naruto...Think of the most innocent thing you haven't done yet...Shaking hands? No, she won't buy that...Giving a girl a hug? er..."

Naruto thought back at the time he tried to give Sakura a hug for his 'Kuchiyose no jutsu' training, even though it was more for unleashing his potential to use the Kyuubi's chakra, and then at the times he almost hugged a girl when he was out training with Jiraiya the past two and a half years he was away from Konoha.

"Well...That's something I haven't really done...and it could be believable..." Naruto thought, "How to hug a girl."

Anko backed away slightly, blnked at Naruto in utter surprise, "You've...never even hugged a girl?"

Naruto shook his head, "Nope. I tried but most of the time I ended up with either a fist in my face or dropping to the ground as she just walked away."

Before Naruto realised it, Anko tightly hugged Naruto and just 'happened' to press Naruto's head between her breasts.

"Aw...Poor boy...Well this is a good start then of how to hug a girl." Anko said as she continued hugging Naruto and caressed the back of his head.

"Wow...this is...soft..." Naruto's first thought was when he realised what was going on.

"Er..."

Naruto heart a 'splash' and some sizzling as he noticed Anko turned her head around. Well it was not like he could see her doing it, but he could feel her movements atleast.

"What is it?" Naruto heard Anko say.

"Anko-san, if you're going to act like that before you even touched your sake I'm going to have to drag you out after your first cup or something." Naruto now heard the old man's voice.

"Ah. this is nothing, just giving my friend a tight hug like friends do, right Naruto-kun?"

Naruto nodded and as he did he felt Anko's hand caress his back,"Oh god...That wasn't a really smart move..."

"...Well anyway here's your meal and..." Naruto heard as the man pauzed for some reason.

"Maybe he noticed where my head was and was going to kick us out! Please let that be it!"

"Aw god damn it, I dropped my smoke in the sake. Shit, I'll be right back with some fresh sake and your meals."

As Naruto heard the man walk away again he figured this might be the best chance to get out of Anko's 'hug', "Ehm, Can you let go of me now? Anko clutched onto his sweater before speaking up,"Why?"

Naruto could just feel the hints of amusement and pleasure in Anko's voice but he really wanted normal air, thus he siad the first thing that popped into his mind, "I have to go to the bathroom..."

She let go of Naruto and he decided to hold the sigh of relief when he actually was inside the bathroom. As he stood up from his seat and walked around the table, Naruto noticed Anko was leering at him again, "Need a helping hand when you go to the bathroom?"

"No thanks I think I can take a crap on my own just fine." Naruto quickly replied and saw Anko's smirk fall down in disappointment.

Naruto quickly went to the men's bathroom, picked one of the toilets there to do his business and closed the door behind him, making sure it was locked incase Anko felt like entering the men's bathroom.

He was glad that the toilet had no opening at the top or something, the only way in and out would be the door, meaning Anko couldn't get in. "This is going to end up bad, I just know it..." Naruto said to himself and let out a sigh.

Just then a cold breeze ran over Naruto's back and as he looked up, he found a window planted at the top of the wall behind him, used to ventilate the toilet. It wasn't really big, but it wasn't that small either so Naruto quickly formed a plan.

"Looks like I have found a way to escape from Miss Nymphwhatchamacallit for a while here." Naruto flashed a grin as he finished his business on the toilet.

"I can use that to escape for a while and then come back the same way since no one else can enter, since I locked the door. Hehehe, I'm the best." Naruto said to himself as he put down the toilet seat and made his way up to the window.

As he had wurmed half his way trough the window he heard a voice he found rather familiar, "...so don't tell him about anything I just asked you, ok?"

Naruto looked towards where the voice came from, where he found Tenten and Hinata, who were now also looking at him.

"Naruto-ku..." Hinata said and fainted, falling into Tenten's arms.

"Naruto! Where you eavesdropping on us!" Tenten demanded to know but then her eyes then widened, "Oh my god! Is N-neji there with you!"

Naruto noticed that Tenten gaped at him with wide eyes, but he really needed discretion right now no matter what, "Sshht! Sssht! No Neji is not here with me dattebayo. Why? Are you looking for Neji?"

"N-no! I'm not looking for N-neji at all!" Tenten flushed bright red in her face, "How long have you been listening to me and Hinata?"

"Looks like I could have an interesting position here...if she buys it..." Naruto thought and flashed a grin, "Hehehe, Long enough."

Tenten's eyes sharpened and stared into those of Naruto, "If you tell a single soul about what you learned here, I'm going to show you what I can do with a kunai and trust me, you won't like it."

"Don't worry, I won't tell anyone." Naruto then tried to fully come out and realised that he was stuck, "Crap! Now I'm stuck!"

"Want me to push you back in?" Tenten asked as she blinked at Naruto.

Naruto let his arms fell down in defeat,"Nah, if you don't mind I'd like to talk a bit longer before heading back inside..."

Tenten carried herself and Hinata to the wall, leaning against it as just standing with Hinata in her arms was quite heavy, after all, she was carrying an entire extra body.

"What do you want to talk about then?" Tenten asked as she looked up towards Naruto.

"Hm...Well like...Why are you looking for Neji?"

"I'm not!" Tenten's face flushed red again.

"Hehe, You can deny it all you want but if you aren't why does your face flush red?" Naruto put on his wide grin once again as he looked at Tenten.

"You swear you won't tell anyone I'm about to tell you?" Tenten said still red in her face as she pulled Hinata up, making it seem like they were hugging eachother.

"Yeah, yeah. Shinobi's honor."

"...I received a letter today..." Tenten started as her face turned brighter.

"Heh?" Naruto's eyes widened, "Is she talking about my letter...?"

"It was a love letter...A very sweet one as well...It was written under a different name but I'm almost sure it's Neji..." Tenten averted her eyes from Naruto.

"But, if it was written with a different name then Neji's under it, how do you know it's him?" "Crap...This could mean my chances to get atleast a single date before Valentine's Day with her is getting very slim if she goes out with Neji already..."

"Well..." Tenten's face turned even brighter, "It said in the letter that, that person already knew me for some years now...And I know Neji a long time and well..."

"But, you know! You know me now also for a couple of years so I'm sure Neji isn't the only possible person!" "...Oh crap maybe she figured me out now."

Tenten looked with wide eyes at Naruto before starting to giggle, "Yeah you're right. But I doubt you'd do something like writing a love letter."

"Oi! I have what they call a 'sensetive side' or something as well you know!"

Tenten's eyes softened as she stopped giggling about Naruto, "But you know...I uhm...well...I gave Neji a hug today...and he didn't seem to mind...actually we hugged for quite a long time...so it's gotta be him, right?"

"Neji...really hugged you?" Naruto blinked in disbelief at Tenten.

Tenten bit her lowerlip for a while before speaking up, "Well...I'm not sure he liked it really...I think he was somewhat annoyed but he didn't mind it either...I mean...he didn't push me away or something..."

"So, you're planning on asking him out for Valentine?"

Tenten's head shot up and face turned even brighter red, before her eyes looked kind of sad again and she lowered her head once more, "Neji...isn't the kind of person to really show his affection towards people out in public like that...Maybe when we'd be alone he would but I doubt he wants to spend Valentine's Day with me on his room or such...So I guess I'm sitting Valentine's Day out as usual..."

Naruto noticed a couple of tears forming in Tenten's eyes and felt kind of bad about it, so he thought of cheering her up, "Tenten...uhm..."

Tenten looked up at him as he looked away from her, "Yeah?"

"Uh...I don't know what was written in the letter or if it really was from Neji, but if it said how much he liked you, I'm sure that he'd want to go out with you on Valentine's Day and such..." Naruto scratched his wiskers and looked towrds Tenten from the corner of his eyes, wondering how she'd react.

A warm but small smile rose on Tenten's face, "Thank you Naruto. I never knew you'd be such a nice person to talk to."

"Hehehe. As future Hokage, I must be able to talk to everyone, right?" Naruto grinned widely, "And you know what, just incase Neji doesn't go out with you for Valentine's Day, I'll go and buy you a amazingly great box of chocolate and I think I could even get you a beautifull bouquet of flowers from Ino's place and then hand them to you so you have atleast a nice Valentine's Day."

Tenten's eyes went wide for a long moment and a red blush again appeared on her face. Naruto noticed this and immediately realised what kind of thoughts she was having by what he just said, as Tenten averted her eyes from him as he looked at her, "Ah! It's not like that! It's just so you won't go and be all sad on Valentine's Day! Really! Besides it's not like I wrote that letter right! So it has to be Neji!"

Tenten looked up in cofusement at Naruto,"Er...Yeah. I'll just have to find out for sure."

"Then, write a reply to that letter or something like that." Naruto grinned.

"Yeah I'll do it once I get back home." Tenten replied with a nod.

"Ah...I think I'd better head back in now. I think I'm taking a bit too long now...Hehehe..." Naruto rubbed the back of his head.

"Alright, I'll push you back in." Tenten said as she carefully laid Hinata down against the wall.

Tenten walked up the wall and started pushing Naruto's lowered head as he tried to slide back in with help of his hands. After lots of groans from Naruto and a lot of pushing, Naruto finally was back inside the bathroom.

"Thanks Tenten I owe you one." Naruto yelled back trough the window as he could only see Tenten's shirt at the moment.

"It's ok, ow wait one sec!" Tenten whispered from outside, but loud enough so Naruto could hear it.

"What is it? I'm already in trouble most likely..."

"Give me your phone number, I think I'm going to call you every now and then since... you're interesting to talk to and all."

Surprise was written all over Naruto's face, "No girl has ever asked me for my number...wow..." and then he grinned widely before telling Tenten what his number was.

Afterwards Naruto quickly headed out of the toilet, washed his hands and rushed back towards Anko, who he found poking in her meal.

"Sorry, Appearantly I had something really bad earlier and it just kept coming out over and over again..." Naruto lied as he sat down across her and grabbed his plate.

Anko immediately seemed to brighten up as she saw Naruto and smiled at him,"Ah, I see. For a minute there I thought something else..."

"Hm, like what?" Naruto asked as he took a bite.

Anko smirked at him as she slipt her foot out of her shoe, "That you ran away from me."

Naruto felt her foot moving back and forth over his inner tigh and at that point Naruto felt like he was being tested, "Ofcourse not! Who'd do such a thing!"

He picked his plat up and moved back next to Anko, afraid that she might accidentally let her foot slide a bit too far and a bit too fast. Anko leered at him as he did so and placed her foot back in her shoe.

"You know...You haven't had a drink yet." Anko mentioned and Naruto looked towards the two cups in front of them.

One of them had already been used, obviously by Anko, and the other was spotless.

"Ah, well I'm not really that thirsty you know..." Naruto grinned sheepishly.

Anko wrapped an arm around Naruto, pulled him closer towards her, pressing his arm against her chest as she moved her mouth to his ear.

"Will you do it for me then?" It sounded more like a command then a question.

"Ehm...sure why not then, huh?" Naruto grinned and took a cup and filled it half way up, "Damn her, she's really trying to get me drunk...I'm not going to drink too much though..."

"Well then..." Naruto said as he looked at the cup and he noticed that Anko was looking at it as well, "Cheers!"

Naruto poured the liquid into his mouth, finding it to have a strange taste to it but not really unpleasant, so he gulped it as soon as possible. Anko grinned widely as Naruto placed the empty cup back on the table and gave him a kiss on his cheek, "Good boy..."

Naruto couldn't help but flush red, after all he didn't expect that.

"Then I'll have another one as well. Naru-chan, will you be so kind as to fill it up for me?" Anko asked with a nonchalant smile on her face.

Naruto eyed her awkwardly at her newly made nickname for him and then filled her cup.

"Hey I know...Ero-sennin always falls asleep when he drinks too much sake! But...Like what will she do before she actually falls asleep...?" Naruto thought.

Anko swallowed her cup in one go and held it in front of Naruto again as she pressed her cheek against his with a smile on her face, "Seconds."

Naruto carefully filled her cup once again and it was empty again within a second.

"Now it's your turn again..." Anko smiled at Naruto.

Naruto was about to fill his own cup, because he really didn't want to find out if he disobeyed a drunk Anko. She was scary enough sober, let alone what she'd do with a decent amount of sake in her.

However just as he wanted to tilt the bottle and fill his cup Anko held out hers in front of her. Naruto looked at her uncertain what she wanted exactly, but she clarified it with two words, "Fill it."

He let out a sigh and filled her cup and she brought it to his mouth. Naruto put down the bottle and his own cup and blinked at the cup that was in front of his mouth.

"Come on, drink up."

"Why?"

"Because if you won't drink it I'm going to scream out loud that you touched me inappropriate and have all these guys here beat you up."

Naruto looked into around what he could see from the restaurant. He was sure they couldn't beat him up badly, he'd be long gone before that.

But then again, he didn't really want to become known as a pervert among the other shinobi like his sensei was known for. He figured that he could atleast satisfy Anko a bit more at the moment, so she might want to stop after this cup.

Naruto turned towards her and smirked, "Drink it to me." "Is something like that actually...a normal phrase? I mean...Feed it to me is like normal but drink it?"

Anko gasped at him, her mouth litterally fell open when she heard that, but she regained her composure as much as possible and smirked at Naruto, "Close your eyes then and say ah..."

"Like I have a choice in that matter..." Naruto thought as he regretted his action to make Anko more satisfied then just drinking the god damned sake, "Ahhhhh"

Naruto obediently opened his mouth and closed his eyes and expected to find the strange tasting liquid in his mouth called sake. However it wasn't exactly that which he found a moment later in his mouth. Ow, it tasted LIKE sake alright, but it sure as hell wasn't sake, Naruto noted.

Naruto opened his eyes and looked down towards Anko who was still kissing him.

"Alright...Never thought my first real kiss would be...this way..." Naruto thought as he continued looking at Anko, who continued doing her thing in his mouth.

After a while, Anko pulled away from Naruto and leered at him, "Oh shit, I got her started really now..."

"Naru-chan..." Anko said, Naruto gulped before she continued, "Could you help this lil girl back to her house? I had a bit too much sake..."

"Er...Sure...I'll pay up for the food and stuff..." Naruto said.

He 'helped' Anko up, although he found it a bit suspicious that she suddenly asked all of this and wasn't sure if the sake was strong enough to get her like this. Though he only had one cup of it while she obviously had more.

"Old man, thanks for the meal but she doesn't feel so good right now so..." Naruto said as he paid up.

The man didn't say a single word as he counted the money and put it away.

As Naruto and Anko headed out of the restaurant, the man let out a sigh, "She shoots and scores...like usual..." He muttered before getting back to his other customers.

Naruto walked down the street and then looked cluelessly around, "...Where do we need to go anyway?"

"That way..." Anko pointed towards the alley that lead to another street.

"...You sure?" Naruto looked awkwardly at her.

"Sure I'm sure, it's shorter."

"Ok, if you say so..." Naruto said and carefully walked into the alley with her.

He knew it was a bad idea, his instinct told him so, and his instinct was proven to be correct as they reached a t-junction in the alley and Anko pinned him against the wall around the corner.

"Hehe, You didn't think I was drunk after a wee bit of sake right." Anko smirked at Naruto who looked casually towards her, though not very comfortable with his current situation.

"...Yeah I had my doubts about it. It was rather odd...Unless you drank a lot while I was taking a crap..."

"Then..." Anko said as she pressed her body onto Naruto's, "Let's move on to your next lesson, my little fox..."

Anko trailed with a finger over his jaw and Naruto knew he couldn't just beat the crap out of her or something, so instead he looked somewhat frightened towards Anko.

"Er...I don't think I need anymore...lessons." Naruto replied as Anko gave him a couple of kisses on his cheek and neck.

"Hm...I see..." Anko said as she pulled slightly away from Naruto and he let out a sigh of relief, that relief was however lived shortly as she spoke up again, "You want some skin, huh?"

"Wha?" It didn't really hit Naruto's brain the instant she said that, but that changed as she grabbed one of his hands and placed it in her kimono, just an inch or two below her chest. Blood rose up high into Naruto's face making him bright red and frozen stiff.

"Don't you want to know how the rest of my skin feels like?" Anko said playfully.

Naruto slightly trailed down with his hand as sweat broke out on him, "God damn she's like so soft and not one flaw on her skin or something...What the hell am I thinking! Why am I doing this!...Caus I'll be screwed to get a date with Sakura-chan if I won't? She'll probably go and shout that I'm violating her...though she's the one that's commanding all of this!"

"Hold your hand still for a moment...If you move it while I'm going to do this then you'll be in a lot of trouble since you'd kill the suspense."

"Suspense! Suspense she says! Holy crap! I think I understand why Ero-Sennin wants to go out for dinner or something with her. She's the dream of every pervert in Konoha, no, in the world!"

Anko opened the top half of her kimono enough show a lot of skin yet still somehow manage to cover up the most detailed parts.

"Now..." Anko put her hand on the one of Naruto that was on her body, "Move a bit more up with your hand, Naru-chan..."

She tried to move Naruto's hand up but he refused to move a muscle. Anko looked confused towards him as he gritted his teeth.

"I won't do it...! You want me to all these things but I barely even know you! I'm not going to do it!" Naruto yelled and looked fiercely into Anko's eyes.

She removed Naruto's hand from her body and narrowed her eyes at him, "You..."

Naruto was prepared to face her if she planned on fighting or something, but again Naruto was taken by surprise. Anko pushed him against the wall again, rose him slightly up and passionately kissed him.

Naruto was lost in confusion as she broke the kiss and looked with a smirk at him.

"What the...?" Naruto thought as Anko slightly closed the top half of her kimono again to cover herself a bit more up.

"You're the first to reject my attempt at getting more from someone...And you know what?" Naruto was still too confused to answer or say anything so he just stared at her as she again pressed her body on his.

"I'm going to have you later." She winked at Naruto, "I could still have my way with you right here and now, but it will be more...interesting when you want it yourself. So..."

"Y-yeah?" Naruto stuttered, finally managing to let out another word.

"Instead I'll just teach you in an indirect way for the time being, tease you a little bit every now and then, flirt with you and anything I want aside from stuff that's more then a hug...and a kiss." Anko said as she moved her mouth towards his again.

"Uh...can that wait until later as well?" Naruto asked nervously.

"Listen Naru-chan..." Anko trailed with her fingers over his body, "Either I kiss you right here and now or I'll show you what my snakes are good for and have my way with you until 5 am in the morning..."

"Gee, that's a hard choice to make..." Naruto thought before he quickly pressed his lips onto Anko's, catching her by surprise but she lead him right trough it.

As she broke the kiss, she backed off him. Naruto let out a deep breath both of relief and just because he needed to breathe normally again.

Anko snapped her fingers and a small card appeared between her index and middle finger, "Here you go Naru-chan, my phone number and adress. Incase you...need me."

She smirked as Naruto took the card and put it in his pocket.

"Eh, Can I ask you one more thing?" Naruto asked and Anko looked questioningly at him.

"Would you please call me something other then Naru-chan? I don't like it."

"Hm, ok my cute little fox." Anko said and walked a bit more away from Naruto with her back towards him, "Now since I pretty much gave you my goodnight kiss I have one last thing to give you..."

"Er...And that would be what?" Naruto asked, but in fact didn't really want to know.

Anko dropped the top half of her kimono down to her lower arms, "Don't forget me, my little fox." Anko winked at him and then disappeared out of sight.

The wind flew quietly trough the alley and Naruto stood still there for a moment. Then the entire occurence rushed trough his head and he passed out with a bleeding nose.

A whole lot later, Naruto reached his appartment and stumbled up the stairs and towards the door. Once inside he closed the door behind him and put his keys away.

Just then, he could've sworn to hear something in his living room. It was pitch dark in the room so he couldn't see very well at all. He flipped on a switch for lights and was surprised or to be more precise, shocked with what he found.

"Congratulations Naruto!" Jiraiya and his frogs said in unison while some frogs just croaked.

His living room was fully with frogs, who had actually party hats on and there was even a cake in the centre.

"What the hell? It's not my birthday..."

Jiraiya walked towards Naruto and put a hand on his shoulder, "So how does it feel to be a man?"

"Ero-sennin is it just me or is my place loaded with frog summons wearing party hats and stuff?"

"Ow come on, you know it's only right you becoming a man."

"Eh..."

"What? You went out with Anko right?"

"Yeah...so?"

"To but it bluntly...I thought you and her were ehm...humping eachother for some time now. Wouldn't be surprised if it actually was multiple times by now."

"No! Something like that didn't happen!" And immediately a silence fell in the room.

A long silence.

"What the...?" Jiraiya raised an eyebrow at Naruto.

"Damnit Jiraiya! You made me wear this party hat for nothing then! The kid is still a virgin!" Gamakichi replied as he smacked his hat on the ground.

"Hey! It's not like you aren't one either!"

"What are you blabbering about kiddo, my wife's pregnant from me."

Naruto gasped at Gamakichi, who was seriously just looking at Naruto like 'What? Is there something wrong with becoming a dad?'

"Anyway Jiraiya, if there's nothing to celebrate, me and the others are out of here." Gamakichi said as he and all the other frogs popped off.

"Why...? How...?" Jiraiya chanted as he stared at Naruto in disbelief.

"Like...ehm...Not feeling like having her be my first?" Naruto replied after thinking atleast two seconds about his answer.

"Not feeling like it...? Not feeling like it! You have any idea what that woman is capable off!" Jiraiya replied in disbelief.

"Er...As a matter of fact...I think I had a...taste...of what she was capable off..." Naruto nodded.

Jiraiya just gasped at him and then grinned, "Well, if that's the case I'd say my chances for her asking her out are up..Er, I mean...u hm...yeah..well that's what I meant."

Just then something popped into Naruto's mind. He didn't know why, but the idea just seemed to come out of nowhere. (Me: coughs)

"Eh...Sensei?"

"Alright what do you want this time?"

"What are you talking about I don't want anything." Naruto grinned innocently.

"Don't lie to me, everytime you call me sensei you want something. So stop pretending and ask what you want already."

"Ehm...Do you like have pictures of Yondaime when he was like let's say...16 or so?" Naruto asked hopeful.

"Hm...I think I do let me check..." Jiraiya said as he took out a small photo album and started flipping trough it.

"You carry a photo album around with ya?" Naruto blinked at Jiraiya.

"Yeah, with all the pictures of everyone I thought atleast one thing." Jiraiya looked questioningly at Naruto, as if it was weird for him to carry such a thing around.

"...Ok...just get me the photo from 16 year old Yondaime or so please!"

Jiraiya flipped trough a couple of more pages and then showed Naruto a picture, "This is him when he was 16 years old from what I remember."

Naruto looked closely at the picture to give himself a thought of all the small details. Yondaime was blonde, Naruto knew this already so that was why he wanted to see that picture in the first place, next his blue eyes were different from Naruto's own pair of blue eyes.

If you'd look into Naruto's eyes, you could see determination, joy and a slight hint sadness. Yondaime's eyes were different, they showed care, leadership, determination and kindness towards others.

Naruto didn't know why he saw those things in them, that was just what he saw. As for the way his body was build, Naruto noted that he was atleast half a head larger then Naruto was right now, using Jiraiya standing next to him and next to Yondaime on the picture as a measurement. Naruto also found Yondaime to be slightly more buff then him.

"Could I borrow that picture for a while?" Naruto asked.

"Hm...I don't know..."

"Please!"

"It's very precious to me since we both look very badass on it and all."

"I'll tell you one thing that DID happen to me with Anko if you do." Naruto smirked as Jiraiya's ears perked.

"Well...I guess it's ok as long as you don't lose them then. And as long as you tell me something juicy."

Naruto grinned and told Jiraiya how when Anko hugged him, she pressed his head onto her chest. After hearing this, Jiraiya seemed to have drifted off to la-la land as he handed Naruto the picture with one swift motion, "I'll talk to you later, Naruto."

And with that Jiraiya left Naruto's house.

Naruto let out a sigh as he sat down on his couch and looked at the photograph.

"I really hope I can succesfully Henge into him and all...Since I haven't seen him in person, it's going to be hard. But you know! I should manage."

Naruto laid the picture down on the small table in front of him and then he noticed that the cake was still there.

"Hehehe...And thanks for the cake Ero-sennin! Caus now it's all mine!" Naruto let out an obsessed laugh.

Meanwhile, in Hidden Village of Sand, Temari ran up the stairs of the mansion where she and her siblings lived. Mail always arrived late in Sunagakure, since most of the time it's too warm during the day for postmen to deliver letters.

Temari had received a letter from Konoha, which really surprised her in the first place. But she was absolutely knocked off her world when she read the letter, which she found out to be a love letter, with a guy she didn't even know by name asking her out on a date and that he was willing to travel to Sunagakure for it.

Temari stormed trough the hall rather loudly, but her steps softened as she reached Gaara's room. She opened the door and stuck her head inside, "Gaara?"

No response, unlike usual. Ever since Gaara's encounter with the Akatsuki he had lost the demon inside him but still managed to control his sand. It was some knowledge he hadn't forgotten when he lost his demon.

But with the demon gone, he could also sleep for the first time in his life. And he was quite fond with sleeping, as Temari had noticed.

After his first night of sleep, Gaara came down into the living room whistling, gave her a hug, patted her brother on the shoulder before making breakfast for both of them.

It bothered her at first, sicne she wasn't used to it at all, but now she enjoyed Gaara being cheerful in the morning. So most of the time she'd rather have him sleep trough the entire night, even though he was the only person to listen to her problems at night, since he was the only one up late aside from her.

Temari walked into Gaara's room and over to his bed, where she lightly shook him,"Gaara, sorry to wake you up...But, We're going to head for Konohagakure right now."

Gaara groaned and then looked at her, it didn't take long for him to wake up at all, "Why?" He asked, sounding slightly annoyed.

"Because someone there really likes me and all!"

"Fine...We'll go meet the person who likes you...As long as I can sleep on the way there..." Gaara said as he got out of bed, threw his teddy into his gourd. Temari headed out of her little brother's room so he could change his clothes and pack, like she was going to in a second.

"I wonder what he's like..." Temari said dreamy and then loudly squealed of excitement.