From Ramen with Love

by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin

With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem

6. Chapter 6: Five Plus One Equals

"SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH! EXPLOSION!" Gai exploded onto the stage and struck his famous nice-guy pose, "Welcome youthful ones! This is the Very special! Very Youthful! Extra long! From Ramen with Love SPECIAL!"

Lee jumped onto the stage and let out tears of joy, "Gai-sensei! you're so hip when you say that! It makes me cry youthful tears of joy!"

"Lee! My adorable strong cool student! I practiced that youthful line the entire week! I did it so that my eternal rival Kakashi wouldn't get the part of introducing this special chapter!" Gai said and bursted out into youthful flames.

"But Gai-sensei! This chapter has unyouthful things it! So it isn't totally youthful!" Lee stated as he started bursting with flames of youth as well.

"Lee! You let your flames of youth shine brightly today! But what is not youthful about a chapter that is over 34 thousand words long!"

"Gai-sensei! There are things in it that aren't okay for the youthful ones! Like b-b-b-..."

"Lee! I told you before! There's nothing wrong with er...ehm..."

"Gai-sensei you're losing our joined youthfulness again!" Lee cried and hugged his sensei who bursted out in tears as well, "No! Not again Lee!"

Temari jumped onto the stage and snapped her fan out, "You two! Thinking about my chest again!"

"GAAAH! THE UNYOUTHFUL THOUGHTS DEVIL HAS RETURNED!" Lee cried out.

Temari's eyes twitched and cried out, "What was that!" She smacked Lee and Gai off the stage with her fan and turned towards the crowd.

"Please enjoy this extra long special of From Ramen with Love, but please cover up your keyboards and any other electrical equipment in your direct reading area as some scenes in this chapter might cause serious nosebleeds that could end up electrocuting you if you are weak for those kind of things... and we wouldn't want to do that, now would we? Anyway please enjoy, for I'll be one of the main characters in this chapter and please understand that some things in this story might not be to your liking. But remember that all of us love Nemar-kun!" Temari bowed to the crowd and Naruto just then popped his head out of the side of his stage.

"Oi, I'm the main character too you know and by the way I am..."

"Naruto! Get ready for the chapter! it's about to start! Ahh...I wonder who Nemar-kun will choose..." Temari said and let a deep sigh run out as she looked towards the heavens.

"Tsch...That's why I was saying..." Naruto said and walked off stage.

"Hajime!" Temari cheered and raised a big smile for quickly heading off stage.

Short A/N: The chapter after this you'll have to wait some time for most likely...In case you don't know Hitai-ate is the japanese for the forehead protectors they wear in Naruto (as far as I know that is...) and remember that this will still be NaruxHarem no matter what you read this chapter that might make you think other wise. So no side pairings what so ever. Please review as this chapter really is hella long and well...it's always fun to read comments. It hasn't been Beta'd yet so any gramar or spelling errors will be fixed later. Much love and hugs to my muse Yumi-chan for ideas that I worked out in this chapter and also a hug for Lilya-chan, for giving me feedback and helping out as well. And as well props for Zero Asakura for making the plot bunny bite me that gave me the idea of the whole Anko Ayame part in this chapter...damned plot bunnies XDDD

EDIT: Beta has finally finished checking and I fixed a lot of errors! Also, this is something I'll repeat next update, but I'll write an ending for every pairing possible in this fic, meaning everyone will get what they want and can read what they want at the end. So enjoy all the moments we have with the pairings because I won't be aiming for just one but for them all! (crowd cheers) Thank you, thank you, I love you all too XD

Now on with the story!

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Chapter 6: Five Plus One Equals...

"All right. I have decided. I will choose..." The girls watched Nemar's eyes wander over all of them and they desperately, aside from Hinata who just wanted to get to know him and maybe become less shy around people, awaited his decision.

The look on his face changed into somewhat of a pout and he let out a sigh, "I can't...Choosing one of you feels like disappointing the others..."

The girls were quite surprised, thought about his words for a moment and realised he was right. Choosing a girl that he wanted to go out on a date with first hand would make the others think that he wanted that girl already when he clearly said he wanted to know all of them.

"Then...How are we going to do this?" Ino asked and exchanged looks with the other girls.

"Damn it...I really feel like just dropping down onto the floor with my arms and legs crossed and ponder hours over how I'm able to do this, but I'm not that smart and I don't have all the time...Isn't there some smart or time jutsu in the world? Sure as hell would help me out right now..." Naruto crossed his arms and thought deeply and then realised something, "Wait a minute...Even though I don't have the brains to make this fair and square, Sakura-chan is like the smartest girl in the world! Or at least close to it...Though knowing such a thing would be bad so I guess I'll just have to address all of them at once..."

"Ah! I already know something." He said nodding, getting the girls attention back who also were most likely thinking about the subject as well.

"You girls could decide together who's going to be first. It requires some thinking from your side most likely, but that way I won't hurt the feelings of any of you for picking a girl. I really do not want to do such a thing so the only option left is have you girls decide for me." Naruto said smiling warmly at the girls.

"All of us decide together...? It's true that might be a solution, but we all want to go out with you on a date so it can become something to fight over for us." Sakura replied as she looked at the other girls.

Naruto smiled warmly at Sakura, she was as smart as usual, "I know that you COULD argue and fight and pull each others hair out for such a thing. But you know...I also know that you're all at least chuunin ranked..."

"I'm Jounin..." Temari stated just to point out she was higher rank then any of them.

"Allright 4 Chuunin and 1 Jounin, and you're all able to make decisions and keep your cool from what I know. In other words, you girls can debate, discuss and consider all the options without too much fighting. Or at least that's what I believe."

The girls looked at eachother and nodded one by one before the formed a circle to discuss their options.

"All right. We can do this. I don't like bragging but I'm probably the one with the biggest brain out of all of you so I'll try thinking up with possibilities and all." Sakura started.

"We aren't dimwitted either you know. I guess we all need to think and not just leave it to you. Though I do think you should be the one to talk the most." Temari said to Sakura.

"I know you aren't...Like I said it's not something I like bragging about...Thanks though. Since Hinata just wants to get to know Nemar-kun I guess all of us, including Hinata, agree that she shouldn't be first right?"

"Y-yeah...I don't mind, really...I'll only go first i-if you can't...decide..." Hinata said shyly.

Sakura smiled and nodded, "That's a nice plan as well, Hinata."

"Well I guess I could go first, I travelled a shitty long way just to get here in one night so..." Temari said as she closed her eyes.

"Even though I'm dying to go out on a date with my Nemar-kun, you have a point blondie..." Ino said smirking.

"Thank you, glad you agree, my fellow blondie. After all if Nemar-kun isn't interested in me, he won't be interested in you..." Temari threw a smirk back at Ino.

Ino gritted her teeth, clutched her fist and threw a glare at Temari.

Sakura placed her hand on Ino's fist and pushed it down, "Come on Ino, no fighting..."

"Hey you guys...I just had an idea somewhat." Tenten said blinking, thinking her idea over again.

"...You did?" Sakura asked in reply as she blinked at her.

"I want to go out with him as well you know and though Temari has a point of why she should get the first date, why don't we all go on a 'date' with him at the same time?"

"Are you retarded? If we went all together it would end up in a brawl or something over who would get to sit next to Nemar-kun or about a thing like that..." Temari replied moderately confused why she even came up with such a thing.

"No, no...Not a date like to a restaurant...I mean, why don't we hold a sleepover at ehm...any of our places...and then have him there as well. I mean, think about it. We could ALL get to know him and we could ALL impress him with our looks and personalities at the same time so we would have a fair start and then make him decide who he wants to take out on a date. Plus, we get to see Nemar-kun's body most likely since I heard a lot of guys sleep in just their boxers!" Tenten put her fists in front of her mouth at the last part and softly squealed.

"Now there's an idea I like." Ino said smiling widely and the other girls nodded, Hinata doing it ever so slightly.

"But where can we hold a sleepover?" Sakura asked the group with somewhat of a frown on her face.

"M-my place is p-pretty big I guess...B-but Father would never allow a boy to stay over..." Hinata said and fidgeted with her fingers.

"My place is out of the question, My mom would throw a fit about it if I said that a boy would be staying in my room along with four other girls..." Sakura stated.

"Same with me, My dad would probably use some mind confusion technique to make me forget about the whole sleepover thing..." Ino said and let out a sigh.

"Why not use the hotel Temari is staying at?" Tenten suggested and all the girls turned towards Temari.

"I would do such a thing since I can get my lil' brother out of our way and such...But I don't think that hotel 'Naruto' is willing to serve breakfast for 8 and provide room for 8 people as well..." Temari said.

"Hotel Naruto?" Ino looked confused at her fellow blonde friend.

Hinata's face flushed red and Sakura pointed towards Temari, speaking the question that was in Hinata's mind, "Y-you're staying at Naruto's place!"

"Uhuh, that lazy bum Shikamaru was found it too troublesome to have me and my brother over so it was the only place left to go since we were unable to get a hotel..."

"Is it really all right for you to stay there as a girl...I mean, don't you need privacy?" Sakura asked.

"I can live on ramen for a while in the morning...and his bed is way too nice to leave it alone so..." Temari replied smiling at the thought of the comfort and softness of Naruto's bed.

"YOU SLEEP IN HIS BED!" Sakura yelled for all the girls, making Naruto cough as he saw all the girls look at Temari and realised what they were talking about.

"You don't sleep with him do you?" Ino asked in a whisper, while Hinata blushed crimson and the other girls looked interested towards Temari.

"No, I don't...! What thell are you guys thinking...! I'm sleeping in the bed, alone and just sleeping...!" Temari whispered in reply as she turned red in her face as well, since she lied and she actually was going to sleep in the same bed with Naruto, but at least she wasn't planning on doing anything with the blonde shinobi from Konoha.

The girls still stared at the blushing Temari, who blushed even more because they stared, "What are you all staring at? We need to find a place to have a sleepover with Nemar-kun..."

"I guess my appartment is big enough for all of us..." Tenten stated and let out a sigh.

"You live on your own?" Temari asked as she looked with wide eyes at Tenten.

"Almost my entire life. For the first few years of my life I lived at the same orphanage as Naruto, though I only knew that after viewing the records of the orphanage once...After living there until I was about five years old or so, Sandaime gave me the access to the inheritance my parents left me when they died on a mission...It was one really big appartment and enough money to enter me at the Ninja Academy and live a decent life for well...Quite a long time."

"Well I guess Tenten's place is the number one choice then." Sakura stated, the other girls nodding in agreement.

"So, we're going to have a sleepover?" Sakura asked for one last time.

"Yep." Tenten replied with a wide smile.

"Definetely." Temari stated with a smirk.

"I like it, who knows one of us might sleep near Nemar-kun then..." Ino said with a wicked smile on her face.

"I-I guess we will..." Hinata replied, still kind of blushing from Temari's confession about staying at Naruto's place and even sleeping in his bed.

"All right then..." Sakura smiled as the girls broke the circle and faced Nemar with a smile on their face.

"Nemar-kun, we have decided that as our first 'date' you'll be with all of us together and have a sleepover at Tenten's place." Sakura stated in a matter-of-factly tone.

Naruto's jaw dropped open when he heard that and as if on cue, oriental music Naruto recognised as that guys music started playing as a fume of smoke rose up from a soft explosion on the ground somewhere near Naruto.

As the music continued playing, Naruto still didn't know how he made music appear out of thin air but that didn't really matter, a voice came out from the smoke, " The man who has no enemies in the heavens and who is feared by his enemies in hell. The man who never fails at making his books succesful or to please a lady. The great hermit Jiraiya-sama enters!"

As the smoke cleared up they found Jiraiya posing as usual for a while before hopping on one leg a couple of meters towards the girls and striking a pose again with his palm forward, "My superior hermit skills are telling me that something is going to happen tomorrow night! Yes indeed! My hermit sense is tingling! Tomorrow night these girls will no longer be who they are today for they shall become...women!"

The girls blinked and sweatdropped as the Ero-sennin, Jiraiya, hopped on one leg across all of them and striking another pose at the end, looking towards Naruto in disguise, "My pupil! You have my blessing to 'please' these ladies and make them into--...!"

Jiraiya was cut off by a punch to his face from Tsunade AND Sakura as they both scolded him in unison, "You Ero-ojaji!"

Naruto looked at the hermit Jiraiya flying through a nearby forest and then looked at the pissed off Tsunade and Sakura and started laughing.

"Hm? What's so funny?" Sakura asked as she turned her head towards the laughing Nemar as she still had her arm stretched out along with Tsunade.

Tsunade threw a glance at Naruto and then headed towards Jiraiya had most likely landed. Naruto was still laughing, so much as a matter of fact that cries formed in the corner of his eyes, "Nothing...special..."

He continued laughing and then caught his breath momentarily again, "It's just that I know how to do what Jiraiya-sama just did as well, the dance and well...I'm glad he started doing it without me knowing."

Naruto bursted out in laughter again as he imagined him hopping on one leg beside Jiraiya and then getting hit by Sakura in his face as Tsunade did the same with Jiraiya, he was glad he didn't 'dance' along with Jiraiya.

"What! You're just as perverted as Jiraiya-sama?" Sakura asked kind of confused at the laughing blonde.

"No-no, quite the opposite. It's just that the dance is supposed to impress opponents before cooly finishing them all off at once." Naruto said and continued laughing for a little while, "It's just that sensei keeps making weird lines for it. Here I'll show it to you how it's supposed to be done. Damn I haven't used this jutsu in a hell of a long time though..."

Naruto crossed both his index and middle fingers of each hand with each other and then spoke something that he didn't really use all that long ago, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu."

Naruto created four clones and, as expected, they still looked just like him. He made them walk a bit away from him and then he showed the girls his version of the Hermit dance, "You scumbags shall not harm these innocents, for I, the shinobi who is feared from West to East and from the North to the South and whose voice can make even the toughest criminal shiver out of preattained knowledge of my abilities, the protector of innocents and number one shinobi, Nemar enters!"

"What the hell is up with this guy?" One of the clones asked.

"I don't know, let's kill the guy..."

"Yeah let's. He is just some nutcase."

Naruto smirked as his clones still talked on and quickly raced trough the handseals, "Ninpou Kuchiyose, Yatai Kuzushi no jutsu!"

His clones looked above them in shock as moments later a huge assed frog, that was big enough to smash all of them at once but nothing else, appeared out of nowhere and did just that, smash them.

The frog croaked and then Naruto made him pop off again, "See, it's supposed to be an distraction where afterwards you either kill them all at once or just beat them to death...or till the point where they are begging for forgiveness of course..."

Naruto grinned and rubbed the back of his head as he waited for the girls to at least say something.

"Too bad it won't work on decent shinobi...Other then that I guess it was cool...in a way..." Temari said, breaking the short moment of silence first.

"But I guess it's a really fun way to take care of none-shinobi criminals. I mean it goes somewhat like this..." Ino said and started to try and reinact the Sennin dance.

Sakura placed a hand on Ino's shoulder to make her stop, which she did and turned her head towards Sakura, "What's wrong?"

"Ino, Doing something like that..." Sakura shook her head.

Ino blushed somewhat and put on a silly grin, "I know, but it was still kind of fun to try..."

"Ehm...Anyway...I...don't really know where Tenten lives and all..." Naruto said as he rubbed the back of his head, "Damn Ino looked kind of cute trying to do that...Ah what am I thinking, It's Ero-sennin's dance! If he'd learn that girls like his dance now as well he might make it into a lap dance or something!"

"Then, how about I'll show you where I live right now?" Tenten smiled at Naruto as she quickly ran forward and grabbed his arm, "Come on, I'll show you."

"OI! Wait up Tenten!" Naruto and all of the girls said at the same as Tenten dragged him off to her appartment.

Later that day, Naruto landed unnoticed on the top of his roof, making no sound as he moved over it. He had to take a detour so the girls wouldn't follow him back here and all.

"Damn..." He whispered, "They really wanted to hug me to death before I left...Oh well now at least I can relax until I go and meet Ayame-chan tonight..."

Naruto returned to his normal looks and silently jumped onto the walkway that led to his frontdoor. He reached into his pocket for his keys, thanking god for having at least 3 spare keys of every key he had so he wouldn't lose them.

Naruto put the key in his door and turned and as he opened his door he saw Gaara standing with his back towards him, standing as near to the door as possible with his hands to his ears. Feeling the cold chill from the winds of Konoha blow against the bare part of his neck, Gaara turned around and faced Naruto, lowering his hands as he did so.

"What's wrong Gaara? Why were you covering your ears?" Naruto asked as he blinked at the redhead.

"KYAAAAA!" A near eardeafening squeal reached their ears and both of them instinctively covered their ears.

"That would be what's wrong and the reason why..." Gaara stated and Naruto nodded as he stepped inside and closed the door behind him.

"Is there a mouse in the living room or something?" Naruto asked Gaara as it was momentarily silent again.

"No, If there was a mouse I would just plainly ki-...I mean pick it up with my sand and throw it out..." Gaara replied as he walked trough the narrow hallway back into the living room, motioning Naruto to follow him as he did so.

There in the living room, Naruto found Temari hugging his pillow tightly with a very red face and just when Naruto was about to ask 'What's wrong Temari?', Temari let out another loud squeal.

As Naruto flinched at the sound he momentarily closed his eyes before finally being able to say something to the red faced girl, who dug half her face into the side of the pillow she tightly hugged, "What's wrong Temari?"

Temari looked at Naruto and spontanously let go of the pillow and tightly hugged him, "He's so good looking Naruto! And his voice!"

She was about to squeal again until she realised she might make the young blonde deaf from it and went back to hugging her pillow tightly.

"Huh? Who?" Naruto asked like he had no clue,"Wow she seems totally different from before...Did she really like me that much back then? She seemed so casual..."

"Nemar-kun...I finally met him just...half an hour ago, or so I guess..." Temari said as she rested her head on the pillow looking at Naruto and Gaara and let out a deep sigh.

"...Excuse me..." Gaara said as he walked off, "After so much squealing I most likely won't even have the patience to hear her story this time..."

Naruto heard the door that let back to the outside world shut and realised he was home alone with one very lovesick Temari, or at least she looked really lovesick to Naruto.

"Naruto, would you do a girl a favor and sit down and listen to me?" Temari asked, almost sounding like she was pleading for it.

"Uhm...I guess I can..." Naruto gulped and sat down crosslegged across Temari, "I guess she'll probably need to let it off her heart or something...Though I really hope she won't squeal again!"

"Thanks...You're probably thinking what's with me all of a sudden huh?" Temari said as she somewhat cuddled the pillow in her arms.

"Yeah...Even though I don't know you that well, it doesn't really seem like you one bit to act like this." Naruto said, "It's true...This kind of surprised me really..."

"I know...I was all normal back when I saw him, but now I want to see him again and I feel like this..." Temari said and sighed again.

"I don't really get it I guess, but you really like him that much?"

"I don't know squat about him but his looks and voice...and the way he talks are just so...Ow god just hear me talking like this...He's blonde too you know..."

"Ah I see...But...Ehm..." Naruto said as he thought deeply about what to say next, "Damn...How do I get her up and cheerful or something...Or at least how she usually is..."

"You'll see him again soon, right?" Naruto said the first thing that came to his mind.

"Yeah, tomorrow night along with Sakura, Ino, Tenten and that Hyuuga girl, Hinata...Not that it won't be fun or anything. But still...He really likes all of us and all...and I don't know if he likes me when I'm my normal self...I'm quite dominant normally you know...You could ask Gaara..."

As the blonde girl's expression saddened a little and she rested her head the pillow, Naruto figured he had to do something to at least get her back to normal and he could only think of one way, though he knew he might regret it.

"Temari..." Naruto said and the kunoichi from Sunagakure turned her head slightly more towards Naruto, though she still rested it on the pillow.

The next moment, Temari was litterally as surprised as she had been when Gaara first hugged her as Naruto wrapped his arms around her and held her close. Her eyes were wide in disbelief and she was too surprised to even react to the sudden hug Naruto gave her.

"If you act like that, why would that guy like you? You are normally strong and even cool I guess, not the type of person to get all soft or doubt whether she would or would not be able to make a guy like her...Besides you look way better than average girl and ehm...Well, don't be like this. Your normal self is more than enough to impress...him."

Temari's eyes softened and she rested her head on Naruto's shoulder and wrapped her arms around him as well, "Thanks Naruto..."

Less then a moment later her eyes sharpened however, "But you understand that I'll have to beat you up for suddenly hugging me like that."

"Even though I really needed a hug and those words..."

"Ehehehe." Naruto flashed his wide grin at basically the world, "I thought you would do that. But at least it means you're back to your normal self again."

"Good..." Temari whispered in his ear before letting one hand slide of Naruto's back, reaching out to her fan and letting out a cry for battle.

Gaara, who was meditating on the rooftop, felt his entire body shake from the shockwaves his sister made when trying to smash Naruto's skull with her fan. He could hear both blondes scream, Temari letting out cries and insults to Naruto and Naruto just screaming for his life.

"Just like back at home...No, there's still one thing missing..." Gaara thought and created a small sand storm on top of the roof that brushed trough his hair and felt another shockwave run over his body, "That's it...This has officially become my second home..."

Hours later, when the night took over of the day and stars started filling the sky, Naruto was heading out towards the Ichiraku residence.

He was glad that he has had two and a half years of training with the Ero-sennin or he would've been dead today, since he was sure that if it weren't for Ero-sennin's training in evasive manouvres, he would've been hit by the raging Temari and her big fan. However she had at least settled down after trying to hit him with her fan for a couple of minutes and Naruto was able to escape her wrath and at least not tire himself of using a million kawarimi no jutsu or kage bunshins, or even a mix of both depending on what he felt like using.

Either way, he escaped Temari's wrath, but as a precaution he still made Gaara sit between him and Temari during their dinner. Naruto let out a sigh, wondering whether or not Temari would try to beat him up tonight once they were sleeping. He shrugged the thought off as he came near Ayame's place and figured he'd worry about it when he was going to bed.

It was around eight and Naruto figured that Ayame probably asked her father if she could leave early today seeing as Ichiraku's Ramen stays open way after eight. Feeling he should do things the shinobi way, both to save time and to be able to wait for her inside if he was too early, Naruto headed towards Ayame's bedroom window.

Seeing the back of Ayame's head being reflected in the mirror she had on Naruto's left side, Naruto grinned and opened her window with ease, for a shinobi it took little effort to open a mere window or door that wasn't sealed.

"Yo, Ayame-chan, Sorry if I made..." Naruto started with a wide grin but stopped as Ayame turned around to face him and he took better notice of her.

Ayame, currently having nothing but a towel on her body with her hair still dripping wet, blushed at sight of Naruto and he did the same with the exception that he actually lost balance and started falling back. Just before he dropped all the way down, Ayame had come to his rescue and grabbed onto his leg with one hand while holding her towel up with the other.

"You idiot! Why don't you just knock at the front door like normal people do!" Ayame yelled at him as she tried to pull him up.

"Gah...Gah...Gah..." Naruto blabbered for a moment, blood flowing out of his nose and then he fiercely shook his head, "Because it's not the way of the shinobi! Ayame-chan! Just place my foot against the wall! I'll climb up using my chakra!"

"A-All right..." Ayame replied and placed Naruto's foot against the wall.

A blue glow of chakra emitted from his foot and made Naruto stick to the wall enough to make him place his other foot back onto the wall as well. A few moments later Naruto was standing in Ayame's room, heavily breathing for multiple reasons.

"Geez really...If you just knocked first or something I could've at least get dressed..." Ayame said as she closed the window.

"Sorry, I didn't know...But you know, you really looked charming and sexy with your hair wet and all!" Naruto tried to at least cheer her up with a compliment so she would forgive him. However his plan didn't act out like he thought it would as Ayame turned red, threw him onto her bed and started shaking him back and forth, "What the hell are you thinking, you little perv!"

"Ah! Ayame-chan! It's going to fall!" Naruto said as he faced away from her with closed eyes and instinctively stuck his hands out to keep Ayame's towel up.

Ayame stopped shaking him and there was a moment of silence that made Naruto want to take a peek at the expression on Ayame's face to see if she was still mad or not. However he didn't find an expression of fury or the like on Ayame's face. Instead he found one of surprise, shock and also that her head had turned entirely red.

Naruto then felt that his hands were placed on something round and humpy and he instinctively took a feel of it to be sure if it was what he thought it was. Naruto's face turned bright red as well as Ayame let out a soft moan before slapping Naruto across his face and quickly running off to her private bathroom.

After he heard the door shut tight Naruto spun around and ran towads the bathroom door where Ayame was on the other side.

"Ayame-chan! I'm sorry! I...You know that it was an accident right! I didn't want to! I just wanted to hold your towel up!" Naruto quickly apologized for his actions though he still blushed at the previous moment, "Damn it... Now I sound just like Ero-sennin when he tries to apologize for groping a woman...She probably thinks I'm a pervert now as well..."

"I-I guess I'll go then...I'm really sorry Ayame..." Naruto said after a moment of silence, not even adding the chan part as he turned around ready to leave the same way he came.

Just when he took his first step, Ayame's voice came from inside the bathroom, "Naruto..."

Naruto stopped and waited for her to continue,"I know you didn't mean to...I was just...shocked, I guess. Please don't leave, I'm not mad at you...Though I...I do feel..."

"It's all right...I'll just leave so you can rest and all...Don't want you to feel weird or anything..."

"No! I-it's nothing like that...Just stay...Just give me a moment or two to get dressed..."

"Then..." Naruto smiled softly, "I'll be waiting in your room."

A couple of minutes later, Ayame walked back into her rom fully dressed and found Naruto staring out of the window, "...Naruto..."

"Ah...Yo, Ayame-chan! Finally done getting dressed huh? Geez, you sure kept me waiting this time!" Naruto said smiling, but Ayame could tell it was a fake smile and her expression saddened.

"It's all right Naruto, just forget about what happened just now...I'm not hurt physically or mentally by it, really it's fine..."

"Ah...I see...thank goodness..." Naruto said as his smile faded away.

Ayame walked towards him, noticing that his cheek was still red from her hit and as she got closer to him, "Does it hurt? Your cheek that is..."

"Hm? My cheek?" Naruto asked surprised and he blinked as he touched the cheek, which had been hit earlier by Ayame, "Nothing to worry about. I've been hit way harder in the past on my face so I guess I'm used to it..."

Ayame used a single finger to turn Naruto's red cheek towards her and her eyes shortly trembled, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to hit you...I was just really startled..."

"Mou, I said it's all right! I guess I..." Naruto said but stopped as Ayame gave him a kiss on his red cheek and then embraced him in a hug.

"A...Ayame-chan..." Naruto said as he felt a single tear roll down over his cheek, but he knew it wasn't his.

They stood there like that for a while, Naruto being held by Ayame, cheek to cheek, until Ayame broke the silence, "Can you forgive me for hitting you?"

"How could I not when I pretty much deserved it, though it wasn't my intention do such a thing..." Naruto's face broke into a genial smile, "Of course I can. I'm more angry at myself than at you."

"Don't be, it was just an accident, I know..." Ayame said as she let go of Naruto and sat down on her bed.

Naruto nodded and Ayame smiled at him once again, "Even though it was an accident, I'm curious Naruto-kun...Did you like the feeling?"

"Eh?!" Naruto replied shocked and wide-eyed as he slightly blushed from the sudden question.

"Now, now...I want an honest answer from you. I won't think you're a pervert if you say yes, just that if it happens again all of a sudden I might doubt more if it was an accident." Ayame winked playfully at Naruto with a wide smile on her face.

"Ehm...well...er...I guess...It felt nice even though it was totally wrong and I didn't want to do so..." Naruto scratched his cheek and looked away from Ayame as he blushed deeper.

Ayame giggled and leaned back on her arms, sticking her chest out intentionally and she blushed slightly before asking the next question, "Want to feel them again...?"

"What?!" Naruto replied shocked as he looked with big wide eyes of shock towards Ayame, "Who replaced Ayame-chan with that nymphwhatchamacallit Anko!"

Ayame slightly giggled again before bursting out in laughter, tears of joy forming in the corner of her eyes, "It's a joke Naruto, a joke. Was just checking if you were a pervert or not."

As Ayame still laughed like crazy Naruto let out a deep sigh, "Really, you had me scared for a second there...I was starting to think you actually liked it and wanted me to do it again..."

Ayame stopped laughing, looked towards Naruto and slightly blushed again, "Ehm...well...Anyway, Let's go out on our second date tonight, hm!"

Naruto looked up and blinked at Ayame, "Second date...?"

"Ow come on. You promised you'd take me out on another date. This time I'll pay for you since I doubt you brought your money along huh?"

"Well...I guess we could...What do you have in mind?"

"How about we first go to a restaurant so you can tell me what happened today and then we can go to this club I know and ehm...dance I guess." Ayame replied with a wide smile at Naruto.

"Ah now that you mention it I do need your advice on some stuff...All right then, but I'm not really dressed for a date or anything..."

"It's all right, you look good enough as it is. It's not like you'll stand out with those clothes in that club. Now just turn around for a couple of minutes so I can get into something that is fitting for the club scene...After all I like to see guys being jealous and if I show up there really pretty with you, I'm sure they'll envy you if they think we are dating and they might try to 'steal' me away from you." Ayame said as she put her hands on her cheeks, closed her eyes and shook her head as she thought about having a bunch of cute guys fighting over her.

"Eh...If that's the case, shouldn't I henge in to 'Nemar' to at least show up a little bit older...Even though it's just a year difference in looks, it's still a whole year..." Naruto asked as he rubbed the back of his head.

"No-no Naruto-kun, that won't do at all. If you'd go as Nemar-kun, technically it wouldn't be that second date that you promised me and guys will find it hopeless to try and steal a girl like me from a guy like you, I mean from a guy that looks like Yondaime." Ayame shook her finger and got up from her bed, walking towards Naruto and turned him around to face out of the window.

"Now look out the window while I chance my clothes, all right? Don't worry I already know what I want to wear so it won't take long." Ayame said smiling at their reflection in the glass before turning around to change her clothes.

As Naruto heard Ayame take her clothes off, he stared aimlessly at out of the window at the night that fell over Konoha by now.

That was until he could faintly see Ayame's back exposed in the glass as she was about to turn ninety degrees, so he averted his eyes and stared out of the other window in an angle so he couldn't see her reflection in the glass.

"All right Naruto-kun, I'm done changing." Ayame announced and Naruto turned back around to look at her.

Naruto narrowed his eyes at Ayame's face after quickly taking a look at what she was wearing, "You want me to die or something, don't you?"

"Whatever makes you think that Naruto-kun...?" Ayame said as she played with the edge of the skirt she was wearing that came down to her knees.

Other then the skirt she wore a tight blue top, which pretty much outlined every curve of her body and which also had a deep neck cut, revealing a slight hint of cleavage. And of course she also had shoes to match her outfit, but Naruto knew that no one would notice that anyway.

"...Another night of crappy sleep and H dreams..." Naruto muttered softly as he looked away from Ayame.

"You said something?"

"No, no! Nothing at all!"

"Anyway, let's go before we get at the club way too late. Then all the dcent guys will be taken, you know." Ayame took Naruto hand and pulled him along with her, leaving Ayame's home trough the frontdoor.

"Oi Ayame-chan...Some guys are staring at you...and some even at me!" Naruto stated in a whisper during their walk towards the restaurant Ayame had in mind to go to.

"See, those guys are jealous of you, Naruto-kun. Just imagine what it will be like at a club then..."

"I don't think jealousy is what's on their mind, Ayame-chan...That last guy winked at me when I looked at him!"

"Don't worry..We're close to the restaurant...and club for that matter since the club is just around the corner of the restaurant..." Ayame stated as she slightly increased their pace for Naruto's sake.

As soon as they entered the restaurant, they found a nice clean table near the window and sat down.

"My, it's really busy tonight...I think we're actually lucky to spot a free table..." Ayame said as she looked around the restaurant, finding waiters and waitresses trying to go from table to table to take and deliver orders as fast as possible.

"Now that you mention it, it does. I guess we won't be leaving here anytime soon." Naruto replied as he looked over the back of the couch like seating he was sitting on to find a waiter carrying four plates to a table and falling flat on his face due to another passing waiter.

"Damn...Oh well that gives you enough time to talk to me about what you wanted to talk about at least." Ayame smiled at Naruto.

Naruto smiled back and crossed his arms for a moment thinking about what he should ask her first and then he looked towards Ayame again, "Anything I need to know when going to some sleepover where there will be five girls and just one guy, that guy being me?"

Ayame looked wide-eyed at Naruto, "Weren't you going out with just one girl for a date or something tomorrow?"

"Well...that WAS the plan...but...I couldn't help feeling that I'd be letting all the others down or something like that by making a choice. So I decided they should choose on who would go first together...And they ended up with the plan of a sleepover so they'd all be first." Naruto explained grinning sheepishly at Ayame and rubbing the back of his head.

"So your going to spend a whole night...with five girls...in the same room?" Ayame questioned and Naruto nodded his head.

"I see...One room...Five teenage girls...One teenage boy..." Ayame said and counted on her fingers before suddeningly blushing red.

"Hm? What's wrong Ayame-chan?" Naruto looked dumbfounded towards her and blinked a couple of times.

"Ehehehe...Nothing much..." Ayame replied, smiling sheepishly at the blonde and scratching her cheek innocently.

Naruto started rethinking about what she just said and then he sort of realised what Ayame must've been thinking, "Eh! You're right Ayame-chan!"

"I-I am?" She looked confused at the blonde, trying to figure out just what he was talking about.

"Yeah, It's going to be lotsa trouble, because I have to change into my pj's and so do the girls...But I have to do it while staying in my henge..." Naruto nodded, sure that he had to figure out a way to do such a thing.

"Ah! Yeah...ofcourse." Ayame replied blushing as she looked away from Naruto, "That wasn't what I was thinking about Naruto-kun...Ooh, I'm so bad tonight..."

"Anyway, I think I can just do that while in my henge...But ehm...Like, I'm a bit worried about seeing the girls in their nightly clothing..." Naruto said and slightly blushed at the thought.

"Don't worry, I bet you'll be too busy watching movies or playing games with the girls that you don't even have time to stare at them or something..." Ayame replied with smile at Naruto to make him feel more comfortable.

"Eh...? Games? What kind of games...?"

"Well there's like 'Spin the bottle' and..." Ayame realised what she said and slapped her hands in front of her mouth.

"Eh? Spin the bottle, huh? What's that?" Naruto asked curious.

"Ah, don't worry...I don't think they'll do that with just one guy in the room...So you have nothing to worry about." Ayame said, waving dismissively at the topic at hand.

"I see...Then, I guess it's just going to be a fun night huh?"

"Uhuh, I hope so for you..." Ayame replied smiling, "Or rather for your sake Naruto-kun...Then again...it depends on your point of view on having a 'fun night'...Oh no! I did it again! I should spa-...What's with me tonight!"

"I really hope I get to know them better tomorrow night though...Fun night or no fun night, I want to get to..."

"Hey, look who we have here." A woman's voice stopped Naruto from continueing and both he and Ayame looked up to see who it came from.

"Yo, Naru-chan. I didn't expect to see you here...Mind if I sit across the two of you?" Anko asked with wide grin on her face.

"...Yes." Naruto replied as he looked at the busty purple headed kunoichi like she was about to stab him or something, "You want to do H stuff again with me huh?"

"My...I always thought Naru-chan was so sweet and kind...Are you really going to send a...friend like me away in such a crowded restaurant...?" Anko said and leered dangerously at Naruto.

Naruto gulped and looked at Ayame, who looked questioningly back at him before he turned his head back to Anko, "Well you see Anko-sensei...I'm here on somewhat of a date so..."

"It's all right Naruto, I don't mind if she sits with us." Ayame replied and Naruto looked rather shocked at her, "You realise you just let the devil herself get close to me again!"

"Hm, Date you say? You certainly are the busy little bee these days, Naru-chan..." Anko said leering at the blonde as she sat down across Ayame, "I don't believe we know eachother though. I'm Mitarashi Anko, just call me Anko though...And you are?"

"Ichiraku Ayame. Nice to meet you." Ayame said smiling politely at Anko.

"Aya-chan, huh? Ehm...Is it all right if I call you that?"

"Sure. I have no problem with that."

"Glad you don't mind. Aya-chan, you're that ramen girl huh? I heard some interesting rumors about you I believe..." Anko said and leered at Ayame.

"What the hell is she leering at Ayame-chan for?" Naruto thought as he eyed the Jounin warily.

"Rumors, huh? What kind of...rumors?" Ayame asked, smiling nervously now at the purple headed woman.

"Ah you know. I bet you hear them all the time. How great your...cooking is." Anko said with a smile.

"Cooking? I don't like the way that nymphwatchamacallit said it but...It's about Ayame-chan...so it must be innocent and really about cooking right? I mean Ayame-chan is..." Naruto thought as he looked at Ayame.

"Ah really. Thank you. It really isn't all that big of a deal though. When being raised in a family that's all about making Ramen for a living then you have to pick some skills up right?" Ayame replied smiling and slightly bowed. Anko smirked and leered back towards Naruto, who kind of yelped.

To Naruto's rescue came however, the waiter who finally reached their table, "Sorry for the wait. Can I take your order?"

"I'll have the dango special with some sake. Don't worry Naru-chan, I'm paying for myself." Anko said and winked at Naruto, making the blonde shiver because he somewhat expected her to want to be 'repayed' one way or another.

"I'll take the extra spiced curry, I'm feeling like eating spicey food tonight." Ayame said smiling at the waiter and then turning her smile towards Naruto,"What about you Naruto-kun?"

"Hm...I guess I'll take the curry as well, but not the extra spiced one..." Naruto stated and the waiter noted the orders and as he was done, "That's it?"

Ayame nodded and Naruto nodded after her and the waiter pocketed his pen and notebook, "Then I'll be right back with your meals."

After the waiter had left to get them their meals, Anko was the first to speak up again, "So are you two out on a date or... are you dating?"

Naruto gulped again as Anko looked at him again, though this time he could for a split second see her eyes soften. Ayame looked at Naruto and, noticing that Ayame was looking at him from the corner of his eyes, he looked back towards her.

Both of them blushed and then quickly looked away and Ayame replied to Anko's question, "N-no...Just a date. He promised me one so...That's why..."

"Ah. I see." Anko said grinning widely, "I was already thinking, 'My, my...Naru-chan is dating such a pretty girl' you know."

Ayame blushed at the compliment and even though it wasn't that big of a compliment she made a slight bow, "Thank you, Anko-san."

"It's nothing really, I mean it. You are a really beautiful woman. I don't see good looking girls like you here in Konoha that often. Well with the exception of my Kurenai-chan and Yuugao-chan. Ah...Aya-chan, Nai-chan, Yuu-chan and myself..." Anko said half dreamily as she leaned on her arm.

"Ah...really...Well ehm...You are quite good looking too, Anko-san." Ayame replied still with a blush on her face.

"Anko-sensei, if you plan on doing anything weird with Ayame-chan that will embarrass her, I'll beat you up..." Naruto eyed the purplehead suspiciously, until she noticed his glare, making her slightly stick her tongue out and playfully wink at him as if she knew what he was thinking.

"Enjoy your meals..." The waiter said as he placed their dishes in front of them along with a bottle of sake for Anko and, since they didn't order anything specific, water for Ayame and Naruto.

"Aya-chan, do you like dango?" Anko asked as she picked up her first dango stick and loosely held it between her thumb and index finger.

Ayame who was just about to pick her spoon and say 'Itadakimasu' looked up at Anko and Naruto did the same, "Yeah I like it. Why are you asking?"

"What do you like doing with it after you put the dango in your mouth...?" Anko asked as she played with the dango stick between her fingers, making the mark of Konoha in the air.

"Ehm...Eat it I guess...?" Ayame replied somewhat unsure if it was a rhethorical question or not.

"Ah I see...You know what I do with it?" Anko asked with a raised eyebrow as she slightly looked at Ayame.

Ayame shook her head and waited for Anko to continue, "Well it's more what I like doing with it before actually consuming it..."

"I like to...suck on it for some time, the taste it gives is quite pleasing, arroussing even perhaps for more and then I swallow it entirely most of the time without even chewing on it..." Anko said and her eyes shifted towards Naruto, who suddenly started sweating a lot and not because of the food on his plate that was that warm.

"What.the.hell...!" Naruto thought wide eyed as he was being stared at the ever seducive look from Anko, "I-Itadakimasu!"

"Itadakimasu." Ayame said with a smile at Naruto, not really noticing that he was getting rather nervous from the purple headed kunoichi, and dug into her curry.

"Yeah...Itadakimasu..." Anko said in such a sensual way that would most likely it could seduce an entire army of men.

Naruto some how found himself obliged to watch Anko as she opened her mouth, slowly but surely moved her dango stick in to it and took the first dango ball of the stick. He gulped, looked down towards his curry and quickly started chowing his meal down, hoping to be out of here and away from Anko as fast as possible.

"Naruto-kun, I didn't know you were that hungry..." Ayame said surprised as Naruto chowed down his meal and then suddenly she reached out for his wrist and stopped him from chowing down, "But you know, it's not really polite to eat that way. Just look at yourself, your entire mouth is covered in leftovers!"

Naruto looked somewhat surprised at Ayame as she picked a napkin up and started cleaning the area around his mouth. However he could see Anko pretty much stare, or perhaps even glare out of jealously, at Ayame's actions that Naruto broke his mouth into a wide grin and let Ayame clean his face, "Gomen Ayame-chan. I was just somewhat hungry."

"I could see that. Now don't make me treat you like a baby anymore and eat properly." Ayame said and turned back to her own meal.

"No problem." Naruto said grinning and looked from the side of his eyes at Anko who slightly pouted before continuing to eat her dango.

"You know, Aya-chan...You really are a cute girl. Doing a thing like that for Naru-chan..." Anko said as she started on her second dango stick.

"Ah, it's nothing really..." Ayame said with a wide grin as she brought her spoon back up for another bite.

"Honestly, I think even I would fall in love with someone like you..." Anko said as she placed her second empty dango stick on the plate already.

"E-Excuse me...?" Ayame almost dropped her spoon into her curry as she blushed bright red upon hearing Anko's statement.

Anko stood up from her side of the table and walked over to Ayame and Naruto's side, "Here let me have a good look on that cute face of yours..."

All of a sudden, Anko sat down on Ayame's lap, surprising the girl even more not to mention that Naruto was getting ready to punch Anko of Ayame if she decided to grope his friend. Anko raised a hand up to Ayame's face and turned the now blushing girl's face slightly from left to right, "Yeah...I definetely wouldn't mind getting something with a girl like you..."

"Thanks...I guess..." Ayame said and blinked at Anko who still held her face.

"And Naru-chan likes you too, right...? Hey, he didn't want me to be his first but how about the two of us convince him to let us be his first, hm? I'm sure we can share him..."

Ayame looked towards Naruto with a crimson blush on her face and he was blushing now as well and was aching to punch Anko, but he was afraid she'd somehow use Ayame as a shield.

"W-what are you saying...? Such a thing..." Ayame managed to let out in half a whisper.

"Then again...I guess I first want to see if I want to share Naru-chan with you..." Anko said, suddenly pulling Ayame closer, slipping a hand under the back of her shirt and kissing her passionately on her lips.

Naruto's jaw dropped open out of pure surprise and shock as Anko placed her other hand on the back of Ayame's head and he could swear he saw Anko's tongue slip into Ayame's mouth, whose eyes now closed.

Naruto then felt a pair of eyes stare at the back of his neck, or at least he felt that someone was staring at him and as he turned around he saw a certain tall white haired man with his jaw dropped open as well stare at him.

Naruto closed his mouth and stared at the Ero-sennin, almost expecting him to fly of by a nosebleed but instead the white haired Sannin pointed at Naruto as he closes his mouth. Naruto raised an eyebrow at the hermit as he pointed towards Naruto, or perhaps the two girls behind him, and then he suddenly hit with the side of his hands near the side of his crotch a couple of times.

Naruto looked questioningly at his tutor, wondering what the pervert meant as he turned ninety degrees around and moved his hips back and forward, while looking like he was pulling something closer as they were forward. Jiraiya turned back towards Naruto again and pointed again, this time at the two women behind, who were still passionately making out to say the least.

Naruto eyed the Ero-sennin suspiciously as he went through the entire scene, that was until a sudden knee made him hunch over and clutch onto his stomach. Naruto turned his head and saw Tsunade scolding Jiraiya, though he couldn't quite hear what she was saying, before she turned towards Naruto gave him a wink and then took Jiraiya's hand and pulled him after her.

Naruto turned back around to face Ayame and Anko, who a second later broke their kiss with Ayame blushing and instantly looking down towards her, rather Anko's lap since she was sitting on hers.

"My...An excellent kisser as well...I think you just stole my heart, Aya-chan..." Anko placed a finger on her lower lip and leered at Ayame before turning her head to Naruto, "Then again, Naru-chan still has my heart...Aww and I just let you sit there all by yourself, didn't I? You want to be kissed as well, ne Naru-chan?"

"No, really, that's unnecessary! I really don't want to." Naruto said as he backed off from the approaching Anko.

"Na-ru-cha---n...Onegai desu..." Anko said as she leaned more and more towards Naruto.

Then she suddenly stopped and pulled back and looked down towards her lap to find a more then decent amount of water on her lap, "Oh my, I'm sorry, Anko-san...But it was kind of hard grabbing a glass of water with you bending over like that..."

Anko crossed her arms and looked intregued into Ayame's eyes, "I see, is that so...So you're not willing to share Naru-chan..."

"You can count on it, you slut..."

"Well... I'm not going to let a little whore like you have him either, ne?" Anko grinned wicked grin at Ayame.

"Oh...You did not...just say that..." Ayame said trough gritted teeth as she kept a smile on her face.

Next thing Naruto saw was that Ayame pinned Anko on the table with both women pulling on eachothers hair.

"Take this!" Anko said as she grabbed a bottle of water and threw it's contents all over Ayame.

"Oh, you bitch!" And in return, Ayame gave Anko a slap in her face, who in return threw Ayame on the table and towered above her this time,"Who's above who now, huh?!"

Next, the two women rolled over the table and trough their own curry and dango. Naruto, who still was in the process of letting all of this sink in, suddenly realised that they'd soon roll trough his meal and instincitvely he grabbed his plate and held it above his head just before the women rolled in front of him.

Anko sinked her teeth into Ayame's chest, who let out a cry of pain before twisting the nipples of Anko's breasts which hurt even more due to Anko's netvest. The two of them rolled back off the other side of the table, spilling both water, sake and food on them as they did.

Naruto placed his plate back onto the table and got up from his seat as the two women brawled on the floor, gaining quite the attention from a couple of customers in the restaurant who eagerily looked at the fight.

The women knocked into the table that was on their left, making the bottles that stood on that table fall over and spill over them, making them even more messier then they were before. As the fight got more and more bystanders Naruto looked despereately for a way to stop this fight and could only think of one way, "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

The clones formed a circle around the women to shield bystanders from harm and also to try and break them up as soon as possible, "Stop it you guys!"

Naruto was just about to jump into the two fighting women to spereate them when he saw an object fly away from the two girls. Tracing it trough the air, it ended up in one of the guys that was trying to watch the fight and a guy next to him yelled loudly, "Hey! This guy got a bra smacked in his face! One of those women is not wearing a bra anymore!"

Naruto turned towards the man, who proudly held the bra in his hands and was grinning like Ero-sennin would do when he's peeping on girls in the hotsprings, "Give it back."

The man looked up from the bra towards Naruto,"No way, kid! I'm keeping this as a souvenir. Let's see...The size of this girl is..."

Naruto narrowed his eyes and really wasn't in the mood for handling perverts without resorting to violence so he just hit the pervert in the face and took the bra out of his hands before turning back towards Ayame and Anko. He handed the piece of lingerie to one of his clones and then Naruto took half a second to gather his courage before jumping in between.

A few moments later Naruto had them at enough distance from eachother that they couldn't scratch, bite or kick one another. Naruto helped them stand up again and stood between the two of them as his clones spoke up, "All right show's over folks. Get back to your meals or whatever. Nothing to see anymore..."

Both women covered their selves up as they really ripped each other's clothing appart and Naruto let out a deep sigh, "Let's get you two back home or something..."

Naruto's circle of clones still surrounded them and once they were outside the restaurant, Naruto created a couple of more clones to cover the girls up before blending in with them and taking the bra back from the clone he gave it to.

Anko and Ayame both shivered from the cold wind that brushed against their exposed and wet skin and soaked clothing. They averted eachothers gazes and looked somewhat sad as they still had to walk quite close to eachother and knew that Naruto didn't like the fact that they had fought and wouldn't like it if they did so again either.

Ayame shivered tremendously as she tried to warm herself up against the cold evening winds. Anko looked towards Ayame and let out a sigh as she took her raincoat off, "Here..."

Ayame looked up towards Anko, who was offering her coat to her or rather insisted as she placed the coat around her arms, "Why...?"

"Because I'm sorry..." Anko said as she wrapped her arms around herself.

"..." Ayame silently looked at her for a couple of moments.

"...Me too...I'm sorry I started fightning with you..."

"It's my fault though...If I didn't try to force myself upon Naru-chan you wouldn't have done that..."

Anko shivered from the cold now as well and Ayame opened the raincoat to her, "Come...We'll keep eachother warm or something..."

Anko's expression saddened and she averted her eyes from Ayame as she wrapped an arm around her waist and the two of them walked close to eachother to keep each other warm. Naruto was silently looking at the road up ahead as he could hear the two girls wrap their arms around eachother both to support eachother and to keep warm.

He nor his clones looked at them out of decency, after all in the short moment Naruto did look at them he could tell that they're clothing was in quite a bad shape.

"Hey...Either of you is missing a bra right now so..." Naruto said as he held his hand that held the bra back towards the two women.

Ayame rested her hand on her chest shortly before looking up towards the bra that Naruto held out.

Anko looked at Ayame, who looked kind of awkward towards her bra, and Anko knew that it was Ayame's since she didn't wear one, "It's mine...Thank you for holding onto it Naru-chan..."

"Here..." Naruto moved his hand to motion for Anko to take the bra and she did, silently handing it to Ayame again.

Ayame looked up towards Anko again, her eyes saying everything that needed to be said without words and Anko nodded in return. With a help from Anko, Ayame got her bra back on and they were now silently staring at eachother again, both having regrets for their actions at the restaurant.

"You really like Naru-chan a lot to stand up for him like that back there, don't you?" Anko whispered as she averted her eyes from Ayame's.

Ayame blushed and looked away as well before whispering back to Anko, "I just found you crossing a line. If he wants to be kissed by you, he'll let you kiss him..."

"Aya-chan...I'm sorry for calling you a whore...You're way too sweet for a whore..."

"...I don't think your a slut either..." Ayame replied and then added in a soft whisper, "Naruto is a really good guy...If you really want him as your own and want to do things with him you just have to win his heart...Not that such a thing is easy...He's already more or less in love with five girls...You and me would only add more conflict within him..."

Anko smiled weakly, "Who knows..."

"Yeah...Who knows..." Ayame replied smiling just as weak as Anko.

"If we don't end up with him, we will always have each other though." Anko whispered and stuck her tongue slightly out at Ayame along with a wink.

"Heh..." Ayame closed her eyes and slightly smiled, not caring if Anko was serious about it or it was just a small joke to light the situation up.

"Ayame-chan...We're at your place." Naruto stated after a couple of minutes of silence.

"Then I guess I'll be heading in now to rest up and what not..." Ayame said as she returned Anko's raincoat to Anko and walked up to her door trough the clones.

"Ayame-chan..." Naruto said as he grabbed onto her wrist when she reached the door and she looked with soft eyes at him.

Naruto broke into a wide grin to cheer her up a bit, "Next time we'll head out straight towards a club, all right?"

"You got it, Naruto-kun. Dinner between you and me seems to be cursed when doing so at a restaurant..." Ayame said before opening the front door and heading in.

"Now, we just need to bring you back..." Naruto said and turned around towards Anko after he heard her close her raincoat.

"Ehm...Naru-chan? Can we go to your place...? My appartment is pretty far away from here and I'd rather be dry before heading back..." Anko asked sounding rather sincerely to Naruto.

Though he really wanted to say to her that she should go home right now all by herself, he just wasn't that kind of guy so he let out a deep sigh instead, "All right... I'll give you a t-shirt or something at my place so you won't get a fever or something on your way home..."

"Thanks love." Anko replied smirking at Naruto, which didn't really surprise the blonde. After all, he always saw her smirk and never really smile unless she was eating dango without the intention of driving men mad.

Though he was used to Anko smirking about a lot of things, he was still kind of cautious of her, knowing that she'd most likely be planning something right now and that he probably wasn't safe of her until they were inside his home and near Gaara and Temari for that matter. To Naruto's moderately pleasant surprise, Anko remained silent during the rest of their trip and didn't even attempt to jump him or whatever.

When they reached the door of Naruto's appartment, Naruto made his Kage Bunshins pop off since Anko soon wouldn't need the protection from looks that the public would send her. Whether she wanted Naruto to shield her from the public eye was a whole different question, or that was at least what Naruto thought.

Naruto quickly opened the door, let Anko go in first and as Naruto walked in after her they were greeted by Temari and Gaara, "Back so soon?"

Anko took a quick look at the two sand siblings and took notice of Gaara, "Oh my, oh my...It's Kazekage-sama...You're even cuter in reality then I heard."

She suddenly pulled the red head closer and ran a hand trough his hair, "Does Kazekage-dono want to be pleased by Konoha's finest...?"

Gaara looked coldy past her and spoke towards Temari, "Temari, May I break my vow of not killing people when they aren't trying to kill me?"

"You don't have to, I'll gladly kill her for talking to my little brother like that..." Temari said as she grabbed a hold of her fan.

Anko blinked at the two of them, wondering if she said something wrong until Naruto quickly pulled her away from Gaara and Temari, "Anko-sensei, I didn't bring you here to meet the Kazekage, so leave my room-mates alone, would you?"

Naruto pulled her into the bathroom, quickly closed the door and locked it to protect Anko from Gaara and Temari and them in return from her. Then he realised he locked himself with the infamous 'nymphowhatchamacallit' Anko in a rather small bathroom with no way to escape other than the bathroom door.

"I'll go and..." Naruto said as he quickly tried to unlock but was stopped by Anko who embraced him from behind, "Do what, my Naru-chan?"

"What are you planning on doing with me..." Naruto asked as he started sweating out of being nervous from the devious grin Anko had on her face.

Anko turned Naruto around to face him before grinning slightly wider, "Well, there is a whole list of things that I 'plan' on doing with you...but..."

Naruto didn't like the sound of that 'but' and he liked what came after that but even less, "There is just one thing...I want to do with you right now..."

Naruto nervously took a step back, being cornered against the door, knowing that he'd have too little time to open the door and escape from Anko.

"Crap! I'm done done for this time...!" Naruto thought as he closed his eyes, awaiting his expected 'doom' but as that certain doom didn't come he carefully opened one eye.

As he did so, Anko wrapped her arms around him and pull him into a hug, resting her head partly on his shoulder and partly against his head.

"Uh..." Naruto managed to let out in surprise as his eyes went wide that Anko held him like that for way longer than he expected without doing anything else.

"Surprised, Naru-chan...? But you know...I lied about just wanting just one thing..." Anko said as she still tightly held Naruto against her own body, the smell of her hair and body intoxicating the young blonde.

Anko moved her cheek over Naruto's until she could look straight into his eyes with her own and then she moved her face closer towards his. It was for about a second but their lips connected and had Naruto staring in disbelief at Anko.

"No tongue...No attempt to grope me or make me grope her...Nothing more then an embrace and...a tender kiss...?" Naruto stared wide eyed at Anko, who had that ever-lasting seductive look in her eyes and for the first time, Naruto felt seduced by her eyes as he pulled her closer for a second kiss.

Realising what he did, he quickly pulled away and cursed himself for falling for her tricks, "Damnit! Now she'll just think I gave her the signal to 'go for it'!"

Anko pulled Naruto back into her arms, though Naruto leaned back to still create some distance between them, "My...I didn't expect Naru-chan to give me a kiss back...But don't worry, this is all I'll do for now...I've decided that as long as you'll let me hug you and give you a normal kiss when I feel like it that I'll try not to be too naughty with you..."

"What the...Is she serious?...Please let her be serious about not trying anything weird!" Naruto thought as Anko leered at him with an obvious lust in her eyes, "But you know Naru-chan...I really feel like kissing you a lot right now, since you gave me a kiss back..."

"Uh-Uhm...That was just a random action at the moment! I wasn't thinking, really! Besides if you keep this up you'll have me even more wet than you just made me by doing all of this!"

"Wet, you say huh...? My, my...Naru-chan...I think I might drop that not being so naughty part after all if you're going to talk like that..."

"What the hell did I say?! What the hell is she thinking right now?!"

Anko stopped leaning closer towards the blushing and shocked Naruto and blinked at him before looking at her clothes and letting out a sigh, "Damnit...For a minute there I thought you were talking about a different kind of being wet...Sorry Naru-chan..."

"Huh? Different kind of wet...?" Naruto blinked at Anko, wondering what she was talking about as he was just wet from her wet clothing.

"Ah, forget about it..." Anko said and let out a sigh before dropping her raincoat to the floor, sending a shiver down Naruto's spine, "Let's just dry me with a towel and get me a clean, dry shirt...Hm...about that Naru-chan..."

"Heh? What?" Naruto asked as he grabbed one of the many towels he kept in his bathroom.

Anko smirked and leered towards him again, "You can choose...Either you dry me with that towel or I get to passionately kiss you ehm...three times...?"

Naruto gasped and shook his head wondering if she really planned on being more innocent around him or not,"Let's see...I guess drying her isn't half as bad as letting her 'passionately' kiss me three times...After all most of her clothes are wet and she just asked me to dry HER...so..."

"I'll dry you!" Naruto quickly responded and Anko's eyes turned into a softer leer as did her smirk, "I thought you would..."

Anko turned her back towards Naruto and in one fluid motion took her vest off and tossed it off before crossing her arms in front of her chest, "Start then I'd say..."

Naruto pointed and let out a slight scream, "What the hell are you doing!"

"You said you'd dry me, so I took off my vest so you can dry my body. Or do you rather take the kisses...I'll give 'em to you right now if you want, but I'd have to turn around and..." Anko placed her hands on her cheeks, pretending to be blushing and shook her head, "I'd have to wrap my arms around poor innocent Naru-chan which would show him a lot of my femininety...Oooh...What should I do...?"

"All right, all right...I'll dry you up...Tsch...Whatever happened to being more innocent around me if I let you hug and kiss me..." Naruto muttered the last part but Anko could clearly hear it.

"I never said I'd be innocent around you. I said I just wouldn't try to go further than that for now, meaning until your dormant male instincts start working. But there's nothing wrong with teasing you, ne?" Anko said and winked at Naruto.

He let out a sigh in defeat as he started rubbing the towel over Anko's back.

"Hmm...This is really nice you know...How about we take a shower together and then rub each others back?" Anko asked as she leered over her shoulder towards him.

"Just ignore her...Just ignore her...Once you're done with her back you'll just get her a t-shirt and get her the hell out of your house so you can do whatever to pass time with Temari and Gaara..."

"I see...Naru-chan, do you know the saying 'Talk is silver, silence is golden'? Seeing that you're silent I guess I should take it as a yes and take of my short skirt and...ow I don't wear any underwear today."

Naruto froze up for half a second then decided that if he wouldn't speak up he'd end up in the shower with Anko and so he bit to her with gritted teeth, "No, I don't want to take a bath or shower with you!"

"All right. But you really should feel your own hands go over your back sometime...It's really nice..." Anko said dreamily.

"Yeah, yeah...I'm going to get you a shirt..." Naruto said as he was done with her back but Anko stopped him with one hand.

"Naru-chan, You're forgetting my front..." Anko said as she pulled him back behind her.

"All right, all right...geez..." Naruto said as he patted the area around Anko's neck with the towel.

Anko then grabbed his hands as he pulled them back and pulled them more forward, "Naru-chan, you're forgetting these..."

"Oh my...I forgot that you didn't have the towel in your hands..." Anko said as she leered at him, though it was useless to do so as at that point Naruto was unable to move a single muscle, his heart skipped beats and he had the feeling like his entire body was hit by one huge Rasengan.

Anko pouted at Naruto's fossilised response and took his hands of her, "Heh...It's no fun when you react like that..."

Naruto's eyes slowly came back to life and with shocking motions twitched at Anko, "No fun...No FUN she says!"

His mind continued after that with a trail of curses as Anko let a sigh out, "I guess you can't do such a thing as touch them, can you...Unfortunately."

"I can do it..." Naruto muttered and Anko looked towards him over her shoulder in confusement.

"I'll show you that I can and will do it without fosilizing or fainting or even a bleeding nose! I won't be defeated so easily!"

"Defeated...? Anyway, just do one at a time then...I guess two is too much for you..." Anko said as she turned her head back around.

"All right, Naruto...Consider this training...Eventually you have to do this as well and you need to get used to it...Else you'll be like Ero-sennin and still pass out at seeing a woman that's too good looking or whatever..." Naruto told himself as he took the towel and carefully moved his arm underneath Anko's arm to reach the first designated area.

Naruto's face flushed bright red as he touched it and figured that if he took too long, he'd simply die of too much blood rushing to his head. As Naruto used his other hand to take the towel and slowly retracted the hand he just used to dry Anko, he felt Anko shiver as his finger tops accidentally traced over her skin.

Naruto looked at his fingers and noticed that the finger tops that accidentally traced over her skin were slightly covered in blood, "Oi, You're wounded..."

"It's just a small wound...Here give me your hand...I'll give you some distraction while drying the other one..." Anko said as she took Naruto's hand that had the blood on it as he moved his other hand towards the second and last area Naruto had to dry of Anko.

"You know, Naru-chan...You'd better hope that you won't pass out from a bleeding nose right now, else I'll have to do things to you...I usually find blood a turn on, you know..." Anko said and before Naruto could even react, she stuck his fingers in her mouth and suckled them clean.

Flushing brighter red, Naruto rapidly rubbed Anko's last area dry and then quickly retracted his hands as he stood tiptoed and with wide eyes behind Anko. She crossed her arms in front of her again and giggled, "Ah...I'm sorry Naru-chan...I'm teasing you too much...Hey..."

Naruto slightly relaxed but only slightly and eyed the kunoichi warily.

"Look Naru-chan! You made them shine!" Anko said grinning as she turned around to face Naruto.

Luckily for Naruto, since he really did not want to pass out from a bleeding nose right there, they shined so much that he had to pinch his eyes tightly, "Damnit, That's like Fuzzy Eye-brows and Super Fuzzy Eye-brows teeth sparkle times ten..."

With her chest still blinding Naruto, she bend over to grab the towel and turned back around to dry her chest even more, "It's all because you didn't dry them properly...Oh well..."

"Right..." Naruto said, thanks to the blinding light his blood retracted from his face and he no longer blushed, "I'll go get you a shirt then..."

Naruto was reliefed to be finally out of the bathroom and quickly headed towards his closet where he kept all his clothing.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" Naruto asked as he walked past Gaara and Temari, who were sitting around the table in front of Naruto's small tv and both writing something on their own scroll.

"...Nothing..." Gaara and Temari replied in unison.

Naruto eyed the two suspiciously and raised an eyebrow, being the prank master of Konoha meant he knew most of the time when someone was plotting something.

"What are you doing...?" Gaara asked as he looked up from his scroll.

"...Nothing, why?" Naruto still eyed them with suspicion.

"No reason." Temari replied for Gaara and Naruto shrugged in reply, figuring that he'd find out later. He quickly dug into his closet and found the biggest shirt he possesed to give to Anko.

A few moments later, Naruto had found what he was looking for, a big black t-shirt with an orange spiral on it. He had another shirt that was exactly the same, so he could bear to miss it. He ran back to the bathroom and as he opened the door he held the shirt out, "Here, you can have this one."

Without saying a word Anko pulled Naruto back into the bathroom and closed the door.

"More time?" Temari asked as she looked up towards Gaara.

"...More time." Gaara replied with a nod as the two of them bend back over their scrolls.

Naruto gulped as he stood in front of Anko, who just took the shirt out of his hands and turned around, "Why did you pull me back in?"

"Give me a hug Naru-chan..." Anko said as she was turning the t-shirt Naruto so that she could quickly put it on.

Naruto blushed and decided that it was better for his health to do what he was told, so he wrapped his arms around her stomach and decided to rest his head against her back.

"Damn, her skin is warm...I guess Ero-sennin wasn't kidding that time when he said that she was 'one hot babe'..." Naruto thought as Anko pulled the shirt over her head.

As the fabric reached his head, Naruto pulled his head back so Anko to pull her shirt down without trapping his head underneath it. Naruto's t-shirt was as much as a fit as it possibly could, leaving only the area where Naruto had his arms wrapped exposed.

"All right you can let go off me for now, Naru-chan." Anko said and instantly Naruto let go off her, not wanting to hug her longer then necessary.

Anko picked her raincoat up from the floor and put it back on as well and Naruto noticed that it was now dry as well, "Hey, how did that get dry so quickly?"

She winked at Naruto and stuck her tongue out, "That's a secret from the Kunoichi of Konoha. Something they all should know incase they're out on a mission while wearing something white and have a high risk of being hit by a suiton jutsu."

Naruto scratched the back of his head and looked dumbfounded towards Anko, wondering if there really was such a thing a special technique to dry your clothes, but he was shaken out of his trail of thoughts as Anko hugged him again, "Well then...I guess I'll be leaving now, ne Naru-chan?"

"Uhuh." Naruto shortly replied, all too glad that the woman, who had a knack for nearly giving him a heart attack, would now at least leave him alone for at least some time again.

"Then..." Anko said in a soft and seducing tone as she moved her lips closer to Naruto's and gave him another kiss, "Naru-chan call me sometime soon, ne?"

And even before Naruto could respond Anko ran out the bathroom door followed by leaving his appartment and Naruto let out a sigh of finally being rid of that woman, "She really scares me too much...What the hell does she want anyway...Maybe I should try hooking her up to Ero-sennin or something so they both can go H on eachother..."

Naruto walked out of the bathroom and closed the door behind him and as he walked back into the living room he saw a widely grinning Temari and a rather amused looking Gaara.

"What's up with you two?" Naruto asked as he eyed his temporary roommates suspiciously with a raised eyebrow.

"Do you mind telling us what you were doing all this time in that bathroom with that woman?" Gaara asked without showing any emotion as usual.

"Nothing..." Naruto said and stuck his nose up in the air and to his left, "Why?"

Temari energetically pushed her arm forward to show Naruto the scroll she was holding in her hand and Gaara plainly rose his hand up to eyeheight to show Naruto his.

Naruto read the title on the scrolls, starting with Temari's whose said: "A Blonde, a Busty kunoichi and a Bathroom. Temari version" with a heart after the Temari version part. Naruto was moderately shocked by the title and then noticed that Gaara's was entitled exactly the same aside that Temari had been replaced with Gaara and that there was a teddy bear instead of a heart, though the teddy bear was out of the same inkt as the one on Temari's scroll so Naruto figured it had been her doing.

Naruto looked shocked and wide-eyed at the two siblings, Temari smiling silly and Gaara showing a slight hint of a smirk on his face, "What the hell did you guys hear!"

"Ehm...Some screaming amongst other things..." Temari said as she put a finger to her chin, "But what you screamed isn't really in this so..."

"Then what IS in it! What the hell did you two think up!" Naruto yelled mostly at Temari since she seemed to have the most fun in this.

"Well, who knows...Oh wait, I do and Gaara does with his." Temari said and giggled slightly.

"Give me that!" Naruto jumped for the scroll but Temari simply passed it to Gaara.

"Gaara, let's burry them and read them later to have some fun." Temari said smiling as she held Naruto onto the floor with one foot as he had missed jumping for the scroll and landed flat on his face.

"Sure..." Gaara said and sand out of his gourd consumed the two scrolls and then disappeared back into the gourd.

"Nooo!"

"Now really Naruto, what happened? Gaara and I have a bet so I want to know what you two were doing exactly for such a long time." Temari said as she put her leg off Naruto's back so he could stand back up again.

"A bet I most likely already lost. Then again you could be wrong too, Temari, about what you thought..." Gaara stated before he seated himself back onto the couch.

"It's nothing I told you..." Naruto mumbled to Temari as he slightly turned red in his face.

"Uhuh...If it's nothing then you wouldn't turn red in your face, now would you?" Temari said as she teasingly leered at him.

Naruto glared and for the following hours it was mostly Temari trying to get to know what was going on during the time that Naruto was in the bathroom with Anko, Naruto who tried his best to ignore her and not give even the slightest hint about what happened and Gaara just simply sat on the couch the entire time with his eyes closed.

"Well all right then I'll stop bothering you about it today...Can I use your shower Naruto? I plan on catching some nice amount of sleep tonight..." Temari said.

"Ah sure. Just let me get into my pj's first and then you can have the shower and bathroom all to yourself." Naruto said as he quickly grabbed a new set of pyjamas and headed into the bathroom to change into them.

"Come to think of it...I wonder if I can keep my henge up tomorrow when taking off clothes and changing into my pj's...I guess I'll have tomorrow to work that out...If not I'll just have to take my bag with me when I go change and pretend to have put them back in my bag or something..." Naruto thought as he changed into his pyjamas.

Once he was done and returned to the living room, he found Gaara with a blanket tightly wrapped around him as he lay down on the couch with his teddy bear in his arms.

"Oi...Is Gaara asleep?" Naruto softly whispered to Temari who was gathering her own change of clothes.

"I'm not asleep yet Naruto. I don't fall asleep that fast...Other than that the lights are still on..." Gaara stated before Temari could reply.

"Wel,l Temari... I guess it's up to you then to turn the lights off as I'm going into my bed first." Naruto said as he headed towards his bed and Temari shrugged in reply, "All right, I think I'm able to find my way trough the dark."

"Don't shower too long. I want to be sure that you don't steal all the sheets when I'm asleep." Naruto waved at Temari to go and shower.

"Humph, What type of person do you think I am. If I'd steal all the sheets then you'd end up bugging me in the middle of my beauty sleep for the blankets..." Temari snorted at Naruto before switching the lights of the living room off and heading into the bathroom to shower.

A couple of minutes later as Naruto was almost falling asleep he could hear the water of the shower stop running and a few moments later he felt the sheets rise up from the bed.

"Hurry up and get in Temari..." Naruto whispered as he clutched onto his sheet from the sudden wave of cold on his back.

A moment later the sheets fell back down and a warmth covered Naruto's back and Temari whispered in reply, "Yeah, sorry...I was just thinking about something...This is my first time sleeping in the same bed with the opposite sex you know...It is for you too, right?"

Naruto's eyes went wide open, "Holy crap, she's right...Wow that is a weird thought...I guess she's kind of shy about such a thing." He thought and then turned around to face Temari's sleepy eyes as she had a slight blush on her face.

"Yeah it is...But I guess I'm glad it is at least with a girl that just wants to sleep." Naruto whispered in return and grinned widely at Temari.

"I guess I'm glad too...I mean there's nothing wrong with it and I guess I can trust you..."

"Ehm...Temari...You can trust me but...If I do something in my sleep that you don't like, slap me awake or something, all right?" Naruto whispered back.

"I'll try before ripping your manhood off..."

"I think that just made my brain take note that I shouldn't start doing things in my sleep..."

Temari softly giggled and moved a bit closer towards Naruto, "Hey Naruto...Honestly, what were you and that woman doing in the bathroom...I won't tell Gaara..."

"It's nothing I'm telling ya...Really, why do you even want to know? I doubt it's about some bet with Gaara because he already said that he most likely lost..."

"Well...I want to know...Did you..." Temari blushed and then whispered even softer, "Did you have...sex with her?"

Naruto flushed red and coughed as soft as possible so Gaara would not wake up, "No, really...That's just...No..."

"Honestly? Because you looked kind of red before she quickly left you and all...? You can tell me...Actually...I would like to know about what it's like you see..." Temari whispered and flushed red.

"Really...I'll tell you what did happen but ehm...you owe me a favor or something then, I guess..."

Temari softly yawned, "Ah...Tell me in the morning...And if you're awake before me, please stay in bed until I wake up...My nightgown tends to crawl up sometimes when I move in my sleep..."

"I see...Don't worry, I'll stay in bed so I'm sure I won't see your underwear..." Naruto whispered in reply and then let out a yawn as well.

"I could live with you accidentally seeing my underwear...the point is I don't wear any while sleeping and I think I'm outgrowing this gown...I have it for over a year now and with it being washed that many times back home, I think it shrunk a bit..." Temari whispered with a blush on her face as Naruto could hear her try to pull down her gown a bit more just incase.

"A-all right...I'll stay in bed until you get out...You do realise you made me feel somewhat uncomfortable lying next to you..." Naruto whispered.

"Sorry, but I don't want to wake up in the morning with you on top of me with a bleeding nose by accidentally seeing the private parts of my body..." Temari whispered with a blush as she turned around to look at the ceiling of Naruto's appartment.

"Why don't you just wear underwear then?" Naruto whispered in return as he slightly blushed now as well.

"If it was comfortable to wear then I would..."

"Want to borrow a pair of my boxers? I don't know if they'll fit a girl but at least their comfy for me and they would cover you up..."

Temari turned her head towards Naruto and smiled at him, "Thanks, If you don't mind I'll borrow them from you starting tomorrow as tomorrow night I'll be having a sleepover at Tenten's place...Nemar-kun will be there too!" Temari whispered and tried her best not to squeal.

"I see..." Naruto yawned, "I hope you two get to know eachother better and all...Now we both need our beauty sleep so good night, Temari..."

Naruto closed his eyes and dug his head more into his pillow and before he fell asleep he could hear Temari's reply, "Oyasumi..."

Naruto sleeped, and sleeped and then he dreamed about Anko but instead of him being forced to do perverted things with her he dreamt of how she enclosed him in a hug and started kissing him. That was until Anko started wanting more then just kisses and started to undress him.

Naruto's eyes shot wide open, heavily breathing in and out, "Damn her. I can't get a decent...Hm? Why is everything pitch black...? There should be at least some light coming trough the window..."

Naruto the also noted aside from the sudden and complete darkness, that his head was lying against something that felt softer then his pillow.

The sense of this 'thing' was somehow familiar to him, though at the moment he couldn't quite place it at the time. Whatever it was that his head was lying against started moving up and down slightly and he could feel the 'thing' go over his face.

For a moment Naruto thought he was still dreaming but then as he commanded his finger to move to see if he was or wasn't awake, his finger moved and Naruto knew he was awake. Sleepy but awake nonetheless. He then felt a hand trace down over his body and Naruto's first reaction was to stop the hand, wondering more or less what it was doing there.

Naruto reached out with his own hand as the hand traced down his body more and more. When the hand reached his stomach, Naruto's hand reach it and without much force grabbed onto it and the hand stopped moving for a few moments.

"It's soft...and warm...Whose hand is it...? It isn't mine..." Naruto sleepily thought as he still also tried to figure out why everything was dark.

The hand moved out of Naruto's and then rested upon the back of his hand, it's fingers tenderly caressing the back of Naruto's hand. At the soft yet tenderly strokes from the fingertops of the hand, Naruto slightly shivered out of pleasure so to say, it at least wasn't a bad shiver for him, and then he realised that he wasn't the only one who was sleeping in his bed and remembered who it was, "Temari..."

Realisation rushed trough Naruto's brain like Jiraiya would run away from an angry mob of women and he realised exactly where his head was and also that he was dead if Temari didn't realise that this wasn't his doing.

"Temari...are you awake?" Naruto whispered as Temari's fingers still ran over the back of his hand.

"No answer..." Naruto thought and crawled slightly up, now also noticing that there was an arm wrapped around his waist.

Naruto blinked with his eyes to let them adjust to the sudden small amount of light that entered his eyes when his head came above the sheets. Once they were focussed, he stared at the sleeping face of the kunoichi from Sunagakure that was only an inch or two away from his own and realising she was asleep but not sure how tightly, he tried to wake her, "Temari...Wake up...I don't want you to beat me dead in the morning..."

Temari's eyes shuddered for half a moment and then slightly went open and answering with a soft, even slightly cute, sleepy voice, "Naruto...? What is it...I was sleeping..."

As Naruto tried to figure out how to state that she, or perhaps he did it himself, made his head lie against her chest and that in her sleep she was caressing the back of his hand, Temari realised herself exactly where her arms and hands were, not to mention that Naruto's face was really close to her, "D-did you...?"

Naruto shook his head before whispering in reply, "When I suddenly woke up I found my head lying against your chest and felt your hand tracing down over my body...I don't know if I started lying so close to you in my sleep or you pulled me closer..."

Temari was awake enough to blush and then she replied, "I'm sorry, Naruto...I didn't mean to do something that you didn't want either..."

"I'm not angry...It's just that I didn't want you to find me like that in the morning and kill me for it..."

"...I see...You know you really are soft and warm..." Temari whispered blushing as she slightly moved one hand over his back.

Naruto blushed as well, "You...The same is true for you..."

"Mind if I hold you in my arms to get back to sleep...?" Temari asked sleepily as she stared straight into Naruto's eyes, which widened and he started blushing as well.

"Sorry for even asking someone who's not that close to me..." Temari whispered as she retracted her arm from Naruto's back but was stopped half way trough by Naruto.

"You're used to warmth right...And I don't mind the extra warmth as long as you don't kill me in the morning..." Naruto whispered blushing as he placed Temari's arm back and placed his own around her waist.

Temari pulled him closer, "Thanks...But don't get any funny ideas...I'm just using you as a teddy bear like I sometimes do with Gaara..."

Naruto would have cried out of laughter if he hadn't been so sleepy so instead he let out a small laugh, "Hehehe...I guess that's why you did it..."

"Hm...What are you talking about...?"

"You pulled me into a hug while sleeping because you are used to do it from time to time with Gaara..."

"I guess you're right...and...Naruto...you can lean your head against my chest...I trust you enough for that and that way I can also keep your warmth closer to me..."

Naruto figured that she really wanted the extra warmth for allowing him to do such a thing so he slightly moved closer towards her chest, to show that he was ok with that but still didn't really had any perverted ideas.

"It's fine I said..." Temari wrapped her other arm around Naruto now as well and pulled the now seriously blushing blonde closer to her.

Naruto gulped and figured he'd soon forget his position if he'd fall asleep again, "Temari...Thanks for trusting me...Your warmth and softness is really too nice to miss out on..."

"Like my breasts huh, kid..." Temari whispered as she started closing her eyes again.

"...There is no right answer to that, is there...?" Naruto said as he closed his eyes.

"Uhuh...If you plan on doing perverted things while I'm asleep, you're somewhat lucky now...You'll just have to use your teeth to pull the top of my gown down a bit...Not that I suggest you should...unless you plan on dying tomorrow morning..." Temari stroke trough Naruto's hair for a bit with her eyes still for about a quarter open.

Naruto softly coughed and tried to think more pure thoughts then the thought that was just inserted into his mind by the blonde girl.

"Echii..." The wind mistress whispered before blowing trough Naruto's hair, both as a warning as to show that she was just kidding.

"Trying to keep me from going to sleep or something...?" Naruto whispered as he opened one eye again.

"No...Night, teddy..." Temari said as she closed her eye and tightly wrapped her arms around Naruto.

"Don't get so mushy-mushy, Temari..." Naruto whispered and before he closed his eyes and let Temari's warmth take him back to la-la land. He could hear the wind mistress slightly laugh before letting out a deep sigh, her chest rubbing over his face before her breathing softened and the two of them fell back asleep.

Hours later, the red headed Kazekage stood towering above the two sleeping blondes, trying to figure out what to make out of them so to say. He decided he should wake up his sister and hear the story from her, "Temari, wake up..."

Not getting a response he let out a sigh, both out of annoyance that she wouldn't instantly wake up and also out of grattitude that he did know how to wake her up without being smashed in his face. He stretched his finger and poked Temari in her side as if to hit an 'wake up' button.

Temari's eyes spread wide open and she turned around to face Gaara and greeted him as she rubbed the sleep out of her eyes, "Ohayo, Gaara...Is breakfast ready?"

"Not before explaining what happened between you and Naruto last night..."

Temari slightly gasped, turned around to find the blonde shinobi still vast asleep and she blushed red in her face before replying to her brother, "No-Not a thing...I just hugged him like I would with y-..."

Temari was cut off by Gaara's hand covering her mouth, "I thought we agreed you should let no one know about that."

As Gaara removed his hand from Temari's mouth she replied, "He probably knows if he remembers what we were sleepily talking about last night...Besides what's wrong with a big sister cuddling her little brother to sleep and all?"

"Because I'm the Kazekage and it is as a matter of fact one of the things I'd rather not let the world know about our family...Like Kankurou's puppet fetishes..."

Temari giggled at what would happen to her brother if that ever came out to public, but she didn't really want to see him that embarrassed, "All right, I won't mention it again. I'll go take a shower...Will you make breakfast for us all then?"

"It's going to be Ramen anyway..." Gaara said as he walked towards the kitchen area.

"For some reason it seems like the perfect morning meal though..." Temari said smiling as she got out of bed, straightened her gown and grabbed her bag, heading for the bathroom in Naruto's appartment.

A couple of minutes later, Naruto's nostrills were prickled with the smell of Ramen in the morning. Raising up from his bed to the smell of Ramen, Naruto sniffed again before instinctively turning his head towards the kitchen table.

"Yo. Good morning, Blonde Teddy." Temari said as she noticed that Naruto was awake.

Naruto blushed and sheepisly grinned at Temari as he rubbed the back of his head. He then noticed Gaara was missing from the scene and he blinked at the sun's morning light that pierced trough the window, "Where's Gaara...?"

"Out training again. After warming up some Ramen cups while I was taking a shower and eating some himself, he instantly headed out..." Temari stated as she ate more of the ramen.

"I see...Then I'd better eat breakfast as well..." Naruto said as he got up from his bed and sleepily walked over towards the kitchen table where he saw four empy cups of ramen, one at where Gaara must've been seated and three near Temari.

"Huh...?" Naruto blinked and then plainly pointed and yelled, "No! Are those...!"

"Hm? What's wrong? Aren't you going to take some ramen? I suggest you take this one, it's really tasty..." Temari said as she held up the cup like she was advertising for it.

Naruto gasped for air and then pointed again at the cup of ramen that Temari was holding with a smile, "Those are the extra super duper special limited edition miso ramen cups I got for my birthday from Iruka-sensei!"

"Huh...? These?" Temari blinked at the cups of ramen, "Well they do taste better then the ones I had yesterday...How much did you get?"

"Four! And you can't get them anywhere any more!"

"Ehehehe..." Temari grinned sheepishly, "Well I guess you have one cup left then since I'm already halfway trough the third one..."

"My ramen..." Naruto cried waterfalls as he let his shoulders hang out of sadness.

"Here." Temari said as she held out some of the noodles between her chopsticks.

Naruto looked up at the noodles and instantly ate them giving him a short moment of bliss, "They really are extra super duper special!"

"I'm sorry Naruto. I didn't know they were special to you. Here, I'll feed the rest of this cup to you." Temari suggested, trying to make up for accidentally grabbing Naruto's special ramen.

Naruto huffed and sat down next to Temari, still mad at her for eating more then half of the ramen that tasted like none other, as she started feeding it to him.

"It really tastes good, doesn't it?" Temari asked as she fed more of the ramen to Naruto.

"Hmf...You should know...You ate more than two cups of it..." Naruto said grumpy as he quickly ate the ramen. Temari snapped at his remark, slamming the cup of ramen with chopsticks onto the table and stood up from her seat.

"I said I'm sorry! Let it go through that thick head of yours that I didn't know! I'm trying my best right now to make up for it, for I'm even fucking feeding it to you! You want to know what it tastes like to eat so much of that special type of ramen! Then I'll let you taste it!"

Naruto was roughly pulled up from his chair by the wind mistress and seeing the anger in Temari's eyes, he was kind of getting scared of what she might do to him. That feeling of being scared however vanished and turned into shock as Temari forced him to open his mouth and she kissed him all of a sudden, her tongue exploring his mouth freely.

After breaking the kiss Temari still looked angry towards him, "There, now you got the taste of that fucking stupid ramen in your mouth!"

She stomped off, heading towards the door and picking her fan that was leaning against wall up along the way.

As Naruto stood there awestruck, he heard the frontdoor slam shut as he just stood there with shaking hands, which reached out and touched his lips and he looked at his shaking fingers with disbelief. He then let his arms drop in defeat, sat back down in his seat and for a moment stared with saddened eyes at the still hot cup of miso ramen.

Naruto reached out for it and started eating it, "...It doesn't taste the same..."

Less than half an hour later, Naruto was in his favourite training forest with his bag ready for tonight's sleepover and carrying enough money to buy more than a decent meal for the afternoon and evening at Ichiraku's. He really didn't feel like going back home right now and face Temari. He felt guilty for acting like an ass towards her when she was trying her best to apologize and cheer him up.

So instead, he tried to focus his thoughts on training and knew that he had to use the demon within him, the Kyuubi no Kitsune, if he didn't want to use up all his normal chakra for this training. He closed his eyes and focussed on the Kyuubi's chakra, a red glow of chakra soon covering him and lending him power and extra chakra.

Naruto placed his hand on the trunk of a tree and focussed, a small seal appearing on it's surface as he removed his hand. He ran away from the tree, quickly formed two handseals as he closed his eyes and focussed his chakra, "Shunshin no jutsu!"

When Naruto reopened his eyes we found himself standing on a tree branch and looking over the entire city of Konoha. He was standing on top of the Hokage statues, "DAMN IT! THAT STUPID FOX CHAKRA IS TOO MUCH!"

Naruto continued training the entire day, only taking a break for lunch and eventually dinner, but dinner meant that his training for today was over and he was somewhat satisfied with the results as he managed to at least stay near the forest instead of ending up way off his target.

After dinner at Ichiraku's, Naruto quickly headed towards Tenten's place as he was almost sure that it was time to go there.

Two blocks or so away from Tenten's appartment, Naruto stopped in an alley to use his henge no jutsu and then headed out into the open street, casually walking around as Nemar and heading towards Tenten's appartment. As he walked in the hallway that led to Tenten's appartment, he noticed that Sakura was waiting in front of Tenten's door, "Yo, Sakura. Isn't Tenten home?"

"Good evening, Nemar-kun." Sakura said and slightly bowed, "I think Tenten is out getting groceries or training. Either way she isn't answering the door so I guess she really is away."

"Ah, I see." Naruto said and leaned against the wall, "Then I guess for now it's just the two of us..."

Sakura smiled as she looked away and a blushingly thought, "He's such a handsome guy...and he appears to be very kind yet strong. Maybe I should try seducing him a bit before anyone else comes..."

As if on cue, Hinata came running around the corner and stopped in front of the two, panting rather heavily, "S-sorry. Father wanted me to teach Hanabi something s-so..."

"Calm down Hinata, Tenten isn't even home yet." Naruto said smiling widely at the Hyuuga girl.

"I-I see...Then...I guess she's still o-out training with N-Neji-niisan..."

"Even so, I expected her to be at least home by the time we got here." Sakura stated as she looked down the hallway to see if more people were coming.

A few moments later both Ino and Temari came walking down the hallway and Naruto first took notice of Temari, who looked somewhat depressed and then he turned to Ino, who was holding a bouquet of flowers.

"Yo, Nemar-kun! Here, these flowers are a gift from me to you." Ino said smiling and a slight blush on her face as she held the flowers out to Naruto.

"Ino, Thank you but we're staying over at Tenten's place...I don't know if she can place them somewhere before I can take them back to my home..." Naruto said as he accepted the flowers.

"Ah, Don't worry about it. If she can't put them in a vase we'll just temporarily place them in the sink or something. More importantly...do you like them?"

Naruto inhaled the scent of the flowers and smiled, "They smell good and look pretty too. Just like the person who gave them to me."

Ino blushed and just stared silently into his eyes even after he turned his eyes away from her. Temari was still looking somewhat depressed and Naruto figured that he was the most likely cause of that depression, "Temari...Do you feel all right...?"

"Hm? Oh yeah, Nemar-kun. Nothing to worry about. I'm energetically really!" Temari smiled at Naruto, but for some reason he knew that she was only pretending.

"I see..." Naruto said, his eyes saddening for a moment before he turned on a happy face as well, "Then show me your energy by giving me a big hug!"

Temari stared surprised at Naruto and let out a sigh before shaking her head with an honest smile on her face, "Geez, now you sound like those two weirdo's in green."

Naruto snickered until he was suddenly surprised by a hug from Ino, "I'm energetic enough to hug my Nemar-kun."

"Ehehehe...Ino..." Naruto said smiling at the blonde, "She didn't understand that I was trying to cheer Temari up a bit."

"...Sorry for the wait..." A tired, or more like exhausted, Tenten said, turning all the heads in front of her appartment to her.

"Tenten? What happened to you?" Sakura and Naruto asked at the same time as they saw that Tenten was rather beat for real.

"Neji's training...That's what..." Tenten said as she slowly reached into her pockets to grab her keys.

"Neji-niisan's training?...I didn't know he was so rough on you..." Hinata said, looking rather shocked that Tenten was cut in various places.

"Yeah, today he did...I guess he was grumpy or something using his Kaiten to even reflect my weapons back at me instead of deflecting or avoiding them...Geez..."

"Don't worry Tenten, I'll heal all your wounds in a minute." Sakura said as Tenten opened the door.

Tenten sighed, "Thank you Sakura, you're the best. I'll just need a moment to catch my breath as well, I guess. Please make yourselves at home while Sakura fixes my wounds."

Naruto gave a good look at Tenten's home and it reminded him a lot of his own appartment.

The first room you entered was the living-bedroom, with a large two-persons bed being the first thing to see when entering the room.
Next to the bed there was a mirror as tall as he was and in front of the bed there was a lot of free space before finally having two couches, one across the tv and another adjacent to the first couch.

Tenten opened the door to the bathroom, which was around the corner when entering the living room, and Sakura followed her inside to examine Tenten's wounds and heal them. Naruto noticed two other doors in the appartment, one on the left side of the bed and another one on the right corner when entering the room.

As he walked in further and settled down on the couch, Naruto noticed that Tenten had an open kitchen like he did only that hers was bigger and slightly covered by the room next to it, so people wouldn't instantly see the kitchen when entering.

Naruto really envied Tenten for having such a big place all for herself, but when he considered that thought again, he figured that it could also get quite lonely if you're all alone in it. He knew that feeling, it was one of the main reasons why he only ate and slept there and spend the rest of his time out in Konoha, training or just walking around and of course eating at Ichiraku's.

A minute or two later, Sakura and Tenten walked out of the bathroom with Tenten all refreshed and restored, or at least she looked that way.

"I hope all of you brought your sleeping bags. Because we're going to have an all out fun night!" Tenten said and cheerfully threw her fist up in the air.

"Yup she's energetic as well so I guess she's as good as new." Naruto thought smiling.

Tenten looked around at everyone present in the room, who just stared at her like she had gone nuts. Naruto decided to help Tenten out a bit and also to have the girls act more energetic, "Yeah! Go Tenten! Party! Party! Party!"

This time everyone stared at Naruto, "Oh come on. How else are you going to describe this?"

Tenten put her hands in her side and sighed, "I guess we'll first decide who's going to sleep where. Then we can try again to be more energetic. You know then we'll put on some music or something and I'll get the snacks and drinks I've bought."

Naruto looked around the room, got up from his seat at the couch and opened his bag once he reached the end of the bed in the room. He took out his sleeping bag out, placed it on the ground, lay down on it and before he could say that he'd take that spot Sakura sat down on his right and Ino on his left and together they let out, "I'll take this spot."

Naruto looked at both girls, saw them smiling innocently at him yet the atmosphere told him differently, "What the hell are those two thinking...I feel like I'm going to end up dead in the morning..."

Temari sighed and placed her own sleeping bag in front of Naruto, "Then I'll guess I'll take this spot."

"I-I'll take this spot here then..." Hinata shly placed her bag below Sakura.

Tenten dropped herself onto her bed, with her head at the feet's ending and crawled over the edge to hang above Naruto's head, "You know Nemar-kun, this bed is big enough for at least two people...Wouldn't you rather prefer to sleep in it then on the ground...?"

"It's all right, I can sleep on the floor." Naruto replied smiling at Tenten.

"So you'd rather prefer to sleep on the ground then next to me...?" Tenten asked smiling.

"Hey! That's unfair Tenten! Just because he's at your home, doesn't mean you can share a bed with him!" Sakura protested as Naruto just flushed red.

Naruto's blush increased even more as Ino suddenly pressed her body onto his and was only an inch away from his face, "Nemar-kun...If I get cold tonight I can crawl into your sleeping bag, right?"

Temari pushed Ino of Naruto's body and lay half over his right now, "You won't get a chance for something like that without having to go through me blondie!"

Naruto blushed as the girls were at the brink of fighting over who got to sleep with him but luckily his brain got an idea as he laid his eyes upon the innocent Hyuuga heiress, whose eyes shifted from girl to girl, "If you are going to fight eachother over who gets to sleep with me, I'll just go and sleep with Hinata."

"Eh...!" All the girls, including a red faced Hinata, simultanously replied and then silently stared at Naruto who slightly rose up from his position.

"You heard me right...We'll see what happens, it's still early. But if at any point you all are going to fight with me I'll just go and crawl up in Hinata's sleeping bag."

Temari let go off Ino and dusted her off as Sakura and Tenten settled down as well.

"All right then, how about we all go sit in a circle then and start the night off with some truth or dare? We can get to know Nemar-kun better and he can get to know us better as well. Plus, Dares are always fun to see..." Tenten said as she jumped of her bed and landed in front of Naruto.

"Hm...That isn't a bad idea..." Naruto said as he rubbed his chin, "Wait...Dares are something you MUST do right...Uh-oh, that's bad. Really, really bad..."

"But there are going to be a few rules..." Naruto said as he crossed his arms and looked at all of the girls.

"I guessed you'd say that. But that's obvious isn't it...? It would be unfair if there were no rules. I say Nemar-kun may decide on the rules." Tenten said as she cheerfully sat down on the ground throwing a smile towards Naruto.

"I don't mind that." Temari said as she sat down next to Tenten.

The other girls nodded and sat down in their little circle as well and Naruto let his eyes wander over them, "Temari...Tenten...Hinata...Sakura-chan...Ino...They're all very different in personality but if they could ask anything for a dare, I'll be in some deep crap...Hm...I guess telling the truth won't hurt me...Unless they ask me like 'Do you have a secret identity' or something like that...All right only rules for dares..."

"All right, when a person says Truth, you may ask anything you like and that person has to answer." Naruto nodded once in agreement with himself, "When a person says Dare, you may ask anything BUT you can not dare a person to sleep with you, date you or something that would mean that person couldn't do with those other persons at the same time. In other words, you girls can't ask me as a dare to sleep in the same bed with you or to date you. Other than that I guess you can ask anything, but a person may decline a dare when it involves taking clothes off in front of all. That's all I guess..."

Naruto saw Ino pout at the rules for the dares, as she obviously was thinking of asking any of those things.

"One last rule is that you can't ask the same person who asked you a question." Naruto said after thinking it over, else he'd have a hard time thinking up questions or dares as all the girls would most likely continuesly ask him.

"Then... who shall begin?" Naruto asked and looked around the group and all of them, except Hinata, pointed at him and together said with a big wide smile, "Nemar-kun!"

"Somehow... I just knew it..." Naruto let out a sigh before thinking of who he should ask first and then he figured it didn't really matter who got the first question, "Tenten, Truth or Dare?"

"Truth." Tenten said with a smile and awaited her question.

Naruto pondered for a moment, since this was his first time to play the game, though he knew how it went, he tried to sound not too lame, "Ehm...What's your favourite weapon of choice?"

Tenten blinked, Naruto figured that she was probably expecting a different question than that one and the she smiled, "I like the kunai the most I guess."

Naruto nodded, "All right."

"All right...Now it's my turn... Temari, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare me." Temari replied with a smirk at Tenten, who cursed but then suddenly smirked at Temari as well.

"I dare you to wear my old waitress uniform and serve us as one during the rest of the game." Tenten said smirking widely.

Temari's eyes went wide of shock and surprise, before she cocked an eyebrow questioningly at Tenten, "You actually have a waitress uniform...?"

"Yup, From my old part time job. Come on I'll show you, so you can get changed into it and start serving us drinks."

Tenten got up from her seat and so did Temari and followed the brunette into a different room.

"This is it!" Temari asked rather loudly from the other room after a minute or two.

"Yup, you've got to wear that."

"How the heck did you get your breasts to fit into this thing and be comfortable!"

"I binded them."

"Even if I binded mine they wouldn't be small enough for this thing!"

"That's because it's made for a fourteen year old." Tenten giggled and Temari growled in reply.

Tenten walked back out into the living room giggling and took a presenter's pose, "I'd like to present to you Temari of the Sand, the cute waitress and our servant for the course of the game!"

Temari growled somemore and stepped out of the room, blushing out of embarrassment as the uniform was way too tight and short for the kunoichi to be considered comfortable. Sakura and Ino cracked up when they saw Temari and fell to the ground, clutching onto their stomach from laughter.

"Well then, I'd like some diet coke please..." Tenten said trying not to laugh at Temari as well.

"Yeah me too." Sakura said between laughing and Ino did the same after Sakura, "Make that three diet coke then..."

Hinata shyly raised her hand, "M-me too, please..."

Temari sighed and regretted her choice to be daring enough to pick dare as the first person, before turning towards Naruto and looked at him, "Does Nemar-kun want something as well?"

"Yeah...but..." Naruto rubbed the back of his head and grinned at her, "I'll go get it myself."

Naruto got up and walked to the kitchen with Temari, giving a quick glance at her outfit, "Damn...I bet Ero-Sennin wants to be in my shoes right now...Even though Temari doesn't like it that thing pretty much exposes all her curves..."

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Not too far away, in the same Konohagakure, a certain white-haired sannin sneezed, "Ah damn...Those hot babes are talking about me again..."

Tsunade gave Jiraiya a death glare, "What did you just say...?"

"Er...ehm...My fans are probably talking about how great my latest novel is!" Jiraiya said and coughed.

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Naruto helped Temari fill the glasses and smiled politely at her. She was still blushing red but she at least managed to force a smile back at him. Figuring that Temari might need some cheering up about the fact that she pretty much been embarrassed a lot just then he whispered to her, "Hey...Want me to ehm...perhaps...flirt with you a bit in the presence of the other girls...That should teach them not too laugh at you for being brave enough to go trough with a dare..."

Temari stared at Naruto with wide eyes and then smiled, "Hmph...That would make me feel bad if you choose dare when I'm going to ask you truth or dare in a minute..."

She walked back into the living room in one fluid motion, her hair momentarily brushing just past Naruto's face and those words were stuck in his mind, "Ask me when I choose Dare, huh...?"

Curious about what that question would be Naruto walked back into the living room carrying two glasses, one for him and one for Temari. He sat back down in his previous position and handed Temari her glass, who smiled at him before saying, "Thank you."

Temari took a zip of her diet coke and turned towards Naruto, "Nemar-kun, Truth or Dare..."

Eager to find out what she had planned and hoped that it wasn't something as horrible as Tenten just pulled on her, Naruto answered, "...Dare."

Temari smirked and shook her head, before looking with a devious look in her eyes towards Naruto, "I dare you to choose Dare for the remainder of the game..."

Naruto's mouth dropped open and realised only one thing at the current point in time, Temari had just signed his death sentence. All the other girls looked at the devious Temari and grew all aside from Hinata grew wicked smiles on their faces, Sakura being the first to reply, "That's the best, Temari. Even I wouldn't think of such a thing."

"I didn't finish my sentence yet." Temari tilted her head towards Sakura and looked at her from the corner of her eyes.

"There's more! That's like giving a dead man an extra kick in the nuts!" Naruto wasn't all too sure if he was going to like what Temari had to say, but as Temari looked at him and smiled, he felt slightly more at ease.

"Unless he gives that girl a kiss." Temari said smiling and Naruto let out a sigh of relief.

"Damn it, I thought you were going to do something worse...You had me scared there for a moment."

"No, If I'm going to have fun with you, I'm not going to let the others have fun with you just as much." Temari winked at Naruto who shook his head.

"Then the next person is...Sakura, Truth or Dare?"

Sakura chose for truth and Naruto pondered for a moment and then figured it was only appropriate to ask the following question, "Who is the most important person to you right now...?"

"I'd say my friends but if I had to chose one I'd had to chose between...Ino and Naruto, both my closest friends, but who knows you might take up that spot soon." Sakura said and replied with a wink and a smile at Naruto.

"Awww, thanks forehead girl."

"You're welcome, piggie."

"I see...interesting..." Naruto said and rubbed his chin in thought, "I never knew that Sakura-chan actually cared about me that much...Sure we're friends but I thought that even though I changed a bit she still hated my guts to a certain degree or something...I'll have to go and ask Ero-sennin what's up with that stuff since he has the same with Tsunade-obachan..."

"Then Temari, Truth or Dare?" Sakura asked the blonde from Suna.

"Me again? Geez...Truth, I don't want to be even more embarrassed by you guys...Next thing you'll know Tenten will get a bunny suit out of her closet or something..."

"Hey! I actually do have a bunny suit in my closet!" Tenten came to realisation and they just stared at her, "Halloween, Halloween...I wasn't some mascot for a part-time job, you know..."

"All right...Temari..." Sakura smirked at the blonde as she figured this would be the point where it started to most likely get messy, "What's the most embarrassing thing you ever did to a guy...?"

Temari hugged her knees and rested her head on them, her eyes softening somewhat, "P-Probably, The most embarrassing thing that I did to a guy was get angry at him, yell at him and then started making out with him...Haven't spoken to him since then, though he's a pretty nice guy..."

"She's talking about me...Damn it..." Naruto's eyes softened and silently clutched his fists.

"Ohh, I didn't expect such a thing from you...But I must say that must've been kind of embarrassing if you just suddenly kissed him." Ino replied and Temari threw a glare towards her.

"Nemar-kun, since I got a second round already, so should you...Truth or Dare?" Temari asked Naruto and from the look in her eyes she wanted him to just say dare, but seeing her mood he hoped she asked him a certain question so he could get the burden off his chest.

"Come get your kiss then Temari..." Naruto said as he leaned back against the back.

Temari and all the other girls looked surprised, but Temari didn't wait much longer as she crawled over towards Naruto and raised her face up towards his as the girls around then looked in tension, awaiting the first kiss of the evening.

"Sorry Temari, but you didn't specifically say where I needed to kiss the girl if I wanted to choose Truth..." Naruto thought as he turned her cheek towards his mouth and gave her a soft kiss.

Temari blinked at Naruto and then sighed, "Damn it, should've been more precise about that kiss thing, ne?"

"Ehehehehe." Naruto grinned and laughed for a moment before sighing and turning serious again, "Ask me what you want to ask."

Temari crawled back to her location, pulling her knees up when she arrived there and rested her head and arms on them, "What's the stupidest, dumbest thing you've ever done?"

Naruto closed his eyes and let a deep breath out before opening his eyes again, "I expected a different question, but still this will do..."

"The dumbest thing I've ever done...It's something I really regret...I was a total asshole to a girl, no, a lady that just tried to be nice to me...I think I really hurt her feelings and...I'd do almost anything to turn back that small instant where I acted like a total moron...I never want to hurt a woman like that again...It hurts too much too see her sadness, you see..."

The girls silently stared at Naruto and he noticed that Temari lifted her head up from her arms and just stared in pure amazement, unlike the others who stared at how gentle 'Nemar-kun' was.

"You..." Temari whispered as she still stared with big eyes at Naruto.

"But you know, Right now I don't have to worry about such a thing, hm?" Naruto flashed a smile at the girls to show that he wasn't sad. He really wasn't sad, he was rather relieved that he got to say that.

"Then let's see...Ino, Truth or Dare?" Naruto asked as he turned his head towards Ino, both to avoid Temari's eyes and just to face Ino's.

"Hm...Dare me." Ino said with a smirk.

"A Dare huh..." Naruto said and closed his eyes again, "What kind of Dare would be entertaining yet not totally embarrassing..."

"I dare you to...unbind all the girls that are binding their chests." Naruto said and the girls turned red in their face and gasped.

"WHAT?! I THOUGHT THAT YOU WEREN'T A PERVERT BUT WHAT THE-!" Ino yelled at Naruto who covered his ears.

"Geez, It just seemed quite annoying for girls to actually do that just so it won't get in the way when fighting. But when you think about it there are more shinobi then kunoichi...And if even one praised as one of the Sannin, Jiraiya-sama, is able to be distracted by a woman's look during battle at times then why wouldn't the rest be distracted either, hm?"

"WHY YOU...!" Ino yelled pissed off and then realised there was some sense to that, "You actually have a point in that..."

"That might be true for most average opponents but when taking someone on at a way higher level, it won't work. We all know Jiraiya-sama is a pervert but I doubt someone like that Orochimaru would be distracted by some female body part." Sakura stated matter of factly.

"Does it matter? Think of it as a way to train your agility and all. Trust me I've seen enough stuff during my time with Jiraiya-sama to know that women who are able to be fully nimble and agile at anytime, chest binded or not, are stronger than those who are less nimble." Naruto replied, "It isn't a lie either...I've seen a certain big breasted woman take down Ero-sennin with both agility and strength and Tsunade-obachan is like the queen of big chests..."

"Hmph...anyway, I'll do the dare...Any girl who has her breasts bound by wrappings please stand up." Ino said and all the remaining girls aside from Temari stood up.

"Everything I've got is unbound and right now tightly packed in this waitress uniform..." Temari said as the girls gave her questioning looks.

"Is that true?" Sakura asked Tenten, who turned red in her face.

"H-how should I know! It's not like I watched her change into that!" Tenten replied blushing furiously.

"Hai, Hai...Let's just go and untie our breasts then huh?" Ino said and walked along with all the other girls into Tenten's bathroom.

As the bathroom door closed, Temari crawled over towards Naruto, "I didn't expect to have some time with you alone so soon..."

Naruto blinked at Temari, who sat down on his lap and threw her arms around his neck before he could even reply but she paused with any further actions so he could talk, "Did you just lie to be alone with me then?"

"No. It's really all in this uncomfortable waitress uniform...But it's unbound as it always is...Why? You want to feel them, Nemar-kun?"

Naruto turned red in his face and averted her gaze, "N-no..."

Temari leaned towards his ear and whispered, "Liar..."

A shiver ran down Naruto's spine when she whispered that in his ear and he turned back to look at her, "N-no really...I don't want to..."

Temari smiled widely at Naruto, "Hihi, Was just testing you, Nemar-kun. Don't think H thoughts about me just yet...But I do want that kiss for letting you choose truth...you knew I meant a kiss on my lips..."

As Temari's lips reached out for his, Naruto's heart beat faster with every passing milisecond. Just before Temari's lips and his locked together, he turned his cheek towards her and she ended up kissing it instead, "Please Temari...It's still too early..."

Temari let out a deep sigh and rested her head against his chest, "Mou, You really are a good guy, huh? But don't keep me waiting too long..." Temari formed a smile on her face as she looked up to the blushing Naruto, "My heart is racing just as fast as yours right now..."

As if on cue, the bathroom door opened up again and Ino walked out, instantly pointing towards Temari,who was lying against Naruto, with one hand while holding her other hand in front of her chest, "What the hell do you think you are doing!"

"Just taking advantage of the situation to cuddle a bit with Nermar-kun, blondie...That's all..." Temari replied smirking before she got up from Naruto and walked towards Ino, "Now show me what those bindings of yours kept hidden, hm?"

Temari pulled Ino's arm away from her chest and tilted her head as if to take in how much the difference was, "My, my...I never knew you kept that big amount hidden with bindings blondie..."

Ino snorted at Temari's reaction and walked past her, "Well? What do you think Nemar-kun?"

Naruto got up from his location and blushed brightly as he looked at the other blonde's chest, "Wow...Is that what bindings were holding back?"

"Well...If I was my sensei my reaction would be something like..." Naruto said and held his hands up like he held two huge fruits in them, made his eyes really wide, hung his mouth open and let drool escape from the corner of his mouth, "Why did you keep such matured fruits hidden! You pass the sennin test!"

Naruto turned back to his normal self, "...Or something like that. But, me being me I'll have to be honest and not a pervert like him so I would say... They outline your figure better and makes you look more seductive then normal, so why did you bind them?"

"Like I said, they get in the way when fighting...but, do you realy mean that it makes me look more...seductive?" Ino asked as she placed a hand on the back of her head, tilting her hair up, sticking her chest out and her rear end as well.

"Y-yeah..." Naruto said with a blush on his face and looked away from Ino, "No need to try and show it off though...It's not like I didn't notice...Damnit..."

Ino giggled for a moment and then turned around towards the door, "Come on, I went out first now you girls should come out too. Or did you plan on letting the blondies have Nemar-kun all to their selves for the night?"

"Ofcourse not! Geez, who would let you do such a thing..." Sakura as she stepped out of the bathroom behind Ino.

Naruto looked from the corner of his eyes as Sakura wasn't really presenting them like Ino did, "I guess they're about the same size as Ino's...They're not that different."

"All right, all right. Move on Sakura, Hinata and I can't get out of the bathroom with you blocking it..." Tenten pushed Sakura forward to get out of the way and once again be in the living room.

After seeing the difference it made when he saw Ino and Sakura, Naruto figured that it would be the same for the Tenten but his eyes, along with those of Temari went wide as the two of them saw the sudden increase in Tenten's bust.

Temari was the first to reply as Naruto was pretty much too shocked that Tenten could've hidden that much, "How the hell did you bind so much! You went from nearly flatchested to about my size!"

"It's a secret I've learned from Kurenai-sensei...You should see her breasts when she doesn't bind them, they rival Tsunade-sama's from what I saw..." Tenten said as she put her fists in her sides.

"Doesn't it hurt to bind them then?" Temari asked, still somewhat shocked by Tenten's 'sudden measurements'.

"Not with the method Kurenai-sensei uses."

Hinata shyly walked away from behind Tenten and Naruto already seen her unbound when she was in her bikini, but he could still notice that her chest had slightly increased compared to before taking the bindings off.

"Well? Happy now Nemar-kun?" Ino asked as she sat back down on her place.

"It's not really a matter of being 'happy' or not...Isn't it troublesome to like do that every morning?" Naruto asked as he and the others sat back down as well.

"It is. But it's not like we do it every morning. At least I don't. I have a bra with me now as well to put on tomorrow morning. I just bind them for when I go out on a mission or train." Sakura clarified.

"Ah I see..." Naruto nodded and then turned towards Ino, "Then Ino, choose the next person."

Ino smiled at him and turned around, "Hinata, Truth or Dare."

"Eh...ehm..." Hinata blushingly looked around the group, "What should I do...If I say Dare Ino might make me do something that's really embarrassing and if I say Truth she'll probably ask something really embarrassing...What should I do...?"

"T-Truth..." Hinata finally replied and Ino smiled at her, "What guy does Hinata like?"

"E-Eh...!" Hinata blushed crimson as she stared at Ino, who threw her a wide smile, "Come on, Hinata! We all want to know..."

"I wonder...Will she say that she likes me? Lying isn't something I expect from Hinata, but then again she's really shy..." Naruto thought as he waited patiently for Hinata to answer.

Hinata gulped, "W-well...y-you all know him..a-and h-he's cool in his own way and very k-kind...st-strong as well..."

"Who is it? It's Kiba isn't it!" Sakura replied as she stared with her big eyes at Hinata.

"N-no! I-It isn't K-Kiba-kun..."

"Then? Do you like that Shino guy? He's kind of cool and strong, but I don't know if he's kind...He doesn't talk that much to me at all..." Ino put a finger to her chin and thought about it for a few seconds.

"It i-is-isn't S-shino-kun e-either!" Hinata blushed crimson and started regretting picking 'Truth' even more.

"Then...Could it be that you like Neji?" Tenten asked as she tilted her head at Hinata.

"N-Neji-niisan...? H-how could I..." Hinata said blinking at Tenten until Temari whacked Tenten around her head, "They're blood related, what the heck are you thinking? They don't love eachother more then just family."

"That hurt, Temari! And it could be that she has a oniisan complex or something and Neji can be kind at times, so why not...?"

"C-can I now ask a some Truth or Dare...?" Hinata shyly asked and looked towards Ino, who sighed in defeat, "All right... Only because you're such a shy girl and that you gave us at least a somewhat decent description of the guy."

"T-then...Sakura-san, Truth or Dare."

"Truth." Sakura said without even giving a second thought.

"D-does...Sakura like Naruto-kun as mo-more than just a...a friend?"

Naruto raised his head and stared towards Sakura, who blushed at hearing the unexpected question from the Hyuuga heiress.

"N-no...At least I don't think so...He has grown up a lot after his training with Jiraiya-sama, b-but..." Sakura formed a smile and looked towards Naruto, "I like Nemar-kun."

Naruto smiled back at her, "We're the same person, Sakura-chan. The only difference is my looks right now. Wait...Did I just say we when refferring to myself! What the hell...I'm me, Nemar is me, Naruto is me...Damn that sounds weird..."

"So, Nemar-kun, Truth or Dare." Sakura asked him and Naruto smiled, he was getting bored by all these questions and figured Sakura wouldn't make him do anything perverted, "Dare..."

Naruto's confidence in Sakura was shattered in an instant as she formed a devious smile of having a nice little dare for him, "I dare you to wear a blindfold, then each one of us girls will kiss you and you must guess who it is. If you guess wrong, we get another kiss until you get it right."

"Oh! Nice one, my forehead girl!" Ino said, excited to get kisses from Naruto or rather Nemar.

"Ehehehe...Sure. But ehm...with what do I blindfold myself?" Naruto asked as he got up.

"Hold up, I'll get you something..." Tenten said as she got up and took her hitai-ate off, "We can blindfold you with this."

Tenten handed her hitai-ate to Naruto, who covered his eyes with it, "You know it's kind of weird to have the metal in front of your eyes instead of on your forehead...hehehe."

Tenten and Temari guided Naruto onto Tenten's bed and made him sit down on it before they decided who should go first. Naruto could make out distinctive signs of hand signals and then he felt someone sit down in front of him.

The girl ran her hands over his face, a blush appeared on it as she did and then Naruto could feel the girl rest her elbows on his shoulders. He could feel her face approaching his and soon her soft lips connected with his and as they retracted Naruto thought deeply as he still blushed, "Damn...This is pretty hard to figure out...Most likely they would let Hinata go as last so it isn't her..."

"Hmm...I guess, it's Tenten."

"No, I'm not it." Tenten replied.

Before Naruto could say something again, the girl kissed him again and softly bit his lip and as they broke the kiss again Naruto thought he figured it out, "Ino?"

"No...It's not me either..."

The girl kissed him again, this time she tenderly licked his lips with her tongue, asking for entrance and Naruto subconciously complied as he turned brighter red and wrapped his arms around the girl's waist, "I know already who it is now..."

"Temari." Naruto said once they broke the kiss.

"Hai, correct." Temari said cheerful and stole another kiss from Naruto, "You're quite a good kisser, Nemar-kun..."

Naruto sheepishly smiled with a blush on his face as Temari got off the bed and let the next girl go on the bed. She crawled closer to him, wrapped one around him and with the other she opened his mouth and let her tongue slip in right from the start.

He could feel some hair locks brush against his cheek and soon after they broke their kiss, "Ino? I'm almost sure."

"Guess again."

His lips connected with that of the girl in front of him once again and after another kiss Naruto tried again, "Ehm...Sakura?"

"Damnit, you got it right." Sakura said as she got off the bed and Naruto blushed, "Damn...Sakura-chan kisses like that...Who would've thought..."

The next girl tightly wrapped her arms around the crimson faced Naruto and then kissed him Naruto tenderly on his lips. Figuring that Ino would most likely kiss him more passionately on the first time then that he went with his other choice, "Tenten."

"Eh! Mou, Got it right on the first try..." Tenten said then stole another kiss, pure for the reason that she only got one kiss.

Naruto grinned widely, until he was suddenly jumped by the next girl and passionately kissed by her.

"And Ino..." Naruto said with a grin, though he was still flushed red from all the kisses he just received.

"I knew my Nemar-kun would figure it out." Ino said and kissed him again.

"Well I guess we're done with the dare then." Sakura said as she pulled Ino off Naruto's body.

"What about Hinata?" Naruto spoke his thoughts out loud in confusement.

"You already knew it would be her so that's no fun..." Sakura stated and Naruto slightly frowned as he took the blindfold off and found a crimson red Hinata shyly looking at him, "I guess...Hinata is too shy to kiss someone she doesn't really like...I guess I'll eventually kiss her as just me...but I really wanted to find out what her kiss is like..."

"Well, who's next Nemar-kun?" Ino asked after being sat down on the ground by Sakura.

Naruto took his blindfold off and handed Tenten her hitai-ate back, "Ehm...I'll go for Temari, Truth or Dare."

"Hm...Truth." Temari said after giving it some thought.

"What's the number one thing you like doing with a guy?"

Temari slightly blushed red and then answered, "Either lean against his chest or hold him against mine. But I do that only when I like him enough."

Naruto's face slightly rose up, "...Only when I like him enough, huh...?"

Ino giggled a bit at Temari's answer and Temari threw her a glare, "Ino, Truth or Dare."

Ino smirked, she knew Temari was planning on some dare for her so she decided, "I pick Truth."

Temari smirked back at her, something that made Ino unsure if she should've picked Dare instead, "Tell us Ino...What's the size of your breasts anyway?"

Naruto blushed a bit more, "All right, this suddenly turned into something 'interesting'...I sense a sudden increase in bloodlust..."

Ino blushed, gave Temari a glare and looked shyly towards Naruto before averting her eyes again and she opened her mouth.

"You know if we're going to have this kind of topic let's just quit the game and all just tell." Tenten suggested before Ino spilled it.

"Eh! There's no way I'll just let you all know that!" Sakura snapped.

"What? Afraid Nemar-kun won't like them, Sakura? He's already blushing a lot so why not tease him a bit more?" Tenten smirked at Sakura, who looked at Naruto for a second and then smirked at Tenten, "I see...Yeah, why not..."

"EH! Tease they say...? Why do I have the feeling that they somehow just got Anko's brain inserted into them!" Naruto gasped for air for a moment.

"Fine with me. I don't mind telling my size if it means getting out this damned waitress suit..." Temari stated and got up to change back into her normal clothes again.

"Thanks, you guys..." Ino let out tears of joy from being saved of being the only one to reveal her size.

"Please excuse me for a moment..." Naruto said as he stood up walked into the bathroom, locking the door behind him.

He deeply breathed in and out and cooled his face down with some water, "Geez, I don't think I'm going to survive this night...Then again what do sizes say? I can already see who got bigger ones then who...Well at least I'll get to know some personal stuff about them if we keep talking like that...But damn I also get to see their 'dark' sides...Sakura-chan whacked me around the head when I told Konohamaru I invented a new perverted ninjutsu when I came back to Konoha...and now it seems she's just all to eager to do H stuff and whatnot..."

Naruto sighed and looked at his reflection in the mirror in front of him, "I wonder what will happen tonight..."

He walked back into the living room and found all the girls sitting in a perfect circle with just an open spot for him between Temari and Sakura. Naruto sat down and looked around at the group, all the girls were smiling at him aside from Hinata who was looking kind of worried.

"I shall start this thing off then I guess..." Temari said and instantly continued, "C85."

Tenten instantly said her size after Temari had said hers, "C80."

Hinata blushed, fidgetted uncomfortably on her spot and looked towards the ground as she softly whispered, "D..." and then something Naruto couldn't hear.

"Wow Hinata! No wonder you wear those wide clothes all the time! You'd die blushing if you were anything else, all those perverts would stare at you!" Ino said surprised, "...B75 by the way..."

"B85..." Sakura said slightly blushing.

Naruto let it all sink in, not that he understood how the sizes worked but he at least knew who had the smallest and who the biggest, not that it matterd much to him.

"What about you Nemar-kun?" Ino asked blushing and leered at Naruto.

Naruto blinked in confusement at her, "I don't wear bra's nor do I have breasts as far as I remember..."

Ino bursted out into laughter and then explained, "No, no...I know that...I was talking about how big your d-!"

She got whacked around her head by Sakura, "Ino! If you're going to ask a question like that at least ask it properly!"

"All right, all right...Nemar-kun what's the size of your p-?"

"Wrong again!"

"Ah! Sakura, your punches hurt you know!"

The other girls and Naruto slightly laughed at the display of the two friends before they both rubbed their heads and smiled at eachother.

"What Ino is trying to ask you, Nemar-kun, is that she wants to know how big your manhood is..." Sakura said blushing as she stuck her tongue out at Naruto.

"My manhood? Er...Last time I checked I'm quite manly so..." Naruto replied grinning to the girls.

"Eh..." The girls blushed and stared at him.

"Something wrong?" Naruto blinked at them as they stared and then checked his own body, "I am 100 percent man as far as I can tell, or did I have some female part on my body?"

"Ano...Nemar-kun...You did realise that we were talking about your manhood inside your pants, didn't you?" Sakura asked as she blushingly stared at him.

"Oh...OH!" Naruto said, rubbing the back of his head out of embarrassment and blushed, "Sorry, I can't really say how big it is, 'cause I never measured it or something..."

"I wonder how big it is...I hope not as small as a shuriken!" Tenten said and shook her head.

"Perhaps it's the size of a kunai." Temari suggested and then shook her head.

"Oh! I know! It's at least the size of an average dagger!" Ino said and the previous two girls that suggested something nodded.

"Maybe it's as big a a stretched out nunchaku!" Sakura said and beamed up with shiny eyes along with the other three girls.

"No-no! If we're going to take it big, I believe that is the size of a katana!" Ino suggested and the girls' eyes turned into hearts.

"Or perhaps even...a bo staff!" Tenten said and the girls were even more in bliss then before, blushing madly and they started squealing.

"What's up...with them...They're scary..." Naruto looked scared at the girls as all of them except for Hinata leered at him.

"Hey girls...I have an idea how we can find out what it is..." Sakura said blushing red and giggled.

"Eh! How? Knock him out and then rip his pants off?" Ino suggested and Naruto slowly backed away from the group, step for step.

"No, no...We'll just play strip poker." Sakura said waving around with her index finger.

"EH!" Everyone but Sakura yelled.

"It's a great way to seduce Nemar-kun with our bodies first and with five of us and him being by himself, it's almost sure that he'll become naked long before us." Sakura stated matter of factly.

"Strip poker...Please for the love of God, let Sakura and the girls have less luck than me!"

"But...I don't know the rules of poker..." Ino said as she crossed her arms.

"I know them, Tsunade-sama thought me when we had some time off." Sakura stated.

"Then start explaining Sakura, because I don't know the rules either." Tenten stated.

"All right, I'll explain in a minute...But first I suggest that we put our bra's on...Else it would be unfair, wouldn't it?" Sakura asked and the girls simultanously nodded.

"I'm so dead..." Naruto muttered to himself as the girls got ready for their game of strip poker.

"N-Nemar-kun...?" Hinata said, the only girl who was still in the living room in stead of in the bathroom, hallway or a different room to put their bra's on.

"Hm? Hinata?" Naruto blinked at the Hyuuga Heiress.

"I...I'm sure it won't be as bad as Nemar-kun thinks it will be...Pr-Probably...It will be more embarrassing for us than for Nemar-kun...so...don't give up!" Hinata said and then quickly ran off to put her own bra on as well.

Naruto smiled soflty, "She's really a good girl...Trying to make people always feel better...But it sitll doesn't change the fact that I'll die from this...Either by bloodloss or by the fact that all the girls end up jumping on me or something for being naked..."

A few moments later, the girls returned and Tenten held a deck of cards ready in her hand, "Then, please start explaining, Sakura."

"All right, I'll explain the rules of this strip poker game. There aren't really a specific set of rules for strip poker so we'll just keep the main rules of Draw Poker and then add some fun rules to keep things interesting during the game. But since none of you know the rules of Draw Poker let me explain." Sakura said as the entire group sat in front of her like a bunch of kids listening to an explaination from Iruka at the Ninja Academy, with the exception that they actually paid attention.

"First of all, at the beginning of the first round the players decide who will be the first dealer, in other words the person who shuffles and distributes the cards. The dealer changes every round to minimize the possibility of cheating. After the first round the dealer passes on the dealer job clockwise. Those are the basics of the dealer. Now for the actual dealing and playing the game. The dealer distributes the cards clockwise, one card a person at a time and a total of five cards are given to each participant at the end. Now to make things interesting, we'll insert the rule called 'Wild Widdow'. This means that after the fourth round of cards being passed out, the dealer lays the top card of the deck open in the centre and all the copies of this card are wild cards, cards that can be any card of any color. Now since a standard deck also has two joker cards in them we'll play with a total of five wild cards, so we have a higher chance of at least getting something other than the lowest hand. After the fifth round of cards has passed, the round starts counterclockwise from the dealer, meaning the person on his right begins playing. Now that player may discard up to three cards from his or her hand and then they'll get the same amount of cards from the top of the deck. After that the player is done and the turn passes to the next player and the cycle repeats until everyone has had their chance to discard."

Sakura took a deep breath and saw that the group nodded in understanding, so she continued, "Then all players open their hands and show what cards they have. The highest ranking hand obviously wins and the lowest loses. To keep things fair for Nemar-kun, the person with the lowest score must take of a piece of clothing. If two or more people have the same low score, all of them must take off a piece of clothing. Now I'll explain the ranking of the hands, from the lowest to the highest possible."

The group nodded again, it was easy to understand all of this so far.

"The lowest had is no hand, none, nada, zero whatever. This means you just have a bunch of cards that don't make pairs or a row of cards in the same order. If you have this consider that you automatically lost this round and just hope that maybe someone else has as well. After no hand, we have one pair, which is a pair of the same card number or type for that matter. Meaning for example two tens, one heart and one clubs. The next is two pairs, meaning two different pairs, for example two jacks and two three's. Then we have Three of a Kind, as the name suggests you then have three of the same card, example three kings. Higher then three of a kind is a straight. A straight is as how you would count the cards, for example 3-4-5-6-7 is a straight, but they aren't from the same suit, because then it would be even higher. The Ace by the way is counted as both before the two, meaning it's card number one, and after the king, meaning it's card number 14...and the order of the characters is Jack, Queen, King, so remember that. Oh! And also, the Ace is normally the highest card in the game unless used as card number 1."

The group nodded Sakura for her to continue and she took another deep breath before heading on.

"Next we have a flush, meaning you have hand filled with the same suit of cards. For example, all of the cards in your hands are Spades, then you have a flush which is higher then a straight. Above that we have a Full House which is a combination of Three of a Kind and One Pair. In other words you have three of the same cards plus two other cards that are the same. For example, three fives and two queens. After that we have Four of a Kind, which means four of the same cards. Then we have the Straight Flush, which makes us at the top three highest cardhands in the game. A straight flush is a combination of a straight and a flush. I assume you know what that means right now, but I'll give an example nonetheless. 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6 all of Diamonds would be an example of a straight flush. Next we have one really rare hand, the Royal Flush, which is just the highest straight flush possible, going from 10 to the Ace. The only thing higher then a Royal Flush is a Five of a Kind, which is possible since we are playing with wild cards. If we wouldn't do that, there would be no way to beat a royal flush. But then again, there is little chance of anyone being lucky enough to draw that...Further more, to keep the game interesting...Whenever someone manages to get a straight flush or higher, everyone must take of a piece of clothing. That's all there is to it I guess. Any questions?"

Everyone in the group shook their heads and Sakura sat down on the floor, "All right then. I suggest we are going to sit on alphabetical order of our first name to make things fair as well...Everyone fine with Nemar-kun being the first dealer?"

"Fine with me." Tenten said and handed Naruto the deck of cards.

The other girls nodded as well in agreement that it was ok for Naruto to be the first dealer and then they quickly sat down in a wide circle on alphabetical order. (A/n: Incase you don't know that's the following, Hinata, Ino, Naruto, Sakura, Temari, Tenten)

Naruto cut the deck and then distributed the cards to all of them and after everyone had their fourth card, he turned up the first wild card of the game, the King was the wildcard for this round.

When everyone had their cards they took a look at it and Ino being the first to play smiled at her cards, "Ehehehe...I'm lucky I guess...Two sevens already in my first hand..."

"Three cards please, my Nemar-kun." Ino said as she discard the three other cards face down and Naruto handed Ino the cards.

"Ah crap...No sevens or anything else that could make me have a higher hand...Well I haven't lost yet..."

Hinata looked at her cards, "One pair of eights...I guess it being early in the game I can still risk a lot..."

"I...I'd like three new cards as well..." Hinata said and discarded her three cards other then the pair of eights and got new ones to replace them, "As I thought...I should've kept that king of hearts...now I just have one pair..."

Tenten had put on a poker face as she was looking stern at her cards, but inside she was jumping with joy that she was able to draw a pair of jacks AND a wild king.

"I'll take two new cards Nemar-kun." Tenten said as she discarded two cards, but unfortunately she didn't get more then just her three of a kind due to the wild card she had.

"Ah, what the hell...I got a bunch of crap cards...Not a pair at all...Let's see...Which three to discard then..." Temari mused and picked her cards, "Three new ones, please..."

Temari looked at her new cards and almost wanted to yell, "Damnit! Still nothing! Thank god this is just the first round, my luck will turn around next round..."

"Nothing...Let's see...I'll keep the Jack and the 9 of hearts..." Sakura pondered as she took her other three cards and discarded them, "Three as well."

"Ah...I'm saved...I got another Jack..."

Naruto looked at his cards and sighed, feeling rather lucky that he had the highest one pair in the game in his starting hand, but he wondered if the girls had two pairs.

Either way, he knew he had to discard the others in hope of better and so he did. And better cards he got indeed as he pulled a king, making his one pair of aces a three of a kind.

Naruto grinned and showed his hand, "Three of a kind, Aces."

"One pair...Sevens..." Ino said, feeling disappointed for so far having the lowest hand.

"Two eights..." Hinata said as she revealed her hand.

"Three of a kind Jacks." Tenten smiled and Ino felt even more defeated.

"Not a damn thing..." Temari said as she let her hand of cards drop and took her hitai-ate off and put it in front of her.

"One pair of Jacks." Sakura said, while Ino was done sighing out of relief for not be the first to lose.

"All right, next round. Nemar-kun, the cards please." Sakura said smiling at him as he handed her his and the remaining cards.

Sakura collected the hands of the other girls as well and cut the deck again to repeat the process.

"Straight, Seven to Jack." Naruto grinned widely as he revealed his hand.

"A pair of kings." Ino revealed her hand, hoping that someone had at least a lower hand.

"...Nothing..." Hinata blushed red as she laid down her hand and took her hitai-ate off.

"Three of a kind, Sixes." Tenten smiled.

"Two pair, Two two's and two fours." Temari smiled widely, feeling her lucky turning around from nothing to two pair.

"Two pair as well...Nines and Queens." Sakura said, recollected the cards and handed them to Temari for the third round.

Unfortunately for her, Temari lost the third round,so she took her shoes off and tossed them aside, grunting that her luck probably appeared every other round.

The next round, Tenten dealed the cards and Naruto nervously smiled as he looked at his single pair of threes. When the girls showed they all had higher then him, he sighed and took his shoes off, lacking a hitai-ate right now to take off.

He was glad that the henge no jutsu didn't wear off as he took clothing off, appearantly the illusion would be held up until he dismissed it, which he didn't plan on doing very soon either. The fifth round, Naruto grinned widely as he was lucky enough to get a full house and Hinata nearly lost for the second time if Tenten didn't have no hand at all.

The atmosphere was still quite relaxed and non-caring, seeing how so far no one lost more then twice. The next two rounds, Sakura and Ino lost their hitai-ate as well and now that everyone had lost at least once, things started to get more serious.

Round eight was lost by Ino, forcing her to take her shoes off as well and Temari grinned widely, "Hehehe, All the blondes in the room are shoeless now."

Naruto snickered as he gathered all the cards for Sakura and then handed them to Temari as she was the next dealer. Temari felt confident right now, seeing as she was very lucky past rounds and so with full confidence she started dealing the next round of cards.

However her confidence dropped a lot when her opening contained no particular pairing of cards, yet she again felt like her luck hadn't abondanned her as she exchanged three of her cards and managed to get a pair of Aces. She knew by now that One pairs were a very common thing in this game and getting the highest one pair possible gave her a slight advantage incase the others had also drawn one pairs.

But her confidence slowly crumbled as Sakura showed two pairs, Naruto as well and Ino even a pulling a three of a kind. Her hope now rested on Hinata and Tenten.

Hinata showed her hand and formed a smile, "Four of a kind Queens."

"That's amazing Hinata...You got the highest hand yet and you almost always seem to get high hands. You're one lucky girl." Naruto said as he blinked at the three queens and wild card in Hinata's hand.

"Y-yeah...I guess that makes me lucky huh?" Hinata smiled and Temari on the other hand frowned as hope grew smaller and smaller.

She looked beggingly at Tenten, hoping that the weapon mistress drew something lower than her but Tenten revealed her hand, holding two threes and two fives.

Temari hung her head down in defeat and Ino giggled, "Looks like you lost again, blondie."

Naruto turned his head towards Temari and noticed that she already was out of her shoes and lost her hitai-ate.

"I guess I have no choice huh..." Temari said and stretched her legs out so she could take her skirt off.

"Eh! You're going to take your skirt of first!" Sakura reacted surprised as Temari unzipped her skirt.

"Ofcourse, my shirt is long enough to cover the bottom part up but my skirt isn't enough to cover up my body now is it. Or were you planning on taking off your shirt to show your bra and breasts to Nemar-kun?" Temari asked as she raised an eyebrow.

Sakura blushed at her ignorance and Naruto blushed at the thought of Sakura taking her shirt off and also at seeing Temari take her skirt off and laying it on top of her lap.

"Ah! Isn't that considered cheating!" Ino said and pointed at the fact that Temari covered herself up with the skirt she had just taken off.

"And why would it be, blondie? The rules say I must take it off, nothing says that I can't lay it on my lap..." Temari smirked at Ino, whose eyes twitched at Temari for finding a little hole in the rules.

"All right Tenten, start dealing the cards..." Temari said and handed the cards to Tenten.

Tenten accepted them with a polite smile on her face and cut the deck, starting the tenth round already. After everyone had their round again Temari grunted after Tenten showed she had a four eights due to two wild cards, "One pair of sevens..."

"A pair of Jacks." Sakura showed her pair of Jacks.

"Ace is safe." Naruto grinned as he showed his pair of aces.

"Pair of tens..." Ino said and grinned at Temari who could see the kunai of fate already pointing at her again this round.

"Four kings..." Hinata said and showed the four kings in her hand.

"What! Hinata has a high hand again!" Ino pointed out before smirking at Temari, "Blondie, you lost again..."

Temari blushed since she knew what she had to take off next, but decided she'd do it without hesitation and so in one swift motion she took her shirt off. Naruto looked at the blonde girl and at seeing her purple bra, blushed as well and averted his gaze from her.

The next round Sakura and Tenten managed to both get nothing in their hand, both losing their shoes now as well. The following round Temari smirked as she got her first four of a kind in the match and she was glad she'd last at least another round.

But as Tenten revealed her hand, her eyes grew wide, "Straight flush! Hehehehe."

Tenten noticed Temari staring in disbelief at her hand and Tenten covered her mouth as she blushed red, "Oh...Temari...I'm sorry..."

Temari closed her eyes, "It's all right...I'll live..."

Naruto turned around and took his vest off and keep on sitting with his back towards the girls for a while, "Nemar-kun, It's all right...I'm covering myself up anyway..."

He turned back around and saw Temari blush as she covered herself up with one arm. The next couple of rounds, it appeared that Temari got her luck back as Tenten lost her pants, Hinata lost her vest and Sakura lost her skirt.

Temari was now dealer again and she distributed the cards again, praying to every god that her luck wouldn't fade away. She was the last to draw and already had a pair of Queens in her hands and exchanged the other three cards, hoping to get at least another Queen or a wild card.

Temari sighed as there was nothing like that amongst her newly drawn cards and showed her hand, "Pair of Queens..."

"One Pair, Aces..." Sakura showed her hand and Temari gritted her teeth, she didn't like being the lowest right from the start and Naruto's hand made her feel even worse as he grinned proudly of what he had pulled, "Full house people, Aces and Eights."

"Three of a kind, Nines..." Ino said, Temari crossed her fingers and bit her lower lip.

"Three of a kind, Kings." Hinata showed her hand and Temari cursed in her thoughts.

"One pair, Kings." Tenten said and Temari cursed louder in her mind.

"My, my...Blondie, you lose again and you're out of the game now...How does that feel, hm? You loser." Ino said playfully and stuck her tongue out at Temari.

Temari sighed and threw her card hand onto the ground and she sadly stared towards the ground for a moment. Naruto didn't know what it was, Ino's words or Temari's expression but something hurt deep inside and he couldn't for some reason just see Temari take of her remaining piece of clothing and sit there amongst them while they were mostly still fully dressed.

Naruto threw his hand on the ground as well and stood up, "What is so funny about losing before anyone else is near defeat yet, huh? How do you think it feels to be in Temari's position right now while we aren't even near defeat!"

Not only Temari, but all the girls looked up towards Naruto, who was gritting his teeth. He wanted to walk towards Temari but for some reason he couldn't, as he already stood behind her.

"What the..." Naruto looked surprised at the world as he suddenly was standing behind Temari instead of on his place.

"So fast..." Sakura said in disbelief and looked with big eyes at Naruto.

Temari turned her head and looked at Naruto who looked wide-eyed back at her, "What in the world did I just do..."

A shiver rolled down Naruto's spine but he shook his head to get out of the moment of surprise and then bend through his knees to get on the same height as Temari as he took his vest off, "Here...You can use this to cover yourself up until the rest of us starts losing..."

"Thank you...I'd like to put it on but you know...I'd rather just cover myself up then not for a moment..." Temari replied as she softly smiled at Naruto.

"Don't act so tough right now..." Naruto said smiling as he helped Temari in his vest while she could still cover herself up, "It will keep you at least warm while we still go on."

Temari pulled her knees up, quickly wrapped the ends of the vest around them and zipped it shut so that aside from her feet, hands and head was covered up. She then moved her hands to her back, let them run down and a few moments later she had slipped out of her panties, "I'm still a person who sticks to the rules of the games though."

Naruto saw down next to her, wrapped an arm around the wind mistress and smiled warmly at her, "I'll sit here then for the rest of the game."

Ino looked at Naruto and Temari and then bowed down to the ground, "I'm sorry Temari, Nemar-kun. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings or something Temari, I was just joking around and figured you'd take it in like almost everything I say to you. And Nemar-kun, please forgive me for saying those things to Temari, I made you angry didn't I?"

"No hard feelings Ino, don't worry." Temari replied.

"Ino...I bear no grudge against you now or something...You don't need to be forgiven by me since Temari is the one you hurt and she said she's fine with it."

"I'm not THAT much hurt you know...Maybe a little but not THAT much..." Temari interrupted Naruto, he smiled warmly at her before continue.

"Anyway, don't worry about losing points with me either because of this...I'd rather say you earned some points for apologizing and knowing when to be serious...That is...if I have something like a points system." Naruto blinked and rubbed his chin at that thought, wondering if he should or that it was just a matter of speech.

"Thanks to both you then." Ino said and rose back up and smiled politely at the two of them.

"Then...I believe it's Tenten's turn to deal the cards." Naruto said smiling widely at all the girls.

"Somehow..." Naruto thought as he and Temari looked at his cards.

"Hm? What should I do with these cards, Temari?"

"Somehow..."

"You're asking me? Want to get naked or something with me, Nemar-kun?"

"Hahahaha, Not without a decent fight."

"Somehow this feels..."

"Damnit, Temari! Where did you get those sudden poker skills from!"

"Ah. come on now Ino... Don't be mad because your luck gets broken once."

"Somehow this just feels...warm and right...Temari and myself...My arm around her...and leaning my head against her, wondering over what to do with the cards in my hand..."

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Less than half an hour later, only Naruto and Hinata were the ones wearing clothing as the other girls were totally naked and sat wrapped in their sleeping bags, looking over Naruto's exposed back. Aside from Temari of course, who still sat in his vest but she was behind his back as well now.

"Ah! Again! Could you girls please stop doing that?" Naruto said half laughing and half begging as again one of the girls innocently smiled at him after running a finger over his exposed back.

He was only wearing his pants and boxers right now, meaning he had survived many gamerounds so far and Hinata on the other hand was wearing just one piece of clothing more then him, meaning she still wore her bra, panties and shirt.

"Come on, Hinata! Beat him at least one more time." Tenten cheered.

"You can do it, Hinata!" Ino added to the cheer.

"You're doing great, Hinata!" Tenten, Temari, Ino and Sakura said in unison.

"Thanks for the moral support girls, really helps me a lot..." Naruto said sarcastically to the girls behind him, who smiled innocently at him.

"You can understand. right Nemar-kun? We want to see your boxers." Sakura said and then let her finger run over his back again, "I told you girls to please quit that...!"

Naruto threw away two of his cards as he already had a three of a kind with due to the wild card and two kings and then he got a six and a queen, leaving him with just that three of a kind.

Hinata threw three of her cards away and then showed her hand after drawing her new cards, "...Three of a kind, twoes."

"Three of a kind, Kings." Naruto said smiling and Hinata let a sigh out, "I-I thought I would lose this round."

Hinata blushingly took her shirt off and blushed deeper red as this was the first time to actually be seen in her heaven white underwear outside of her family.

During this game, Naruto found out all the colors the girls wore for underwear, but Hinata's white underwear was for some reason unable to be compared with neither Temari's purple nor Tenten's black, nor Sakura's pink, nor Ino's red underwear. It was now Naruto's turn to deal and so he did, Hinata going first to exchange her cards for new ones.

Hinata discarded two cards and. as she took two new ones, she smiled slightly. Naruto wasn't worried that much about her smile as Hinata smiled almost every time she grabbed new cards and so Naruto exchanged three of his cards, but unfortunately he didn't get further then one pair, "One pair, Aces."

"Straight." Hinata said smiling, momentarily not blushing about her own half-naked stated as she was just glad to win again.

The girls behind Naruto squealed and leered at Naruto's back, "You lost this round. Nemar-kun..." Temari said and all four the girls ran a finger over his back, making him jump up.

"All right, all right...Geez..." Naruto said as he took of his pants, the girls flushing red at seeing his black boxers.

Naruto sat back down, collected the cards before handing them to Hinata and as he did, he could feel the other girls stare at his boxers, "I'm so dead if I lose now...Or they'll be dead which means all of this would be useless since I can't date a dead person, now can I?"

Naruto looked at his new hand and smiled, two sixes and a joker. He threw away the Seven and Eight in his hand and got an Eight and Two back, making him softly curse for throwing the Eight away. Hinata discarded three cards and then after grabbing new ones she showed her hand, "One Pair of Queens..."

Naruto grinned, he had survived this round, all though he did feel bad for the shy girl for losing, "Thee of a kind, sixes."

"Aww..Come on Hinata! You'll beat him next time!" Sakura cheered as Naruto turned around to face away from the Hyuuga heiress, who was taking her bra off.

"Geez, If I lose now I bet you'll just faint almost instantly after seeing my crotch..." Naruto muttered as he crossed his arms, "But I am surprised...I didn't expect Hinata to last this long without fainting...She's probably trying hard not to. Boy am I glad she doesn't know that I'm me, she would pass out instantly then..."

"I...I'm done Nemar-kun..." Hinata said, blushing crimson as she dropped her bra on top of the pile of clothing, covering herself up with one arm.

Naruto collected the cards, since letting Hinata do it would make it tough for her to keep herself covered up, "I'd best not look at her face or... body for that matter..."

As Naruto cut the deck and passed the cards again, he noticed that whenever he gave Hinata a card he was staring straight at her panties,"Gah! What are you looking at, you idiot! Want to commit suicide or something!"

Naruto looked at his cards and blinked, noticing he had already three Queens in his hand and was surprised to start out so well.

Since it was Naruto's turn to deal, Hinata got to go first and she discarded two cards, "Crap...She probably has a three of a kind as well...But does she have one higher then me or not!"

Naruto discarded two cards and drew two new ones, not daring to look at them the same time this time. He looked at the first card, "Oh my god! Another Queen! A Four of a Kind! Please don't let have Hinata a straight flush right now or something..."

Naruto then picked up the last card and his eyes went wide as he saw that is a Jack, the wild card of this round. He smiled politely at Hinata, "Sorry Hinata. Five of a Kind."

Hinata looked up, then at Naruto's cards and blushed, "A-ah...I see...I've got four kings...You're really lucky Nemar-kun!"

"Aaaah! No! Hinata lost!" The girls behind Naruto wailed.

"I...I...I still have to take m-my p-panties off...right?"

Ino, Sakura and Tenten hopped in their sleeping-bags over to Hinata, together carrying Hinata's sleeping bag over to her and then sat down in front of the half naked girl to cover her from view. With a shivering hand, Hinata took her sleeping-bag and a few moments later she dropped her shiny white panties on top of the rest of her clothes and hopped next to the other girls in her sleeping-bag.

"Geez, that was close...So now what do we do? Get dressed again?" Naruto wondered as he leaned back, blushing as he stared into Temari's eyes who was sitting just behind his head.

"Now what fun would that be Nemar-kun?" Temari asked smiling as she traced with her indexfinger over his face.

"Can I at least put my pants back on?You girls are covering yourself up so I can too right?" Naruto asked in general as he continued blushing while Temari let her finger run freely over his face.

"Hey, I have an idea! Nemar-kun, you can put your pants back on, but only if you lie down on my bed and wait there for a few moments. Girls, follow me to that room." Tenten said and she pointed towards a room.

Naruto rose back up from the ground as the girls hopped towards the room, Temari being the only one who actually walked but she had to pull Naruto's vest down so she could still cover her most important parts up.

Naruto quickly put his pants back on and jumped onto Tenten's bed, resting his arms behind his head as he stared at the ceiling, "I wonder what Tenten's idea is..."

Naruto silently stared for a while at the ceiling as he sometimes heard the girls giggle, sending a shiver down his spine every now and then as well.

"Earlier tonight...What in the world happened..." Naruto thought as he recalled the events with him suddenly standing behind Temari, "I don't remember moving at all, not by walking, by jumping...anything...I didn't form handseals yet somehow I appeared behind Temari...Was it somehow..."

The door of the room the girls had entered slowly opened again as Naruto was still lost in his thoughts.

"Nemar-kun." Tenten's voice broke his chain of thoughts and made him turn towards where the girls were standing.

Upon seeing the girls, his jaw dropped open and the girls giggled and smiled at him, aside Hinata who stared at the floor with a blush on her face.

They were all wrapped into well, it seemed white sheets or something as all of them had silky white fabric wrapped around the upperpart of their legs followed by what supposed to look like a dress that surrounded the rest of their body, showing skin in a few random places.

The fabric was tightly wrapped around them, as every curve of the girls' bodies was being outlined yet the fabric didn't let Naruto to see any of the skin that sat underneath it.

"What's wrong Nemar-kun?" Tenten asked grinning as she crawled onto her bed, "This is our present to the winner of the strip poker game."

The other girls crawled onto the bed as well and Hinata just sat down on the edge of the bed blushing.

"P-present, you say huh?" Naruto nervously smiled as the girls crawled over him.

"That's right, so you'd better enjoy this." Sakura said smiling at him, though that didn't made him feel more at ease, it just made him even more nervous than he was before.

"Do you like it?" Tenten asked as she stroked with her fingers over Naruto's arm.

"I...it's not really a matter of liking it or not..." Naruto said nervously as he flushed red, "It's more like a matter of surviving an attack of all of you at the same time...!"

"But you know, this really feels soft. I like it. Ah...I just remembered, I still have to untie my buns..." Tenten said smiling as her hands left Naruto's arm alone.

For a split second Naruto thought she was talking about revealing her behind to him, but as she reached for her hair he realised it were those buns.

With a few swift motions, Tenten untied her hair and her hair gracefully fell down to about shoulder length.

Naruto blinked and then suddenly rose up, grabbing a rather surprised Tenten by her shoulders, "Why do you make buns in your hair?"

"Eh-ehm...Because I like my hair in this length but it still tends to get in the way during missions and training so..." Tenten replied blushing as Naruto stared into her eyes.

"Tenten, do you have any idea how cute you look without your buns?" Naruto asked her as he let go of her arms.

"C-cute...?" Tenten blushed deeper and stroke with a hand trough her hair, "R-really...?"

Naruto nodded in reply, "It definetely makes you look better."

"T-thanks then..." Tenten blushed and averted Naruto's gaze.

"Nemar-kun, what about me?" Temari asked and Ino asked the same thing after her.

Naruto turned his head to look at the two blondes in front of him, who now had also untied their hair from their ponytails.

"I like it, but the difference isn't as pleasantly surprising as with Tenten. Ino, I think I prefer your ponytail more. Temari, hm...well...I like it either way." Naruto replied grinning, though he still blushed for being surrounding by the four girls and having nowhere to escape.

"Ah...I see..." Ino said as she made her ponytail again, "I like it more when I have it in a tail as well."

"All right. I understand. Ehm...so...now what do we do...?" Naruto asked, almost regretting he asked the question.

He blushed crimson as Sakura placed her hands on his shoulders and laid him back down on the bed, lying her head on his sholder afterwards, "Now we get comfortable and talk..."

Naruto looked at Sakura who was blushing and dreamily staring into his eyes before he turned his head and saw Tenten lay down against his other shoulder.

"Eh..ehm...Get comfortable, huh?" Naruto asked grinning sheepishly at Sakura, who nodded in reply and slightly giggled as Ino and Temari crawled up him as well, resting their heads on his chest.

"Ehehehe..." Naruto grinned sheepisly with a huge blush on his face as the girls started letting their hands run over his body, "I'm so dead...But it feels kind of nice...Their soft hair...their gentle strokes...the warmth of their bodies..."

"Ne, Nemar-kun...What do you like most about my looks?" Sakura asked out of the blue.

"I..." Naruto said as he turned his head towards Sakura, who slightly sat up to look straight into his eyes, "What I like about your looks, huh...?"

Sakura nodded in reply and dreamily stared into his eyes and Naruto gulped, "I'd say your green eyes...your soft pink hair and...your lips..."

Naruto slightly leaned forward and Sakura leaned forward with her face towards his as she repeated, "My lips huh...?"

Naruto stared at her lips as they moved and then fiercely shook his head, "Sorry..."

"Hehehe...Looks like you just got rejected, forehead girl..." Ino said grinning at Sakura.

Sakura's eyes trembled as she stared and Naruto, who shook his head again, "No that's not it. Sorry Sakura...But if I'd kiss you the others would get jealous..."

"I don't mind if you kiss her, Nemar-kun...As long as you kiss me as well..." Ino replied.

"I guess you could kiss us all...We don't...or well...I don't mind if you kiss not just me but others as well to keep it fair for now...We all like you a lot...Aside from poor Hinata...That's why she doesn't want to lie against you right now..." Tenten said as she looked towards the Hyuuga girl who sat on the edge of the bed.

"N-no! Really, it's ok...You can do whatever you want...I'm fine..." Hinata said blushing and waved dismissively.

Tenten rose up from Naruto's shoulder and wrapped her arms around Hinata's waist and started pulling her more towards the group, "Come on Hinata. It's fun to cuddle, no one will get mad at you for doing so."

"N-no, it's a-all right!"

"Mou, Don't whine and just lie down...You'll like the warmth..." Tenten said as she made Hinata lay down between her and Temari.

Hinata blushed and dug her fingers into the sheets of the bed, embarrassed for multiple reasons.

"So Nemar-kun, Are you going to kiss all of us yet or what?" Temari said, sounding like she was impatiently waiting for Naruto's lips to meet hers.

"Why are you all okay with such a thing?" Naruto asked with a bright blush on his face as he looked at all the girls that were lying at least near him.

"It's obvious, isn't it?" Tenten asked.

"We love you, Nemar-kun... Well, aside from Hinata who loves another, but she still likes you as a friend I think..." Sakura added.

"Damn...If they all like me then eventually a lot of people are going to get hurt...But they want me to k...kiss them...Not for a game or whatever but just because they want to..."

Naruto figured that if they all got one, it couldn't hurt them since he wouldn't be picking just one girl he favors then. He let out a sigh and pulled his arms out from underneath the girls and wrapped them around Sakura, "Fine then...I'll give you just one kiss..."

He continued the process with every other girl until he reached Hinata, who he also wrapped an arm around but as they looked into eachothers eyes, Hinata blushing and her eyes trembling, begging to not be kissed and Naruto's eyes trembling as well because he wanted to kiss the Hyuuga princess and let her know that he was actually the one she loved as well.

After kissing Tenten as the last girl, Naruto sighed and laid back down onto the bed, wrapping his arms around Tenten and Sakura.

"Hm...Nemar-kun? Do you like seeing two girls kiss eachother?" Temari asked after a silence.

"Eh...I don't know really...Why do you ask?" Naruto blinked at the blonde kunoichi, wondering why she'd ask such a thing.

Temari slightly rose up from him, "Well...I want to know and I also want to know how one of these girls kiss."

The other girls blushed deep red and stared wide eyed at Temari. Temari pushed herself up from the bed, "Well Tenten, what do you say? Want to find out if Nemar-kun likes seeing such a thing?"

The girls, meaning Hinata, Sakura and Ino in this case, all stared at Tenten, who looked wide eyed back at Temari and blushed deeper red.

"Somehow...I think I ended up in Ero-sennin's mind or something..." Naruto thought, mentally twitching his eyes as he also stared at Tenten.

"I...I...I'd like to know what it feels like to kiss a girl too, I guess..." Tenten answered, blushing deeply.

"Well...Would you mind sharing that experience with me then...?" Temari asked as she blushingly looked away.

"S-sure..." Tenten replied as she looked away.

"I...I...I...I'll get ou-out o-of the way...then..." Hinata blushingly said as she crawled away from the two girls and sat at the end of Naruto's feet.

Temari and Tenten shyly crawled closer to each other, both heavily breathing in and out from the fact that they were just that nervous about doing this. They stared into each others eyes , together looked at Naruto, who was blushingly staring at them, and then gulped before wrapping their arms around each others waist.

Temari pulled Tenten closer, slightly tilted her head before connecting her lips with Tenten's and as they kissed eachother Tenten laid one of her hands higher on Temari's back and the other one behind her head.

Naruto blushed deeper red as he watched the scene along with the others and he had to say he felt his hormones rushing trough his body right then.

As they broke the kiss the first thing that followed was a question from Sakura, "How did it feel?"

"I...liked it..." Temari replied as a crimson blush formed on her face and she avoided looking into Tenten's eyes.

"Me too...it was nice...but more importantly, did you like it, Nemar-kun?" Tenten asked blushing. Naruto could only nod slowly, like he was under a genjutsu due to the actions of the two girls.

"Eh, Sakura? You want to try it to?" Ino asked grinning at Sakura.

"Eh! Ino! What are you talking bout all of a sudden?!" Sakura replied shocked as she slightly rose up from the bed.

"Come on, don't be shy. We practiced on each other when we were little. It should be a bit different now though, so I'm curious." Ino teasingly stuck her tongue out at Sakura.

"That was when we were younger! Y-you can't just..." Sakura said as she backed off from Ino, who approached more and more towards her face.

"Here it comes..." Ino sang teasingly to Sakura and grinned.

"Ino...Ino! INO! I-..." Sakura tried to yell at Ino but her mouth was muffeled by a kiss from her best friend.

"...See, that wasn't so bad, now was it?" Ino teased after breaking the kiss.

"N-no...But don't ever do that again!" Sakura protested, blushing madly as she did.

"Heheheh...Rest assured I won't...But you know...Now that we 'pleased' Nemar-kun in a way I think it's only fair we are pleased in return by him..." Ino said and leered towards the red faced Naruto.

Beining totally absend minded at the moment, Naruto could only do two things, blush like his skin had third degree burns and think one thing, "Damn it! I DID end up in one of Ero-sennin's stories it seems! Those girls want me dead!"

"Hm...I guess we can ask for something in return..." Tenten leered.

"I wouldn't mind another kiss at least..." Temari joined Tenten and Ino's leering at Naruto.

"Why should we just leave it at a kiss?" Sakura asked as she started leering as well.

Those four sentences sunk into Naruto's brain and then the blush disappeared, his face gaining back it's normal color. He looked at the four girls and could only think of one thing that would save him right then and there.

As he jumped forward, diving off the bed and bearily missing Hinata, the girls jumped onto his spot, squealing at the top of their voices, "NEMAR-KU----N!"

"Crap, that was close..." Naruto said as he turned around and his eyes widened.

Just then Temari, Ino and Sakura launched themselves off the bed as well, landing on top of a Naruto who could not escape in time. The three girls squealed and giggled as they each tried to take a piece of his body as their own and Naruto thought that they'd do that litterally.

Ino wrapped herself around his waist, Sakura had glomped onto his right arm and Temari had pressed his left arm between her breasts as she tried to reach Naruto's face.

Naruto struggled to get out of their grasp but the harder he struggled the more fun the girls had and the more they clutched onto him. Then suddenly Temari went silent and so did Ino and Sakura in surprise as they looked at Temari who was blushing a deep shade of red.

"Ah...Did I just..." Naruto looked wide eyed at her and then he realised that his hand brushed over Temari's inner tigh less then a second ago, "Oh...shit."

Temari fell forward onto Naruto's arm, closing her eyes as she fell. She had fainted from the sudden brush of Naruto's hand.

"Temari! Wake up and get off my arm!" Naruto said but as he tried to get up, he felt his leg brush against something as well, followed by a scream from Ino, "Kyaaa!"

Ino fainted onto his legs and Naruto cursed again, "Damn it...Hit another sensitive spot..."

Sakura crawled over Naruto's arm and giggled, "Hihi...That makes it a whole lot easier for me..."

"No! Sakura wait!" Naruto said and rose his right arm up, his hand landing on her behind and brushing off it.

Sakura softly moaned and stared with big trembling eyes at Naruto, "That's unfair Nemar-kun...that's my..."

Sakura fainted as well and Naruto mentally groaned, "What the hell...I have to take all their teasing and I accidentally do stuff and they pass out...It should be somekind of special fighting style against Kunoichi...I bet Ero-sennin would like that and instantly name it the 'Jiraiya-style'..."

He then realised something and counted the heads of the girls that fell unconcious on him, "One...Two...Three...three...ow...crap..."

Not that his suspicions needed to be confirmed then but as he somewhat expected, Tenten was still left and she came crawling like a cat around the corner of her bed and towards Naruto.

As she reached his body, she sat down on it and leaned oover to look face to face at Naruto, "Yo...Did you miss me, Nemar-kun?"

"Ah...Tenten...please..."

"Sssht...I just want to enjoy the moment..." Tenten silenced Naruto by lying a finger on his lips and then moved forward, pressing her breasts on his chest and moving closer to his face for another kiss.

"A-ano...T-Tenten-san..." Hinata's voice made Tenten stop for a moment and look at the Hyuuga girl.

"What's wrong, Hinata? Not having sudden second thoughts about not wanting to do anything with Nemar-kun right?"

"N-no...But..." Hinata pointed behind Tenten and blushed.

Tenten rose up from Naruto and crawled to the other side and towards where Hinata was pointing. There was a moment of silence before Naruto could see Tenten lift her arm and point, though he was mainly not that focussed at her arms at the moment, "Oh...It moved..."

Tenten then collapsed as well and Naruto screamed loud, and it was so loud that it even shook the ramen over at Ichiraku's.

"That hurts..." Naruto said as sweat trinkled down his forehead.

"N-Nemar-kun...A-are you all right?" Hinata asked.

"I would feel a whole lot be better if you moved Tenten off my body..." Naruto said, still sweating.

Hinata got off the bed and tried to get Tenten off Naruto's body, but as he shrieked in pain she isntantly stopped trying, "I...I'm sorry!"

"I..it's all right Hinata...Don't bother...They'll hopefully wake up soon anyway...Hey I have an idea...Turn on the television so they might wake up from the sound of the shows that are on..." Naruto said as he turned his head towards the tv.

"I'll do it..." Hinata said and softly ran towards the tv to put it on.

As she did, the speakers let out a lot of moaning and groaning sounds and Hinata froze up for a moment, blushing deeply red before turning the tv off, "I-I guess that isn't really going to work..."

"Damn already that late...? There's nothing else on at this time of night from what I know from hanging around Jiraiya-sama...Oh well...Hinata, can you turn the lights off? We'll just try to sleep before they wake up. Hopefully they'll wake up then as well..."

"A-All right...If th-that's what you want..." Hinata said, turned off the lights and crawled under the sheets of Tenten's bed.

"N-Nemar-kun?" Hinata asked.

"Something wrong, Hinata?" Naruto asked as he turned his head towards the bed.

"N-no...But...I don't dislike Nemar-kun..."

"I know, I know. But you are in love with someone else, right? It's all right, really."

"Bu...But you know...He looks a...a lot li-like Ne-Nemar-kun...So..."

"He does, huh? Well don't worry, you love him for who he is right and not for what he looks like so don't worry about it. It's him you love and not me. But that guy is certainly unlucky...If he ever plays strip poker with you he'll definetely lose..." Naruto said and laughed, "I was really lucky with that game in the end..."

There was a long silence and Naruto wondered if Hinata was still awake, "Hinata? Are you still awake?"

"H-Hai! I was just..." Hinata blushed crimson as her thoughts during the silence ran past again, "Goodnight, Nemar-kun!"

"Night, Hinata...Sweet dreams." Naruto smiled and then yawned as he closed his eyes, "Today...was one hell of a day...and tomorrow morning..."

Before Naruto could complete his thought he fell asleep under the warmth of the four girls that laid on top of his body.