From Ramen with Love

by Ryushi-the-DutchEroSennin

With help from Ayame, Naruto manages to become closer to the girls, but now he has just one big problem. Naruto can't decide which girl he likes the most. Humor, Romance and Mayhem unfolds as Naruto is trying to find his love. NaruHarem

7. Chp7:Love Between the Cherry Blossems

Plotbunny number one: I'm Aya-chan!

Plotbunny number two: I'm Aki-chan!

Aya-chan: And together we are...

Aki-chan and Aya-chan: The plotbunnies! (rainbow appears above bunnies as they give the crowd a silly smile)

Aki-chan: We're the ones biting devious plots into Ryushi's brain!

Aya-chan: Yeah! Even the H things like...(edited out by author)

Aki-chan: And not to mention the romantical stuff like...(edited out by author)

Aya-chan: Ow! Don't forget that we bite him with all kinds of stuff! Like in this chapter, we decided to randomly bite him and give him the idea of having (edited out by author)

Me: Alright, alright, they get the point, at ease bunnies... You can bite me later...

A/N: Just to let you all know, no I haven't gone completely insane, I just decided to name the things that give me random ideas out of the blue...And like with most things in life I like it more with two women or two girls...or more XD So yeah...Anyway, sorry for the wait people...It's my own fault for ignoring the guidelines and posting a oneshot songfic...(sobs)...Anyway, this chapter is atleast half as long as the last one so you can all rejoice about it. As most of you have noticed, I turned this to M rating...Why? Well first of all to not get this deleted ehehehe...second because it IS more M then T...I mean...this goes beyond 'minor suggestive'...esspecially this chapter at certain moments I believe...Well the good news is that the next chapter will most likely also be done by the time I upload this so I guess you'll enjoy it the same week that this chapter is finally uploaded...Also, I'm sorry for making Sakura OOC...At least, I think she's OOC in this chapter...Oh well, I hope you will all enjoy it anyway! Don't die of nosebleeds people! Also, I'd like to thank GGLucas for his Beta skills...and my skills to counter-Beta his ass XD...Ahem, anyway...Thanks to my muse Yumi-chan and direct feedback girl, Lilya-chan...and most importantly, all the people who are reading this and reviewed the previous chapter! You people are the thing that keeps me going on and on XD!

Now on with the story!

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Chapter 7: Love Between the Cherry Blossoms

"MORNING EXPLOSION OF YOUTH! GO LEE!" Gai exclaimed as he jumped through Tenten's bedroom window.

"Ossu!" Lee exclaimed as he jumped after his evenly green clothed sensei.

The explosion of their youth came to a halt as nothing in the room moved and they took in the environment.

"Gai-sensei, what's Neji's cousin doing in Tenten's bed!" The young beautiful green beast of Konoha remarked as he pointed at the vast asleep Hinata.

Gai sniffed the air of the room, "Lee! There have been unyouthful activities in this room!"

"EH! You mean that Neji's cousin and Tenten...!" Neji's self proclaimed eternal rival said flushing red.

"No! Look my youthful student!" Gai said and pointed towards the peacefully sleeping Naruto.

"AH! IS THAT NARUTO-KUN! HE LOOKS SO UNYOUTHFUL!" Lee nearly yelled as he saw the blonde's face.

Naruto cringed at the loud voices and sleepily opened his eyes and looked at the two dressed-in-'youthful'-green men with the morning sun fiercely shining into his eyes.

"The Fuzzy brows...?" Naruto thought and looked over to his body to find that Tenten had slightly rolled off him, but her head was still lying on his crotch.

Naruto rose up from the ground as much as he could and turned his head towards Lee and Gai, "What are you two doing here...?"

"Ah! Gai-sensei! That isn't our youthful friend Naruto-kun! That voice and those red eyes don't belong to Naruto-kun!" Lee remarked.

"Your eyesight is as youthful as ever Lee! This is indeed not our youthful friend Naruto!" Gai said and struck the nice-guy pose.

The loud voices of the two finally began waking the girls up as well as Lee's work sank into Naruto's mind and shook him awake like a bucket of water would do when thrown over his head, "Those red eyes...Red eyes..."

Sakura was the first to awaken and rose up, rubbing the sleep out of her eyes, "O..." she let a yawn slip out of her mouth before continuing, "...hayo..."

"GAH! EVEN MY YOUTHFUL AND EVERLASTING LOVE SAKURA IS HERE! AND SHE'S...SHE'S!" Lee yelled at the top of his lungs as he pointed towards the silky white cloths wrapped around Sakura's body.

Temari cringed and moved up as well, "Who the hell is so loud in the morning."

As she turned her head towards Lee and Gai along with Sakura, her eyes started twitching, "You two..."

"You musn't, Nemar-kun...We can't do that here with all the other girls watching..." Ino mumbled as she rubbed her body over Naruto's leg before snapping awake and looking up at the world.

There was a moment of silence as all the people who had just awoken stared at Lee and Gai, who stared there youthfully shocked and gasping with their mouths wide open at all the girls. Tenten slightly opened her eyes and raised her head, before looking down and letting out a shriek and getting all the eyes of the room upon her.

Naruto, now free of being imprisoned by four woman sat up a bit more and stared at where Tenten started pointing at, his crotch. Naruto's eyes went wide along with every other set of eyes in the room as Tenten shakingly continued pointing at Naruto's crotch while she held her other one in front of her mouth.

"Ah! Tenten! You...!" Ino remarked.

"I swear I didn't! Really! I...I didn't do anything!" Tenten quickly replied blushing way too much for the early morning.

Naruto stared and let it sink in before he could only yell one thing, "Eh! Tenten! You drooled all over my crotch!"

"I...I'm sorry! I...I'll clean it for you!" Tenten said and reached out to try and rub it out.

Naruto quickly pulled his legs back, sat straight up and with his hands he covered up his wet crotch, "Are you crazy! Do you know where you just drooled all over! You can't RUB it out at that location!"

"I! I! I'm sorry!" Tenten said flushing red.

"Gai-sensei! Tenten did unyouthful things to this blonde that we don't know!"

"Lee! My adorable student! Look at that pile of clothing over there! I see b-bras! And p-panties! Multiple p-panties and b...bras! There were a lot of unyouthful things going on here!" Gai exclaimed and pointed.

"Who'se female underwear do you think you two are staring at, you perverts!" Temari snapped as she roundhouse kicked Gai in his face, sending him flying through the broken window and accidentally flashing Lee the silky white wrappings that covered her womanhood, making the young beautiful beast blush bright red and gasp for air.

"You too!" Temari exclaimed and even before she could roundhouse kick Lee out of the window as well, Sakura punched him out of the window and snapped at him, "Lee-san! You pervert! Don't look towards the area of Temari's female parts!"

As Naruto saw Lee and Gai fly out of the window the words of Lee ran trough his mind again, "Those red eyes...red eyes...red eyes..."

Naruto jumped up, much to the girls' surprise, and rushed towards the bathroom, "Nemar-kun...!"

As he closed the door behind him and quickly locked it, he could hear Tenten's voice coming from the other side, "Nemar-kun, I'm really sorry for drooling on you! Are you alright? Need any help?"

"D-don't worry! I'm not mad because you drooled in your sleep!" Naruto quickly replied as he rushed towards the mirror and stared at his reflection, bearing the red eyes of the Kyuubi right then and there, "What the...This is bad...I didn't call upon the Kyuubi's chakra...yet my eyes are red...why...how..."

Naruto rushed back out of the bathroom, knocking Tenten over and shocking all the awake girls as he suddenly started packing.

"N...Nemar-kun...?" Tenten asked as she blinked at Naruto who quickly rolled up his sleeping bag, tied it up and threw it on top of his backpack.

"I have to leave now, I'm sorry..." Naruto said as he ran into the room where the girls had changed into their silky clothing, hoping to find the vest he lend to Temari there.

He found it and quickly put it on, rushing back in to the living room and nearly stumbling over his own feet.

"What's wrong?" Sakura asked as Naruto dove for his shirt, grabbed a hold of it and ran towards the front door.

"Nothing really! I just have to go, I'll pick one of you up at seven tonight! Be ready!"

"Nemar-kun...?" Ino asked and the girls ran after Naruto towards the front door.

"Why are you leaving?" Temari asked as Naruto pulled the door open.

"I have to go!" Naruto growled, sending out a lust for blood that they all could feel.

The girls trembled from the feeling and Naruto quickly closed the door and started running, panic racing trough his body as he shivered. He felt that bloodlust as well and it scared the crap out of him. It was his own lust for blood...

Naruto jumped from roof to roof, going as fast as he could. Below him, life in Konoha started up again, stores started to open while the night clubs started closing.

He figured it was around eight and that Lee and Gai always decided to wake up Tenten that early in the weekends. Not that it mattered that much really at the moment to him, but it meant that the old pervert hadn't left his shelter yet to gather data, whether it was for his novel or for something more important.

As Naruto leaped from one building to the next, he popped out of his alter ego and continued on towards the Ero-sennin's little shack.

Unknown to Naruto a certain dango loving female caught a glimpse of Naruto being in such a rush and decided to leave her early dango sticks alone and follow him.

His mind racing through too many thoughts, Naruto wasn't aware of the person who pursued him and headed straight for Jiraiya's shelter in the woods on the other side of the Hokage statues.

After running for quite a while, Naruto landed in front of a wooden door that led to the infamous pervert's shelter. He caught his breath for a moment and knocked on the door, the pervert's voice coming trough from the other side, "Who is there?"

"Ero-sennin! Open up!" Naruto yelled and anxiously looked over his back, he felt like he was being watched but couldn't see anyone in the forest behind him.

"Naruto? One second!" Jiraiya said and then Naruto could hear Jiraiya whisper some things, "...Hurry up and get in it already...I can't help it that they're that big...Alright, alright I'll take those out and rest them here...Geez..."

A moment later the white haired Sannin opened the door widely grinning at Naruto, "Yo---! Naruto! What are you doing here so early in the morning?"

Seeing the serious look on the blonde's face Jiraiya dropped his grin and stared at him, noticing his red eyes, "...What's wrong?"

"Can I come in?" Naruto asked as he looked over his shoulder again.

Jiraiya narrowed his eyes and looked for half a second in the direction of the forest, "Of course..."

He let Naruto in and they each sat down on one of the couches standing in the pervert's home.

"Akatsuki?" Jiraiya dropped the question instantly.

"No...It isn't the Akatsuki."

Jiraiya let out a sigh of relief and then looked a bit more relaxed at Naruto, "Then why have you tapped into Kyuubi's powers?"

"That's the point, I didn't...I woke up this morning with my eyes being red." Naruto said and he could swear that he heard a soft thud against the door of the broom closet behind Jiraiya.

"You what...Did the Kazekage or his sister see it?"

"No, I was...Hey, how do you know that they are staying at my place?!"

"How you ask...?" Naruto nodded in reply, "Well I'm a sennin, I know stuff."

Naruto sighed, disappointed that the Sannin was joking around, he really did want to know how he found those stuff out.

"Anyway, I wasn't home tonight."

Jiraiya raised an curious eyebrow at the blonde, "Oh yeah...That sleepover...was it fun?"

"Ye-...How do you know that?!"

"Hermit skills, hermit skills..." Jiraiya said nodding.

"Right...Anyway...The only one who noticed were Fuzzy brows and Super fuzzy brows...But they thought it was just a part of my alter ego, Nemar..." Naruto said as he crossed his arms.

"And...The girls? Sakura knows about the Kyuubi...You know that...Did she see them?" Jiraiya asked and crossed his arms as well, "If she did, your cover and plan is screwed most likely, you know..."

"She didn't but most of them did feel the instant I unleashed some bloodlust...I didn't even mean to do so...It scared the crap out of me."

"I see...Hm...Anything else?" Jiraiya asked as he rubbed his chin.

"Well...there was this thing last night...Ero-sennin...What was considered full mastery of Shunshin no jutsu?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Hm? I told you before...Mastery is achieved when you can use it without placing a seal on something. However, full mastery was achieved by only one person, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Yondaime Hokage-sama...He is the only person able to use Shunshin no jutsu without placing a seal on something first and without forming the handseals...But even so he preferred to place a seal on something, since it made a hell of a lot easier to performed the jutsu. Why are you asking?" Jiraiya raised a curious eyebrow again at the blonde.

"Last night...I think I used Shunshin no jutsu unconsciously...without performing handseals or placing a seal on something..."

Jiraiya blinked and then burst out in laughter, "Sorry Naruto, but that's impossible. Even I can't do such a thing and I'm considered one of the legendary Sannin. You are still having a hard time perfecting the basics of the jutsu...I doubt you can pull something like that off..."

"But isn't it possible with something like er...the power of love or whatever?" Naruto asked and looked confused towards the hermit, who continued laughing.

"Well, though love is a powerful thing I doubt it makes you master moves all of a sudden..." Jiraiya said and stopped laughing, "Naruto...Anger gives you a lot of power. You know that. However, when you get enraged, you can't control that enormous power at all. Extreme emotions are the key to triggering the Kyuubi's power...Anger is one of them...It might be love is one as well...But waking up with the Kyuubi's eyes...Naruto...could it be that..."

Naruto saw the pervert raise his perverted grin and he furrowed his eyebrows, shaking his head, "I didn't, you dirty minded old hermit."

"Dirty minded old hermit, you say huh?" Jiraiya asked, sounding somewhat surprised.

"Damn straight I did! I didn't do such a thing at all!" Naruto stood up from the couch.

"Hm...that's not it really...but never mind what I truly meant...for now just relax and don't use the Kyuubi's power...Go home and rest some...I guess you just got over excited from being around all those girls..." Jiraiya said and guided Naruto to the front door.

"Hm...Perhaps...You don't want to know what happened last night?"

"Actually I DO want to know..."

"You perverted hermit..."

"Ahahahaha! Well then Naruto, come visit any time you want but just go home for now...See you later!" Jiraiya said and shoved Naruto out.

"Hai, hai..." Naruto replied grumply.

As Jiraiya closed the door, his face turned serious again, "What do you think...Tsunade?"

The broom closet opened and Tsunade stumbled out of it, "That you should freaking clean that broom closet up of yours! It stinks and is full of dust!"

Tsunade dusted herself off as Jiraiya snickered, "Ah...sorry, sorry...I keep my lil' shelter nice and clean but the broom closet is a mess..."

"Never mind that...Do you have any idea what's wrong with Naruto?" Tsunade asked.

"No...But his voice as 'Nemar'...You noticed it too...did you not?"

"Yeah..."

"Anyway, I guess we should inform the jounin today. If you'd please be so kind to gather them up."

"Ohh...Only because you said please, Jiraiya..." Tsunade replied and Jiraiya snickered.

Meanwhile Naruto was lazily walking away from the hermit shelter and back into the forest. Naruto stopped walking when he made it a few feet in to the forest and turned around, "Why did you follow me...?"

"Yo...Naru-chan..." Anko said with a wide smirk as she spinned a small purple flower around between her two fingers.

Naruto let out a sigh and shook his head, "Really, what is it?"

Before Naruto had the time to look at her and say anything else, a snake wrapped around his waste and pulled Naruto into Anko's arms.

"It's been two days...I'm feeling kind of lonely Naru-chan...I planned on meeting up with you later...but as I saw you jumping from building to building I figured I could go now as well." Anko's smirk was still on her face as she let her hands run over his back.

"I see...Geez, I thought you'd atleast do stuff with some other guy while not being with me..." Naruto replied and looked at Anko.

"No, no...That won't do at all...After all when it comes to men I have just one prey at a time...And right now you're my prey, Naru-chan..." Anko pressed her chest tightly against Naruto and moved in for a kiss, when she noticed that the blonde wasn't phased by her actions at all.

"Why aren't you blushing?" Anko asked in disbelief, saying her thoughts out loud as well while she pulled slightly back from Naruto.

Naruto shrugged, "I guess I'm somewhat used to you right now?"

"Ohh...I guess that I'll have to miss your blushing then, huh?" Anko asked.

Naruto shrugged again, "After last night, hugging and kissing a girl doesn't affect that much anymore...I hope..."

Anko pouted at seeing that Naruto didn't care one bit and probably would only be affected when she'd be standing naked in front of him and pressed his head between her breasts, but being near that old lech Jiraiya's place, it didn't seem like such a good idea to Anko.

"Naru-chan...That's no fun..." Anko said as she leaned over to him and started kissing him.

Naruto inwardly sighed again and started kissing her back, Anko pulling away from him the instant she felt his tongue roam around in her mouth, "Y...you..."

Naruto was surprised, very surprised as a matter of fact, for he had made Anko blush a light shade of red.

"How the...I never kissed her back before but I thought she was like THE infamous...or perhaps even famous...nymphowhatchamacallit of Konoha...And she used to do stuff to me like...well...Things that would still make me blush! I'm not supposed to make her blush...am I?"

Naruto grinned sheepishly at her and hoped for his sake that he didn't just flip some kind of switch that was labeled 'Let's get it on!' in Anko's mind. Anko threw her arms around Naruto's neck and made the two of them fall down onto the soft grass they were standing on.

She stole a kiss from his lips before looking into his eyes with a blush still on her face, "Naru-chan, I didn't expect that from you..."

"Ehehehe..." Naruto grinned sheepishly at her, "That's my line...Blushing because I kissed you back, I didn't expect that from Anko-sensei..."

Anko lowered her lips to his and stole another kiss, "A blush of surprise, Naru-chan...but I see you don't mind playing a bit more now..."

"P-play! Alright! I take it back! I'm not used to her! Damnit! I did flip the switch! I'm going to DIE!" Naruto blushed red and looked in shock towards Anko.

Anko giggled and Naruto looked surprised, the blush disappearing as she sounded rather cute and innocent, but the blush reappeared on his face as Anko trailed with a finger over his face, "There's that blush I love..."

"A...ah...y-yeah...I guess so..." Naruto looked nervously at the purpleheaded kunoichi.

Anko slightly rose up from his body, unzipped his vest and started tracing circles with her index finger, "You know Naru-chan...I think I've decided...You are the best playmate I ever had..."

"P...Playmate?!" Naruto tried his best not to turn around and try to crawl away from the kunouchi right then and there.

"Uhuh...So far Kakashi-kun was the number one but he turned out to just be a pervert...No fun at all...On the other hand, you..." Anko stared into his eyes, leaned forward and stole another kiss from Naruto's lips.

"Are innocent..." Anko stole another kiss from him.

"Sweet..." Anko's voice became a soft and turned into a whisper before she kissed him again.

"Cute...very, very cute..." Anko whispered and softly giggled before kissing him again.

"And by far the most fun to play with..." Anko tilted his head slightly up and made her lips connect with his for longer than just a second this time.

Naruto figured that most likely she'd leave him after this kiss so he wanted to make sure that all her desires, or at least the ones she wanted from Naruto then, were fulfilled.

He wrapped an arm around her and caressed her back, a soft whimper escaping from Anko as her tongue still explored Naruto's mouth. Anko placed a hand on Naruto's cheek as she broke the kiss and with a smirk on her face she stared into Naruto's eyes.

"Naru-chan...You have improved...Practiced with other girls for me?" Anko asked as Naruto blushed, both by the question and by the fact that he actually kissed Anko while being aware of it as well.

"Not practiced for you...but I had a few more kisses..." Naruto blushingly looked away from Anko.

"I noticed...Congratulations, Naru-chan..." Anko said as she laid back down on Naruto.

"F-for what?" Naruto asked nervously.

Anko leered at him and caressed his shoulders as she rose a smirk at him, "For doing to me what hasn't happened in ages by just being kissed..."

"A-ah...I see..." Naruto said and warily eyed the kunoichi, not sure what she meant by that.

"Hmm...I'm looking forward to it..." Anko said as she dreamily stared into Naruto's eyes.

"Wh...what...exactly?" He asked wide eyed.

"You'll know when that time comes..." Anko giggled a bit again and then stole another kiss from Naruto's lips, "But really, I'm surprised that you lasted this long...Though I guess it is unfortunate as well..."

"What is?" Naruto asked confused, "Please let her not break her promise of only keeping it to hugs and kisses!"

"That little Naru-chan doesn't want to play anything else...I'm really feeling like it right now...I thought about playing just by myself but you wouldn't survive seeing that most likely..."

"Wha...WHAT! Ero-sennin, please come out of your shelter soon and scare the nymphowhatchamacallit away!"

"Or perhaps you do want to play more...?" Anko asked seductively and looked at Naruto questioningly.

Naruto wrapped his arms around Anko and tightly hugged her, surprising Anko as he shivered, "Anko-sensei...Really, I don't want to do anything."

"Come on let this work...please let nymphowhatcha...er...well whatever she is! Please let her at least have a heart and be affected by this act!"

Anko wrapped her arms around him as well and closed her eyes as she rested her head next to his and whispered, "Sssht...Don't worry...I don't want to hurt my favourite toy...I'm just teasing...just teasing..."

Naruto's eyes went wide as he heard Anko's soft and nurturing voice and he felt all the muscle in his body relaxing from the sound. Naruto closed his eyes and let Anko lay on him like that until her next few words made him open his eyes again, "I love you Naru-chan."

"You...what?" Naruto said, blushing out of surprise.

"I love you...Even if you don't love me, I love you and even if you don't want to play more than what we are doing right now, I'm still happy...I love you and only you..."

Naruto couldn't believe what he was hearing and he doubted that Ero-sennin would believe it either, the Anko was in love with him.

"You...mean that?" Naruto asked surprised and Anko rose up from him with a wide grin on her face.

"Hehehe. No. I love everyone too much to dedicate me to just one guy. Sorry Naru-chan, just wanted to see your reaction."

Naruto let out a sigh, mostly of relief, "Geez, don't scare me like that..."

"What's that supposed to mean!"

"That if you really were I'd feel bad about rejecting you most of the time."

"Ow..." Anko blushed and then grinned again, "Then it wasn't a lie...Start feeling bad or give me your love, Naru-chan."

"You..." Naruto stared annoyed at the purplehead, who snickered at his reaction.

"I said it before, didn't I? I like...no, love teasing you, Naru-chan. Besides you acted out too with that 'I don't want to do anything'. If you really didn't you wouldn't have kissed me."

"Tsch...So those soft words were a lie as well?" Naruto asked annoyed, finding out that the one thing he did really like about Anko to be a lie was something he didn't like.

"No...That was true...I wouldn't hurt my Naru-chan..." Anko said and leaned forward to kiss him again.

"She's probably planning to keep me here until night falls or something...That's not what I'm planning on however..." Naruto thought as Anko stole yet another kiss from him.

"Alright then..." Naruto said and used as much strength as needed be to turn the roles around with Anko now lying on the floor and him lying on top of her. Anko blushed out of surprise again as he grinned at her, "Roles are turned around now, ne Anko-sensei...?"

"W-What...? Naru-chan are you going to...?" Anko blushed as Naruto slightly rose her netvest up. Naruto wrapped his arms around her, this time resting them under her netvest and on her bare back.

"What is it, sensei...? I thought you were living for this kind of stuff...?" Naruto asked grinning as he caressed Anko's back.

A soft whimper escaped her lips with every stroke as her blush turned into deeper shades of red. Naruto bend over and kissed the blushing kunoichi, who moved her hands under his shirt and pulled him closer to her own body, "This might just start the fire in her...but at least I can run for my life before that...I hope!"

As Naruto broke the kiss, he looked at Anko who was blushing and her eyes slightly trembled, shining in the light of the morning sun, "Now! Run Naruto, run!"

Naruto flipped off her body and started running for his life, but still he looked over his shoulder with a grin at her and waved, "Thank you for the lessons, Anko-sensei! Later!"

Anko by that time had risen her body up from the grass, staring at Naruto's back with a blush on her face.

"Come on Naruto, keep on running. Legs, don't fail me now! She'll probably start hunting you soon again!" Naruto thought as he ran down over the Hokage statues.

He kept on running until he reached his apartment, where he fell down to his knees in front of the door and breathed heavily in and out.

"M...made it...Damn it...she most likely would've raped me if I didn't leave after that...I'm so dead next time I meet her...well...most likely..."

Naruto reached into his pockets, opened the door, stumbling into his apartment and he threw his backpack into the bathroom along with his shirt. He stumbled into the living room and let out a sigh, feeling glad that Temari wasn't home yet.

A voice made Naruto stand straight up out of surprise, "Where were you last night? You didn't come home..."

Naruto turned around and found Gaara leaning against the wall with his eyes fixed onto Naruto, "Ehehehe...Yo, Gaara...Sorry, I've been out training all day last night and fell asleep in the forest when it became dark..."

"...Temari is going to kill you, you know that right?" Gaara asked as he slightly bounced off the wall and stood straight up, his arms still crossed over one another.

"W-Why would she do that?!" Naruto asked in surprise, "Sure, she seemed a bit depressed last night when I first saw her but I don't think she was THAT mad at me..."

"She was worried sick about you...All day she kept on going that it was her fault that you ran away and she even started assuming you killed yourself. I believe she checked Ichiraku's ramen stand about ten times in the first two hours that you went missing..."

Naruto's mouth dropped open and he just gasped at Gaara, who just shrugged before continuing, "I told her that you'd be fine...but she insisted on searching for you all day..."

"And you guys didn't find me? Wow...I guess my not so secret training area in the forest is well hidden after all..." Naruto blinked and then walked to his bed and sat down on it.

"Anything else I should know?" Naruto asked as he laid back down on his bed.

Gaara shrugged, "I suggest you stay home until Temari comes home from that slumber party she went to...If you aren't home by the time she comes you can consider yourself dead when you do get back..."

"Thanks, Gaara...That was really reassuring..."

"It was nothing..."

"It was sarcasm..."

"I know..."

"Good..."

"I wasn't being sarcastic..."

"I know..."

There followed a silence between the two off them and then Gaara reached for something underneath Naruto bed. Naruto jumped off his bed and looked confused at Gaara, "What is it?"

Gaara pulled Temari's fan from underneath Naruto's bed, "Want me to place this out of her direct grasp so she won't wreak havoc here?"

Naruto thought it over for a few seconds and then fiercely nodded, "I don't feel energetic enough right now to escape those smashing movements with her fan."

He grinned sheepishly at Gaara and rubbed the back of his head as Gaara placed it back under Naruto's bed, "...Out of reach..."

"What time do you think she'll be home?" Naruto asked as he walked towards the bathroom.

"I have no idea about that...She didn't tell..." Gaara said and folded his arms again.

"Alright then, if she gets back while I'm taking a shower let her know that I'm at least home and that the shower isn't running meaningless... Or something."

"Alright..." Gaara nodded towards Naruto, who just stepped into the bathroom and then suddenly turned back and faced Gaara, "Hey, What the heck did you do all by yourself yesterday?"

Gaara stared, arms crossed, silently staring at Naruto, appearing to be deep in thought and then replied, "...Nothing..."

"Hm...You really should start living it up more, Gaara..." Naruto said and headed in to the bathroom.

As the bathroom door closed and Naruto locked it, Gaara made his sand crawl up to him, carrying a pen, a notepad and the latest issue of 'Sandboy'.

Gaara opened the notepad first and then took a look at the centrefold of the magazine.

He let his eyes wonder over the model that was posing on it and then he took the pen his sand had carried to him and placed a check behind one of the items in his notepad, "Third member of Gaara's Angels found...Next up, bring plan to action..."

Naruto enjoyed the soothing warm shower, though his mind was also busy wondering who he should take out on a date tonight.

"Hinata is out of the question for tonight...It would cause too much suspicion...So I'd best go with her later...Temari...Well I guess that's going to be hard too...I can always tell to her and Gaara that I'm out to train or that I'm going to see Ayame-chan before heading out but still...hmm...Tenten..." Naruto thought and then remembered that Tenten slept and drooled all over his crotch, "It would be weird to go see her tonight! She'd probably still be embarrassed about what happened this morning...Ino or Sakura-chan...Well, I always wanted to go out on a date with Sakura-chan...why not, let's pick her for tonight."

When Naruto was done showering, he pulled his backpack open and changed into the spare clothes he had taken with him to the sleepover. The remainder of what was in his backpack were mostly from his bathroom anyway, so he decided to place all of that back, dumping the clothes he wore yesterday along with his sleeping bag onto the pile of laundry.

As he walked out of the bathroom, he found Gaara calmly sitting on the couch and just when Naruto was about to go to the living room as well, the front door opened.

"I'm home...!" Temari announced dully and then noticed Naruto was standing in front of her and looking at her.

She dropped her bag to the ground and before Naruto could do more than let a gasp slip out of his mouth, Temari had thrown her arms around his neck and tackled him to the floor.

Gaara silently stood up from the couch, walked towards the window and before slipping out of it, he waved nonchalant at the two blondes.

"Ehehehe...Hey, Temari..." Naruto grinned sheepishly at the blonde but that grin faded instantly as Temari slapped him across his face, "Where the fuck were you yesterday?!"

Naruto grinned again at her and rubbed the back of his head, "Sorry, sorry...I was out training real late so..."

"You had me worried sick, you bastard!" Temari rose Naruto's body from the ground and slammed him back down.

"I know...I heard it all from Gaara..." Naruto's grin faded again, "I'm sorry, Temari...I was a real idiot for acting like that yesterday..."

Temari threw her arms around his neck again and rested her body ontop of his, "No...I was the one who was stupid and short tempered...I ate your favourite thing in the whole world and did so without asking you if it was ok first..."

"Ehehehehe, You know, That ramen actually tasted really bad..." Naruto grinned widely again.

"What the hell are you talking about? That stuff was delicious...And I ate most of it..." Temari's words sounded like she was on the verge of bursting out in tears.

"No, your kiss tasted better than any ramen I've ever had..." Naruto grinned widely and blushed at saying such a thing out loud.

Temari pushed herself up from Naruto's body and stared with big wet eyes into Naruto's eyes while she blushed as well, "Na...Naruto...What are you saying!"

"Ehehehe...I'm not going to repeat it..." Naruto grinned widely and averted her gave as it made him blush even more.

Temari got off him and reached out with her hand, offering help to Naruto to stand up. Naruto grinned widely at her, took her hand and Temari pulled him up and into her arms, "Naruto..."

The whisper of his name entering his ears send a shiver down Naruto's spine.

"Do you..." Temari hesitated and pulled Naruto closer to her body, gulping as her body trembled, "...love me?"

Naruto gasped for air at the question,"Wha...What should I answer...Does she love me...? I thought she liked my alter ego! What is this all of a sudden..."

"Please don't..." Temari whispered, Naruto could feel tears drop onto his shoulder, "Please don't...I don't want to hurt your feelings...I'm in love with Nemar-kun...Please..."

Naruto couldn't help but smile for her and hug her back, "Don't worry, Temari...I won't be hurt. Just promise you'll at least always be a close friend of mine."

Temari hugged him tighter and smiled now as well, "You really have an amazing ability, Naruto...You can change the hearts of people...And I feel like you changed mine..."

She threw her head back and stared with a smile into Naruto's eyes, "However, if you ever plan on leaving after we had such an awkward moment like yesterday without saying a word, I'll beat the crap out of you when you get back. You jerk, making me worry like that..."

"Ehehehe, don't worry, I won't." Naruto grinned widely at her, "So, I heard you had a slumber party. How was it?"

Temari stared silently for a moment at him and then squealed, tackling Naruto to the ground again.

"Ey! Temari!"

"It was so much fun! My god, I think Nemar-kun likes me a lot! He even let me borrow his vest when I was the first to lose at strip poker! I shouldn't have told you that...but still!"

"Temari! Why are you hugging me so tightly!" Naruto shrieked as Temari squealed again.

"Because I need to hug someone right now! I didn't really get a hug from him last night so...!" Temari squealed again and hugged Naruto even tigher.

"Alright, alright! Just tell me what happened!" Naruto said and wrapped her arms around her to hug her back.

"I had a chance to make out with him! He's such a good kisser! It reminded me someone or something but he was SO great!" Temari squealed again and Naruto cringed in pain, "Temari...Can't...Breathe..."

Temari loosened her hug so Naruto could breathe and then rubbed her cheek over his out of sheer enjoyment of the fond memories she had of the previous night, making Naruto blush red as she did so, "He wrapped his arm around me! And he was so cute! When you would trace a finger over his bare back he'd jump up and look sooo cute! It was almost as adorable as seeing Gaara or you sleep! I even kissed Tenten rather passionately last night..."

Temari then fell silent and blushed, Naruto blushing even deeper red and coughed, "Thanks for reminding me, Temari...That was..."

"Ehehehe..." Temari innocently stuck her tongue out at Naruto and blushed, "Perhaps I shouldn't have told you that...But it looks like you like that idea, don't you Naruto?"

"What guy wouldn't...?" Naruto muttered blushing.

Temari grinned and giggled, "Shall I tell you what it felt like to kiss Tenten as a girl...?"

"Eh..." Before Naruto could even answer Temari tightly hugged him again and continued telling her story.

"My! That was so erotic! I think I even got slightly wet from that kiss with her!"

"Temari!"

"Really! She was that good at kissing! And just the idea of what might have happened if the other girls weren't there! Maybe I should go see her and ask if she wants to find out what that feels like too!"

"TEMARI!" Naruto flushed red and stared in shock at Temari.

"I wonder if Nemar-kun would like to do it with us! Do you think he was thinking H thoughts when he was seeing us like that? Of course he wouldn't! He's so pure minded! He didn't even try to do something perverted to us when we were naked or showed signs of being a pervert! And...Oh. My. God...He...he..." Temari flushed red as she remembered a certain something happening.

"T-Temari...?" Naruto blinked worried at the blonde wind mistress, whose entire face turned red, before squealing as loud as she could possibly squeal.

She rested her head on Naruto's chest and breathed deeply in and out, her blush still deep red, "...I...I..."

"Ehm...Temari? Is there something that happened between the two of you I should know about as your ehm...hug buddy?" Naruto asked as he let his hands rest on her back.

"N-No...I'd rather keep that to just myself...you'd freak out if you knew, Naruto..." Temari said, tightly hugged him again and started squealing again, "But damn he was SO muscular! He was really damned hot! I was impressed when I first saw him without his shirt! And then when he needed to take his pants of during strip poker...I think I saw his manhood!"

"WHAT?!" Naruto yelled at the top of his lungs, staring at Temari with wide eyes, "So...she...WHAAAAT!"

"I'm not really sure, but I think I did get a glimpse at least of it! I'm not sure, but if I did...!" Temari squealed again.

Naruto blushing still a shade of deep red grinned nervously as Temari's squealing finally stopped and she looked like was thinking about something, "Ne, Naruto...Do you think Nemar-kun liked my underwear?"

"Ehm...Probably...I...I don't know what it looks like, now do I?" Naruto lied as he blushed and looked away.

"Here I'll show you. I could use your opinion as a guy to tell me if he would've liked it or not..." Temari said and Naruto looked wide eyed at her, a certain perverted thought crossing his mind as he screamed in his mind as well, "WHAAAAAAAT!"

Temari crawled off his body and over towards her bag, unzipping it and pulling her underwear set that she wore yesterday out of it, showing it to Naruto, "Well, what do you think? Would he like it?"

"Gaaah! Baka! What do you think you are doing, showing your underwear like that to me! Want to kill a young boy or something!" Naruto overreacted, but he didn't want to think about Temari's underwear, or Temari in only her underwear for that matter.

"No, but I need your opinion...Wait, I'll show you what I'm wearing right now. Maybe then you can form an opinion if you like it or not..." Temari said and before Naruto could even react she pulled her shirt up showing her sand-colored bra at Naruto, "See."

Naruto was stuck in his words, blood crawled up to his face and a moment later he shot back from the sudden burst of blood shooting out of his nose. Temari crawled back over towards Naruto and shook him a couple of times, "Come on Naruto, I thought you could handle seeing a bra. After all you have those bikini calendars as well."

Naruto jumped back up with his fist raised up in the air, "That's different! You don't see bras all the time during summer! Plus have you ever looked in the mirror how big your breasts are and what your bra covers up?"

"Of course, of course..." Temari waved her hand dismissively, "I thought since you handled all those mental images I most likely gave you that you'd at least be able to handle seeing such a thing..."

"I can! It's just the fact that there is a limit to how much I can handle! And for your information I've been in a rather perverted position earlier today! I just reached my limit, that's all! No perverted thoughts!"

"Perverted position...?" Temari blinked at her fellow blonde, then formed a grin on her face and leered at Naruto, "Now that's something I like to know about."

"Ehm...Did I say perverted position? I don't remember saying perverted position..." Naruto lied as he looked the other way but Temari could tell he was lying this time and tackled him to the ground again.

"Come on! Tell me, Naruto! I showed you my bra so I expect something in return." Temari placed her elbows on the ground on each side of Naruto's body and leaned on her hands, waiting for the blonde to start talking.

"Alright...It's just that I happened to run into Anko-sensei this morning when returning from training and well ehm...We had a rather long make out session on the grass..." Naruto blushed and scratched his whiskers.

"My, that is perverted...Being part of a student-teacher relationship after all, huh Naruto?" Temari blushed and smiled at Naruto.

"N-no! I'm not! It's just that she's been stalking me for some time now and she promised that she'd be nice to me if I kissed her every once in a while! S-so she started making out with me this morning!"

"Alright, I believe you." Temari said smiling at him, "Now let's go shopping Naruto."

"Shopping?" Naruto blinked in confusion at the blonde.

"Yup, since your limit has been reached and emptied again, there should be no problem with you giving your opinion on new lingerie now!"

"Eh! We're shopping for THAT!"

"Come on, Naruto! I want to have sexy lingerie for Nemar-kun!"

"B-But what if his taste is different from mine!" Naruto futilely tried to make lame excuses to Temari that he didn't want to go shopping with her for girls' underwear.

"Then I guess it can't be helped and I'll have to beat you up when he says he thinks it's ugly..." Temari said smiling at Naruto.

"How's that supposed to convince me to come with you!"

"Alright then...we can do this multiple ways. You can willingly come with me, I can beat you senseless enough until we are inside the store, I could reward you with my famous soup that Gaara loves so much, I could reward you for coming with a kiss if that's what you want...Really there are enough possibilities to make sure that you come with me to the lingerie store." Temari smiled another innocent smile at Naruto.

"Alright, alright...I'll go with you..." Naruto sighed in defeat.

"Thank you Naruto, you're the best." Temari said and gave Naruto a small kiss on his lips, making him blush crimson, "You'll get another one once we get back."

"Really...That isn't necessary..." Naruto blushed and grinned at the blonde as she got off his body and stretched out.

"It's ok...I'm in a very affectionate mood today, since I might have a date with Nemar-kun tonight. There's only an official 25 percent chance I will, but with the way he acted yesterday to me I think my chances are way more than just 25 percent." Temari smiled and rubbed the back of her head, slightly blushing at Naruto mainly for the thoughts she had.

Naruto jumped back up and stretched out as well, "Ehehehe. Well who knows, huh?" "I'm sorry Temari but tonight is Sakura-chan's night...I'll take you out tomorrow then..."

"Well, Come on. Let's get some cute lingerie to surprise Nemar-kun and make him happy. Well, you'll be happy too since I doubt you've seen a lot of women in lingerie at your age." Temari said and winked at Naruto.

"Ehehehehe..." Naruto sheepisly grinned and rubbed the back of his head, "You'd be surprised if you knew how many girls in their underwear I've seen these past few days, Temari..."

A while later, Temari was dragging Naruto all over Konoha in search of a lingerie store, since Naruto obviously didn't know where to find one.

"P-Perhaps I should stay outside..." Naruto said blushing as they finally found a lingerie store.

"How would I get your opinion them? I'm not going to buy them all, I'm not THAT rich..." Temari said as she crossed her arms.

"Alright, alright, I'll go in with you and...give my opinion..." Naruto said blushing and Temari took his hand again and walked into the store with him.

"Welcome, how can I help you?" The lady behind the counter greeted Temari.

"Hey, I'm looking to buying some new lingerie, but I'm not from Konoha as you can see." Temari momentarily pointed at her hitai-ate, "Could you show me some of your finest sets that you have available in cup size C85?"

"Of course, please follow me." The lady said and stepped away from the counter.

"Now you also know my cup size..." Temari whispered to Naruto and winked at him.

"I already KNOW that..." Naruto blushed and decided that he'd look around and figured that a lingerie store was a whole lot more than he thought it was.

Everywhere he looked were women, bras, panties and women and some of them openly came walking out of the dressing rooms showing their bra to their boyfriend or husband.

"Oi, Temari...Isn't this like a paradise for perverts? I mean...Look at what you women do here! And there are guys here that they don't know that can even see them in their underwear!" Naruto whispered to Temari.

Temari smiled at Naruto and softly giggled at his sense of observation, or perhaps rather his interest in his new surroundings.

"Here we have a fine collection of push-up bras, normal bras, corsets, sets of lingerie and almost anything you'd want that we have available for your breasts along with matching lingerie." The lady said and showed Temari the section, "Please take your time to look around and if you wish to try any of them on, the dressing rooms are back there."

The lady bowed and left Temari and Naruto alone, Temari pondering about what she'd try on first and Naruto wondering where he should place his eyes so he wouldn't look like a pervert or that he was staring at some other guy's girl.

"Alright, let's try these first." Temari said once she grabbed a few sets of lingerie, "Come on Naruto, We don't have all day."

"You're going to try them on?!" Naruto whispered to keep his voice.

"Of course, how else are you going to give your opinion?"

"..." Naruto admitted defeat in silence and followed Temari to the dressing room that were located in the back, deciding to take the ones that were hidden from view in the store.

Temari sat him down on a sort of bench across the dressing rooms and then gave him a small kiss on his cheek, "Wait right here or I won't be nice to you...and you know what that means for when we're going to sleep tonight...You're going to be one unlucky guy..."

Naruto slightly nodded with a flushed red face and Temari headed in to the unoccupied dressing room across Naruto. He let out a sigh and hung his head in defeat and looked around to see who else was here with him.

Other than him there was this one other guy, who dully leaned back and as if on cue, the girl across him came out of the dressing room, wearing something that Naruto wondered was considered legally to wear anywhere, since he had to pinch his nose with both hands not to let the blood shoot out.

The guy on the other hand just raised a lazy thumbs up at the girl, who pouted and with a "hmph..." headed back into the dressing room. Naruto gasped at the guy's reaction, "What the hell! That guy acted so calmly to that girl's outfit! Doesn't he like women or something!"

Not wanting to catch the attention of that guy, he turned his gaze back in front of him and waited for Temari to come out, which she did soon after.

"Well?" She asked as she spun around in the dark purple corset she had picked out. Naruto gasped, stared and gasped some more as he looked at Temari, his eyes couldn't help being fixed on Temari's chest.

"Do you like it?" Temari added and Naruto nodded vigorously at the blonde, who rose a wide smile at him, "He's just like a little brother right now...Kawaii!"

Temari headed back inside the dressing room and Naruto forced his breathing and heart pace to climb back to normal.

Out of the corner of his eyes he saw the guy, that just looked so relaxed at his own girl in an even more exposing and sexy lingerie set, drooling over himself with his face being entirely red and just having his eyes fixed on Temari's dressing room.

Naruto's eyes twitched, "That guy...I don't like the way he looks at Temari...He is here with another girl and yet he is looking like that at Temari..."

Naruto jumped up from his seat and walked towards Temari's dressing room, sticking his head trough the curtain when he arrived and whispered at Temari, "Oi, Temari..."

Temari, who had her fully exposed back facing Naruto in a 45 degree angle with her hands on the skirt that she was about to take off, jumped up and turned her back towards him, covering her front up as she did and blushing crimson, "Naruto! What the hell are you doing!" She snarled at him.

"Sorry...! I didn't mean to see you like that or something, but some guy whose here with a girl is having his eyes locked onto your dressing room...! I don't like the way he looks at it...!" Naruto whispered as he shut his eyes tight.

"Naruto, keep your eyes shut." Temari said softly and Naruto nodded in reply, so Temari turned towards him and bend over to be on face length, "It's alright if he looks, his girlfriend will beat him up if she notices and how am I otherwise supposed to get your opinion on what I have lying around here?"

"Can't you just motion me to come to the dressing room and show it then? I feel bad for that guy's girl, he doesn't even pay attention to what she's wearing..."

"Alright, alright...If that's the case then I'll motion you to come over to the dressing room when I'm done...You are really starting to develop a big sister complex over me, aren't you?"

"You're not my sis...!"

"I know, I know...Just saying that because you seem to worry a lot about me...No need to, really, I can take care of myself most of the time..." Temari ruffled trough Naruto's hair and pushed the blonde's head out of the dressing room with one hand.

Naruto slightly groaned and let out a sigh as he headed back to his seat with a red face, "Sure, she's a Jounin...but even then if some pervert stares at her it's not like I can just plainly ignore that..."

From the corner of his eyes he could see that guy eye him jealously and Naruto narrowed his eyes slightly. The guy stood relaxed and carefree of his seat and walked forward towards the dressing rooms. When he stood in front of the dressing room where the girl who he was with was changing, he started sidestepping towards Temari's dressing room.

Naruto took notice of it and once the guy was just one dressing room away from Temari, Naruto launched himself at the guy, sending them both into the empty dressing room the guy stood in front of.

"What the hell are you trying to do! Wanting to peep at Temari, huh!"

"Ah! Share the wealth kid! Share the wealth!"

"Oh, I'll share the wealth with you! The wealth of my fists that is!"

The guy shielded his face with his arms and as he looked to his side, saw a pair of white panties lying on the floor, Temari's white panties.

"Take this!" Both Naruto and the perverted guy yelled, the last one grabbing Temari's pair of panties and holding it in front of Naruto's face.

"My panties!" Naruto heard Temari shriek and the guy who held them up to his face smirked, "Ultimate Pervert Escape Technique...White Panties!"

The pervert threw Temari's white panties into Naruto's face, where it hung on Naruto's nose and as he took it off, the pervert started crawling out of the dressing room. Naruto blushed crimson after giving the panties a look and then quickly threw them over the dressing room board, which separated and divided every dressing room, "Grab it, Temari!"

Naruto then turned around and saw the pervert take the girl he was with out of her dressing room, still half naked, "Come on Sis, we're leaving!"

"Kyaaaaaaaa!" The girl screamed as she covered herself up and with her legs started kicking her apparent brother, "What do you think you are doing, perverted brother!"

As the girl kept kicking her brother, Temari stuck her head out of her dressing room with her white panties sitting on top of her head and Naruto watched the pervert get beat up while he rested his hands on the back of his head. Just then two very, very big men marched into the dressing room area, "Did someone say 'pervert'?!"

Naruto looked at the pink shirts the men were wearing which said 'Anti-Pervert Security' and blinked at them as the girl talked to the 'security', "Yeah! My perverted brother pulled me out of the dressing room while I was like this!"

"I see!" One of the two men exclaimed.

"Then we shall throw him out of the store for you miss!"

"He will not bother you again with your lingerie shopping!"

"For we are..."

"Maito Laim!" He struck the nice-guy pose and his teeth sparkled.

"and Matio Gee!" The other guy said, struck the same nice guy pose and his teeth sparkled as well.

"Thank you very much." The girl bowed to the two men and headed quickly back into her dressing room.

"Alright, Aniki! Let's throw this pervert out!" Laim said.

"Yes! Let's!" Gee replied.

"Er...Ano sa, ano sa?" Naruto asked as he eyed the security guards awkwardly.

"Yes? Can we help you?" Laim asked as they started pulling the pervert away.

"You wouldn't be related to a guy named Maito Gai...would you?" Naruto eyed them awkwardly.

"Aniki!"

"Aniki!"

"This little blonde knows Onii-sama!"

"It appears so!"

"What shall we do!"

"Eh...What do you mean...?" Naruto looked in confusion at the two brothers of Gai.

"All who know Onii-sama are either stuck in their springtime of life or not! Seeing you are in this store you are not!"

"Anti-Pervert Security!" The two guys exclaimed, "Taking out another pervert!"

The two men started walking towards Naruto, ready to capture him and throw him out as well. However, the two of them suddenly stopped as Temari wrapped her arms around Naruto from over his shoulders, resting her head next to his, "He's with me."

The security guards stopped and looked at Temari who smiled at them or perhaps, rather because she surprised Naruto with her sudden course of action.

"So leave him alone, I need him to judge my new lingerie..." Temari said and then finger flicked Naruto's cheek, "And this guy is one of the guys that isn't even close to being perverted..."

"Understood!" The security said saluting Temari, picked up the real pervert and started taking him away.

Naruto rubbed his cheek and turned his head towards her. He was going to say something to her amongst the lines of 'What was that for?' but he was too distracted by the softness that was being pressed on his back.

"Alright...Now no more fooling around, Naruto..." Temari let her arms slide off him and headed back into her dressing room.

Naruto sat back down and rested his head on his hands, "She's acting kind of strange...She could've just said so without hugging me in that way...I guess it was more convincing then saying so...but still...Hmm...Well she did say she was in an affectionate mood today so that might be it as well...but why did she have to press her chest on my back! They're were so...so...soft! and warm!...Gaaah! What am I thinking about!"

"You want to see them, right?" A voice whispered in Naruto's ear and he nodded.

"You want to grab them and feel how soft they are, right?" Naruto nodded again.

"You want to push her against the wall and..." Naruto almost nodded again, but then he recognised the voice and shook out of his thoughts.

He backed away and in a reflex, pointed at the white haired man that was grinning widely at him, "Ero-sennin! What are you doing here!"

"I came here to...ehm...gather data! Yes that's it!" Jiraiya grinned widely at Naruto and chuckled.

"I thought they didn't let guys like you in this place!" Naruto kept pointing.

"Well...That's true...but it's different for the owner of the place...now isn't it?"

"Naruto? Who are you talking to...?" Temari's voice came from her dressing room.

"Eh..." Naruto's eyes shot towards the dressing room and back at the white haired man, who waved at him and gave him a thumbs up before disappearing from the scene.

"N-No one Temari! No one is here, you can come out if you want." Naruto stated after he had double checked if the old hermit really wasn't around them any longer.

Temari walked out of the dressing wearing a red-black wave patterned lingerie set, Naruto flushed red at seeing her again and, to make it even worse, she turned around and bend over, looking at Naruto from over her shoulder, "And what do you think of these?"

"Y-You...want me dead, right!" Naruto said, flushing even deeper red as he tried to seal Temari's pose out of his vision.

Temari laughed and then headed back into the dressing room, "I'll take that as a definite 'Yes, buy them, Temari'..."

Half an hour, some blood loss, two red paper props in Naruto's nose and a whole lot of new lingerie for Temari later, they were walking back towards Naruto's apartment.

"Hehehe, I think I shouldn't have posed in front of you like that, Naruto. The store's clerk wasn't happy with those bloodstains..." Temari sheepishly grinned and rubbed the back of her head, one of her two shopping bags banging softly against her back.

"You think?! You think?! You nearly killed me in there!" Naruto shook Temari back and forth, "You pretty much killed all the sleep I could have had tonight! And you think you shouldn't have posed like that! I am sleeping next to..."

Before Naruto was able to continue, Temari covered his mouth and whispered, "I got it, I got it...Don't say anything else, you idiot...People will start thinking you and I are doing stuff together...Also, It's not like you didn't enjoy watching me...if that was the case I'm seriously starting to doubt your sexuality and I'm going to keep Gaara away from you..."

"Wha-what the!" Naruto moved her hand away and looked shocked at her before continuing in a whisper, "Of course I 'liked' seeing you in those things...Every guy in Konoha would 'like' to see you in that dattebayo...It's just that I 'like' my sleep more than the 'dreams' you probably just caused me to get tonight..."

Temari blushed and looked questioningly at him, "Y-you dream about me?"

"..." Naruto blushed and tried his best to talk himself out of this one, "N-no...but I'm almost sure I'll have dreams of you tonight involving H stuff after such a thing..."

Naruto looked away from Temari, as the two of them continued blushing and Temari broke into a grin, "If that's the case, then we have one more thing to get before heading back home."

"Hm? What are you talking about? I thought you just wanted to go shopping for the stuff you just bought..." Naruto looked in confusion at the blonde.

"Yeah, but I don't want to wake up lying in a pool of your fluids---..." Temari sang as she started skipping towards the nearest pharmacy.

"Eh! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU THINKING! SOMETHING LIKE THAT WON'T HAPPEN!" Naruto yelled and ran after the quickly skipping Temari, who seemed all too happy about teasing the young blonde with these things.

A while later, Naruto was sitting on his bed, intensely reading the instructions on the back of the little black box that Temari gave to him with a blush on his face.

He looked up from the box to Temari, who sat across him, giggling like a little girl and blushing as well.

"..." Naruto stared at her rather annoyed though he was still blushing red in his face, "Ano ne, What's up with picking the 'Small' version?"

Temari giggled some more and put her hands in front of her face, "Well, I did also buy medium and large, but you'll only get either of those if the small one won't fit..."

She leered at him and Naruto did process the fact that she looked rather cute doing so, but he was too annoyed by the fact that she bought him a thing like that for god knows what reason.

Naruto's eyes twitched, "I'm not even going to try to use it..."

"Oh come on...Or do you want me to put it on for you?" Temari asked teasingly and giggled more, Naruto's eyes widened and then he quickly replied, "No!"

"Pft, I refuse to try such a thing..." Naruto said and threw the little black box over his shoulder.

"Ah, no!" Temari noticed the little black box flying trough the air and dived at it to catch it and Naruto yelped, "Ah!"

"Got it...Ehehehe." Temari smirked and then noticed she was lying on something that for some reason felt uncomfortable.

Temari crawled back and noticed that she jumped right on top of Naruto, who was have a sort of spasm attack right now.

"I'm sorry, Naruto..." Temari stifled a giggle, "But I couldn't just let that thing fall onto the floor...It cost me money!"

Naruto shook his head and rose back up rubbing his nose and then he looked at Temari, who rubbed an area in her cleavage with two fingers, "Damn, falling on someone hurts..."

"Eh..." Naruto blushed red, realising where his nose, or rather, his entire face, had just been, "Temari, if you ever decide to have my face stuck between your breasts, please don't fall on my face..."

Temari blushed as well and looked away, "Idiot, I didn't do it on purpose...Besides, you have one hard nose...I'm going to the bathroom for a minute or two..."

She jumped up off his bed and quickly headed towards the bathroom and Naruto laid back down on his bed, "Damn...I guess she really is in a good mood today...She didn't even try to kill me yet...Well...not on purpose...I think..."

A few minutes later, Temari came back from the bathroom and sat down on the edge of Naruto's bed again and Naruto rose back up from his bed to face her.

"So, what shall we do now?" Temari asked as she looked around the living room.

"Hm...I don't know...Train?" Naruto asked as he raised an eyebrow.

"No, I got an even better idea." Temari said and smiled at Naruto.

"You do? What is it?" Naruto asked with his clear blue eyes staring at Temari in wonder what she could've came up with.

"Naruto, do you know how to spoil a girl?" Temari asked as she tilted her head to the right and her smile broke into a smirk.

Gaara came back to Naruto's apartment a while later, heading the same way he headed out, through the window. He looked around the living room, finding neither his sister nor their blonde friend Naruto, "It's quiet..."

Gaara walked through Naruto's apartment, searching for any sign of the two still being present and when he found none he walked back in to the living room, "A little bit too quiet..."

Just then the door swung open and Naruto came rushing in, momentarily greeting Gaara, "Hey Gaara!"

"It's energetic Naruto..." Gaara thought as he watched the blonde sprint to the fridge, take out a large plastic box filled with grapes and he ran out again, "Bye Gaara!"

"It's a little bit too energetic Naruto..." Gaara raised a non-existent eyebrow and decided to follow the blonde.

He quickly followed Naruto, finding out he was headed towards the rooftop of his apartment and Gaara had to say, his interest in what the blonde might be up to slightly increased. However that interest was nearly instantly lost as he found out exactly what he was doing on his rooftop with his sister.

There she was, his sister Temari, in her bikini on a beach blanket on top of a roof in Konoha, getting her every need served by a bunch of Naruto's. One Naruto was on her back, giving her a massage, another one was feeding her grapes and a total of three Naruto's were waving Temari's huge fan up and down to create a soft breeze.

"Temari, what are you doing up here?" Gaara asked once he approached his sister and Naruto.

"Hey, Gaara! You're in my sunlight so could you please take a step back first?" Temari asked and Gaara blinked at her for a moment before taking a step back, "Thanks, as for what we are doing here, Naruto was nice enough to spoil me for the rest of the afternoon..."

Naruto, who was massaging Temari, groaned and muttered something, to which Temari broke into a smirk and replied to, "What was that, dear? I couldn't quite hear you..."

"Nothing! Nothing dattebayo..." Naruto replied and continued to give her a massage.

"...I assume that this is the point where I leave you two alone then..." Gaara said and started walking away, slightly shaking his head before heading back down to Naruto's apartment.

"Ah...This is how life should be for the rest of my life..." Temari sang and opened her mouth so Naruto's clone could feed her another grape.

"For you it is..." Naruto said as he continued giving a massage to Temari's lower back, steadily moving up.

"You can stop giving me a massage for a moment, Naruto..." Temari said and Naruto gladly stopped to take a break.

Temari moved her hand to her back and untied her bikini top to which Naruto reacted rather surprised, "Eh! What did you do that for!"

"To get a nice tan, silly...I don't want to have a tan with parts being white due to my top...Ah...Konoha's spring sun is so nice..." Temari rested her head on her arms and closed her eyes.

"You're lucky...Usually it takes a bit longer for the spring to arrive..." Naruto said as he started giving Temari another massage.

"I'm luckier that you're a natural at giving massages Naruto..." Temari replied as she rubbed her face over her arm, trying to position her head better.

"Yeah, I never knew a thing like that." Naruto broke into a wide grin and moved towards the upper part of Temari's back.

"You know, I just decided on what I want to have in the nearby future..." Temari said sleepily.

"Hm...What would that be?"

"Nemar-kun's babies and you as my slave."

"Eh!" Naruto abruptly stopped giving her a masssage and stared at her.

Temari slightly opened one eye and looked at him, "Don't get the wrong idea, Naruto...I just want to have you as my slave so you can spoil me like this every day..."

"A-and what about that Nemar guy then?" Naruto asked as he blinked at her, still somewhat shocked.

"Well, someone needs to make some money while I breastfeed the babies...Hm...If he could do this though it would be even better...Two guys are better than one...Then again you can do Kage Bunshin no jutsu and so can he...That means an entire legion of love slaves...hm..." Temari said dreamily as she closed her eyes again and started drifting off.

"Eh! What are you thinking about!" Naruto yelped and looked with wide eyes at Temari, who was slowly falling asleep and mumbled something to Naruto before falling asleep.

Naruto shook his head and continued giving Temari a massage until he was starting to overheat from the bright afternoon sun. As he took his jacket off, Temari let out a soft whimper of not receiving her massage and Naruto softly smiled at her before continuing with Temari's massage.

"Ah!" Temari shot up from her position, finding herself lying in Naruto's bed.

"Ah, Temari...Finally awake, huh? You were starting to become, in Shikamaru's words, quite troublesome." Naruto grinned at her as he sat on the edge of his bed, an arm wrapped around Temari's waist.

Temari looked around the room in confusement, "Did something happen?"

"Nothing much..." Gaara sat with his arms crossed as he looked at the TV.

"Naruto...did you...?" Temari looked questioningly at the grinnin blonde.

"Ah, you know...After a while I thought that if you staid in the sun for much longer, you'd get a really bad burn. So I tied your top, since I wouldn't want to get killed by you, now would I? Ehehehe...Anyway, I decided to carry you back down here, to make sure you wouldn't get burned, but the instant I stopped giving you a massage, you started whimpering the entire time." Naruto grinned and scratched back of his head, "So considered giving you a massage once I laid you down here, but I'd get tired if you kept sleeping for a long time, so I settled with caressing your waist, which you seemed to like as your whimpering stopped."

Temari blushed and removed Naruto's arm from around her waist, "Ehm...Sorry, Naruto...I..."

"Ah, it's nothing to be sorry about...Besides, you looked really adorable when you were asleep and your whimpering was so sad, I just couldn't resist trying to make you stop without waking you up..." Naruto scratched the back of his head again and then rested both his hands behind his head and grinned at the blonde from Suna.

Temari blinked wide eyed at the blonde and then spoke up again, "I see...Naruto, where's my fan...?"

Naruto pointed towards the large fan which was resting on his bed as well and Temari looked towards it, running a hand over the metal.

"Ah..." Temari's gentle smiling eyes broke into a glare and as she snapped the fan of it's resting place, she let a cry of war out.

"AH! TEMARI! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Naruto barely avoided Temari's fan.

"Shut up!" Temari replied as she jumped up from the bed and rose her fan again, ready to try and hit Naruto again, who started running for his life.

"TEMARI! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS ALL OF A SUDDEN!" Naruto cried out as he started running around in his apartment.

"BECAUSE!" Temari cried back as she again failed to hit Naruto with her large fan.

"...Home, sweet home..." Gaara thought as he watched the two run around, "Perhaps I should settle them down...Makes nice target practice as well."

Gaara calmly started to make his sand crawl out of his gourd, until Temari smashed her fan down right in front of the tv, the shockwave causing Gaara's second favourite non-living object in the world to fall out.

"DIE!" Gaara snapped as his sand instantly bursted out of his gourd, formed a large hand and started chasing Naruto and Temari around the room as well. Temari took notice of this and, instead of trying to hit Naruto with her fan, she started running for her life as well.

A while later Temari and Naruto were caught in two seperate pillars of sand with Gaara standing in front of them, his eyes uncontrollably twitching.

"Temari...You realise what you've done...?" Gaara asked calmly, but his eyes still twitched.

"Ehehehe...I think that my fan caused the tv to drop out?" Temari asked sheepishly grinning at her little brother.

"Exactly...How do you want to repent for your actions...?"

"Ehm...Whack Naruto over the head with my fan for your entertainment?"

"Oi!"

"..." Gaara silently stared at Temari, his eyes still twitching.

"Alright, I understand...I'll make you my famous soup...However I'll do it tomorrow. Right now it's too late to do such a thing, I have to get ready for a possible date, you know..." Temari said as she stuck her nose up in the air as much as she could, which wasn't all that much due to her prison of sand.

Naruto looked at the clock and noticed that it was already after six, "That's right, I have to leave in less then an hour...Too bad for Temari, it's not her who I'm taking out on a date tonight...Oh well... Ramen is always good food..."

"I'll take it for your word then...Now let's eat...I'm hungry..." Gaara said as his sand released Naruto and Temari.

"Ramen for all!" Naruto cheered and ran to the kitchen to grab cups of instant ramen for all of them.

"Ramen again? Not that I don't like ramen, but eating it all the time isn't really good for a person..." Temari said as she took a seat at the kitchen table, where dinner would soon be served.

"What are you talking about? I ate ramen nearly all my life and look how I turned out! Just fine..." Naruto nodded with a smile on his face as he grabbed three cups of instant ramen.

"Hmph...'Just fine', he says huh?" Temari rested her head on her hand and smiled at the energetic blonde, who was watching the ramen in the microwave like it was about to do something surprising.

After their ramen dinner, Temari was the first to stand up and stretch out, realising she was still in her bikini, "Naruto, I can use your bathroom for the coming time, right? I need to get ready for my possible date with Nemar-kun so..."

Naruto smiled back at her as Temari scratched her cheek and sheepishly smiled at him, "Sure, go right ahead. I'm going out for training now anyway so I won't be using it until later tonight. Have fun, Temari. Later, Gaara."

Naruto stood up and quickly headed out of his apartment, but as he shut his door, he hesitated a moment and looked up to the sky, "Is this alright...? Temari seems so excited about just the possibility of having a date with 'me'...Then again so do the other girls...Well, aside from Hinata...I guess I will let Tenten and Ino down as well tonight...In the end I will have had a date with all of them anyway...Just need to make clear to them that a second date won't follow until I've been on one with all of them...Also, giving them word ahead if I will go out with them is important...Alright, starting tomorrow I'll let them all know if they have a date with me tonight or not!"

Naruto smiled at the sky and then rushed off, heading out towards Sakura's to go out with his favourite pink haired team-mate. Somewhere along the way to Sakura's house, Naruto hid himself in the shadows and quickly transformed into his alter ego Nemar and quickly headed onward to Sakura's house.

After reaching Sakura's house and knocking on the door, Naruto could start feeling his nerves crawl up over his back as he waited for, what to him seemed to take a century, the door to be opened.

"Damn...I'm finally going out on a real date with Sakura...A REAL date...Wait a minute where am I going to-..." Naruto's thoughts were cut off as the door slowly opened, revealing Sakura's green orbs and her pink hair.

She stared at him for a moment, her vivid emerald green eyes widening for a moment before she yelped in joy and threw her arms around Naruto's neck.

"Hey, Sakura. I'm here to..." Naruto started with a smile on his face and an arm on Sakura's back.

"I know." Sakura smiled at him and she turned around, shouting back inside, "Mom, I'm heading out!"

"Honey, where...?" Before Sakura's mother could ask anymore, Sakura slammed the door shut and took Naruto's hand, "So, where are we going?"

Naruto sheepishly grinned at her and rubbed the back of his head, "My thoughts exactly Sakura-chan..."

"You don't know?" Sakura looked questioningly at him with her big eyes.

"Ehehehe...It isn't a case of not knowing really...More like...Why didn't I think about this earlier than a minute before I knocked on your door...?" Naruto grinned at her and prayed to whatever god would listen to him that they wouldn't make Sakura hit him.

Sakura giggled for a moment and then started leading Naruto away from her home, "Don't worry. I know exactly where I want to go with you. Trust me, it's beautiful there and we can get to know eachother as much as you want there."

"Sakura, I'm really sorry that I kind of came unprepared for our date..." Naruto said apologetically, "It's just that I kind of had a busy day and all..."

"I said it's alright. I don't know why you rushed off this morning, but if you could, please do tell me..."

"...Well...I'm not even sure what happened...but my brain screamed I should get away as fast as possible for your own safety..." Naruto's eyes saddened, "I really don't want to know, or even think about what would or could have happened if I lost control of the Kyuubi like that time with Ero-sennin..."

"Well if that's that, then it is alright, isn't it?" Sakura asked smiling and then she tilted her head towards Naruto, "Besides, if you would've stayed with us, things might be different right."

"Did I miss anything special?" Naruto questioningly looked at Sakura and blinked at the pink haired girl.

Sakura bursted out in laughter and nodded, "Oh yes, you did. You certainly did..."

"Hm? Something funny happened? What was it?" Naruto asked as Sakura tried to restrain her laugher, not wanting to have the surrounding people think she had gone crazy.

"I'll tell you once we reach our destination." Sakura said and giggled again.

As soon as they reached their destination, Sakura wrapped her arms around one of Naruto's muscular arms and leaned her head against his shoulder, "Beautiful, isn't it?"

Naruto looked towards the emerald eyed girl and blushed, just then taking in the outfit that she wore, "Y-yeah..."

She wore a buttoned pink blouse, with a wide fade running down from the edges of it and she actually wore jeans, which was the first time Naruto saw her in a pair of jeans and he had to admit, she had a mighty fine pair of legs.

"So...Where shall we sit down and talk?" Naruto asked as he looked around, finding couples walking hand in hand everywhere and cuddling on the benches.

"How about near the sakura tree in the middle of the park?" Sakura pointed towards the slowly blossoming sakura tree in the middle of the park.

"It's only fitting when being here with a girl named after it." Naruto smiled at Sakura, who sweetly smiled back at him, "I bet she already knew..."

They walked over the grass, past a group of couples and settled down near the tree's perimeter. Without asking permission, Sakura effortlessly lifted Naruto's arms up, sat down on his lap and wrapped his arms around her, "I really love the scenery here..."

As she leaned against Naruto, she slightly blushed and Naruto blushed as well, "Y-yeah...It's nice...Anyway, what was so funny when I left you girls this morning?"

Sakura giggled slightly again, "Well, after you left...Hinata just woke up...I think it was from the bloodlust you unconsciously released...Anyway that's when the fun pretty much started..."

---Flashback no jutsu!---

Hinata let out a yawn and rubbed the sleep out of her still sleepy eyes, "O...hayo, everyone...Did everyone had a good rest?"

"Did you just sleep through all of that?" Temari blinked at the white eyed girl as the girls walked back into the living room.

"Eh...? D-did I miss something?" Hinata looked around and noticed the broken window along with the fact that Nemar was nowhere to be found.

"Nothing more important than a nice sleep..." Tenten replied and fell down onto her bed with her arms widely spread.

"Well, I would consider finding out that you, Tenten, drooled all over Nemar-kun's pants something that is more important than a nice sleep." Ino leered at Tenten and grinned widely at her.

"I-Ino!" Tenten shot up from her bed and Ino giggled, "That's not funny! It's not like I normally drool in my sleep!"

"Oh...? That makes it even more interesting why you drooled on his crotch..." Ino giggled some more and Tenten blushed as she gritted her teeth.

"Stop it you two...Let's make breakfast or something..." Sakura said as she placed her hands on her hips.

"Or perhaps it's more fun to talk about last night..." Temari giggled, "You girls do realise how we slept, right? On TOP of Nemar-kun..."

The rest of the girls, aside from Hinata, giggled as well.

"You could say that we were in some interesting positions yeah..." Ino giggled.

Sakura glared at Ino with a wicked grin on her face, "No, you can say that Temari, Tenten and myself were in interesting positions...You were just lying on his legs...While his hands were in rather...interesting positions for Temari and myself...Tenten just hit the jackpot with her position though..."

"Ehehehe...I wonder if he moved his hands in his sleep...I'm going to check that in a minute..." Temari wickedly grin now as well and Tenten started laughing maniacally as Ino let her shoulders hang in defeat that her position was the least interesting out of the four of them.

Just then there was a knock on the door and realising that it might be Nemar, who had returned for some reason, the girls started fighting each other when they jumped towards the door, trying to decide who should get to open it.

"Let me open the door!"

"No! I'm going to open the door!"

"Screw you all! This is my house, I'm the one who should open the door!"

"Shinranshin no jutsu!" Ino shouted and used her mind confusement technique to make the other girls back off.

"That's unfair Ino!" The girls chanted together as they started walking back into the living room.

"All is fair in love and war..." Ino winked at the girls and then quickly ran to the door, "Hello!"

Ino's happy face clouded as she saw who it was, "Oh...It's you, huh?"

"I'm here to pick Hinata-sama up on request of my uncle..." Neji said as he stared at Ino's disappointed and moderately annoyed face.

"Please come in then..." Ino instantly said and let Neji in.

"Is that your usual nightly wear Yamanaka? Seems...envelopping..." Neji asked as he walked past Ino, who closed the door behind him. Just then Ino realised what she was wearing and blushed red, knowing that Neji was just about to walk into a room filled with girls dressed the same way as she was.

"A-ah! Hold on a minute!" Ino rushed to catch up with the Hyuuga and stood with her arms spread in front of him when he was just about to enter the living room.

Neji glared at her, "No need to wait..." Neji carefully moved Ino out of his way and then stepped into the living room, the looks of four girls fixed on him.

"Neji-niisan?" Hinata asked as she jumped out of bed and her chest slightly bounced up and down.

The movement repeated a couple of times in Neji's vision and then his eye twitched as he stood there awestruck.

"Ehehehe...Don't worry, Neji...Nothing happened last night! We...We were just having some fun together, that's all!" Tenten waved apologetical at her team-mate, whose eyes now turned towards Tenten and the other girls.

"Ah..." Neji gasped as he couldn't help but let his eyes fall down to the chests of all the blushing girls in the room before finally letting them fall on Tenten's.

"What's wrong, Neji?" Tenten asked in a worried tone as she touched her lips with her fingers.

Just then a vital piece of the now moderately torn fabric fell down, exposing a vital part of Tenten's breasts and it was all too much for the young Hyuuga prodigy. A small trinkle of blood dripped out of his nose before he fell back and fainted.

Ino blinked at Tenten and then started snickering softly as Tenten bend over to check up on her team-mate that just fainted. Tenten blinked at her team-mate and then turned around to face Sakura and Temari, "Was it something I said?"

Temari and Sakura blushed at seeing that a important part of what should cover Tenten up now loosely hung by her side and then the two broke out into laughter, "Tenten! Your breasts! He could see them!"

Tenten looked down, noticed that her chest was indeed exposed and after a yelp and a crimson blush on her face she quickly covered her chest up with her arms.

"I...I think we should put our clothes back on...For Neji-niisan's sake..." Hinata suggested as she checked for her cousin's pulse.

"Y-Yeah..." The still flushed red Tenten agreed as she quickly ran into her bathroom.

---End of Flashback no jutsu!---

Naruto tried to restrain his laughter as the mental picture of Neji having a nosebleed crossed his mind once again, but he failed miserably.

"He...He actually passed out from that! I...I can't believe it! I had to endure much more last night than that!" Naruto said between bellows of laughter as tears formed in the corner of his eyes.

"You should've seen him when we were all dressed and we woke him up...He couldn't stop staring at Tenten and Hinata's chests!" Sakura laughed in a more delicate way than Naruto but tears were still forming in the corners of her eyes.

"R-Really!" Naruto couldn't stop laughing and litterally rolled over of laughter, forgetting that in doing so he'd take Sakura with him.

The pink haired girl didn't seem to mind, as she kept laughing with him for a while before taking Naruto's arm and laying it around her waist, "But you know...I'm glad you weren't there after that...He really seemed like he wanted to beat the crap out of any guy that would be on his path back then..."

"Ah...I see..." Naruto reduced his laughter to soft snickering, "Either way it's alright...I don't know how strong he is but I wouldn't have backed out of a fight..."

Sakura turned around and stared dreamily into Naruto's eyes who, upon noticing that she was staring at him, stopped his snickering.

"You really resemble him a lot you know..."

"Huh? I resemble Neji?"

"No...I meant that you resemble him a lot...My team-mate and one of my closest friends...Naruto..."

Naruto blinked at Sakura, "What the...She seems like she's sad or something..."

"You're really lucky, you know...If Naruto was the way you are, Nemar-kun, I wouldn't even had paid attention to you...I thought he had matured a lot when I first saw him in two and a half years...and he did, but he still was an complete idiot at times...If...If he was more like you...I think I would have fallen in love with him...There were times I thought I was...but..." Tears formed in the corners of her eyes again, although they weren't of laughter this time.

"Sakura-chan...You..." Naruto silently stared at her with wide eyes.

"Ah...Look at me now...I'm just acting silly...I'm here with Nemar-kun because I like you..." Sakura rubbed the tears out of her eyes and rested her hand on Naruto's cheek as he stared at her in disbelief, "I guess you can't call it love on first sight really...but your actions and words...they moved me...They are what made me fall in love with you..so..."

Sakura closed her eyes and moved her lips towards Naruto's, "...Sakura-chan..."

Naruto pulled her closer and momentarily their lips connected with one another, their feelings for each other bonded momentarily together in one tender kiss. Sakura rose from the grass after breaking the kiss, sitting on her knees with a blush appearing on her face.

Naruto took the same position as her, blinking at the pink haired girl as he too slightly blushed. Sakura crawled over to Naruto, a look of longing apparant in her eyes as she placed Naruto's hands on her hips, "You said you liked me as well, right?"

Naruto could only slightly nod before Sakura sat back on his lap with her back resting against his right arm. She started unbuttoning her blouse, revealing her pink bra and bare skin underneath it, "Then please take me...love me...do what you want with me...my body...all of it...I want to lose all of my body's innocence to you, Nemar-kun...Tonight..."

Sakura rested a hand on the back of Naruto's head and pulled him in for another kiss, this time letting her tongue tenderly lick his lips, asking for entrance. Naruto obeyed to her request and opened his mouth as more blood started rushing to his face, "She wants to...she wants to...do THINGS with me!"

As they kissed each other with passion, Naruto's mind still raced to process the information just given to him, "How...! How the heck am I supposed to do something that she wants! I don't know! It's not like Ero-sennin ever told me something about how to do H things with a girl!"

Naruto slightly opened his eyes as Sakura kept hers closed and they continued kissing. His eyes darted to the right, finding a pair cuddling eachother, smiling towards Naruto and Sakura before the guy gently lets his girlfriend fall onto the grass and starts kissing her, "Maybe if I kiss Sakura long enough I will be able to watch them and pick up hints of how to do things...AH WHAT AM I THINKING! There's no way I can do something like that!"

Sakura broke the kiss and looked with tender lust in her eyes towards Naruto and placed a finger on his lips as he was just about to bend over and give her another kiss, "What's wrong, Nemar-kun...? I said I wanted to lose my innocence tonight with you..."

"Well...I...ehm..." Naruto stuttered and then gulped as Sakura brushed her body over his, tilting his head up and staring into his eyes from slightly above him.

"If you don't know how to...I can show you...I know how to start things off since I tried that once myself...After that I can guide you with what I learned as a medic-nin..." Sakura said with a deep blush on her face and tenderly gave Naruto another kiss.

"Wha-Whaaaaat!" Naruto felt like he was going to die if Sakura would take this any futher, "N-no...That's not it...It's just..."
"Just what...? If you're unsure about doing this with me...I...I understand...I won't force you to do it with me...but...I..."

"No...I mean...Out here amongst all these people..." Naruto avoided Sakura's gaze and blankly stared at the grass.

"They're doing it too...Carefree...letting their love drive them without bounds...I want to experience that too..." Sakura said as she caressed Naruto, making the blonde turn even brighter red, "But...I guess...You just don't want my body to be your first, huh...? It's really lacking the sex appeal of Temari's or Tenten's..."

Naruto turned his gaze back to Sakura's, "No...You are more than just attractive Sakura...and you're beautiful too, really..."

"It's just that you aren't sure about doing such a thing with me yet, huh?" Sakura smiled softly at him, "I understand...I'm not entirely sure either...I just wanted to know so badly how it would feel...I'm an idiot, aren't I?"

"No...You aren't..." Naruto kissed Sakura tenderly and held her closer to him, "You aren't an idiot, Sakura..."

Sakura smiled at him, "Can you just promise me one thing for tonight though?"

Naruto blinked at her as she buttoned her blouse again, "I guess...I can..."

Sakura smiled widely and moved her hands under her blouse, taking her bra off and placing it on the grass, "I want you to caress me there...grope me if you want...Just let me know how it feels when being caressed there while being kissed..."

Naruto flushed crimson and yelled in surprise, "A-are you crazy! You want me dead, don't you!"

"No...I don't want you dead..." Sakura grabbed a hold of Naruto's collar and pulled him down with her as she laid back on the grass, "And yes I am crazy...crazy about you..."

Naruto gulped as Sakura placed one of his hands under her blouse and then pulled him closer towards her, "Now...I just want to hold you...be caressed by you...and...kiss you..."

Naruto's hand traced tenderly up towards Sakura's chest as their lips connected and Sakura asked for entrance to Naruto's mouth once again.

A while later, Sakura was lying in Naruto's arms with a blush on her face as Naruto kept caressing her, a soft moan still escaping her mouth every now and then, "Promise me that the next time we go out that you'll only kiss me like that..."

Naruto grinned widely, "Well, I first have to go out with all the other girls before the next date so you'll have to wait a bit..."

"Sorry for asking you that other thing before...I learned a lot about you now since we talked so much...How long have we been lying like this anyway?"

"I don't know. I lost track of time a long time ago." Naruto grinned, "And...I'm more sorry I guess..."

"No...It's not right to do such a thing on a first date...I was wrong and just wanted to...well, I guess you know that story by now."

"It's alright...If I end up with you it will all happen sooner or later..." Naruto softly smiled and gave Sakura a kiss on her cheek, the pink haired girl started blushing more intensely.

"You really like all of us, huh...?" Sakura's eyes softened, "Which means that you'd do this with all the others as well...?"

Naruto looked surprised at her for a moment, then broke out into a wide grin, "No, from the start I liked you the most, I guess...However, if the other girls want to do this as well, I guess I would do it if the mood is set...I don't really know. I guess I'll have to wait and see what happens on the other dates."

"I see..." Sakura crawled out of her position and turned around to sit on Naruto's lap with her face towards him, "Let me enjoy this one last time for tonight...even though I don't want this night to end, my mom will kill me if I'd be brought home by a guy after midnight..."

Sakura wrapped her arms around Naruto once more and kissed him again. After breaking their kiss she grinned widely at him, "Now...I need your help a bit. I don't want to be seen topless in public, you know."

"Huh? What do you mean?" Naruto blinked at her as she leaned back, picked her bra up from the grass and smiled at Naruto again.

"I need you to cover me up with my blouse while I put this little thing back on..." Sakura said smiling at him.

"Eh! How am I supposed to do that without looking at you!"

"Just rest your head on my shoulder and keep my blouse open around my body to cover me up." Sakura said smiling.

Naruto did as she and as she had put her bra back on she hugged Naruto, "Thank you. I'm glad you aren't perverted like most guys here..."

"Ehehehe...You're welcome..." Naruto grinned sheepishly as he could feel Sakura's chest pressed against his.

Sakura slipped back into her blouse and Naruto backed off from her to let her button it. He looked at her doing that for a second and then looked away with a deep blush on his face.

"Like what you saw...?" Sakura winked and stuck her tongue out at him.

"Of course, of course..." Naruto said still blushing, Sakura slightly giggled and hugged him again, "Bring me back home safely."

Naruto returned the hug and held her for a moment, "Yeah..."

On their way back to Sakura's place, they talked a bit more about what they both liked and Naruto was glad he got to learn his team-mate better after all these years of having a crush on her.

"Well then..." Sakura said, moving the tip of her shoe over the ground as they stood in front of her door, "Who...are you going out with tomorrow?"

"Ehm..." Naruto thought about it for a second and then rubbed the back of his head, "I haven't decided yet but it's most likely either Tenten or Temari I guess. I decided that I'd let all of them know in advance no matter what though."

"Ah...I see..." Sakura said and then jumped around Naruto's neck again, "Oyasumi Nemar-kun."

She gave him a passionate and long good night kiss before quickly heading inside and closing the door behind her.

"Oyasumi Sakura-chan." Naruto said with a smile as he turned around and left, not knowing that Sakura was gasping for air behind her door, her eyes widening as well after hearing her name being pronounced that way.

Naruto jumped from rooftop to rooftop in pure bliss, already having returned to his normal looks at that time.

"Sa---ku---ra---cha---n lo---ves me---!" Naruto sang as he jumped from building to building, not noticing the telephone pole in front of him and with a large thud, he crashed into it.

"That...hurts..." Naruto stated as he fell down from the pole.

Naruto decided to reduce his happiness about the success of tonight's date to a mere wide smile on his face as he continued heading on home. His moment of bliss and joy was however instantly destroyed as he turned the handle of the door that let to his appparment.

A loud wail was the thing that instantly knocked him out of it and as the wailing settled down for a minute, Naruto quickly walked into his apartment and closed the door behind him.

Gaara approached him from the living room with his arms crossed, "Finally came back, huh?"

"...What's wrong with Temari?" Naruto asked, not even needing to know who else would wail like that in his home.

"...You go figure that out while I go take a crap and a piss in the bathroom...I think I'll also reinact Shakespeare's Hamlet with my sand while I'm at it...At least until Temarifalls has dried up..." Gaara walked past Naruto after that and stepped into the bathroom without saying another word.

Naruto shrugged and walked into his living room and saw Temari sitting on his bed, her back towards him and his pillow missing from it's original spot.

"...Temari?" Naruto asked as he slowly approached the blonde girl, but another wail stopped him momentarily in his tracks.

As Temari softly sobbed and as Naruto sneaked towards her and decided that he should try again, "Hey, Temari...? What's wrong?"

She continued to sob softly as he took more steps towards her and then she suddenly bursted out into another loud wail, freezing Naruto up once again.

"Wow...She's this devastated about not being the first to get a date with me...If I knew this..." Naruto's eyes saddened and he approached Temari again, "Temari...?"

This time she just kept softly sobbing and Naruto sat down next to his bed, wrapping an arm around the crying blonde, who was tightly hugging his pillow "Temari...It's alright..."

Temari dropped the pillow and tightly hugged Naruto, "Naruto...I...I..."

"It's alright..." Naruto gently stroked with his fingers over Temari's back, "There's no need to be sad...I'm here for you...Don't worry, I still think that you are good looking and should've been the first pick of that Nemar guy..."

Temari slightly backed off and stared with wet saddened eyes at Naruto, "You..."

"Hm? What is it, Temari...? You can tell me..." Naruto blinked at the blonde girl from Suna as she sniffled.

"This isn't because...Nemar-kun didn't come..." More of Temari's tears rolled down her cheeks as she softly sobbed again.

"Eh...What?" Naruto blinked in confusion at the wind mistress, whose tears started to multiply in number.

"It's because...!" Temari pressed a scroll into Naruto's face and started wailing again.

Naruto opened the scroll and read out loud what was written within it, "Dear Temari...We sadly have to in form you that we found your cat, better known to you as Neko-chan, dead in front of your house this morning. He was..."

Naruto decided that it was useless to read out loud from that point on, since Temari started wailing increasing in volume. After reading the scroll, Naruto let out a sigh of relief, "Ah...Thank goodness...I thought you were crying because Nemar didn't pick you for the first date..."

"Thank goodness! THANK GOODNESS! Don't you have a heart, Naruto? My Neko-chan is dead! I will no longer be able to see her cute snugly face! She won't lick up my tears anymore when I start crying! She...she..." Temari cried louder.

"Ah! I'm sorry, Temari! Really! But ehm..." Naruto grinned sheepishly at the crying girl as he rubbed the back of his head, "If you were crying because I didn't pick you as my first date out of all the girls...The guilt of a thing like that is too much, you know..."

"Neko-chan! Why did it had to be you! Why!" Temari kept on wailing, where she was able to get all those tears from was something no one really knew however.

Naruto placed the scroll aside and wrapped his arms around Temari and the wind mistress rested her head on his shoulder, tears still endlessly flowing from her eyes.

Eventually the two of them ended up lying in each others arms on Naruto's bed and Naruto grabbed the pillow from where Temari had dropped it, placing it under their heads.

"Feeling a bit better now?" Naruto asked as Temari's crying nearly came to a stop.

"A bit..." Temari sniffled, "Thanks...and sorry for soaking your vest..."

"It's alright, Temari..." Naruto smiled softly at the blonde lying in his arms, "We'll have a memorial for Neko-chan tomorrow if you want."

Temari sniffled some more and nodded, "Thanks, sweetie... I appreciate it..."

"And if you want I can be your new Neko-chan." Naruto said grinning widely at Temari.

"Idiot, how can you be my new Neko-chan..." Temari said, her voice trembling slightly and tears flowing down her cheeks again.

"Well...You said your Neko-chan licked your tears up when you started crying, right?"

"Uhuh..."

Naruto grinned at her and then licked her tears up, putting on a sour face after he did that, "Bleh...Salty...Neko-chan sure wanted to go trough a lot to make you stop crying."

Temari smiled at Naruto and tightly hugged him, stroking with her hand over the back of his head, "Thank you..."

"Thank me by restraining your tears, I don't think I can lick all of them." Naruto said grinning widely as he pressed Temari's body against his own.

Temari slightly giggled as she kept on stroking the back of Naruto's head, "I'll try..."

Just then Naruto could hear the toilet flush and a few moments later he saw Gaara step out of the bathroom, walking back towards the living room.

"Temari, we need to go and look for an hotel now." Gaara stated as he entered the living room.

"Do we have to? I don't think Naruto minds having us here..." Temari replied, not looking at her brother yet and keeping her arms tightly wrapped around Naruto.

"Temari, I don't mind you staying here, but I don't know how long my usually near infinite ramen supply lasts if you two stay here. You should look for a hotel where you can eat something better." Naruto smiled widely.

"But..." Temari protested.

"Come on. You said it yourself earlier. You can't live on Ramen and I doubt you two plan on doing shopping and cooking for me for the coming time." Naruto stated as he let his hands slide off Temari's back.

"Alright then, but if we are unable to find a hotel tonight, I'll start cooking meals for us all. Beginning to keep that promise tomorrow at lunch that is..." Temari said as she let go of Naruto and stood up from his bed, wiping the remaining tears out of her eyes.

"Let us be on our way then..." Gaara stated as he started walking.

"Good luck finding a hotel!"

"Tsch...It almost sounds like you don't WANT to eat my cookings." Temari replied in her usual tone, a smirk crawling up on her face as she takes one last look at Naruto from over her shoulder before heading out.

Naruto jumped up and stretched himself out, "Well then...I guess I'm going regret doing this, but it's not like I have a choice..."

Naruto walked towards the phone and picked up a small card that was lying next to it. After reading the number written on it, he picked up the horn and dialed the number.

The phone rang a couple of times before the person on the other end of the line picked it up, "Hello, Mitarashi Anko speaking..."

"Yo, Anko-sensei." Naruto replied, a smile forming on his face out of happiness that the purple headed seductress was home.

"Naru-chan!" Anko yelped in delight and it sounded like she wanted to jump trough the phone and tightly hug Naruto.

"Yeah, yeah...It's me..." Naruto said grinning sheepishly and rubbing the back of his head, "Anko-sensei...I need your help with something."