Ch.13: Bromance

"Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey Bruce. Hey-"

"What Dick? What could possibly possess you to say 'Hey Bruce' over and over again?" Bruce questioned his first ward, who had this gigantic smile on his face. It was not diminished by his former mentor's words. If possible, it got bigger.

"I was gonna ask if Danny could spend the night at my apartment so I can show him the wonders of Friday night." Dick grinned.

"You couldn't have shot me an email to ask this?" Bruce questioned.

Dick shook his head with a 'you-crazy?' look. "Lord, no."

Bruce smacked him upside the head. Dick cried out indignantly.

"Jerk..."

Bruce sighed in exaggeration. "Yes, Danny can stay the night. Just stop bothering me."

Dick threw his arms in the air. "YYYYYEEEESSSSS!"

Bruce sighed again before walking down the hall (he's had a bad week), as Dick ran towards Danny's room.

Entering his office, the Dark Knight dropped into his seat. "Why do I keep adopting kids? Better question; Why did I adopt any in the first place?"

Dick knocked on the door politely before walking in without an answer. Danny stared at him from the floor where he was coloring. For an eight-year-old, he was doing a pretty good job at coloring inside the lines.

"Hey Dick!" Danny waved with a smile. Dick walked up behind the boy before picking him up from off the ground and then, promptly, tickling him. Danny dropped the crayon he was holding and began laughing loudly.

Dick dropped onto the bed once he had finished. Danny was regaining his breath in his lap.

"What was that for?!" Danny said loudly before playfully punching Dick's arm. The older of the two laughed.

"Oh, come on! You liked it! And I came to tell you, you're spending the night at my place!" He announced.

Danny looked at him weirdly. "But I live here."

Dick face-palmed. "Oooooffffff course... You don't know what a sleepover is..."

"A what-ey?"

"My point... Kid, it means you're going to sleep over at my apartment tonight. And we're do everything Bruce wouldn't want us to do!" Dick smiled, arms spread widely.

Danny scratched his head. "But Bruce wouldn't want us to do that."

Dick used both hands to face-palm this time.

"You'll get it eventually, Little Bro... Just get your PJs, some extra clothes for tomorrow, and your toothbrush and we'll be good to go!" Dick said. Danny shrugged, totally missing the point, and went off to do as told.

"Can Batsy come?" Danny asked, holding up his bat plushie.

Dick smirked. "Yes. Yes, Batsy can come. Just hold on so I can take a picture."

Danny smiled, hugging his plushie. Dick took a picture, smirking as he did. He sent it to Bruce.

'Oh look! It's Danny and Batsy! Isn't that just adorable?'

'Leave me alone, you scumbag.'

Dick laughed behind his hand.

"What's so funny?" Danny asked. Dick waved. "Oh nothing! Bruce is just being Bruce."

Danny shrugged. "Ok then." He went back to gathering his things. Once he had gathered all his things and put them in a small duffel, Dick picked him up and headed towards the front door so he could drive back to Blϋdhaven. It was only about an hour from Gotham.

Dick opened the door to his apartment and let Danny venture inside. The boy dropped his stuff on the ground by the doorframe to Dick's bedroom.

Due to hunger, they had stopped at a McDonald's where Danny had happily got a Happy Meal and was allowed to play in the play-area while Dick just had a burger. They had also stopped at the nearby Wal-Mart so Dick could pick up some stuff for their awesome Friday night.

It was dark outside and Dick pulled the curtains shut. Danny watched him as he made popcorn and dumped a bunch of candy and movies on the coffee table in front of the TV.

Dick grinned at Danny. "This is gonna be fun." He said, rubbing his hands together.

The next few scenes are throughout the entire night.

"Haha! I'm in first place now!"

"Oh yeah! Well I can do this!"

"Do wha- HOLY CRAP! DID YOU JUST PHASE INTO THE TV!?"

"Yep! I have a gas pedal~!"

"Wait, WHAT?! NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOOOO!"

"This movie isn't scary."

"What are you talking about? Yes, it is!"

"I've seen worse!"

"Well duh, you've been- AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"That's the third time you've screamed, Dick! The movie isn't scary!"

"THIS ISN'T FAIR!"

"Yes it is~!"

"No, it's not! You have frikkin ghost powers!"

"Hehehehehehe!"

"Hey Dick..."

"Yeah, Baby Bro?"

"I think I ate too much candy..."

"...oh crap..."

"DID YOU JUST SABOTAGE MY CAR?!"

"Maybe..."

"DUDE! THAT'S SO NOT COOL! NO! TURN TURN TURN TURN! TURRRNNNN! And I crashed into a wall..."

"HAHAHAHAHA! That was all you!"

"What's this?"

"Oh, that's- NOOOO! You are not allowed to look at that picture!"

"I just wanna look at it!"

"No! Bruce would kill me! And that is the last time I ever get drunk with Roy and Wally..."

"Huh?"

"Nothing~!"

Thump!

"Danny, what the heck?! Why'd you hit me with a pillow?"

"Hahahahaha! I felt like it."

Thump!

"Heyyyyy! Hitting people with pillow's is my thing!"

"Not anymore!"

Thump!

"This means war!"

"You're on, Little Bro!"

Thump!

Thump!

Thump!

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

THUMP!

"OW! You got my eye!"

"Haha! That's what you get for stealing my thang!"

"STOP SABOTAGING MY CAR!"

"NO~! IT'S TOO FUNNY BECAUSE YOU CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!"

"Who's at the door, Dick?"

"...The cops...Guys, what are you doing here?"

"Dick, people reported hearing yelling. They say you're hurting someone in here; a child. People saw you take a kid up here."

"Oh Lord..."

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"This is not funny, Danny!"

"I-I-It's h-h-hilarious!"

"Y-You destroyed my car..."

"Hey, you ran over my spike strip and then crashed into those explosives!"

"Why are better at this than me?! Wally can't beat me!"

"Bruce says I'm special."

"...Bruce..."

"My fort is better than yours."

"No, it's not! Mine is bigger!"

"False. Mine is bigger. I can phase into my secret room."

"...I hate you..."

The billionaire opened the door to his first ward's apartment and, the first step in, his eyes were wide and he was completely and utterly stunned.

"What happened here?!"

Popcorn was everywhere. On the counters and tables, the floor, the ceiling, his bedroom (and the door was closed), under the couch, on the couch, in the couch, around the couch, on the chairs, in the chairs, under the chairs. around the chairs... Candy wrappers were as common as the popcorn. There was a couch cushion in the kitchenette. The couch was knocked onto it's back. The kitchen table was knocked onto its side. There were sheets in the kitchenette and on the other side of the room, obviously forts.

And Dick and Danny were in the center of the mess, not completely in the kitchen but not completely in the living room. Dick was sprawled out on his back, knees propped and arms above his head. His mouth was open and a candy bar was falling out of his mouth. Danny was lying on his stomach while lying on Dick's stomach, popcorn in his hair. The two bodies were making a cross shape on the ground.

Off to the side, there was a random piece of paper with crappy handwriting that said 'Peace Treaty of Ze Forts' on the top in big letters. Bruce, after taking a picture of the mess with the two boys in the middle of it for the scrapbook, picked up the piece of paper and read it:

Peace Treaty of Ze Forts

This, here, treaty is for the alliance of Fort Living Room and Fort Kitchen. We are making this cause the younger of the fort leaders KEEPS INVADING MY FORT! This treaty is being made and signed at 5:54 a.m. on the 6th, I mean,7th of Octobar. I mean, October! Frikkin sugar high... Us fort leaders r - are gonna pass out sometime soon. Anyways, us, the fort leaders, shall sign this piece o' crap treaty. Where's the white-out when you need it?

Signers,

Sir Beavus (Dick)

Sir AwesomePants (Danny)

DANNY IS SIR BUTTHEAD!

If you're reading this, ignore Dick's handwriting! He's a liar!

YOU WRECK CAR AND THEN KILL DREAMS, YOU EVIL DEMON!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Signed (again), Sirs Beavus and AwesomePants

Bruce rubbed his face. Why?

The Dark Knight picked Danny up from Dick's stomach and put him on his hip. As he was walking out, Danny stirred.

"Come I come back next Friday night?"

"...we'll see..."

I am disappointed.

Kadzait: In the Peace Treaty of Ze Forts, she had a lot of things that were crossed out on Word because it would be funny but as far as we are aware, this site don't take crossy-outs.

We tried everything. It just wouldn't let me cross anything out!

Kadzait: She had these phrases crossed out in order: '6th', 'piece o' crap', 'Where's the white-out when you need it?', 'Danny is Sir Butthead', 'You wreck car and then kill dreams, you evil demon'. And if it let her do the crossy-out thing, after 'MUHAHAHAHAHA!', she would've put, also crossed out, 'STOP SCRATCHING OUT ME WORDS!'. But she couldn't so...

I am sad...

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Reviews:

Supaherolena02: I LOVE LITTLE DANNY WITH LITTLE SAM AND TUCKER. IT'S ADORABLE. XD I hope this chapter pleases you.

BringbackDannyPhantom: Oh no, I do this all the time. It's a pain. AND YES! Danny does have friends and is capable of making some! WOO!

Ethiopian1987: I make no promises for the Dash thing! XD

AkUmaXxXtEnsHi: YES! YES IT HAS! Long time no see, dude!

Sina Xiel: He's so cute! I know! And that's the FUN PART! Hahahaha! Ok! And we'll keep a good eye on Danny. *wink*

Anonymous: *hugs back* (whispers) Thank you.

Bibbledoo: Hahahaha! You're welcome! And I haven't planned on any amethyst ocean...

Guest(1): Hahahaha! Glad you loved!