Ch.19: First Day of Training

"What's up with you?" Flash asked his hyperactive best friend, Nightwing. The raven-haired adult was bouncing in his seat with a giant, stupid grin on his face.

Flash wondered how the heck his friend ever became a cop.

"Danny's starting training today and I'm helping Bats out! This is gonna be so fun!" Nightwing squealed.

Seriously, how did he make it as a cop?

"Wait, his training starts today?" Flash asked. Nightwing nodded, the grin still plastered across his face.

The red-clad hero got up calmly... And then promptly screamed.

"EVACUATE THE WATCHTOWER! THE LITTLE DEMON'S TRAINING IS STARTING TODAY! EVACUATE THE FRIKKIN WATCHTOWER!"

Flash ran around the Watchtower screaming 'evacuate the Watchtower' over and over again. Some of the Leaguers screamed with him and promptly left the satellite but most of them waved Flash off. The world wasn't ending.

Nightwing leaned back in his chair with a smirk.

"That wasn't necessary." Batman commented as he and Danny came in, the latter cackling much in the fashion Nightwing does.

Ok... Maybe the world is ending...

"It was totally necessary! That jerk stole my pie!" Nightwing defended. The Dark Knight rolled his eyes as Danny continued cackling.

Yep. The world is ending.

Batman clapped sarcastically from his spot, watching the scene with both disappointment and amusement.

Amusement because Danny kicked Nightwing's butt after only an hour of basic combat lessons.

Disappointment because Danny kicked Nightwing's butt after only an hour of basic combat lessons.

"It hurts so good." Nightwing mumbled, Danny sitting on top of him in a lotus position, chin resting on his fist, big smirk across his face.

Batman rubbed his face. "Baby Raven beats Big Brother Nightwing's butt... Something is wrong with this picture..."

"You had to teach him how to use the trapeze bars..."

"I have a trapeze buddy now!"

Batman shook his head.

Nightwing had a big grin on his face.

Danny was on the trapeze bars, flipping back and forth.

Nightwing had insisted on trapeze lessons.

Danny ran around the Watchtower using various weapons on various Leaguers because Batman said it was a training exercise.

In reality, Batman just wanted to see what would happen.

Nightwing and the Dark Knight watched the destruction of the League via nine-year-old kid from the monitor room. Nightwing was laughing his butt off. The Caped Crusader had a smirk on his face.

They had started recording it for humiliation of the League later.

It was extremely funny how Danny was cackling as did this little exercise.

Evacuate the Watchtower indeed.

"'Nooooo, he's nine years old! What could he possibly do, Flash?'" The red-clad hero mocked a good portion of the League that hadn't listened to his yelling.

The part of the League that hadn't listened glared at the speedster from the other side of the bunker.

"So... How long till we can leave?" Captain Marvel asked.

"Dick said another hour and a half. I think we should wait at least two just to be sure..." Flash said.

"I'm taking a nap." Red Arrow said before lying down and going to sleep on the cot provided.

That was a lame chapter...

Kadzait: It really was...

This is what happens when I don't plan ahead... -.-' Speaking of planning ahead, I'm thinking about having something bad happen. *evil smile*

Kadzait: No no no no no no! YOU TORTURED DANNY ENOUGH WHILE THINKING LAST NIGHT! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT DONE TO HIM?!

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