Ch.45: Dollies

Danny was just strolling down the Watchtower hallway with nothing to do, Batsy tucked under his arm. Batman was somewhere across the galaxy (again) and he had nothing to do. When the Dark Knight was around, he always gave the nine-year-old a piece of paper with a riddle written in black ink (to prevent glue-hell, of course). So not only did Danny work on his detective skills, he was improving his reading skills because if he read it wrong, he'd get the answer wrong and have to restart.

But with Batman off saving the universe (again), Danny was not given a riddle on a piece of paper and he downright refused to be watched by someone he didn't know all that well.

"KID, WHERE'D YOU GO?! COME ON, THIS ISN'T FUNNY! BATS IS GONNA KILL ME WHEN HE GETS BACK AND FINDS OUT YOU DISAPPEARED! What if he already knows though? I'M GONNA DIE!" Vigilante yelled.

Danny was just walking past some random room, minding his own business, when he saw flashes of color from the corner of his eyes. He looked into the room with wide and interested eyes.

So much for minding his own business.

The nine-year-old gasped in delight at what he saw as he entered. They were plushies of the founding members of the Justice League: Superman, Flash, Wonder Woman, Hawkgirl, Green Lantern, and Martian Manhunter.

Venturing further into the room, he picked the plushies up and examined them. After his examination, he put them down again and began thinking.

Was he bored enough to play with plushies of people he didn't care for?

…

Yes. Yes he was.

When Danny picked up the Superman doll, muffled and incomprehension-able words met the Ghost Boy's ears. Eyes wide, Danny asked "Superman?"

What sounded like a sigh of relief escaped the Man of Steel's plushy body. Looking at the others, he asked "All of you guys are plushies?"

There was a 'yes' sound from the Superman plushy.

Danny grinned evilly. "This is going to be fun."

The Superman plushy screamed.

Batman rubbed his face as he walked down the hall. He thought that Vigilante would be able to watch the kid without him disappearing but he had been wrong. Just like with Question and Huntress…

He still found Danny dumpster diving every once and awhile.

The Dark Knight didn't worry too much about his Baby Raven that much though. If he was lucky, he was crawling through the air-ducts, spying on the other members of the League and messing with them. If he wasn't lucky… Well, then the Watchtower and everyone in it were screwed. No biggy.

The Caped Crusader knew they were going to be screwed if his kid didn't show up in about… Nine minutes. That was the average amount of time it took for him to hear the news, fly intangibly through the walls till he found his mentor, and then, promptly, tackling him.

Oh, wasn't that a joy every time he came home.

Batman turned to open the door to where the others had put the other founding members of the League. Zatara was on his way so they could reverse the spell Klarion had casted on them while the Dark Knight was away.

When the door opened, Batman stopped mid-step at what he saw.

Danny looked back at him with wide eyes.

The Dark Knight shook his head and rubbed his face. "Should've known…"

The poor Leaguer plushies were at war, pretty much. They were split into two teams; the team Danny liked and the one Danny didn't. Superman, Flash, and Green Lantern were on the 'don't like' team. The other three were on the 'like' team.

The 'like' team was beating the crud out of the 'don't like' team.

Zatara decided to show up at that moment and his eyes widened at the scene in front of him. His shocked face quickly faded though and he turned to Batman, exaggerated. "Your child is a little ray of violent sunshine, you know that?"

"Shut up, Zatara…"

Last night was awesome. Trick-or-treating is frikkin amazing. I got a boat-load of good candy and not all of it is crap, like lollipops and laffy-taffys, etc etc. And my sister and I walked (as my other sister had dropped out by this point) up to this one house and these pure redneck couple opens the door and they see my sister and go "*gasp* Are you Uncle Si (from Duck Dynasty)?!" And of course, we're like "Yep." Then they started giving my sister a weird and go "Are you a boy or a girl?"

Sometime after that, they recognized me as Robin and declared us the best costumes they've seen all night. It twas an amazing victory. XD

Kadzait: Oh yeah, but now you feel suckish.

I do. We did a lot of walking. In freezing rain. My whole body kinda went numb. But we'd do anything to get the candies! XD

Anyways, thanks to Anonymous for giving me that wonderful idea!

Thank you to these people for favoriting and/or following this story: KainVixenheim and Ynecrolys.

And thanks to KainVixenheim and JinxedCrisis for favoriting and/or following me in general!

And Skymuse drew another picture for me! Check it out: www. deviantart. art/Image-491652039

Reviews:

PhantomKnights: TOOL SHED!? NO NO NO NO NO! *begins dragging Danny away while he drags loads of candy behind him and the FIRE BREATHING PHOENIX PLUSHIE* *faints* Danny: *runs off, cackling*

GreenDrkness: Yes, Danny is cute. XD I actually have an idea for them to find out but it'll take place in his teen years because I wanna have some problems with it before I actually do it! HEHEHEHE! *evil smile*

Skymuse: I agree with ya there! DANNY'S ARE GONNA RULE THE WORLD! And everyone's said it at some point or another. XD AND I LOVED YOUR PRICTURE OF DANNY IN THE POOL!

Sina Xiel: Hahaha! Glad you loved and glad someone agrees with me on the Halloween thing! XD

SomeItalian(though you reviewed as a guest): Hmmm... Nancy hates everything so... Especially flowers. XD And yeah. Canary's waiting for you down the next hall, three doors down on your left. Have fun. XD

Azorawing: Ha-ha! That's alright! XD And yeah. Bats is the only one who's come mildly close to keeping Danny in control. XD

BringbackDannyPhantom: Zatanna SHOULD be fine! XD And my favorite character is Batman. I have a hoodie that has a hood (obviously) that I can zip up so it looks like Batman's face and a shirt with a yellow cape Velcro-ed to it with the Bat-Symbol on the front of it sooooo... XD

Crimson Leo: Ha-ha! Glad you loved~! Nothing like two crazy Danny's and throw Dick in there: pure hell. XD

Grava: Glad you enjoyed your stuffy! XD And I have an evil streak too! We should gang up one day. XD

KainVixenheim: Thank you so much for your review! I LOVED IT~! XD And by your review, I can tell we can be best friends. XD And I actually quite like your idea and, therefore, I shall do it around Christmas time. I thought of some stuff last night. WOO! XD

Ynecrolys: Ha-ha! Happy for the favorite and the review! Don't need candy though! I'm loaded! XD Oh Lord, the last time Danny ate a bunch of sweets, he puked. Ahhh Bromance. XD

Bibbledoo: What? I'm a freak. What do you expect? XD

The Keeper of Worlds: Ha-ha! ... Who's Prime Danny? I'M CONFUSED! XD And you are just dead-set on having Jazz revealed, aren't ya? I'm just going to keep her un-revealed just to annoy you. XD