Ch.56: Breaking Into Arkham

Danny stifled his giggles behind his hand as another security guard walked right under him. He found it very funny no one had caught him yet. His nine-year-old mind decided to ignore the fact he was invisible and crawling on the ceiling (because phasing didn't have that ninja effect).

Crawling up to one of the doors, the Ghost Boy peeked his head through the door (of course, phasing did help when the doors were made of iron). He brightened when he saw the Joker sitting on his bed, in a straightjacket and giggling his butt off.

"J!" Danny said, phasing through the door completely and landing on the ground. He dropped his invisibility.

The Joker immediately beamed. "Casper! How's it going, my little hero friend?"

"It's goin good! How's Arkham?" Danny asked back, sitting beside the clown and leaning back. Joker leaned back with him and shrugged. "It's Arkham. What do expect?"

Danny shrugged in agreement.

"Prank the League lately?"

"Yep. Blow up a bank recently?"

"How'd you think I got here, Casper?"

"I thought you were arrested for hijacking the TV channels again this time?"

"Oh... Right, I did do that, didn't I?"

Joker let out a loud laugh. Danny shook his head beside him but smiled to himself.

"Hey Harley!" Danny greeted as he phased through the wall and landed on the bed. The jester-woman let out a surprised gasp and then hugged the child. "Spooks, you came for me!"

"You're crushing me..!"

"Sorry kid!" Harley said and dropped the child. Danny took a deep breath before smiling. "I just came from Joker's cell! He says hi! He also said something about a jailbreak but I really shouldn't be telling you that. Bats would flip his lid."

"Spooks, that man flipped his lid a long time ago. He's just as insane as the rest of us." Harley said, dead serious for once in her life.

Danny tiled his head. "I thought Red Hood was the insane one."

"All of you Bats are insane! You can't fight insanity with logic!" Harley said, a disbelieving look on her face. Danny thought about it. Then he nodded in agreement.

Both the Riddler and Danny laid on their backs, legs up against the wall and heads hanging over the side of the bed.

"I'm red, blue, purple, and green. No one can touch me, not even the queen. What am I?" Danny asked.

Riddler scoffed. "A rainbow."

"Yep. Your turn."

"I brighten your day but live in the shade. What am I?"

"A lamp."

"Uh-huh. Your turn."

"I go up and I go down, towards the sky and the ground. I'm present and past tense too. Let's go for a ride, me and you. What am I?"

"Duh, a seesaw."

"Yep."

"Where do you get your riddles?"

"Internet. You?"

"...internet..."

"No. Mine is cooler." Danny said, holding up an ice Batman. His electric blue eyes and stark-white hair matched the icy demeanor in the cell.

Freeze shook his head and held up an ice gun. "No, no, no. Mine is cooler by far."

"Nu-uh! I made Batman!" Danny countered with his nine-year-old logic.

"But I hate Batman!" Freeze said, giving the child a 'really?' look.

"Yeah, I know that. Everyone here does. But he kicks all of your butts all the time. So, even as a sculpture, he would still beat you!" Danny explained, shoving his statuette in the older cryo's face.

Freeze thought on the logic before agreeing. "Yeah, that's true."

Danny patted his hand. "I know."

"I brought you a new flower." Danny said, holding up a small, potted plant. Poison Ivy gasped in surprise and pleasure, taking the pot into her arms. "How did you know I wanted a turtlehead?"

"You wanted that specific plant? I just found it in the backyard..." Danny said, rubbing the back of his head.

Poison Ivy hummed and hugged the child. "Well thank you anyways, Darling. I love it! I'm adding it to the other plants you've given me."

The red-head placed the potted plant next to four other potted plants, all in various colors. All of them had a name sharpied onto the side. The one Ivy set down had 'Mr. Plants-A-Lot' on the side.

"You really shouldn't have hit that guard." Danny said, tapping his foot in front of Two-Face. The older man waved the child off. "He ticked me off and my coin told me to."

"Still shouldn't have done it." Danny reprimand, shaking his head.

Two-Face glared at the child. "My coin told me to."

"And Batman told me not to go to Arkham but here I am!" Danny said, giving Two-Face a 'what-are-you-going-to-do-about-it?' look.

The dual-ed personality villain just gave the kid a 'seriously?' look back. "The Bat had to tell you not to come to Arkham? Shouldn't that be a given?"

Danny laughed. "That's what Ravager said when he found out!"

Two-Face continued staring. "All you Bat-Kids are weird."

Danny grinned. "We know~!"

The child's com went off. "Phantom, where are you? ... Are you at Arkham again?"

Danny fumbled with the com before throwing it to the ground and smashing it. He stared with wide eyes at it. Two-Face looked between the destroyed com and the child.

"He's gonna-"

"Yeah, I know. I know... He's gonna kill me."

Batman huffed as he ran towards Arkham, jumping from rooftop to rooftop. "That little... I'm gonna kill him..."

Sina Xiel is the reason for this chapter. XD

So, I was thinking about stopping this story Christmas Day but then beginning another story with a giant time-skip so I can begin the Danny-teen-angst crap I've been dying to post! And the only reason I want to wait till Christmas is cause a lot of people still have requests I need to fill out and do~! That's gonna be a pain... So, as much as I HATE to say it... NO MORE REQUESTS TILL THE NEW STORY WHICH I HAVE YET TO NAME cause I really don't want to disappoint anybody by saying 'no'.

Today shall be the last day for requests so get them in, I'll write em down, and then get typing! I have 45 slots and 22 are filled soooo~... GreenDrkness, Crimson Leo, The Keeper of Worlds, Sina Xiel, and Guest of Honor... I'm looking at you five when I say this. XD

Kadzait: She's losing her mind right now...

Oh, just a little! HEHEHE! *eye twitches*

Kadzait: Told ya.

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