Ch.60: Call Me Mommy

The Bat-Kids, minus Danny, continued to laugh behind their hands, cringing but amused all the same.

"Why aren't we helping him?" Tim asked his brothers and sisters.

"Cause this is too funny to just stop, Replacement." Jason replied, like it was obvious.

Poor Danny was surrounded by three of Bruce's exes and they were all insisting he call them 'mommy'. As a nine-year-old, he didn't understand they were just trying to get good ole Brucie to notice them again. The women's expedition was quickly turning into a failure, as Danny didn't want to call them mommy.

"But I don't even know you!" Danny whined. He was quickly becoming frustrated. He could see his father on the other side of the room, talking to his real mother figure and her fiancé.

He still had no idea what the word 'fiancé' meant, much to his chagrin.

"Come on, Sugar. Just call me 'mommy'." The blonde insisted. If Danny remembered correctly, the blonde was Jennet, the brunette was Wendy, and the Latino was Sophie.

Or was the blonde Sophie, the Latino Wendy, and the brunette Jennet?

Oops…

"Aww, he looks so cute when he's frustrated!" Stephanie cooed. Cassie cackled with an amused grin. "Oh yeah, he's cute alright."

"The poor kid…" Damian mumbled but a big grin was on his face.

Danny tried retreating but none of the woman would let him. He was on the verge of just phasing through them or busting out the grapple and leaving altogether.

"Sweetie, come on!" The brunette urged, batting her eyes at the nine-year-old. Danny, not amused in the least, stomped on her foot. The brown-haired woman yelped and took a few steps back.

"Shoot!" Dick shouted and was instantly in-between the women and the boy. Tim, Damian, Stephanie, and Cassie turned to look at Jason with annoyed faces. The second oldest Bat-Kid was sniffling and clapping slowly. "I taught him so well…"

"JASON!"

"Danny, Bruce needs ya!" Dick said, picking his brother up quickly and fast-walking away, if only to seem less conspicuous (because nothing was more inconspicuous than a guy carrying a nine-year-old by the waist and practically sprinting away from angry women).

"Hello~!" Dick greeted his adopted father and two friends. He dropped the un-amused Danny on the floor and patted his head with a nervous smile.

Bruce looked his oldest son up and down suspiciously. "What'd he do?"

"Let's just say your exes are not happy." Damian said as he and the others walked over. They all pointed over to where the women were simmering in anger. Jason had a very pleased smile on his face.

Dick shook his head at the anti-hero. "Why do we let Danny near you? You just corrupt him!"

A chorus of agreements came from all the undercover heroes.

Jason answered with an evil smile.

"I don't like them. They wanted me to call them 'mommy'." Danny said, crossing his small arms.

It took the entire Bat-Family and Wally to hold Artemis back from killing the three women.

That idea was given to me by my over-active-minded friend, GreenDrkness! XD

Yeah! This update is done!

Kadzait: But now you gotta go do "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" and "Haunters of the Trapeze" and work on "Young Justice".

...It's gonna be a long day...

Thanks to Letskilloctavian for favoriting and following this story!

Reviews:

TomgirlBre: Be on the look-out for the update~! XD

BringbackDannyPhantom: But Danny's so huggable! *continues to squeeze life from Danny* We were all starting to lose hope for Wally. XD

Letskilloctavian: Hahaha! That's nice! Glad you're enjoying~! Your reviews cracked me up! XD

IWasNeverReal: He's so cute in every aspect of life. XD

Skymuse: Aw, why'd you have a bad day?

GreenDrkness: You have an over-active imagination THAT I LOVE! Idea already has a set date. XD

Guest(1): (Kadzait: Well Finn, I don't think it has ANYTHING to do with the Danish. I think your friend is lost in his thoughts. Kodi does it all the time...)

Guest(2): CRASHING WEDDINGS IS FUN! XD

Bibbledoo: Well, that's pathetic. I need Kad so... *drags Kad from closet* (Kadzait: Where we going? Me: It's THE day... Kadzait: aaaaAAAAHHHHH, NUTS!)

KainVixenheim: It's not gonna backfire if Danny likes her. XD And yeah, WALLY FINALLY DID IT! Men. XD Hahaha! I have the same issue! I talk really fast and my voice goes up and down in volume and only certain people understand what I'm saying! XD I feel AWESOME that you tried to talk bout my story to your dad cause I do that to a lot of other stories to my g-ma! XDDDD