Ch.79: Flash 0, Batman 1

The two groups were very distinct. One was on one side while the other stood parallel to them, twenty yards away. There was only one who dared enter no man's land and neither side dared to go get him. The one in the middle of the groups (probably the only thing keeping the two groups from destroying each other) barely reached his mentor's thighs and weighed fifty-seven pounds: Danny.

The white-haired Ghost Boy was bouncing around, looking between the two groups excitedly.

The Justice League stood as one group. A bunch of villains stood as the other group. Danny belonged to neither and played peacekeeper.

Most of the time, when a fight broke out, the nine-year-old just yelled at whoever was yelling until they shut up.

"What are we going to do first?" Danny asked, still bouncing excitedly. Both groups muttered long 'uh's…' in response. The white-haired child, with his big green eyes, waited expectantly for someone to answer. He stopped bouncing and tilted his head to the side cutely.

"Uh… Hide-and-seek?" Joker suggested.

Danny uttered a small squeak.

"No." Batman said curtly.

Flash playfully punched the Dark Knight's shoulder. "Come on, you would be awesome at that!"

"I. Said. No." Batman hissed, Bat-glaring at the speedster. Flash shrunk back and hid behind his fiancé. Artemis sighed, giving the red-clad man an exaggerated look.

Silence fell over the two groups. Danny was back to waiting for more suggestions, looking between the two groups patiently.

"The kids at the orphanage like to play hot potato." Flash suggested meekly. Everyone silently groaned when Danny grinned.

The circle everyone made wasn't the best. Everyone was standing and there was a yard gap between each person. The circle took up a huge portion of the park.

Everyone was unenthusiastic about the game, saying the mantra in a dull monotone. Even Joker lacked expression. Danny seemed to be the only one having fun.

Batman had purposely stood next Flash so every time the ball (which was the "hot potato") came around, he could shove the ball into his stomach. Every thrust usually had the speedster doubled over, winded. Everyone would silently cheer at that.

"Isn't there a penalty for excessive force?" Flash whined to the nine-year-old.

"If it were anyone else, then yes. But he's Batman so…" Danny mumbled, on his mentor's other sigh. He shrugged at the speedster. Flash shook his head at the Dark Knight, who was smirking darkly, before giving the ball to his fiancé.

Harley gently tossed the ball to Danny, as they were now playing pass, who then tossed it to Batman. The Dark Knight wasted no time in throwing it as hard as he could at Flash. The speedster was not fast enough to escape the projectile and was barreled to the ground, ball in his stomach. He gasped for breath, reaching for the sky.

"Could you please not damage him too much? I have to marry that idiot!" Artemis yelled at the black-clad hero, who was, once again, smirking darkly.

Danny stood near him, hands over his face. One eye was peeking through his fingers and he grimaced at the floundering speedster.

"Alright, see ya soon." The villains muttered before turning and beginning to leave. The heroes gave half-hearted waves and began walking away. Danny and Batman remained standing still. The Dark Knight looked about ready to shoot himself while Danny was confused.

"Uh, JL! You do know we have to take them back to jail, right?"

Both groups froze. The villains screamed before retreating while the heroes gave chase. Batman and Danny remained standing still. The white-haired child was watching the show amused while Batman shook his head in his hands.

THAT IDEA WAS GIVEN TO ME BY MY PSYCHO BUDDY, SINA XIEL!

I. Love. Mario-Kart.

Kadzait: It's one of the few games she enjoys. And she kicks EVERYONE'S butt at it. It's ridiculous...

Really is. But what can I say? I'm just amazing like that.

Kadzait: Yeah... That's it...

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