Ch.84: Kidnappee..! Again..!

Danny sighed, leaning against the car door. He was watching while the buildings, streetlamps, and people passed by in a blur. Lights blended together and created a show for the nine-year-old. The occasional bus stop or hotdog stand gave mild interest to the Ghost Boy.

"You know… You really don't have to kidnap me every time you want to hang out."

Joker scoffed. "Yes I do! The Bat would never let us be together!"

"That sounded so messed up." Danny mumbled, face in his hands.

Joker laughed, turning to steering wheel to and fro. "I know!"

Danny latched onto his seat, wide-eyed. He hoped the shredded seatbelt would keep him in his seat if they crashed. They had at least seventeen near misses that night alone.

Forcing a smile, Danny asked "So, where's Harley, Chikki, and Changa?"

"Chikki and Changa? The hyenas are Bud and Lou!"

"But 'Bud and Lou' is so boring! Chikki and Changa make more sense!"

"It sounds like you warped the word 'chimichanga'!"

"That's exactly what I did!"

"HAHAHAHAHA! Kid, you crack me up!"

"I crack a lot of people up!"

"Yes, yes you do…"

"Bats, why you worrying so much? This is the eleventh time Joker's kidnapped Danny. I should know. I kept count." Nightwing said, taking the lollipop out of his mouth.

"Yeah, and if we don't find the twerp by the morning, Danny shows up in the park, hanging from a tree with a bow on his head by the afternoon. There's nothing to worry about." Batgirl said, waving her hand around as if it could disperse Batman's worries.

"She makes point." Red Robin commented.

Batman sighed. "Have you all forgotten that Joker is an unpredictable, insane, and highly dangerous criminal?"

"No but Joker and Danny and BFFs." Ravager replied.

"And Danny could kick Joker's butt into next Tuesday." Stephanie continued.

Ignoring them, Batman got the coordinates from Danny's tracker, marched to the Bat-Mobile, and drove off without another word.

Cassie dug out her com. "Jace, you following him?"

"Yep."

"Are you doing so on a stolen vehicle?"

"…yep…"

Batman sighed, hand over his face. Red Hood was smirking, hanging out the window. "We told you you shouldn't have worried."

Danny and Joker were having 'tea time' at a nice little table in the middle of an abandoned warehouse. The nine-year-old looked exceptionally tired for a night-owl though.

The Dark Knight trudged over and shook Danny. The Ghost Boy continued to doze off.

Batman narrowed his eyes at Joker. "What'd you do?"

The Clown Price shrugged. "Just put a few pills in his tea."

"YOU GAVE HIM DRUGS?!"

Red Hood's eyes widened behind his helmet. "Oh dang..."

"What'd you give him?!"

"Something in an orange bottle."

"A name?!"

"I don't know! I burned the evidence!"

"Red, take care of him! I've gotta go run a tox screen on my nine-year-old!"

The antihero easily slipped through the window and cracked his knuckles while Batman picked up his kid and marched off. "My pleasure."

Joker gulped nervously.

Today I made a necklace out of 100 year old ornament hooks.

Kadzait: It looks like a wreath of barbwire!

I KNOW! It's so FRIKKIN COOL! XD

Kadzait: Now you all know why she likes to introduce herself as "Dark Lord Satan".

*evil smile* In other news, I'm thinking about writing a completely separate story with Danny, Chikki, and Changa. XD

The above idea was given to me by Fantasie Dreamar and was a possible foreshadow. Still deciding if I wanna do my idea. XD

Reviews:

KainVixenheim: People like to bag on Kad. (Kad: IT'S TRUE!) No worries though! And I update fast cause I have all the time in the world and I'm a fast typer. XD That does sound hilarious!

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Anime Hotty Lover. 18: Yeah~! I did good! XD

BringbackDannyPhantom: For 1) Yeah, pretty much. For 2) I LIKE THE FEELING OF EGG YOLK AND IT NOT ONLY MADE A MESS BUT SIMULTANEOUSLY TICKED OFF KAD. I'M EVIL. XD

Suntan140: We shall see~! XD