Ch.87: The OTHER Question
Danny continued to sit at Batman's feet while he worked on the computer, texting Dick. The oldest Bat-Kid was in Blüdhaven, fighting crime and responding to his baby brother mid-fight. He was not going to ignore the Baby Raven, was he?
The child waited for Dick to respond and perked when he heard a ding. He raised an eyebrow at the text.
Ask Bruce where babies come from!
Danny quickly responded.
Why?
Just do it! It'll be funny! Tell me what he says when you ask!
Danny shrugged, shaking his head at his brother.
Ok.
Danny stood up and put his elbows on his father's thigh, propping his head on them. Batman instantly stopped working and looked down questionably. Danny batted his eyes and asked "Where do babies come from?"
Batman let out a small squeak. Or maybe it was just the wind.
"Uh…" He muttered. Danny tilted his head to the side expectantly. Batman turned the kid around and pushed him away. "Go ask you brother."
"Which one?"
"I don't care which one. Just ask one."
"Fine…"
Danny began trudging away and brought the phone out again.
He told me to ask 'one of my brothers'.
LOL. Tim told me he was in the kitchen!
The child went to the kitchen, where a few heroes were talking, and tugged at Red Robin's cape. The third Bat-Kid looked down and hummed in question.
"Where do babies come from?"
Red Robin froze while the other heroes began snickering, covering their mouths to stifle them. The third Bat-Kid opened and closed mouth multiple times before squeaking "Go ask Spoiler."
Danny face-palmed before turning on his heel and walking away.
I was told to go ask Spoiler…
LOL!
The child walked into Batman's room, where Spoiler was working. He walked up to her side and waited until he had her full attention before asking his question.
"Where do babies come from?"
Spoiler went wide-eyed at him. She muttered a few 'uh's' before standing up and guiding Danny towards the door. "Uh, I don't know actually. Why don't you go ask… Superman!"
"Awww, but I don't like Superman!"
"Go ask him anyways."
Danny frowned as he trudged away.
She told me to ask Superman.
LOLLLLLLLLL!
Walking up to the Man of Steel's room, Danny stabbed a bat-a-rang into the pad because, at the moment, he lacked common decency (which was very Batman like). The door opened and the child strode right in.
Superman only had a towel on his waist and another around his shoulders, as he had just gotten out of the shower. He blushed madly when he saw the irritated child entering his domain. He didn't have time to say anything when Danny cut him off and asked "Where do babies come from?"
...
"…shouldn't you be asking Batman that?" Superman asked, still blushing.
"I did. But he told me to ask Red Robin, who told me to ask Spoiler, who told me to ask you." Danny informed.
"…" Superman continued to stare wide-eyed at the child, who waited impatiently to be told something.
"You should go ask Green Arrow…"
"Of course!" Danny said and turned on his heel. He stalked out of the room, mumbling under his breath. Superman wiped his brow with a 'whew'.
He told me to ask Green Arrow.
LOL!
Walking into the training room, Danny stalked up behind Green Arrow and kicked him in the bend in his knee. The archer yelped as he crashed into the ground ungracefully. Slightly fuming, Danny asked "Where do babies come from?"
The archer chuckled under his breath at the child. "Uh… Why would you wanna that...?"
"JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!"
"Go ask Artemis!" Green Arrow yelled as he ran from the training room, panicking.
Danny gripped his hair, almost tempted to rip it out. "WHY CAN'T ANYONE JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION!?"
The child stormed from the training room. His irritation made people step out of the way when he walked by (also very Batman like).
He told me to ask Artemis!
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL!
IT'S NOT FUNNY!
Danny stalked into the common room and walked straight to Artemis. Crossing his arms, he asked "Where do babies come from?!"
The blonde raised an eyebrow at him before picking him up and setting him on her lap. "Chickadee, why do you want to know that?"
"I don't! But Dickie asked me to ask Bats, who told me to ask RR, who told me to ask Spoiler, who told me to Superman, who told me to ask GA, who told me to ask you!" Danny explained irritably.
Artemis smirked. "Ya know what would be funny?"
Danny slumped and curled into the blonde's chest. "What?"
"Asking Dickie."
The child raised an eyebrow before getting the phone out.
Hey Dickie, where do babies come from?
…
They didn't get an answer.
ANOTHER GREENDRKNESS IDEA! WHAT A SURPRISE?!
KAD!
Kadzait: *runs up* WHAT?!
Hi. XD
Kadzait: ...you suck...
I know I do~! XDDDD At least I didn't push you off a cliff~!
Kadzait: True...
Hehehe! ... I just realized I forgot to write a few responses to people...
Kadzait: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Reviews:
KainVixenheim: Yeah... I had a plan...? *looks around room confused*
Silent Phantom Gal: Hahaha! I'll have to think on it! XD
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Anime Hotty Lover. 18: Hahahaha! That would be funny!
YumiStar: YES. THAT IS SO TRUE. XD
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