Ch.93: The New Leaguer

"How bad do you think he's going to get screwed over?" Green Lantern asked Superman. The two were both watching the new Leaguer, Cyborg, meeting the little hell spawn, Danny (and everyone thought Dami was a demon). The younger seemed calm. But everyone knew that could change within a millisecond.

"Well... Depends... Though I kinda wish we warned Cy about Danny..." Superman muttered. Green Lantern nodded in agreement.

As Cyborg ventured around the Watchtower, he was surprised to watch a little blur zoom up and stop in front of him. The blur was a child with stark white hair, wearing a black and white hazemat suit. His radioactive green eyes lit with an inner power and stared up at him curiously. The robot man instantly recognized him as the Bats newest protégé. Cyborg had a fun time teasing the Bat about having, yet another, kid.

"Who are you? I don't recognize you." Danny said, batting his eyes at him.

"I'm Cyborg. I just joined the League." The (for lack of better words) cyborg responded. Danny muttered an 'oh' before he looked the older up and down. He hummed as he though before asking "Do you have any glue?"

Cyborg raised an eyebrow. "Uh, not at the moment. But I can get some..."

"Please?" Danny asked, batting his eyes innocently. Cyborg shrugged and began walking in the other direction. The nine-year-old skipped behind the half-android, singing 'la-la-la'.

"Where do you think they're going?" Superman asked.

"I have no idea but I have a feeling it's not good..." Green Lantern muttered.

Danny and Cyborg entered the 'community work area' and the older hero opened one of the high cabinets and grabbed a glue bottle. He shut the cabinet before turning around to face the child again, who was still smiling sweetly. Cyborg handed the bottle to Danny.

Immediately, his innocent demeanor was gone and in place a crazed psychopath. The child cackled loudly while Flash walked in. The speedster stopped.

Then screamed.

"EVACUATE THE WATCHTOWER! EVACUATE THE FRIKKIN WATCHTOWER!"

The speedster grabbed the freaked out android before sprinting towards the Zeta-portals. Somehow, someway, Danny made it before them and destroyed the panel before moving on to the communications center and destroying that too. Then the child disappeared in a cliché clap of thunder.

And to make matters worse... Batman was halfway across the galaxy again.

A Week Later

Batman, Martian Manhunter, Hawkgirl, and Wonder Woman exited the Javelin and entered the Watchtower main room, all dead tired. They all stopped short when they saw the destruction. Wonder Woman dipped a finger in a sticky, white substance before bringing it to her face to investigate it, as some of the lights were shattered.

"It's... Glue."

The others blanched before splitting up. They found Danny sleeping in the rafters, clutching a few glue bottles to his chest while a few other bottles he had been hoarding were scatted around him. The traumatized Leaguers were all hiding out in closets, kitchen cabinets, the refrigerator, and other nooks and crannies alike.

*continues to drag Kadzait* *sees viewers* I SWEAR, IT WASN'T ME THIS TIME! *begins dragging again* I think... He... Drank... Another... Sleeping potion... I have lying around the house... Dang Kad, you don't weigh that much! Why are you so heavy?!

Kadzait: ...

Right... I'm smaller than he is...

The above... Was a KainVixenheim... Idea... It was also for the people who wanted to see Glue Hell again.

Reviews:

Letskilloctavian: I know! I'm so excited~! XD I feel bad for you. STUPID ESSAYS!

JP-Rider: I make no promises for that only cause it's seven days till Christmas! :D

The Keeper of Worlds: Annoying kids. XD

KainVixenheim: Hahahaha! (Kadzait: I don't remember either...) ... Danny's cookies bring on the glue hell... Irony...

BringbackDannyPhantom: Yeah~! I made you smile~! Instead of yell at me~! XD

YumiStar: Nah, I just make it seem like she is. I just remember people yelling at me for putting her with the A-Listers. XD

GreenDrkness: I'll probably do that in the sequel. The readers and dreams... Dang. XD

Anime Hotty Lover. 18: Yeah... Glad you enjoyed~!

Roselin: YES! I LOVE YOU! IN A PLATONIC WAY! XD We'll see about your question~!

Poohbearmorris: I'll most likely do the GIW in the sequel cause HEY, WHY NOT?! XD

Guest of Honor: I can only do so many, dude! Yeah, I get those thoughts all the time. Like throwing my enemies into a volcano full of cannibalistic clowns. XD

Kyrianae Narii: Hahaha! WRAPPING PAPER FUN! YES! Never had one because my mom was sitting RIGHT THERE. XD Glad you're enjoying~!

Grava: Pretty much, yeah. XD

Skymuse: That's because he's Danny. XD

heofBOOYAH: Both: Uh... *takes step away from each other while blushing... again*

THEBOXGHOST113: The secret shall be revealed in time. And I will make it awesome. NO WORRIES THERE! XD

Scheffelman: YOU'RE WELCOME!

Vice Versa: Nice... XD

16cklemen: You're the only one that noticed that~! XD

Bibbledoo: *snorts* XD

ShyActiveReader: Prince Aragon... Probably in the sequel. XD

Guest(1): NO THEY DO NOT. XD

Halfagirl-astronaut: AW MAN! What were your ideas again?! I've been buried under ideas so I lose a few! PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN!