Ch.98: Tooth Fairy

Danny wiggled the tooth in his mouth incessantly. It was really starting to annoy the crap out of him. Why wouldn't it just come out? It had been wiggly for a week and he hadn't stopped wiggling it since it became even just a little loose. He wanted that thing out.

"Master Danny, it will come out in time-"

And now Alfred sounded like Clockwork. Great.

"-just be patient."

"But it's annoying~!" Danny whined and proceeded to wiggle the tooth harder. His head bobbed back and forth in time with his tooth. The butler sighed, shaking his head.

Bruce smirked from his spot at the kitchen table. "We could always tie a string to it and yank it out that way."

Danny ceased all movement and stared at his father with wide eyes. He screamed and ran away, still screaming.

Alfred slapped Bruce upside the head (the only person who can get away it...). "Now that was mean, Bruce."

"Yeahhhh, I know."

Danny continued to run throughout the mansion, screaming. As he was running into the foyer, he slammed into Dick, who had just walked through the door. The two ebony-haired Bats crashed into the ground and groaned loudly.

"Baby Rae, is there a reason you're running through the house screaming bloody murder? I could hear you outside." Dick said, looking up at his baby bro. Danny shook his head to get rid of the fogginess before he answered.

"I was complaining about my loose tooth and Bruce-"

"You have A LOOSE TOOTH?! WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS SOONER?!"

"Not the point! Bruce said he'd tie a string to it-"

"I'm missing milestones in my baby brother's life! Ahh~!"

"DICK!"

"Yes?"

"Bruce said he'd yank it out with a string!"

Dick cracked up. Danny glared and slapped him upside the head. Dick calmed, not at all phased by the mild slap. "That's so mean but... So classic."

"Dickie~!"

"I'm sorry! But he did it to me too! I also think he did it to Tim... Or was it Dami?" Dick mused, drifting into la-la world.

Danny face-palmed, shaking his head in exaggeration.

Dick shrugged. "At least when you do finally get your tooth out, the Tooth Fairy will come and give you a dollar."

"The what-a?" Danny asked, propping his head on his fists that were propped on Dick's chest.

"The Tooth Fairy. If you put your tooth under your pillow, the Tooth Fairy comes, takes the tooth, and leaves a dollar." Dick explained simply.

Danny pondered over his words.

"Hey Dick."

"Yeah Raven?"

"Should I be worried a little tiny creature can get in the mansion and steal my tooth?"

"AHAHAHAHA! No, you're all good, Raven!"

"Whew... I really want that dollar."

Kadzait: ...Kodi, is there a reason you're sitting in my lap?

Cause I feel like it! What other reason do I need?

Kadzait: True... Though I'm oddly reminded of the time we went camping and you used me as a bed.

I'm telling you, you're a comfy piece of furniture!

Kadzait: *sighs*

*pets Kad's fluffy hair and wolf ears*

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(If I sound cranky, I am sorry. I'm unusually tired for some reason and feel like crap. *sarcastic thumbs up*)

Insanity Allegra: No I do not. I have no idea how I would fit her in.

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Skymuse: Yep. Still alive. XD

JP-Rider: New Years Day.

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Vice Versa: That's nice. :)

YumiStar: This chapter is light and fluffy so yeah.

Scheffelman: I forget a lot of things. It's just another to add to the list.

Grava: He didn't actually die. Chill.

GuardianWitchDemiGhost: Well, I'm glad you enjoyed. :)

Anime Hotty Lover. 18: *salutes* Danke! (German for thank you)

16ckelman: Different themes interest certain people. I happen to like dark stuff (I blame Stephen King for that) so I'm going to put dark crap in my stories even if I try to make them mostly humor. It's just something weird I do.

ShyActiveReader: It would suck to be the Master of Time.

Bibbledoo: I didn't really think deeply into that specific situation so I'll leave it to your imagination.

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Guest of Honor: Glad someone enjoys my horror side. And the sequel won't be completely like this but yeah. *shrugs*

Shadowflaymenyght: I'm actually Kodi. Kad is my buddy. And I make no promises since horror-writings interest me in some weird way, as does psychology. Though the only other 'what if' I've thought of does not end in death so... Just mental problems. You suggest people to follow me? That's new. And don't worry. Karma already clothes lined me. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow and I have bruises on my knees from ice-skating yesterday. It's hard to walk.

heofBOOYAH: Not the first time. Nor will it be my last. Fun stuff.

BringbackDannyPhantom: And here I thought you would yell at me. Interesting. :)

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The Keeper of Worlds: Trust in the plan and blah blah blah... *falls asleep*

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