A/N: So our little blonde experienced having his clothing thrown out. He's having a slightly traumatic recovery isn't he?
A/N: It's on the shorter end, however I don't want you guys to think I've forgotten this story. I've had this written for days, but the problem is I want to add to this chapter, but the same time I didn't… so here.
Disclaimer: Still don't own.
Chapter 6
Naruto decided that he would indeed go to London with Sasuke. If for no other purpose than to make the bastard buy him a whole new wardrobe. The pair of them waited in the Novotel lobby for their car to pick them up and take them to the train station. Naruto said his good-byes to Neji and Gaara who'd taken off to the airport. Naruto also made a scene saying his good-bye to the socially awkward red head.
Naruto even managed to fake a few tears and just about everyone in the hotel lobby had stared.
The driver came and got them and they made it to the train station, got their passports stamped and they took their seats in a rather spacious and empty cabin.
The train departed on time and Sasuke pulled out his laptop. He turned it on and Naruto noticed the first thing to pop up was his Facebook page.
'Oh yeahhhhh'
"Gimmie Teme." Naruto said while gesturing with his hands. Sasuke slid the laptop off from his lap and passed it to the blonde. Naruto signed in and smiled with sadistic glee.
Just about all of his friends had liked the pictures including Ino. Which meant… He typed in Sakura's name and indeed saw her typical reaction. Lots of pictures with her baby daddy and typical "I'm sooooo much happier" BS. Naruto started chuckling and Sasuke took a glance.
"Your ex-wife's hair is repulsive."
"Bubblegum pink. Atrocious isn't it? She's a natural blonde."
Sasuke slid the laptop to face him and he clicked on his name and scrolled down a few things until he found Karin and he clicked on her page seeing her typical reaction.
Tears, anguish, and immense over-exaggeration. Betrayal and silly love quotes had taken over her page in the last 24 hours.
Naruto stared on and realized that Sasuke's baby momma was insane. There had to be over 100 posts in the last 24 hours.
"Alright, Sakura is bad, but not this bad."
"Does that mean I win?"
"Yes it does."
At a café in Downtown Los Angeles:
"I can't believe it!" You made Naruto gay!" A platinum blonde roared while holding her stomach.
"I did not! Naruto is bi."
"Still, his rebound is so much hotter than yours. God, I'm thinking about asking Naruto for some sexy time pictures."
Sakura glared angrily at Ino.
"You would want pictures like that considering your boyfriend is the size of a planet and your getting there yourself Ino-pig"
"Shut-up billboard brow." Ino said dismissively and uncaringly. Ino went back to drinking her coffee and Sakura pouted.
"What am I going to do Ino? I can't stand Sai and this baby is ruining all the fun for me, I can't even drink."
"You chose him."
"Well yeah, but I didn't want to keep him."
"Now you're stuck with him. Should've upheld your marriage vows and kept your legs shuts." Ino said before taking another sip of her coffee.
"Do you think he will take me back?"
Ino snorted, "A snowball in the center of the Earth has a higher chance of staying a snowball than you do of getting Naruto back. You messed up sweetheart. Time to pay the price." Ino said bluntly.
Sakura huffed and tapped her fingers on her stomach contemplating her options. She couldn't stand seeing Naruto that happy without her.
In London:
"I don't care who he is. I am going to kill his happy little blonde self and Sasuke will see reason and come crawling back to me where we will live happily with our son Hiruzen." A fuming red-headed psycho announced.
"Nobody care Karin." A platinum blonde man replied.
"Shut up Suigetsu!"
"You're only mad because you turned Uchiha gay. Anyways, you shouldn't threaten Blondie. Sasuke tolerates your stupidity because you're the mother of his child. But, if you start threatening blondie and he's Uchiha's property Sasuke will have you buried alive. " Suigetsu said seriously.
"He's right." A tall big man by the name of Juugo chimed in.
Karin chewed her lip and began to throw a fit while the two men groaned and pleaded with her to shut up.
Back on the train heading towards London:
"So, what are we going to do in London?"
Sasuke paused. He hadn't actually thought about what they'd do. "What would you like to do?"
"I don't know about much to do there… but I know I'd love to go see The Harry Potter Studio tour!"
"You would be a fan…"
"Oh shut up."
"Anyways, we can visit all the tourist attractions if you want. I'm sure you'll enjoy yourself."
"I guess I should book a hotel room…"
"Why? You can stay with me. My place is big enough."
"I don't like imposing."
"It's not imposing Dobe. It's extending hospitality. Besides, if I go to Los Angeles you can return the favor."
Naruto started laughing, "I don't actually have a place at the moment. I've been staying at a divorcee motel. Pay by month. And by the time I get back my room will be rented out to some other poor sap. Plus I will have to get a job while I get back." Naruto finished with a groan.
Naruto stared out off into the window while Sasuke did online shopping for the blonde and was having all the purchases dropped off at his condo. He even ordered a few suits by guesstimating the sizes. They'd be close if nothing else and he could have them tailored if necessary.
They got off the train and walked through the station. Sasuke suddenly stopped and Naruto gave him a confused look.
"What's the sudden hold up?"
Sasuke pointed up at the sign with a straight face.
It read 'King's Cross Station'.
Naruto jaw dropped and his eyes widened. He made to run off following the arrow, but Sasuke grabbed him and hauled him forward instead.
"Why not?!"
"Because I want to drop off our luggage and not have to carry it around all day." Sasuke said through a strained voice. Naruto stopped struggling and followed Sasuke the rest of the way to the car.
Once they'd left the station Naruto's eyes widened looking around.
'Holy shitake mushrooms, I am in LONDON!' Naruto thought while looking dumbfounded. Paris was beautiful, but so was London. Sasuke directed him into the car and Naruto pressed his face to the glass mesmerized by everything they passed. This was so different than back home.
Once they got to Sasuke's Condo, which looked like most of the building in Los Angeles-pity. They were greeted by a door man and they got into the lift. Sasuke removed a card from his pocket waving it infront of a sensor before pressing a button.
"What was that for?"
"The elevator won't go up without it. It's the main reason I chose this building. Karin can't come upstairs without someone helping her."
Naruto nodded. Brilliant strategy.
The got to Sasuke's floor, which was at the very top and Sasuke unlocked his front door and Naruto entered. The outside of the building was very familiar to him- but the inside was not. Sasuke had a very unique yet contemporary design to his home. Very bachelor pad like. Naruto followed Sasuke into the condo and into one of the bedrooms.
"I do apologize, but we will be rooming together." Sasuke said with a smirk.
"Surprise, surprise." Naruto said with one eyebrow raised.
Sasuke set his things down and Naruto did the same and Sasuke pulled him in for a kiss.