Disclaimer: Don't own the characters.
A/N: Based off my trip… Yes, I actually did these things in London. Although, Naruto isn't being as weird as I was day one.
Other notes…. I may have messed something up, but if you don't notice then I don't think I did.
Chapter 8
Sasuke watched as Naruto slept with his son. He smirked noticing they slept surprisingly similar. Mouth's open and limbs sprawled everywhere. He shook his head and walked to the bed and shook it with his foot only to successfully make them stir and re-adjust slightly. He picked Hiruzen up and walked over to the bathroom and turned the shower on smiling when the baby rubbed his eyes. He got Hiruzen in the shower and washed him off quickly and wrapped him in a towel. Sasuke peeked his head in on Naruto who was slightly waking up. He saw a tanned arm feel around for something before the blonde man snapped up and started looking frantically around before blue eyes met amused obsidian.
"I though he'd fallen off the bed..." Naruto said embarrassed.
Sasuke shook his head, "Get up. Shower. We have things to do today."
Naruto raised an eyebrow, but got up anyways. He followed Sasuke until he had to turn and go inside the bathroom. He clicked the light on and envied the bastards bathroom. The shower had LED lights in the bottom and changed the color of the shower. He'd picked up a tablet and tried or to laugh when he realized the entire place was set to that one tablet. The lighting, music, alarms and Tv were all controlled by it. But luckily everything worked by manually turning things on and off.
By the time Naruto came out of the bathroom Hiruzen and Sasuke were in the kitchen and Sasuke was feeding his son.
"Daddy is definitely a good look on you." Naruto said as watched the sight.
"Hn, can you feed him? I want to rinse off and I need to get ready too."
"Mkay." Naruto walked over and accepted the bowl of baby cereal and the spoon as Sasuke walked into the bathroom.
By the time Sasuke came out Hiruzen was done eating, wiped down, and everything was cleaned up.
"What a good wife I have" Sasuke said sarcastically and Naruto snorted in response.
"Ok, do you want the complete London experience, or can we take a car?"
"Are you asking me to decide between you taking us out in a car or me getting to watch you suffer in the subway?"
"It's called 'The Tube' and yes."
"Better get your hand sanitizer cause he are doing the tube." Naruto answered while making an obscene gesture.
Sasuke groaned and went into his room and got his jacket and one for Naruto. He got ne for Hiruzen and then packed a baby bag.
"What, no Winnie the Pooh bag?" Naruto asked looking at the plain black messenger bag.
"Nope." He answered.
Sasuke went to grab Hiruen only to see Naruto holding the small child instead.
"Alright, let's go." Sasuke said before opening the door for the other two and shut and locked it.
They took the elevator down and exited the building. They walked a few blocked until Sasuke saw one of the entrances to the Underground and took them that way. He paid for day passes and they got through the railways and Naruto blindly followed Sasuke through the passageways.
"How do you know where your going?"
"Because I live here. It'd be like me asking you how you know which freeway to take in Los Angeles."
"I still need a GPS to get around."
"What freeways would you take to get to Knotts Berry Farm?"
Naruto opened his mouth before closing it.
"From where."
"Artesian BLVD." Sasuke sadly remembered that specifically because during his last business trip there someone wanted to stop for Krispy Kreme donuts and Sasuke stared at that sign willing himself to ignore the situation.
"Take the 91 east all the way until you hit Beach Blvd."
"My point exactly." Sasuke finished.
Naruto got the point. He only knew where Knotts was because he and Kiba go to Knotts Halloween Haunt. Religiously. He also knew where Disneyland was.
Going down the stairs watching the men.
"Where could they be going." A red headed woman ran off after them in heels while trying to not seem obvious.
I am going to crack this mystery blonde and send him on his way. Somehow.
Back in Los Angeles.
Sakura had a hand on her pregnant stomach rubbing soft circles while pacing in her master bedroom. She had put Sai on the couch. She was realizing the man was too boring for her. She needed some kind of a pulse visible... The man looked dead while walking. She belittled herself for her very poor life choice. She was now pregnant by a man she wished she could used as a dartboard. Sure, Sai was a good artist and art dealer, but he was also extremely in compassionate. He seemingly didn't care about anything or showed interest. He would look at something critically and either buy it or turn away. If he bought it, we would just resell it later.
She ran a hand through her pink hair. She was frustrated. Very frustrated. She turned and grabbed her cell phone and tried Naruto's number only to be disappointed that it was out of order. She turned and hopped onto Facebook and typed his name in and looked at the gorgeous man Naruto was with. He was handsome. But he had something she wanted back. He was the enemy.
She knew Gaara and Neji had come back from Paris, without Naruto. They'd mentioned to Shikamaru he'd gone to England, and Ino got it out of him.
Sakura clicked on the tagged name, " Sasuke Uchiha".
"Wow, does he even know how to use Facebook... He had less stuff than Naruto." She wondered out loud.
She saw a lot of tagged posts with a woman named Karin and a baby. But this man wasn't in any of them, but this child was probably his since the captions all said "I love Daddy". They were a few months old, but still.
She looked at his location and narrowed her eyes when it said London.
She bit her lip and realized that there was a slim chance in hell she would find Naruto. But... It was better than waiting around. She picked up her phone and dialed the number to the airlines and waited.
"Hello? Hi yes- I need the first available ticket you have to London."
She waited a moment.
"That's fine, my name is Sakura Haruno. Thank you." She hung up the phone and hopped back on her laptop making hotel reservations and transportation from the air port there before quickly throwing together her suitcase. Her plane was leaving in 5 hours.
She grabbed her passport and called Ino.
"Hey Ino, I need a ride to the airport in the next 3 hours or sooner. I'll explain later." She said before hanging up on her friend.
She momentarily wondered if she was suffering from insanity, but she would need to get over it. She wanted her husband back.
Naruto ran around St. James' park with the small toddler who was clapping and giggling. Sasuke stood by a tree watching the pair.
Where did all that energy come from? He tried not to laugh when the birds got ruffled up and chased Naruto around as his son giggled at the display. They'd started at Westminister and saw a Big Ben, the outside of the Abbey and Naruto got a picture inside one of the phone booths. Naruto defined the word Tourist.
They walked back to the station and got off at St James Park so a certain blonde could see Buckingham Palace. The Queen was home. Then they settled on the park. Sasuke, who'd seen all of these things already, decided that the Tower of London would be last. He had a feeling Naruto would enjoy it.
Hiruzen took a power nap in his Dad's arms while Naruto carried the bag and snapped pictures. Hiruzen's nap ended once they arrived at Tower Hill. Sasuke walked the familiar route to their destination and damn near face palmed-
"That looks just like a castle!"
"I never would've thought of that."
Naruto could smell the sarcasm. Shush. He was from Los Angeles and Medieval Times didn't exactly count.
Sasuke bought them tickets and led them in walking past the tour group. Naruto snapped his neck toward the woman when he vaguely heard something about two boys and tried to stop Sasuke who kept walking.
"Oye, bastard... What's this about two boys?"
"Just keep walking Naruto."
Sasuke didn't want his blonde freaking out just yet.
Sasuke took him straight to the back to see the crowns and jewels first. Which Naruto was extremely fond of immediately. Who wouldn't be? The blonde man pouted at the no photography rule.
Naruto and Sasuke exited the run part of the tour, and this time, basically dragged Sasuke to the tour group.
They stood there about 10 minutes listening about 'famous executions' that happened... On Tower Hill. And then a small bit about the small church to their right. Sasuke watched as Naruto's face had gone from delighted to horrified.
"Something wrong?"
"Yes."
"Hm?"
"I'm not used to beheading stories."
"Ah... Then you should be glad I insisted on you not hearing about those two boys."
Naruto turned and looked at Sasuke and paled. What the hell?
"You can go in the church if you want... But I'd rather go in the tower." Sasuke stated before walking back down the hill. Naruto looked at the church and heard the guide mention how the bodies were displayed there and followed Sasuke.
Nope.
They looked at the things on display and Naruto tried to erase the whole 'beheading' thing from his mind.
"You know, they held people here for torture too."
Why?! Why Teme!
Naruto groaned and walked away listening to Sasuke snicker. Hiruzen was still curled into his Fathers shoulder but awake. They walked back outside and Sasuke pointed to a big bridge, "that, is Tower Bridge." Sasuke pointed out.
"Did anyone get beheaded on it?" Naruto asked seriously.
"Not that I know of."
"Then it's gorgeous." Naruto said perking up a bit.
"Mama..." Hiruzen mumbled out. Sasuke readjusted his son and looked at him
"What?"
"Mama..." Hiruzen said again. Sasuke followed his son's line of sight and saw a trench coat and red hair disappear behind a building.
"Time to go." Sasuke said and walked out the gate. Sasuke went left and headed to the bridge and Naruto followed now aware of the psycho following them.
"Your baby momma is insane." Naruto whispered.
Hiruzen waved at his mom before climbing to Naruto to be held. Naruto took the baby and they went up the stairs and began crossing the bridge.
Naruto stopped noticing the locks on the bridge and smiled ,"hey Teme..." He said mischievously. Sasuke turned and looked at the locks and looked back with a smile ,"Another day." Sasuke said with a smile.
On e they reached the other side of the bridge Sasuke turned around and watched as Karin clung to the railing unmoving and wide-eyed.
"What's she doing...?" Naruto asked.
"Karin is afraid of heights. She is also terrified of crossing bridges because she is convinced they will collapse under her." Sasuke said as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
They kept walking and eventually went into a small eatery grabbing some curried ramen. It had gained Naruto's immediate approval just because it said Ramen. Hiruzen got some stuff from his bag and a little dessert and Sasuke ordered two bowls for him and his blonde.
"So, tell me about your job." Naruto spoke up.
Job. That reminded Sasuke his secretary was still going to get the axe.
"My family owns a company. It's originally based in Japan. My brother runs the branch here."
Naruto choked a bit.
"I get paid thousands just to be here. I don't even do anything. I've been waiting to get own branch to run so I can kind of do things my way. My brother doesn't really have a need for me since his Vice-President position was taken by his boyfriend." Sasuke said with a shrug.
"We'll, if you go your own branch, what would happen with Hiruzen."
"I'd take him with me. Besides, Karin would just follow me." Sasuke answered.
Sasuke did have a valid point. If she ever got across that bridge.