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A/N: Don't kill me… I started writing another story. I don't know when I'll post, but I'll leave a little note up here when I do.

Chapter 9

Sasuke had grabbed them a taxi home and Sasuke instructed the driver to cross the bridge specifically to see Karin, now 2/3rds of the way across. Naruto tried not to be freaked out by the smile that came onto Sasuke's face. The ride home had been quick and painless and all three of them got back up to Sasuke's condo easily.

"That was pretty fun bastard. How do you plan on topping that?"

Sasuke smiled at the choice of words, "I was planning on topping you actually since I was such a good tour guide." Sasuke said while biting his lip and sauntering over to the blonde before placing a kiss on Naruto's lips.

"Funny bastard." Naruto said before returning the kiss.

"Tomorrow is Saturday, so I was thinking we would eat."

Naruto raised an eyebrow at this.

"Ok…"

"You'll see." Sasuke said with a sly grin.

Sasuke left Naruto and picked up Hiruzen and put him in his playpin. Sasuke turned the t.v. on and got a bottle and poured water in it before setting it in front of his son who blindly grabbed it and drank it with his eyes glued to the t.v.

Sasuke nodded his head in the direction of the bedroom and Naruto followed with his own version of 'the sexy time walk'. Naruto watched as Sasuke slid the jacket off walking backward and slowly unbuttoning his shirt. Naruto mirrored him and followed him into the room. Sasuke bent a knee and sat down on the bed shirtless then slid himself up to the headboard before beckoning Naruto with his finger.

Naruto snorted as he undid his belt.

"Are you sure you're not planning on bottoming?" Naruto asked in a challenging tone.

"What makes you think I'd ever bottom?"

"I'm sure I can convince you…"

"You've never topped. We know the sex is fantastic when you bottom, do we really want to chance messing up what great sex we have?" Sasuke asked in a concerned tone.

Naruto dropped his pants and shook his head. Sasuke was definitely more fun to be around than he'd anticipanted. Naruto crawled onto the bed and over to Sasuke before placing a kiss on Sasuke's lips.

"You know, you can be on top of me but still bottom…" Sasuke began suggestively while grinding up.

"You want me to ride you?"

"I really wouldn't mind it, no." Sasuke answered honestly.

Naruto started to kiss Sasuke repeatedly and he hooked his thumbs into his boxers and slid them off down enough to expose himself. Sasuke reached into the nightstand and grabbed the lube getting his fingers coated and slid on straight in with no resistance.

"Or, you could ride my fingers and then I'll bend you over and get you from behind." Sasuke said a little breathless.

"Hm, whatever would make you happiest." Naruto answered just enjoying himself without a care in the world.

"What would currently make me happiest is to tie you up and have my way with you for hours on end." Sasuke said quickly.

"You're into bondage?"

"Not really. But, the hours of sex would be fantastic." Sasuke said right before he struck Naruto's prostate.

Naruto pressed back and down on the fingers and kept it up noticing when a second and third finger joined in. Naruto made sure to rock and create some friction for Sasuke.

Naruto reached back and softly rubbed Sasuke through his pants and listened to the dark haired man moan a bit. Suddenly Naruto was flipped and found his pinned under Sasuke. Those dark piercing eyes and messy hair were damn sexy. Sasuke took Naruto's boxers the rest of the way off and flipped the blonde over. Sasuke took his pants and boxers off as fast as possible. Naruto laid on his stomach until he felt… what he thought was rope around his wrist.

"You kinky bastard."

"You know you'll like it."

Sasuke pulled Naruto's arms up and attached the rope to a hook well hidden behind the headboard.

"I never would've guessed that was there."

"Strangely enough, it came with the bed. I have no idea what it's actually for though." Sasuke admitted before sliding down Naruto's back and placing a kiss between his shoulders. Sasuke pulled Naruto up onto his knees and spat in his hand and got himself lubricated before sliding in and he held Naruto's hips back forcing himself in pretty deep.

"Oh God…."

"My name is Sasuke." Sasuke said in a cocky tone.

Sasuke kept pressing in further against the blonde's prostate.

"Ok, bastard, stop, I think you're going to tear something and that's starting to hurt." Naruto groaned.

Sasuke slid out and playfully slapped Naruto across the ass before setting in a rhythm. Naruto quickly got reduced to moaning and heaving and Sasuke wasn't doing any better. The back on Naruto's thighs were flush against the front of Sasuke's and Sasuke was running his hands down the sides of his legs and back up occasionally slapping the tanned ass.

It happened sooner than Naruto would've liked and he came on the sheets without warning and Sasuke got a few more thrusts in before releasing. Sasuke pulled out slightly.

"Naruto… what would you say if I asked if I can do something incredibly weird and kinky at the same time?"

"Whuh?" Was the intelligent reply the fumbled blonde brain could come up with.

"Can I do something… really kinky to you?"

"You already tied me up…"

"True. You're not in a state to fight back… so may I?"

"Uhm, I guess."

"It's something I've never actually done before… so…yeah." Sasuke said before pulling out.

Naruto had a moment of 'what the hell' before he felt a tongue at his entrance pushing in.

Naruto buried his face in the pillow and bit trying to stop the noises that were spilling out of his mouth. Sasuke pulled his tongue out and did a few obscenely long licks before kissing the stretched and thoroughly abused entrance. Sasuke untied Naruto with the yank of one string. Naruto turned over completely red and harshly breathing.

Naruto peaked an eye up at the dark-haired male looking like he was waiting for something.

"You wanted to rim me… after you screwed me… and ultimately swallowed your own cum…" Naruto spoke between breaths.

"There's still some in there…" Sasuke said with a nervous looking face.

"That by far is the kinkiest thing anyone has ever done to me… and I gotta say I liked it and I am happy that expierence was with you and not my ex-wife." Naruto said with a huge smile. Naruto heard a thud and saw the dark-haired man laughing silently while laying on his side.

"So it wasn't bad?"

"No." Naruto answered before sitting up and leaning over to peck Sasuke on the lips.

"Go rinse your mouth out and brush your teeth, teme. You'd better not kiss that baby with that mouth."

"Let's go shower first." Sasuke said before sitting up.

Naruto followed him and they peaked into the living room to see Hiruzen standing in his play pin holding onto nothing, but his eyes were still glued to the t.v. The men went into the shower together and Sasuke turned on the water and got underneath it and Naruto came in with him.

"I'm happy I'm here with you." Naruto admitted.

"I'm happy you're here too." Sasuke said with a sincere smile. Sasuke wrapped his arms around Naruto holding him there securely rubbing soft circles.

"Does this mean we are dating… or am I just a fun piece of ass for you?"

"I don't bring pieces of ass around my son… so I'd say we are dating."

"Is this official. We are now boyfriends? In a complicated soon to be long distance relationship?"

"You don't have to go back to Los Angeles…" Sasuke said while kissing Naruto's knuckle.

"No… I suppose not."

"We can talk about this later." Sasuke said with a smirk.

They finished rinsing off and placing kisses to the others neck and chests before each sliding on pajama bottoms and Sasuke went to rinse out his mouth and brush his teeth as instructed.

Sasuke, for the first time, felt comfortable with having an actual relationship for the first time. Naruto made it seem to natural and easy. Sasuke came out to see Naruto taking Hiruzen out of the play pin and setting him down on the floor in an standing position. Hiruzen stood there balancing seemingly unaware of what he was doing. Naruto clapped and the baby mimicked and fell onto his butt.

Naruto stood him back up and Hiruzen seemed to get the idea and he tried to balance.

"C'mon Hiruzen! You can do it." Hiruzen took a step forward and wobbled a bit before almost falling. Naruto caught him and straightened him up. Naruto stood up and held onto Hiruzen's hands and walked with him a bit and the baby kept his eyes glued to his own feet. Hiruzen lifted his head and gave Naruto a huge grin and Sasuke couldn't stop the smile that came onto his face.

Sasuke balanced on the balls of his heels and extended his arms out for the toddler. Naruto turned Hiruzen around and was ready to catch him. They gave Hiruzen about 2 feet of walking distance. Hiruzen took a hesitant step forward and extended his arms to his Daddy. He got a few steps in before tripping over his own feet and Sasuke caught him.

"Almost there buddy. Soon you'll be running around the house." Sasuke said with a smile. Sasuke picked up the baby and walked over to his cell phone and picked it up.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Sending an e-mail to Karin letting her know Hiruzen took his first steps. It was one of her conditions in the custody agreement." Sasuke answered in a monotone voice.

A few seconds passed before his phone went off.

"She wants a video." Sasuke sighed and tossed his phone down.

Naruto went over and picked the cell phone up and took Hiruzen away from Sasuke and set Hiruzen down. He got to the camera and video and steadied Hiruzen before jumping away and pressing record. Sasuke watched with a raised eyebrow and Naruto waved him off.

"C'mon Hiruzen! You can do it for the camera!" The baby giggled and took a few steps before falling back down and Sasuke smirked. Naruto stopped recording and handed it back. "Even though she's a crazy bitch, it had to suck not to see your kids first steps." Naruto said quietly. Sasuke nodded before attaching the video and e-mailing it to her.

"Question… why don't you text?"

"She doesn't have my number."

"What happened in case of an emergency?"

"She would text or call Juugo who would inform me."

Ahhhh. Now it makes sense.

The next morning Sasuke and Hiruzen got ready quickly while Naruto got ready at a leisurely pace. The blonde was not a morning person. They got out of the condo at a decent time and headed straight for the train station.

"I'm hungry…" Naruto complained.

It was 8:45 in the friggin morning.

They pushed and shoved their way into the train that was crowded.

"Remember how I said we should take the tube everywhere? I take it back."

"Thought you would. But for now, this is actually the most convenient." Sasuke said briskly.

They got off and walked up the stairs and headed straight. Naruto would never be able to navigate this area. Hell, he hadn't even looked where they got off. Although, this area seemed vaguely familiar. Sasuke walked ahead with Hiruzen and Naruto started to pick up speed to fall in step next to him and that's when it hit him. Food.

'Didn't the bastard say something about eating today?'

Naruto walked ahead and followed his nose and walked into a market. Naruto looked up and say "Borough" and decided this was the name of his new goddess. Sasuke caught up and pointed forward and Naruto walked that way. If there was anything that could get this blonde to smile, it was street vendor food. Why? Because it was delicious. Probably not super healthy. But it was good.

Sasuke paid for food and indulged Naruto in whatever he wanted, including a giant merengue. They had a few bags worth of food and Naruto was now holding Hiruzen. Sasuke finally convinced Naruto to start eating some of the food and if he was still hungry they'd come back in for more. There was a cool little indoor place with benches and stuff conveniently located next to the market where they put the bags down and pilfered through them to pick out what they would like to eat. Sasuke handed Hiruzen a macaroon and went rummaging through the bag for something he wanted.

Naruto… was about a fourth of the way done with the food he'd acquired.

Sakura woke up and left her hotel bright and early. Her hotel offered a dine-in breakfast, but since she was more of the person who wanted to travel, she did her research and knew what she would like to do. She walked down the street and passed the dots and a few racks of rental bikes. She crossed the street seeing a large mass of people and knew she had arrived at her destination. She walked up and around the area noting the different things available and wished she lived here. She went out into the back and ordered some food and decided to go into the courtyard and plan a strategy to find Naruto. She sat down on one of the benches and began to think.

She finished her food and got up to throw the trash away when an unmistakable head of blonde hair appeared in her line of sight. Naruto. What the hell was he doing at Borough Street Market? Oh… he's here with his little boyfriend and child.

Sakura walked over and stopped in front of the group and the baby waved at her and The dark-haired man looked up surprised. Naruto, on the other hand glared in annoyance.

"What the hell are you doing here Sakura? Shouldn't you be a 10 hour plane ride away?"

"I came to talk to you…" She said nervously.

Naruto leaned back and crossed his arms with a look of pure disbelief etched on his face.

Sasuke on the other hand, felt a fierce need to make this woman disappear. She was a threat to his relationship with Naruto and most definitely dampening the mood.