A/N: It feels strange knowing this is the only story up for posting right now… I should start posting another… but which one .

Chapter 16

G16

Sasuke had a plan. More or less. He devised it on the way home and it was perfect. Naruto would not appreciate being tricked, but it couldn't be helped. Sasuke wanted Naruto to meet his mother and father so they could love him too. He didn't have very much time to prepare, so he'd have to work fast.

Sasuke went upstairs with Hiruzen who he let walk to their door once he got up to their floor. Sasuke opened the door and let the toddler walk in and go up to Naruto who was happy to see him. Sasuke sat at the islander and opened his laptop that was pretty much a duplicate of his work computer and laid out everything he needed to start making a presentation. He had to narrow in on one and focus on that one primarily. He took his shoes and socks off to get more comfortable.

"What's are you doing?" Naruto asked curiously.

"Getting ready to plan my take over of another company. Care to help?"

"I'd love too." Naruto said with a soft smile.

Phase one-complete.

Naruto and Sasuke worked on opposite ends of the island running numbers and using Sasuke's business model to see if it would end up profitable. So far it wasn't looking great. They'd either spend way to much acquiring the business that it wouldn't make money for a few decades or it would go under anyways because it was doing that horrible.

"I think we need to focus on the next lowest bracket. I know it's more thn you'd like to buy them out for but it's worth a shot..." Naruto said making a face.

"I'd like to be able to take the business as soon as possible... But I think your right. Nothing here is doing well enough for me to seize."

Naruto did a few and looked down the list seeing his old company. A feral grin ran on his face before inputting the numbers in the equation. It fit pretty damn close plus... Naruto knew the inner working and leverage wasn't always a bad thing.

"Teme, I found you a winner." Naruto proclaimed proudly.

"Oh? Who is our lucky horse?"

"Jinchuriki, where I used to work."

"I thought about it, since I figured you'd love throwing that in your former bosses face, but its too high in price and too low in profit, my father won't support it." Sasuke said a little upset.

"Ah, but I know a few things this paper doesn't." Naruto said with a huge grin.

"You have my attention."

"We'll, firstly- the profit isn't accurate. I noticed while I was there that our sales and quarterly percentage were always unbalanced. If I did 80% in sales it would say like 77%. This part is a hunch, but what is 3% wasn't being accounted for?"

"That would imply embezzlement."

"Yep. It wasn't just me either and there was never a good excuse as too why. Secondly, they are never thorough with their reports. So there is a high chance these numbers are wrong. My old boss cared about money and not the company. I have friends that work their who wouldn't mind looking into it at least..." Naruto said in a hopeful tone.

"Alright, look into it. If we can acquire it I don't see why not." Sasuke said with a light smile. There really wasn't any companies he could go after... Nothing was in his target range anyway. Couldn't hurt.

Naruto snatched his cell phone and walked out of the room and Sasuke looked and saw Hiruzen had knocked out of the couch. Sasuke walked over and picked his little guy up and took him to his room and changed him and let him sleep. Sasuke watched Hiruzen sleep while the baby sucked on his lips. He could hear Naruto from his room and was mildly entertained by how fast his Dobe could talk. Sasuke combed Hiruzen's hair back before leaving the room and going back in the kitchen to wait for Hiruzen to wake back up and want dinner. He got the baby food and cereal out and ready for it when it happened. Naruto came back in beaming-

"They are on the case. They will fax me their findings." Naruto said in a mock evil voice... It reminded Sasuke of Dracula.

"Thank you by exceedingly helpful and verrrry sexy secretary." Sasuke said with a smirk as he walked over and started kissing him. Naruto ran his hands up from Sasuke's abdomen and over his chest smiling when Sasuke flinched and stepped back. "Remind me to wear band aids tomorrow." Sasuke added.

Sasuke unbuttoned his shirt and tossed it over onto the couch. Naruto ran his hands over Sasuke's chest and actually envied how nicely developed it was. He very lightly touched the still healing piercings.

"I guess I still owe you huh?"

"Yes you do." Sasuke replied casually.

Naruto walked backward his hands in Sasuke and swung them until he reached the couch and he pushed Sasuke down. The dark-haired man undid his belt and pants and slipped them down and kicked them off.

"Such a sight to be privileged enough to see..." Naruto said with humor coloring the words.

"Hn. If the piercing makes this less pleasurable than normal your taking it out." Sasuke forewarned.

Naruto dropped to his knees in front of Sasuke and started stroking. Naruto would avoid admitting this out loud, but every time he saw Sasuke naked he was amazed someone could actually look that good naked.

Sasuke's head was thrown back completely relaxed looking. Sasuke moved his hand to the back of Naruto's head to coax it forward and ensure the damn nipple piercings were worth it. Naruto licked from base to tip. Sasuke wasn't impressed. Naruto put his mouth around the tip and started to take more and more in, but Sasuke couldn't feel the difference.

"Dobe... So far the pain wasn't worth it. Feels the same to me." Sasuke announced slightly disappointed.

Naruto pulled off trying to figure out what he was doing wrong.

"I have a plan." Naruto said with one finger up in the air. Naruto climbed up on the couch and pecked Sasuke on the lips. Naruto didn't like when things Sakura had done reared into his head, but this particular thing may be the deciding factor on whether or not it was worth it to get the piercing. Naruto laid next to Sasuke with his head in Sasuke's lap and tilted his head to the left...

Sasuke stared at the mass of blonde hair before shaking his head and shutting his eyes once more and leaning back.

Naruto took Sasuke back in his mouth and pressed the piercing against Sasuke's head-

"Oh fuck."

Looks like the piercing were going to stay. Naruto kept this up alternating between just working on the head to deep throating and coming back up.

Sasuke laid back with his head back breathing harshly and his toes were curled and his fingers were laced in blonde locks.

Naruto was enjoying listening to the interesting sounds Sasuke was making. Sasuke rocked his hips upwards a bit, but not too much.

"I'm close..." Sasuke breathed out and Naruto took that as a sign to add a bit more stimulation and stroked. Naruto sensed Sasuke tighten up before he released. Naruto swallowed and pulled off.

"... Pineapple." Naruto said in a curious tone.

"Hmmm." Was Sasuke's intelligent reply.

"Are we keeping the piercings?"

"For now. I don't want your teeth getting damaged from that thing and it'll make your breath smell. It is indefinitely temporary."

Naruto made a face and shook his head. He heard Hiruzen shuffling around and pushed Sasuke slightly.

"Get dressed, you don't need to traumatize your child." Naruto said getting up.

"He will be completely traumatized when he's older. Might as well not try to shield him from it." Sasuke said sarcastically while slipping his boxers back on.

Naruto went to go get the baby... And begin phase two. Sasuke ran over to his coat from yesterday and grabbed the ring box opening it and taking the ring out and putting it on one of his fingers. He ran into the kitchen and grabbed a few Cheerios from a bowl left on the counter and out them inside the box and placed the box with Hiruzen's toys.

"Naruto, could you please feed Hiruzen?" Sasuke called.

"Sure!" Was the quick reply.

Sasuke walked toward the bedroom just as Naruto came out holding the moody toddler. Sasuke looked around the room momentarily trying to come up with a hiding place Naruto wouldn't find it accidentally. He walked over to his watch case and opened the drawer. He pulled out an old pocket watch that he hadn't used in years. He opened the front and back and popped the actual clock piece out and closed the ring inside and wrapped the actual clock piece inside an old handkerchief that the matching tie had gone missing too. He grabbed some pajama bottoms and took a quick shower and came out seeing his son walk over to his toys. He watched from around the corner very quietly and carefully.

Naruto was cleaning up the kitchen-such a good wife, huh? Sasuke thought so.

"Alright Hiruzen... Shall we watch Mickey Mouse or Baby Einsteins?" Naruto asked as he flipped into the recorded shows.

"Hiruzen?" Naruto looked down seeing the almost one year old holding something that was too small to be a toy. "What's that buddy?" Naruto said walking over.

Naruto's eyes zeroed in on the Tiffany blue box and his eyed widened considerably. Naruto got down as close to Hiruzen as possible...

"Hiruzen, can I please see that?"

"Noooo."

"Pretty please? I'll give it back. I promise."

"No. Mine."

Hiruzen rolled over and crawled away and resettled further away from Naruto.

Sasuke put a hand over his mouth to silence the laughter that as going to erupt.

"I can open it. We can see what's inside!" Naruto said with enthusiasm.

"No."

"Come one Hiruzen! I share with you."

"Noooo. Mine." Hiruzen said with a sad voice.

Naruto had half a mind to take the box from Hiruzen and open it, but then the toddler would cry and Sasuke would be alerted. Hiruzen kept trying to open the box and he would shake it and chew on it. Sasuke walked in the room with a fake tired expression and picked his son up pretending he didn't see the box at all and carried him to his room.

He set his son down in his crib and took the box and opened it. The toddler took the Cheerios and ate them and Sasuke set the box open down beside him and watched as Hiruzen laid down after swallowing to go back to sleep. Sasuke put a blanket over him and walked down the hall to his room and quietly snickered when he reached his room and climbed onto his bed.

Naruto, for his part, was mildly panicking. He didn't want to jump to conclusions... And he believed in the element of surprise, but he needed to see if that was a ring. Naruto stayed put until he was sure both Uchiha's were asleep and got up and walked into the Hiruzen's room and walked over to the crib and peeked in. He snatched the open box up and saw it was empty. He looked at Hiruzen with sheer panic. Oh my god. Naruto ran and got his phone and looked up ways to induce vomiting in a child. He ran into the room holding the box.

"Sasuke! We need to take Hiruzen to the hospital NOW!" Naruto yelled shaking him.

"Why? What happened?!' Is he ok?" Sasuke started freaking out and ran down the hall to see his son fast asleep...but the box gone. His face froze... Naruto thought Hiruzen had eaten whatever was in the box.

"I think he ate something he shouldn't."

"He seems to be breathing fine. Do you know what it might be?"

"Jewelry possibly..." Naruto said trailing off.

"Well, we can just wait it out. He can't digest it so it'll come out eventually." Sasuke said aware of Naruto's sheer level of panic.

"You're serious?"

"Yes. Now I'm going back to bed." Sasuke pecked Naruto on the side of the lips since his mouth was hanging open. Sasuke went back in his room and laid on the bed curling up and he placed his pillow over his head to muffle his laughter. This was working better than he'd planned.