Chapter 22
Once Hiruzen went down for a nap, and Sasuke had check on him multiple times... Sasuke finally made his way to the bedroom seeing his blonde sitting on the bed smiling.
"Alright Teme, lets see where you hide the toys." Naruto said laughing.
Sasuke walked over to his dresser and tapped the bottom with his foot and the panel of wood popped out. Sasuke bent down and pulled the drawer out and set it on the bed.
"Geez... It's just- we are NOT playing with these!" Naruto said looking appalled.
"Why not?" Sasuke asked confused.
"No!" Naruto said shaking his head in disbelief.
"Something wrong... Are you allergic?"
"Are these... Pure?" Naruto said looking at the assortment in the box.
"Yes... Why wouldn't they be?"
Naruto looked back down and picked one particular toy up. "Let me ask you a serious question... Where, do you find a solid gold anal probe and for how much?"
"A little shop... Coco de Mer-"
"They have one of those here! I was thrilled when the one in Los Angeles closed. Sakura bought her lingerie there. Broke the damn bank!"
Sasuke made a face... He didn't like the idea he and Sakura had shopped at the same place.
"It was only £1,690."
Naruto's eyes opened wider than ever.
"That's like almost 3 grand American! What the hell! I don't even want to know how much the dildo cost! You just walked in a sex shop, bought a set, and then what?"
"Actually, Itachi and I were invited to a class there on Japanese Bondage. We decided to indulge and buy a few things. I had regular toys, but threw them away a few months ago. I was waiting for someone worth my while to play with these." Sasuke explained.
"You have solid gold anal beads, dildos and anal probes. Is this silver?" Naruto asked picking up a butt plug.
"It's stainless steel. I liked the look of it more than the others."
Naruto looked at Sasuke strangely. "Do you have any other toys?"
"... No"
"Ok, well we aren't playing with these... So go partake in your favorite hobby. I'll be waiting." Naruto said and laid back on the bed.
Sasuke got up and got dressed and just as he was about to leave the room-
"Grab some more lube while you out."
Sasuke walked outside and made a call asking for a car and two cars pulled up after 20 minutes and one set of keys were handed to Sasule. The dark-haired man pulled away from the curb and drove to the nearest adult themed shop and hopped out.
He walked into the promiscuous store and just started picking out things he and Naruto could use in the bedroom. He made sure nothing was made of any precious metals... Mostly rubber or silicone material things. A few costume accessories... A few different sizes of things... The counter was becoming very crowded... Sasuke eventually went into the bondage section and smirked at the gag picking it up along with a multitude of other things.
All in all, Sasuke probably now owned more toys than they would ever need.
"She's a very lucky lady." The woman behind the counter blushed ringing the items up.
Sasuke almost corrected her... But realized she was probably led to that assumption from the stockings...
Sasuke smiled and paid for everything and accepted the help in carrying his purchases out from the store- his purchases alone would probably support the business for two maybe three months. And with that Sasuke started to drive back to his condo with a car full of sex toys in all shapes, sizes and genres. Naruto... Well, lets just say Sasuke wouldn't be surprised if he was no longer allowed to shop for these kinds of things.
In a booking area...
Karin sat with an irritated scowl across her face when she was led to be finger printed and photographed. The officer led her to the camera and she glared at the offending thing as it flashed.
"So... How long before I'm out?" She asked the clerk.
"Well, your trial date is in a few days. So you will be sitting tight. You have multiple restraining orders and now all these new charges. Plus you need to be medically assessed. Enjoy." The woman said in a monotone voice as Karin was hauled from the holding area to the cells and was thrown in by herself and the cops took off her cuffs.
Karin watched as the prison guard turned to exit the cell and she ran and threw her arms around guards neck and tightened alarming everyone with a night stick to come and pry her off their co-worker and opted to haul her into solitary confinement.
After a suicide attempt, she was placed in a padded room with a straight jacket on.
Just keep digging Karin... Straight Sasuke's, unicorns and fountains of alcohol really do exist if you keep digging.
Sasuke walked into his building with two doormen assisting in carrying his bags to his condo. He ignored all the looks from the older women... The elevator ride was deal they silent and heavy and the walk to his door was silent as well. Sasuke got the door open and the bags were set down. He gave the men a tip and stretched his arms up and dropped them very unenthusiastically.
"What the hell are you doing here Itachi?"
"I came to see my nephew."
"Uh huh..." Sasuke intelligently replied.
"Also, father has asked me to inform you that you, Hiruzen and Naruto are not to be present at Karin's hearing or anything following. I am not sure why, but I will be sure to update you as the events unfold. If the judge requests you show, that is the only time you are allowed too.
Secondly, I feel as though Kisame needs a ring as well. Any suggestions?" Itachi finished.
Sasuke rubbed his eyes and shook his head. His brother was weird.
"I would recommend a darker ring made out of Titanium or Tungsten with minimal detailing. That way it's simple and won't damage easily if at all." Sasuke replied tiredly.
"Fantastic. Are you and Naruto getting ready for your trip to Los Angeles?" He asked eyeing the bags.
"Something like that."
"Hmmm. If there's anything Naruto isn't thrilled about just from sight alone feel free to send them to to me or Deidara." He got up and exited immediately.
Yep... Weird.
Sasuke dragged the bags into his room as he heard Naruto and Hiruzen in Hiruzen's room.
The drawer with the "nope not going to happen" was still on the bed, and Sasuke hopped on the bed and grabbed his tablet and started looking ahead to plan their trip to Los Angeles. Sasuke liked traveling-but he hated planning the trip. He had to scrutinize every last thing in order to obtain the perfect experience. Sasuke dropped his head with a sigh.
"Temeeeeeeeee" Naruto whined looking at all the bags.
"Hmm?" Sasuke inquired.
"Why'd you buy the friggin store?!"
"I didn't. They are well stocked on bras and platform heels."
Naruto put Hiruzen on Sasuke's lap and walked over to the bag.
"No, no, no, nope, DEFINATELY NOT, hell to the no, what were you thinking when you picked this up-" Naruto began adding to Deidara and Itachi's collection of bedroom fun.
"Naruto, you can't hate everything." Sasuke said pointedly.
"This one is alright." Naruto said tossed a tube of flavored lube.
"Victory at last!" Sasuke whispered but was aware Naruto heard him.
Sasuke left Naruto to look through all the other bags and pick and choose what he would be willing to keep and made a pile of toys that would be donated. Sasuke ended up ordering food and taking Hiruzen for a short walk to retrieve it. On the way back he passed a conscience store... And slipped in purchasing a few choice items under the pretense of having ice cream sundaes and continued onward.
He was going to have his kinky sex and Naruto was going to shut up and enjoy it even if he had to use a gag.
Sasuke came into his condo and set the bags on the counter and set his son loose and put the items that needed to be kept cold in the fridge and took the food out of the containers and plates the food.
"Sasuke..."
"I don't like that tone." Sasuke said halting his movements.
"Yeah... But your probably not going to like this at all."
'Oh merciful kami... Give me understanding and patience cause I think I'm going to need it.' Sasuke prayed before turning and facing his blonde.
"Yes?"
"Sakura wants-"
"No." Sasuke said turning back around taking a seat and starting to eat.
"Huh- you didn't let me finish!" Naruto whined.
"That's cause it's something Sakura wants. So it's a no." Sasuke explained.
"She said its really important."
"Something tells me a chipped nail is grounds for important when it comes to her." Sasuke spat out.
"You don't need to worry. I'm not leaving you. I'll let you know whatever it is as soon as I know and it'll be over. Ok? It's just lunch." Naruto said reassuringly.
"With your ex."
"Sasuke-"
"Nope." Sasuke picked up his food and walked into the bedroom and locked the door to eat and sulk in silence.
Out in the living room.
"Your father is a princess..." Naruto rolled his eyes and grabbed his plate of food.
Naruto started eating dinner and felt kind of bad... He killed the mood. He was aware of this. But Sasuke has to show trust eventually... Or not. He may stay locked in that room forever.
In fact Sasuke a rurally didn't come out of the room until the next morning causing Naruto to sleep on the couch.
"Sasuke-" Naruto sprang up and was met with a door to his face.
Naruto almost yelled until he heard...
"Teme are you throwing up?"
Just as he said that Naruto's stomach flipped and he wasn't feeling too great.
Naruto ran into Sasuke's room and started to throw up as well.
Sasuke had woken up and was going to apologize for his mini diva moment when his stomach decided to expel everything from his mouth at once causing the sudden maneuver into the bathroom.
'Never... Eating... There...again!' Sasuke cringed as his stomach muscles tightened again.
Naruto wasn't doing so well either and once his stomach was empty he crawled to lay on the bed and Sasuke eventually stumbled in.
"That place... Is now on our never again list."
Sasuke made a noise of agreement and laid on the bed as well.
Hiruzen's crying eventually prompted Sasuke to get up and feed the toddler and znaruto joined them in the kitchen noting Sasuke looked even more pale than usual and he imagined he looked below average himself. He looked over at the clock seeing he had about two hours to magically feel better before meeting with Sakura. Speaking of that...
"-"
"You can go." Sasuke said in a deathly sick sounding voice.
"Are you sure?" Naruto asked.
"I don't like people seeing me sick." Was all he got before Naruto took a shower.
Naruto came out still feeling a little on the sour side before oh so very slowly getting dressed and dry-heaving. He had a out thirty minutes to go before meeting Sakura and he rounded the corner seeing Sasuke with all sorts of medicine I front of him and the TV. Sasuke turned and looked Naruto up and down and looked like he wanted to say something.
"What."
"Dobe, you've lived with me how long and still can't put together an outfit."
"Shushhh you." Naruto said before dragging himself to the door.
Sasuke shook his head as his blonde boyfriend walked out of his condo wearing an outfit that was about t make him vomit once more. Purple shirt, brown blazer and an orange scarf... No.
Sasuke got up and hurried into the bathroom to puke again and Hiruzen followed too see what the funny sound was.
Naruto made it to the restaurant and was waiting for his ex to show up. She was late. Surprise surprise. The discomfort from Naruto's stomach was dissolving, but Naruto knew it wasn't over. He was sitting as still as possible. Even as Sakura walked n finally and sat down across from him.
"Food poisoning?" She asked.
"Yes." Naruto answered moving the least amount of abdominal muscles possible.
"I think I'll just order tea then. I don't want you to throw up on me."
"Hmmmm." Was the blondes reply.
Naruto had bypassed the throwing up stage and was currently entering the squeeze the butt cheeks stage. This was going to be a long lunch.