Chapter 27
Sasuke had, with very poor judgement, permitted his boyfriend to drive to LAX to pick up his father. Fugaku Uchiha had looked green, and Naruto deduced planes and Uchhas did not mix.
Naruto remedied this by taking Sasuke and Fugaku to in-n-out. And experience neither Uchiha would ever forget. The blonde had pulled up to the back of a long line of cars and once a person, yes, a person, walked up he didn't even bother asking what anyone wanted and just ordered 3 4x4's "animal style" with fries and Neapolitan shakes.
Sasuke and Fugaku wouldn't say it out loud, but it was pretty damn good for fast food.
Which brought us to both Uchiha men quietly sitting in the car on their way to Jinchuriki to begin the first day of work. Sasuke took directions from his gps and found the building following his boyfriends direction to the parking garage. Sasuke saw a spot that was reserved for the CEO... Which was occupied... So Sasuke rolled his jaw and parked in the Vice-Presidents spot. The men quietly walked from the parking garage to the building and through the doors.
Sasuke looked around the tiled floor seeing a few receptionists behind the desk, each looking less than useful. Sasuke walked up to the desk, and almost died of rage when he saw they were painting their nails.
"Can we help you?"
"Yes. You can escort me to the now former CEO's office. I don't like when people are in my seat."
Fugaku smirked when all the girls froze in shock.
"Your our new boss?" One of them asked.
"Yes. And if one of you doesn't fulfill my request, I'll have you thrown out with your old boss." Sasuke finished.
One if the girls stood and walked off in front of him to the elevator. She stepped inside before Sasuke and Fugaku and pressed the button to the appropriate floor.
"So... If you want too... I can show you around?" The girl asked slyly.
"To my office is fine. I have a personal escort lined up for everything else." Sasuke said quickly.
The doors opened and Sasuke stepped out onto the floor only to see Kiba, giving a speech.
Sasuke actually face palmed.
"Alright. So, ladies, don't even try with our new boss. He's gay and madly in love."
Sasuke enjoyed the sound of sighs and heartbreak until one woman asked,"how do you know that?"
"Because-"
"Mr. Inuzuka happens to be aware of my sexual preferences under special circumstances." Sasuke cut in.
"Damn... All the hot guys are gay." One women announced before turning around in her chair and going back to work.
"Thank you for that... Rather unique introduction." Sasuke said tight lipped looking at Kiba.
"No problem Bro, lemme know if you need something. I'm over here." Kiba said nodding his head off in a different direction before winking at a brunette with long hair and going into a office.
"I'll handle the CEO. For now I would like you to walk the floor and make casual mental notes. Get to know your employees." Fugaku said and walked towards the other side into a large office.
Sasuke walked the floor taking note that most of the women took off their heels, men had unkempt looks and the floor smelled of old carpet. The coffee machine was promptly thrown aware after Sasuke had taken a sip. A few people nearby cheered. Sasuke stood around looking at the office floor before going into the stairwell to call his boyfriend.
"Hey, how's it going?" Naruto answered brightly.
"The coffee machine was absolute shit, the whole floor smells disgusting and my employees are lazy. Oh, and Kiba threw me out of the closet and presumably by now the entire building knows their new boss is gay."
"Wait till they find out you've had sex with a woman and had a child. You'll blow their minds. Do they know its me?"
"No. I cut the moron off before he could say anything."
Naruto laughed on his end.
"So, what are you two doing?"
"We're missing Daddy. We went to the park and slapped a little girl in the face for absolutely no reason. Didn't we?" Naruto mostly asked the toddler who Sasuke could hear giggling on the other end.
"Must be taking after me." Sasuke smirked.
"No... There does not need to be another one of you. He can take after me." Naruto replied quickly.
"The world does not need another blonde with your energy levels. I can only imagine the results if you reproduce." Sasuke took a jab back at him.
"The world could not handle that much over-exposure to awesomeness. It would have to be done in increments."
"Yes, one per century." Sasuke finished and sighed.
"Come home..."
"I want too. Very badly." Sasuke admitted.
Sasuke heard the door to the stairway access on the floor beneath him open and saw a girl with long blonde platinum hair, practically run to the wall holding her mouth and sides. Just as he was about to ask if she was alright, she burst into a fit of giggles.
"Dobe... There's a crazy blonde chick laughing in the stairwell."
"Does she have long ass hair? And is she wearing purple."
"Yes."
"That's Ino Yamanaka. A friend of Sakura's... And resident drama queen. Secrets aren't safe with her for long." Naruto informed him.
The woman seemed to realize she wasn't alone and her eyes narrowed and a smirk grew. She came upstairs and boldly sat on Sasuke's lap snatching the phone from Sasuke and bringing it up to her ear.
"Naruto, wait until you hear all the things being said about your new man. It's soooooo good. I haven't spilled the beans yet, but I don't know how much longer ill be able to keep my mouth zipped shut. All the girls that saw him and sent photos around are being superrrr explicit about the things they'd do to him. It's so morbidly hilarious that they know who he's banging, but they don't know yet. When you coming back?" She asked with a pout.
Sasuke pondered throwing her off, until he realized she still had his cell phone.
"Boooo, I'll talk to him. I'm using him as a chair." She said in a whiny voice.
"I will get off him eventually. Geez. You know I love my teddy bear. Anyyywayyyysss see you soon!" She said in an overly happy tone before hanging up.
"When will my twin be coming back?" She asked seriously.
"Once your old boss is gone, the carpets have been replaced and dress codes are maintained." Sasuke bit out.
"Can we also get locks on supply closets? I'm tired of people banging in there and getting all sorts of unmentionables on things we all need to touch. Oh! I have some great ideas as far as company moral boosting. I'll speak with Naruto about it. And the food in the cafeteria is disgusting... And we need more janitors." She patted Sasuke on the head and stood up.
"Can I ask what your job here is?"
"Just a worker bee... But unofficially drama queen and queen bitch... I have a mean streak and I'm bossy." She admitted looking perfectly content with her answer.
Sasuke opened his mouth before the door downstairs opened and the sounds of panting filled the stairwell...
"Hold one... PUT YOUR SHIT BACK IN YOUR FUCKING CLOTHES AND GET BACK TO WORK!?" She roared through the stairwell evacuating the couple.
"How would you like to be promoted to dress code enforcer and sexual conduct eliminator and overall management of keeping employees in line?"
"Do I have the authority to yell and scream at anyone if they step a toe out of line?"
"Yes. You may even write them up."
"Alright, I'll just need your new dress code guidelines and other rules I am to enforce. Also, I want to be paid salary."
"Done." Sasuke said with a smirk before she descended the stairs.
Sasuke's phone vibrated and he read the text Naruto had just sent.
"She can be scary, I can only imagine the chaos that would ensue if she had power..."
"Well, Dobe... You will find out."
Sasuke walked back out onto the floor and wandered to the elevator and searched the buildings eventually taking a note pad and writing everything down. The cafeteria was the scariest and sorriest thing he had ever seen. He promptly order all the food to be disposed of and the entire kitchen sterilized. Sasuke made it back upstairs to find his father standing at his new office door with a superior smirk as his youngest son walked up.
"He give up and leave?"
"They always do."
Sasuke sat down with his father showing him the long list before getting the 'ok' to just reconstruct the whole company floor by floor. Starting with the cafeteria and the top floor.
"Better call a company and get things ordered son... I will be abandoning you to steal my grandson away along with your new boyfriend."
Sasuke had to remind himself he wasn't a toddler and not to cry about how unfair that really was. Sasuke put his head down in his arms feeling his father shake his shoulder before exiting the building with a deep laugh. After the door shut...
"This isn't fair... Not fair at all..." Sasuke huffed and started up the computer. About twenty minutes later he left and bought a new computer because that one was ancient. He set it up and proceeded to do massive online shopping... And that was all he got done for that work day and practically ran out of the building to his car.
Naruto for his part was greeted by... Lets just say his father in law who accepted Hiruzen.
"How's Sasuke?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Probably cursing me to the grave and hating his life right about now."
"Why?" Naruto asked wide-eyed.
"Because I am here and he's not."
"Oh." Naruto blushed slightly.
"Thank you for showing the rest of us he's human. It's hard to drag that side out of him. I put a lot on my sons shoulders, but I want them to be happy and succeed in all their endeavors."
Naruto waved him off, "No problem. I just had to pull the stick out of his ass. For what's its worth, you did a great job with them. They are successful and very happy." Naruto said with a small smile.
"I won't be too surprised if I get a phone call informing me I'll have a new son-in-law soon." Fugaku said with a smirk.
"You know... He's been rather sketchy lately. He's got too much on his mind... You don't think he's going to..." Naruto began.
"Sasuke probably began considering that the moment he decided he loved you. However, my son always has too much on his mind. Mikoto once thought he was huddled up in his bedroom watching pornography and instead found out he was trying to be a mastermind in a corporate takeover. When he was 12 he was planning on monopolizing the business world and I believe the ultimate goal was to make Itachi kiss his shoes..." Fugaku recalled the memory.
Naruto snorted and began to snicker imagining a 12 year old Sasuke with a flag conquering the world. It was kind of adorable. He gave Sasuke a cape in his version.
Hiruzen seemed content to sit in his Grandpa's lap just staring off at nothing.
"Do you think Sasuke would ever want more children" Naruto asked with little to no thought at all.
"Most likely. But for now he's probably content with the two of you. Mikoto would be thrilled. Especially if she got a granddaughter. I've heard her complain for years that I didn't give her a daughter." Fugaku admitted with a groan.
Naruto laughed and spent up until the moment Sasuke trudged through the door getting to know Sasuke's father and Sasuke better.
"Time for me to go." Fugaku said with a smile and called for his driver.
Sasuke came upstairs and greeted his father who began descending the stairs. Sasuke held a pout on his face and went to bury his face in Naruto's chest and pressed kisses to smiling lips.
"That was dreadful..." Sasuke said sounding tired.
Sasuke looked over at his son who was fast asleep on the couch snoring ever so slightly when he felt his zipper being dragged down he shut his eyes. He felt Naruto reach into his pants and pull his length out and start pumping. Naruto pushed him onto his back and continued his ministrations watching his lovers face relax, then begin to tense up. He pressed kisses to his head and licked from base to tip and continued to jack him off until Sasuke came all over his dress shirt.
"Feel more relaxed?, Naruto asked.
"The only thing that could made it better would've been a glass of wine prior. Then if be knocked out like Hiruzen." Sasuke added with a smile.
Naruto washed his hands and Sasuke got naked before jogging upstairs and slipping into pajamas bottoms and sliding into bed. Naruto carried the toddler upstairs who was talking in his sleep, although Naruto couldn't figure out what he was saying. Naruto set Hiruzen in the crib, and stripped to his boxers climbing into bed next to Sasuke and cuddling him from behind.
"I love you Naruto."
"I love you too Sasuke." Naruto said with a smile before kissing the base of his neck.
A/N: I'm so incredibly sorry!