Chapter 30 (wow...)
Kisame was bouncing on the plane. Veryyyy happy indeed. The plane would land, Blondie promised in n out and after a short break - Vegas baby! Kisame was all about this plan. Itachi, was in the bathroom vomiting his guts out. His only consolation was that he would see his adorable nephew Hiruzen. He was worth this wretched, turbulent ride from hell.
He had wanted to get off the plane and do this trip in increments, but Kisame was right, ten hour flight over two or more days of travel would be better. He practically flew to his seat when the seatbelt light came on. He grasped Kisames hand and Kisame squeezed it slightly to comfort his fiancé. When the plane landed Itachi damn near ran for it leaving behind his carry on. Kisame like a good husband to be, grabbed everything sympathizing with Itachi. Planes were not his thing. In fact, Uchihas as a whole never bought a private jet because none of them even wanted to be on one to begin with.
Kisame got through customs and walked to the carousel and grabbed their luggage and found Naruto rather easily.
"Where's Itachi?" Naruto asked looking past the giant dark skinned man.
"Out of every Uchiha... Itachi reacts the worst to bring on a plane." Kisame said plainly.
Itachi eventually made an appearance not looking as regal as usual and instead glared at everyone. Naruto got them inside the car and drove getting them in n out just as he had done with Fugaku and drove to his house.
They had set up an air mattress in the living room so Itachi and Kisame wouldn't have to commute to see Hiruzen.
Hiruzen was exceptionally thrilled to see his uncle and slapped Sasuke in the face because he couldn't get to his uncle fast enough. Itachi lightly squeezed his nephew and retreated to the couch and Kisame sorted out the food and shoveled it in his mouth. Naruto grabbed his burger and fries along with Sasuke's. Kisame brought the food for Itachi close to him and convinced him to eat.
After the recovery of the flight happened... And all the men had their bags for Vegas packed Naruto decided not to inform them they'd be going by plane. A shuttle came by and Naruto shoved everyone's luggage out there and once both Uchiha brothers realized where the shuttle was going they groaned.
"It's an hour long flight. Suck it up." Naruto shot back rolling his eyes.
Kisame ran to the van and supermanned into the car and Sasuke strapped Hiruzen into the car seat. They drove and Naruto watched in mild entertainment as Sasuke and Itachi both began changing colors. The arrived at Long Beach airport and Naruto grabbed his belongings and Hiruzen's and walked forward and made a quick right to check his luggage and the babies in as well. Kisame followed after and eventually Sasuke and Itachi did the same, although much slower.
Naruto grabbed Hiruzen and held hm as they walked through to get checked. Hiruzen thought the conveyor belt and going through a metal detection was fantastic. Naruto redressed and walked Sasuke and Itachi drag out the process. Kisame, Naruto and Hiruzen walked forward into the food court and Naruto pointed out the airplanes to Hiruzen who was overly excited. Sasuke and Itachi finally appeared right before boarding.
They all walked out onto the runway and up the ramps and climbed into the small plan finding their seat quickly and pulling out their headphones. Once the dreary flight attendants explained everything they were ready to go.
Kisame and Naruto both had similar grins.
The Uchiha brothers had identical scowls.
Naruto put his headphones over Hiruzen's ears who put his hands on the muffs and made a monkey face before giggling and watching the cartoons, until it blacked out and they took off.
Sasuke and Itachi were both cursing the fact they couldn't be served or smuggle alcohol onto the plane. But on the other hand they were thrilled it was a short flight. And just like with. Any other plane ride. The moment the plane had stopped they were running out abandoning mostly everything. Naruto and Kisame were left to pick up the pieces.
"Alright, we pick up our luggage, and then we drive 10 minutes to the hotel." Naruto spoke out loud and grabbed his luggage off and Sasuke grabbed everything else. They strode to the door and found a man dressed smartly with an iPad that had Uchiha typed out. Naruto flagged him and the stoic looking man checked the reservation paper and placed everything neatly in the trunk and everyone climbed into the short limousine.
"Is that... Alcohol?" Itachi asked.
"Yes. I figured you two would need it after the flight."
Sasuke and Itachi both poured a glass of scotch and enjoyed the taste while they drove to Caesars Palace... Naruto had a preference for it.
They hopped out and Sasuke tipped the driver and Naruto walked straight through the doors followed by the rest of his entourage and into a set of glass doors that said Diamond Lounge. Naruto snatched up some cookies handing them to his favorite toddler and pulled a silver card out of his wallet.
"I like this check in... So nice and quiet..." Itachi commented impressed.
"It's for high rollers only. I'm a diamond companion. My grandmother blows thousands every time she comes here. So we will get you rewards cards and you guys can earn points too. There is a casino in London that accepts these cards." Naruto explained and was given keys which he distributed keeping a spare of Itachi's and Kisames room in case they lost theirs.
They walked out of the lounge and too the elevators and went up to the top floor and they all turned left. Naruto and Sasuke took the room on the right while Kisame and Itachi took the room on the left. Naruto and Sasuke stepped inside impressed by the suite immediately.
"We get a view of the Bellagio light show... Kisame and Itachi get the strip." Naruto said a little sheepishly.
A knock on the door a few minutes later signaled Itachi and Kisame and Sasuke let them in.
Naruto grabbed a folder out of his suitcase handing various papers to the three of them.
"Alright, you have tickets to the blue man group and reservations at Minus 5. We can go down to the buffet and get dinner before. Tonight I'll be watching Hiruzen.
"You're just going to let us lose in Las Vegas on our own?" Kisame asked with a smile.
"Hiruzen can't do a lot of this stuff. And I've done all this thousands of times. So I don't mind. Enjoy!"
"And what fun will you be having?" Sasuke asked a little sad.
"Tomorrow, we are going to see tigers, then go to the m&m store see the coca cola store and we can't forget about watching the volcano erupt! However all of us are going on the giant Ferris wheel though." Naruto informed everyone.
Sasuke accepted the answer and they all changed for dinner and enjoyed the buffet. Hiruzen was a fan of the close proximity to the dessert bar.
Naruto took Hiruzen up to bed and they curled up in bed and fell asleep as the wild night for three grown men took place.
After the show they navigated their way to minus 5 which all three of them realized... Was a bar made out of ice.
"This... Is a wonderful idea." Kisame said with a huge smile.
"Until our balls freeze." Itachi shot back.
Nevertheless, they handed the man the paper work and he put them in fur coats and they were handed chips to redeem for drinks...
And that's how the drinking was kicked off.
Sasuke, Itachi and Kisame did indeed get playing cars, and managed to upgrade from gold to Platinum, and almost to Diamond in one night.**** ( a/n that's a cycle of 10,000 usd each)
Naruto found it comical that his hotel room phone rang and he answered it to find a very irate security guard on the phone the other end asking if it was okay to let them up.
"Yes, send my idiots upstairs." Naruto said masking his laughter with a cough.
After about 5 minutes Sasuke knocked on the door whining to be let in because "the damn door is broken"
Naruto opened his door and opened Itachi's door for the other two and looked at the key hole wear Sasuke's credit card had been jammed into.
"How fucking drunk do you have to be to use the your credit card on the door Teme?" Naruto asked incredulously before ripping the card out of the key hole.
Sasuke made it to the couch and fell asleep while Naruto went back to bed and curled up with Hiruzen. The both of them woke up to Sasuke heaving his guts out.
Naruto got Hiruzen showered and rinsed off himself... Hiruzen peed on his foot. They both got ready and walked downstairs and out to the strip. Denny's was across the street and they enjoys a quick and inexpensive breakfast. They managed to get to the m$m store and the coca cola store before Sasuke called.
"I'm hungry..." Sasuke complained.
"Go get food!" Naruto laughed into the phone.
"Daddy?" Hiruzen asked cocking his head to the side.
Naruto got Hiruzen to say hello and Hiruzen giggled when Sasuke said it back.
"Alright, we will swing back and have lunch. Get ready." Naruto instructed before walking to the nearest casino and hopping in a cab back to Caesars.
All three men were dressed and ready, although looking grim, they didn't look bad. Especially not to the ladies. Kisame and Itachi were practically in each others arms and the moment Sasuke saw Naruto and Hiruzen he went up and kissed his little family.
Naruto walked them down over to Harrahs and sat them down at one of the diners and everyone ordered a random assortment of hangover food.
All of them went to The Mirage and checked out the Tigers and the Dolphins before the Uchiha's and Kisame wanted to go back and gamble. Hiruzen fell asleep on Naruto's shoulder and Naruto watched the three men play in the high roller room avoiding the tables since it required dealing with people. Naruto shook his head watching as every push was basically $20 or more. Sasuke was amazingly up to Naruto's knowledge and Itachi was keeping a balance. Kisame... Well... It's a good thing Itachi loved him.
After the break and Hiruzen woke up. Naruto changed him and Naruto had a concierge make reservations at A steak house in Harrahs and books tickets to a comedy club. They'd watch people try to be funny and then enjoy a nice dinner ending the night on a good note instead of a flat one in case the comedians sucked.
The comedians... Could've been better. If four men semi-drunk can only cry about their misfortunes and then not even make it funny they shouldn't be comedians. One guy pointed Sasuke out as an example of the guy his ex left him for... Which brought a lot of phone numbers and Puppy eyes to their table. Dinner, was however, a complete success. Perfect steaks, awesome drinks and amazing sides. Perfection.
Naruto left them in the lobby and went upstairs changing Hiruzen and getting him ready for bed.
And for the second time Naruto was woken up to a phone call.
"Can't get passed the guard again babe?" Naruto asked sleepy.
"Nopeeee not that... It's Tachi, him and Kisame are getting married. Like now... They said to come downstairs."
"What?!" Naruto screeched jolting the baby awake.
A/n: poll will be closed once this chapter is posted. So this author note is irrelevant. Lol.