Chapter 33
A/N- wow, I haven't updated all year. Sorry! Lol ( yes I'm referring to the one week we've been in 2015). So, to kick off the year, we will update this wonderful and now very long story. Seriously. It may hit like 40+ chapters...
Sasuke was beginning to realize Naruto specifically didn't want the women of his family meeting him and had poorly decided to just spring being engaged on his mother. Bad idea. Mothers don't take well to surprises. Itachi was upstairs with Kisame discussing the unfortunate circumstances that are leaving him not pregnant. His mother would have to forgive that. You can't blame someone for health issues they weren't aware of. But, he would be expecting Itachi to become a father either way soon enough.
Sasuke made tea for his future in-laws and could see his blonde squirming under the searing glare that belonged to his mother. He could tell right off the bat she was pissed. She was rolling her jar and if she were a dragon, smoke would be coming out of her nose repeatedly.
Naruto's father on the other hand looked impressively calm and almost tranquil. He had an amused expression and was calmly leaning back holding the tea Sasuke had given to him. Sasuke sat down on the couch next to Naruto leaving mother and son to be seated the closest.
"Naruto Uzumaki. When you divorced Sakura I understand it hurt you. But did it damage you so severely you honestly thought it would be ok to not inform your father and I of anything?! The last we heard you were living in London starting over on a fresh paper, which we supported. You didn't mention him." She said in a cold tone.
Sasuke kept his eyes lowered. This was Naruto's family and he had no idea how to deal with this.
"I... Ok, I've haven't got any good excuses for this. But I love him mom. I do. I love his son. We're happy. Isn't that enough?" Naruto pleaded. "I'm a grown man and I feel like I should be able to make decisions on my own without the approval of mom." Naruto said with some attitude.
Sasuke was shaking his head quietly. He was a grown ass man too, but if mom wasn't happy no one was. Itachi should be a prime example. Him and his newlywed bliss...
This gesture didn't go unnoticed.
"Teme. Back me up."
"Dobe, you've met my mother. And you've seen what she's capable of. I don't go against mothers... Especially ones that will be my in-law or gave birth to me."
Minato smirked.
"And you. No offense or anything but what makes you think you could propose to my son? You just thought it'd be ok for us to just find out our Naruto is engaged to another man with a child no less?"
Sasuke went quiet.
"Leave the one year old out of it Mom. He's going to technically be your grandson."
"If I let you two get married. I know nothing about this man and the pair of you haven't been together long where as you and Sakura-"
"What about Sakura and I? Dated for awhile got married and that ended how? How did it end?! With me walking out of my home, away from my wife, broken and destroyed and I lost everything. I got stuck in a nasty rut and couldn't pull myself out. Then I wind up in Paris and some complete stranger actually made me happy and he's on trial? Yeah, I went and followed him home without really knowing what I was getting into, but I'm happy I did. This guy is worth it. I feel so much happier. He does everything for me and I feel terrible I don't give him a fraction of the stuff he does. I'm pretty sure I could ask him to adjust the moon a little to the left and he'd figure out how." Naruto replied upset before throwing his arms up and walking off upstairs and slamming a door shut.
Sasuke straightened up slightly but didn't flinch when Naruto's mother turned her eyes on him.
"I don't want you marrying my son." She said flat out.
"I respect your input Mrs. Uzumaki. I sincerely do. However, it would go against what my mother wants. She loves Naruto as a son already. We aren't running off to get married tomorrow. If you dint know me, maybe you should get to know me. Looking me up in Google won't give you half the answers and only create more questions."
Kushina looked like she was going to throw her tea and Minato decided to step up.
"Why didn't Naruto say anything?"
"He was afraid of the reaction. He thought I would be scared off." Sasuke answered honestly.
"Do you love him?"
"If I didn't would I be sitting here trying to salvage any chance at you liking me?" Sasuke answered directly.
Minato smirked slightly. "No, I don't suppose you would. How is it you have a child?"
"I'm one hundred percent homosexual male, however, peer pressure, bad judgement and a trick played on me left me with a son to be brief about it. Hiruzen's mother is currently in prison." Sasuke admitted.
Minato put a hand on his wife's knee as a way to keep her quiet. Private and personal topics don't need digging on a first time meet.
"How is it you two met?"
"Naruto and I were the only two single people on a couples tour in France. We sat next to eachother and didn't speak to one another until the following day in which I invited him to come along while I did shopping and managed to get him into better fitting clothes." Sasuke said raising his eyebrows.
"What do you do for a living?"
"I work for my father's company and recently acquired a company here that Naruto happened to work for formerly and and now it's CEO and Naruto acts as my Vice-President."
"So you're well established and in a good place?"
"Yes, I'd like to think so." Sasuke said offering a small smile.
Itachi came downstairs with Hiruzen and set the toddler down and walked to the kitchen looking for food.
Kushinas breath caught a bit seeing the toddler walk over to Sasuke but stop as he noticed her.
"Pretty." The toddler said and walked over to her.
Sasuke wactched as Kushina did what most women do when they see Hiruzen. Begin cooing and talking to him and eventually she picked him up.
Naruto eventually came downstairs and decided not to brood and act like an adult when he saw his mother walking around the room with a giggling Hiruzen and Minato sipping his tea while talking with Sasuke.
"The fuck happened?" He whispered confused.
Naruto walked cautiously into the room and had a ping of jealously that Hiruzen was enjoying himself so much with his mom... That was their thing.., now he ruined it. His father and fiancé, were talking about golfing. Seriously. Since when did his Dad golf... And he knew for sure Sasuke didn't gold.
"So... How about those Dodgers..." Naruto started and sent the room into silence.
"Naruto. I am still very disappointed and angry that you didn't tell us. I'm your mom. Sasuke seems wonderful and so long as you guys have a few months of dating still before running off, I'm ok with this. And if it doesn't work out you can still divorce and probably get half if you don't sign a pre-nup."
Sasuke's face dropped as did Naruto's.
Kushina and Minato stayed for dinner and Sasuke cooked letting Naruto catch up with his parents. He kind of stayed in an awkward silence as Naruto basically covered the time he and Sasuke had been together. To Sasuke it seemed longer but in reality it wasn't. They had just done a lot of stuff in that short period of time.
Sasuke served dinner which was a basic scallop and rice dish served with some reduced wine sauce. But, it impressed.
"Sasuke, did you ever take cooking classes?" Naruto asked curiously.
"Yes... I didn't fancy the aspect of dying in case I was ever in a position I had to cook for myself." Sasuke said taking a bite.
Naruto shrugged and went back to eating.
"I wish Naruto would've taken cooking." Kushina said irritated.
"Computer graphics for the win." Naruto said cheekily.
Sasuke shook his head and took a sip of wine.
"It's really good." Minato commented.
"Is it better than mine?" Kushina asked ready to be offended and she spooned some rice up for Hiruzen.
"I have nothing to compare it too since you've never made this dish." Minato said in a very triumphant voice.
Kushina stood and realized he was safe in that argument.
Naruto's parents left after that and Sasuke enjoyed the silence for a little bit while doing to dishes and putting them in the dishwasher. Naruto was trying to form a sentence to go over what had happened... He knew he was still in hot water, there was absolutely no escaping that fact... But was Sasuke mad?
Sasuke wiped down the counter and the table and hung the towel back up and picked his son up out of the high chair and let him lose. Kisame walked downstairs with his laptop looking rather exhausted and Itachi followed looking just as exhausted. Naruto never felt more awkward in his life.
"What?" Itachi asked.
"Nothing." Naruto said quickly.
Itachi shook his head and followed Kisame to the couch and leaned against his shoulder.
"This adoption process is almost not worth it..." Kisame said before tapping away on the keyboard.
"We should adopt Hiruzen." Itachi said with a yawn.
"Nope." Sasuke said picking his son up and walking upstairs.
Naruto listened heari Sasuke get Hiruzen ready for a bath before turning to his future brothers.
"Do you think he's mad?"
"In a sense, yes. That was irresponsible. You should've said something because it made both of you look bad. Sasuke made sure you met our parents yet you avoided it. But he's not going to say anything because he's tired and doesn't want to fight with you about something that was ultimately your decision. Just make sure to clue him in and not shut him out Naruto." Itachi said before waving the blonde off.
Naruto went upstairs watching Sasuke zip up Hiruzen's pajamas and put him in his bed.
"Sasuke... Can we talk?" Naruto began quietly.
"About?"
"Today..."
"The fact you thought I wouldn't notice your thinking about having a baby, your parents or the fact we haven't had sex today?" Sasuke listed out.
"The middle one."
"Fine."
"Look, I'm sorry. But now that you've met her you can understand the hesitation... Can't you?"
"I'm not the one who needs to be apologized too. But, I can understand. Is there anyone else I should meet before we send out wedding invites and piss anyone else off?" Sasuke said with a pointed look.
"My grandfather Jirayia... But everyone will understand putting that off. Even my mother."
Sasuke made to say something but was spoken over.
"He will do nothing but talk about sex and question why we're gay and denying ourselves the voluptuous, soft womanly curves and a certain moist cavern I know your not fond of. He's a pervert." Naruto said darkly.
"I said people we would be sending wedding invites too. Not people who can receive a wedding announcement too." Sasuke said remotely disgusted. That word moist... Ick.
"He would have to attend."
"If he's going to sit there and talk about the female anatomy he will not. My mother will beat him bloody." Sasuke said seriously.
Naruto suddenly got the mental image of Jirayia being drowned in a punch bowl.
He nodded his head.
"We are definitely inviting him then." Naruto said before walking into his bedroom.
Sasuke realized that security would become mandatory at this wedding. He could have a fight starting no matter how comical it would be. He followed Naruto into the room and saw his blonde laying back against the pillows shirtless and smirking a bit.
"Now about the last thing..." Naruto began.
"Yeah, that's changing." Sasuke said stripping down.
Itachi, downstairs picked his pillow up and dropped in over his head covering his ears. He didn't want to chance hearing that and it seemed like they would.
Sasuke climbed over Naruto and started to kiss him and palmed his blondes growing erection. He slid his hands down into Naruto's pants and gripped his tanned cheeks sliding his pants and boxers down ever so slightly and finally broke their kiss and fully undress Naruto. Sasuke grabbed the lube that Naruto pulled out from under the pillow with an amused expression.
"How do you want it?" Sasuke asked a little tired.
"Surprise me." Naruto said playfully.
Sasuke was so tempted to just lay down and go to sleep and say surprise, but he was pretty sure Naruto would hit him.
Instead he put the lube on his fingers and circled the entrance barely sliding it in. He kept his eyes locked with Naruto the entire time watching Naruto's body slowly tense up in aggravation. Just when Naruto was going to snap he slid the entire finger in watching his body relax. He slid the finger in and out slowly pushing against his prostate every now and then.
"You know.. If you get pregnant sex would become nonexistent."
"How so?" Naruto breathed out.
"You would be tired and not want too."
"I'll always want you." Naruto said with a matter of fact attitude.
"Uh huh. I guess we will find out." Sasuke said rather unamused.
"So... You are ok with us having a baby."
"Whatever you want to do Naruto is fine with me. I just want to marry you first." Sasuke said sliding two fingers in and then a third.
He smeared the rest of the lubricant on himself and slid in.
"You're worried about male pregnancy aren't you..." Naruto said looking up at Sasuke.
"I'm not thrilled about the idea of my husband being used as a guinea pig with a high probability of something going wrong." Sasuke said thrusting in and out.
Naruto pulled him down for a kid and Sasuke began throwing more weight behind his thrusts. Naruto broke the kiss to let out some breathy moans and Sasuke felt him tightening and started to jack his blonde off until Naruto came all over his chest. Sasuke thrusted a few more times before pulling out. Sasuke went into the bathroom and grabbed a towel and wiped Naruto down.
"Did you cum?" Naruto asked a little out of it.
"Go to sleep Naruto. You look like a wreck..." Sasuke said giving Naruto a look over.
Naruto watched as Sasuke tossed the towel in the hamper and listened as he turned on the shower. Naruto sat in bed and waited. He realized Sasuke actually took extremely long showers. So long infact, the blonde fell asleep. Sasuke stepped out seeing Naruto had crashed and he slid boxers on and went into the officer and turned on the computer. He decided to research this little program and find out everything that could potentially go wrong and what kind of hell he would be enduring. Men weren't created the have kids. And Naruto was no exception.
Itachi climbed upstairs and sat in the other chair quietly.
"What's going on on?"
"Our flight leaves in the morning. We have to start the adoption process pronto." Itachi said grimacing.
Sasuke nodded. He kept typing away and Itachi watched his baby brother basically try and tell the future.
"Will this make you feel any better?" Itachi asked.
"I'll be better informed." Sasuke said with a bored reply.
"But if Naruto wants it, you will still go along with it." Itachi pointed out.
Sasuke turned and looked at Itachi and gave a small smile.
Itachi relaxed into the oversized chair and stayed up with Sasuke until it was time for them to go to the airport. Sasuke grabbed Hiruzen knowing it'd make Itachi a little happier getting to ride with him. He glanced in on Naruto and left a sticky note on the fridge. They climbed into the car and Sasuke drove to the airport.
Naruto woke up feeling like something was amiss. He looked around the room noticing it was just him. He went out and looked over the balcony and saw his old bitch of a neighbor glaring. He gave the finger and walked back inside. He checked Hiruzen's room, the office and downstairs. All empty.
"Those fuckers ditched me. Fuck them." Naruto said pissed off and climbed onto the couch and turned on the television brooding.