A certain Whovian reminded me to jump back on this.

Chapter 40

It took several weeks before Sasuke or Naruto emerged from the house to go to work. Naruto just was not interested at all but Sasuke forced him too. After all, he got paid from the company therefore he should show his handsome mug around the place. They drove together since they were married and all there was zero use in trying to hide it. Hiruzen seemed pleasant enough today which was always a bonus. But Naruto really wanted to cuddle up with his husband and step-son and watch crappy cartoons. They both got the usual "Good Morning's" and went to their respective offices and Naruto did not miss "Mrs. Uchiha" written on a piece of paper that was taped over his name placard. He decided to just leave it.

Naruto let the stress just kind of evaporate while he sat in his office chair and take in the surroundings. Sasuke had definitely given this floor a face lift. It was so much better. When lunch came around and Naruto was about to go and pester Sasuke for food and knock on the door and a delivery man walked in with ramen. He set it on Naruto's desk and left without much room for Naruto to realize his sneaky bastard of a husband had his stomach's need for food down to a science.

The blonde inhaled his ramen and because he was a suspicious person by nature, crept down to Sasuke office and open the door to peek in on Sasuke who was dilligently working.

"Is there anyone under you desk giving you a blow job?" Naruto asked with a smirk.

"No, but that sounds like a marvelous idea. Perhaps you could do that?" Sasuke shot back and Naruto walked over and gave him a quick kiss on the lips.

"Taste's like ramen." Sasuke commented.

"Where's you lunch?" Naruto asked looking around the room.

"Apparently your ramen can be made and delivered quicker than where I ordered from and I will absolutely remember that."

"I'd offer to share my ramen, but I ate all of it." Naruto commented peeking at the computer screen

"Are you even capable of such a thing?"

"Maybe." Naruto said with a smirk.

Naruto gazed over to the toddler who had fallen asleep on the couch and smiled.

"What's on your mind?" Sasuke asked looking up at him.

"Hiruzen would make an amazing older brother."

"Or not." Sasuke said, and truthfully, Hiruzen could be a horrible older brother After all, at one point his parents must have thought Itachi would make an amazing older brother.

Naruto proceeded with the puppy dog eyed look.

Sasuke felt his resolve crumble. He wasn't ready to deal with another baby... but he would actually be co-parenting with Naruto this time. Sasuke spared a glance over at Hiruzen.

"Are you abosultely sure?" Sasuke said quietly.

"Yes. I'm willing to give it a go." Naruto offered a small smile.

"Its difficult you know. Newborn babies. Plus, who knows what you'd endure. It scares me Naruto."

"We're married now. I'm not going to leave you bastard. We have a beautiful home now. We are on top of the world. Together we are invicible and I'll have the best doctor in the world looking after me and our precious baby."

"Fine. I have conditions though." Sasuke said looking utterly serious.

"Ok..."

"You will do everything your doctor says. I don't care how badly you want it, if it's not something you doctor said you can have you cannot have it."

Naruto shrugged. Pregnant women don't have that many restrictions. He'd survive.

"Just because you'd be pregnant does not make you handicap. You can work from home, but you will be doing house-cleaning and cooking dinner. You will also do some form of exercise."

Naruto immediatebly thought of yoga.

"And if you start complaining about anything pregnancy related like not fitting into clothes, blame me for doing this to you, or you fail to put your crazy in check before talking to me about anything I will take Hiruzen and leave you alone in the house because I'm not going to listen to it."

"That seems harsh." Naruto said pulling a frown.

"You can ask me to rub your feet or back or draw you a bath, but you will not sit there crying endlessly about your jeans not fitting. "

Naruto put his hand out and Sasuke shook it. "Alright, call your grandmother. You can have our baby. This is final. I'm calling my mother and telling her. So you will not back out. Do you undersand me?"

"Yes."

"Oh and Naruto?"

"Hm?"

"We will probably have zero authority over what we name this child so accept that reality now."

Naruto gave a puzzled look before leaving the office and a smile climbing back onto his face.

A few months had passed by and Naruto waited in his grandmothers office bouncing his leg anxiously. He stole a glance at Saske who seemed genuinely uninterested in everything going on. They got called in and ushered into Tsunade's office.

"All the tests have come back indicating you are in ideal health to partake in this, but are you sure-"

"Yes Baa-chan. I am sure. Sasuke agreed. We are doing this!" Naruto said with the uptmost confidence in the world.

"Sasuke..." She said inclining her head towards the dark haired man.

"He agreed to the terms and conditions." Sasuke said non-chalantly.

"Fine. Naruto you will adhere to an extreme diet. You are the first person to ever test-run this, so we need to to take it seriously. You cannot go off and do your own thing. Got it?"

Naruto nodded his head.

"What does this diet entail?" Sasuke briefly asked not looking up from his phone.

"Lots of vegetables, fruits, only certain types of fish will be permitted, only one serving of red meat per week, keeping sodium on the lower level, no unhealthy fats or excessive carbs, limited on processed foods and vitamins with be mandatory. We will also give you daily medication to help with this. The diet can and probably will change to accomodate you as an individual, but for now, we start with this.

Naruto sat in silence nodding his head when he heard a dark chuckle that struck a chord with his soul from his side.

"What?" Naruto asked scooting slightly away from Sasuke.

"This means, you will not be allowed to eat ramen anymore." Sasuke looked over at his beautiful blonde haired, blue-eyed husbamd.

"Baa-chan, I would like to reconsider-" Naruto began.

"No Dobe, you shook on it. We called everyone and got them excited. You can't go back on your word now. Not over a rich, beautifully balanced broth, with perfect noodles topped with mouth-watering pork, imitation crab, bamboo, green onions and many other things. Your giving it up for our child remember? It's only most of a year. You can and will be doing this." Sasuke said never once breaking eye contact with Naruto.

"I will murder you." Naruto said with a glare.

"hn." Sasuke said going back to his phone.

"There's also one other thing..." Tsunade said looking nervously between the two.

"What? What else will you be taking from me?" Naruto said looking panic striken.

Sasuke looked up briefly.

"No sex." Tsunade said with a small blush.

Naruto screaming "No" Could easily be heard from every single office in the entire building and possibly the parking lot.

"Well then, lets get this started. Sasuke would you please come with me?" Tsunade asked seeing how upset Naruto looked.

Sasuke stood and followed her down a hall to a room.

"Now, you know that the child is genetically both of yours... so we need you to contribute your half of the DNA." Tsunade said holding a sterile cup.

"Ok." Sasuke said accepting a pen and the cup writing his name on it before returning the pen.

"How come you are letting him go through with this?"

For the first time Tsunade saw a smile grace Sasuke's face during this ordeal. "I love him, and this is what he wants. He's your grandson, and I know you will do everything you can to keep him safe and healthy." Sasuke answered before closing the door.

Tsunade smile before giving Naruto a cup and forcing him to do the same.

Sasuke unbuckled his belt and slightly pulled his pants and boxers down, just enough to pull himself out. He cracked the cup open and leaned back just enough to be comfortable. He could feel his wedding band on his left hand that Naruto was easily the first thing to come to mind. Long legs, golden tan all over, striking blue eyes, beautiful blonde hair, pink kissable lips and a fiery personality. Wasn't long before Sasuke's breathing became ragged and uneven. He quite easily imagine Naruto naked on their bed beckoning him to come and play. Before he was entirely ready for his fantasy to end he had to grab the cup and cum inside it. He sealed it up and got dressed again and turned the sample over to the nurse. Sasuke stopped outside the door Naruto was definitely behind because he could hear the hyperventialting and being th encouraging husband he is..."Come one Dobe! You can do this. Just imagine finally getting to top me." Sasuke snicked as he heard the yelling start. Something about "Making fantasy a reality" and how it's not nice to be a tease.

Sasuke went out and sat in the waiting room before deciding to go out and sit in the courtyard outside. Naruto would finish up soon so he sent a text and went outside.

It didn't take more than 3 minutes after he sat down for Naruto to come bouncing out of the building to grab Sasuke's hand and walk over towards the car and go home. "We're going to have a baby" Naruto grinned.

"I can't wait" Sasuke said with a small but sincere smile.