Aw wut?! ANOTHER UPDATE SO SOON?! UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!
YES! BECAUSE I HAVE BEEN READING FAR TOO MUCH BEELZEBUB FANFICTION (there is surprisingly little with how popular it is...) AND INSPIRATION HIT! It was between Oga or Hecatos...Oga won out because I love the idiot.
Ok, so, three or four of you have been requesting Lemon/Lime/Smut in some of these crossovers, My question is: Will the rest of you like that as well? or nah? there is some almost smut in here, but not really.
Test drive.
ALSO! ALSOOOOOOOOO! For the second Naruto part (U. Mana), do you want it like, Shippuden, or still as pre-teens? Are you interested in when she was the sister of Madara (Because that will defiantly be incest/smut)? Should I give One-punch man a go or let it lay? DBZ (Fairly tempted to do that one actually...)?
WHO KNOWS! YOU DO!
BUT ENOUGH OF THE TALKS! TO BEEL~!
Mother of a baby Demon Lord.
Ishiyama High.
No, not Saint Ishiyama High, the delinquent one where all the trouble makers go to.
It was where Kaname went in this life, because she had quite the record of violence (Not to mention the Higurashi Family in this Life were Yakuza, they still owned a shrine, but they were mainly Yakuza), never mind her high grades and such. Not that she cared either way, she was just happy to see her family again. Granted, she didn't have the black eyes in this life (She had her fathers blue), and her hair was slightly curlier, and there was only a handful of scars on her body this time around (like the one on her eyebrow).
She was the Heiress still, and still engaged to the Heir to a Yakuza clan, but it wasn't Kuro. He didn't seem to exist in this world, Sesshomaru did, but he was a CEO of Taisho co. she had never met him, this Sesshomaru grew up in the modern era, he wasn't her lord, thus she had no interest in him.
Sadly, Emiko had died in this life while giving birth to Souta, which resulted in her father in guarding them zealously.
Thus, when it came time to choose her husband, she was engaged to Kanzaki Hajime, the son of a good friend to her father and long time allies to the Higurashi's. They did not have to marry each other, Kaname was given until school ended to find someone she wanted to marry, as did Hajime, but if they found no one they liked (Tolerated) then they were to marry one another.
Hajime did not care who became his wife, so long as they could cook, fight, fairly good looking, and wasn't a weakling or got on his nerves then he was fine. He had no problem marrying Kaname, as she was all those things and more, he could see himself married to the calm girl. Kaname herself also had no problem marrying Hajime, yes he was crude and had an obsession with yogurt, and yes he was...fairly stupid...but- but- he would become a good yakuza boss (even if she had to beat the knowledge into his goddamn head), he could fight, he listened to her, and generally was brave enough to stand up to her if he thought her wrong (Which was rare, and didn't really happen). She thought he would make a fine husband.
She was two years younger then Hajime, his year mates all knew about her and that she was on friendly terms with him so she wasn't messed with much. Granted not everyone in that school followed the advise, so Kaname had to teach a lot of people some lessons, thus gaining the name "Sorceress of Ishiyama" as she used her magic in this life. Sō'unga couldn't really be used here, as there was no need unless she was eradicating any rivaling clans, and after the first four times people just stopped fighting the Higurashi's, leaving her with naught to do.
Hence activating her magic and seeing if she could invent more spells and such to pass the time. She had made a friend...well two but the second is a perverted idiot, but she put up with them since their fights were amusing. Oga Tatsumi and Furuichi Takayuki, the first a legend as being a rampaging ogre, while the second was known as 'Creepichi'. None of them knew she was Yakuza, nor that she was fairly rich (Aka, part of a still noble family) and would never actually have to work, mostly because they have never gone to her home as Tatsumi just preferred being in his own home, or Takayuki's for free food. And seeing as she wore modest summer dresses with a cream cardigan over it, nothing expensive.
She had figured out some time ago that she is attracted to Tatsumi, but the idiot being- well an idiot, hasn't made a move yet when he is also clearly interested in her. The contract with Hajime is still on, because they actually have to dating and then gained the approval of her father for it to dissolve. She had been trying to find an opening to start dating, but the idiot always seemed to misunderstand her when she would ask him out. It left her frustrated in more way's then one.
She was currently practicing with her naginata (and oh, how sweet it was to hold one of these again) when a grunt came in with her phone. "Ojou-sama, the phone." he said, handing over the phone.
"Ah, thank you." she said, "you are dismissed." she waved off while answering, "Hello?"
[Ah, yo, Kaname!]
"Oh, hello Tatsumi. Whats the reason for this call?" she asked, because he's usually asleep at this hour.
[Something happened today. So come to Furuichi's and I'll tell you all about it.] he stated seriously.
She quirked a brow, "Isn't he going on a date today?"
[do you really care?]
"No, not really." she answered easily, putting away her naginata and heading to her room to get ready. "I'll come over, just let me take a quick shower."
[Hurry.] and with that, he hung up on her. She closed her phone, throwing it onto her bed, and made her way to the bathroom. All the while wondering why she thought she heard a baby in the background.
Once arrived, she opened Furuichi's door and made her way up to his room. She paused outside his room door, because next to it was a baby with green hair, Tatsumi's coat over it's naked body, and staring at her with awe filled eyes. If that wasn't strange enough, the electrical demonic energy coming off of it certainly gained her attention. She ignored the yelling that was going on inside the room, all of her attention fixed on the demon baby currently staring at her with wonderment.
"Dabu~!" he cooed happily, making grabbing motions with his hands at her.
Her hands twitched.
"Aaah~" he cooed some more, shuffling towards her.
If Kaname had a weakness, then it was her family, and children. And seeing as this child was currently alone and unattended outside of Furuichi's bedroom door...
Well...
Adorable. She thought while snatching the baby up and cuddling him. The baby seemed delighted and squealed in joy, nuzzling into her. Kaname herself was in heaven, she didn't have any children in her last life as she had been a geth, and she was still too young to have children (by modern day standard), and even then she had been trying to convince Hajime to give her a child (which he blushed violently at) with no luck, never mind the fact her father would have a heart attack and skin whoever got her pregnant alive. "Oh, darling little boy, what are you doing out here by yourself?" she mused. Kaname was fairly certain this had to do with one of the two males currently yelling. "Lets find out, and teach them to never do something as stupid as leaving a child unattended, neh?" she suggested, smiling and radiating a promise of pain.
"Dabu!" he agreed excitedly.
Kaname slammed the door open, "Tatsumi, Takayuki, why is there a baby in the middle of the hallway?" she questioned.
Furuichi did a double take in what was in her arms, seeming to go into shock as she made her way onto his bed. Tatsumi just smiled, "Oooh~ Kaname you're finally here!" he stated then gestured to the baby. "This is why I wanted you here." then proceeded to take a seat next to her on the bed and told her what he had told Furuichi.
Kaname raised a brow, "Oya?...he really split in half?" she questioned bemused at what her friend could get into when she wasn't there.
"yeah, I'm grateful you took all that in quite fast." he said with a nod, then pointed at a still shock teen. "he kept interrupting me and saying I was making it up."
"Ah." she nodded, well a normal person wouldn't believe such a thing no matter what. She mused.
Tatsumi then looked at Furuichi, pointing at the baby currently in Kaname's arms. "See? There's the baby."
"DA-H!"
"You..." Furuichi stuttered.
"I...?" Tatsumi drawled.
"YOU HAD A BABY WAITING OUTSIDE MY ROOM THIS ENTIRE TIME?!"
"DABU!"
"YOU WOULD HAVE FREAKED IF I SUDDENLY SHOWED YOU!" Tatsumi justified.
Furuichi stared, as if trying to come to terms that this was his friend. He finally fell to the floor, seeming to realize that, yes, Oga Tatsumi was a complete idiot.
"Ok then,-"
"why did he bring that here?"
"-our promise, Furuichi-kun."
"to my house at that..."
"Let's continue with my story." Tatsumi said, completely ignoring the others muttering. "'This surprised the kind hearted young man.'"
"STOP SAYING THAT ALREADY, IT PISSES ME OFF!"
Kaname all the while was ignoring them, making faces at the baby. She chuckled as he seemed to want to be held by Tatsumi, so she handed him over. Half heartedly listening to the tale being spoken, until a different demonic presence came up to the window. She narrowed her eyes at the blond woman wearing a black dress and holding a parasol. "Hmp, attached to you...?" the demon commented, catching the attention of the boy's. "Heh. You seem to be extremely mistaken. There is no way the young master would ever get attached to you." she spat, "Die, sewer man."
"OHGGGYOY!" Furuichi yelped, falling to the floor in shock that some unknown woman was in his room.
Tatsumi just looked annoyed. "The hell? Who do you think you are. And who you calling sewer man?!" he thrust his finger at her, "just where the hell did you come floating in from!? Ditz. Get down from there. Having the nerve of acting like a boss at someone else's house."
she looked amused. "heh."
"Aah?!" he growled.
While this was going on Kaname was looking at her phone, she had gotten a text from Kagome, requesting help on her homework. Seeing as her little sister had asked, and no one seemed to remember she was there, Kaname left. She wasn't needed, and was fairly certain Tatsumi could take on the demon.
She ignored the fact that Furuichi's house exploded once she was a few blocks away, her sister needed her and she would be there for her.
The next day when Tatsumi didn't show up to school Kaname went over to his house. She paused inside his room when that same female from yesterday was sitting on the floor, the baby in her arms. She narrowed her eyes at her, "And what do you think you're doing in Tatsumi's room demon?" she asked.
"hmp, I do not have to answer-" she started, only to get cut off when Sō'unga was resting on her neck.
"oya? Would you like to repeat that?"
The blonde swallowed, gazing at the demonic sword held within the humans grasp. "I-I am waiting for him to awaken, he has been out since yesterday."
"Hooo~? And what has happened to my Tatsumi that he needs so much rest?" Kaname then learned that the demon was name Hildegard, or mostly known as Hilda and explained everything that happened after Kaname left. She stared at Hilda for a few moment's, before letting Sō'unga fade back into her soul, sitting down next to the wet-nurse. "it seems whenever I leave those two alone, they get into even more trouble then the last."
"Ada~!" Beel chirped in, squirming out of Hilda's hold to get into Kaname's arms.
"Young master?" Hilda gasped, watching as Kaname picked him up and settle the now satisfied baby in her arms. Hilda stared, "...he is...quite taken with you..." she noted, eyes gleaming.
"It would seem so, which is good because I am not letting Tatsumi deal with this alone. He has no experience with children."
"so you will take up being his mother?"
"Of course, after all, I love children." she answered with a smile.
Two days later found all four occupants in the room, kneeling in front of the Oga family. "-and that is the situation. This child and I will be in your care. I am called Hildegard, I may be a little rough around the edges, but we're counting on you."
Silence.
Kaname smirked, knowing exactly what was going on through everyone's head. Oh, this will be amusing. She thought, watching Tatsumi sweat.
"Hey. Wait, wait. What? Asking in like that- theres going to be a misunderstanding..." he said, paling.
"Hm? Is there a problem?"
"A BIG ONE!" he retorted, pointing at his family. "LOOK! ALL OF THEM, WITHOUT EXCEPTION, ARE PETRIFIED AREN'T THEY!?"
"But...I heard this is how things are done in this country..." Hilda trailed off, not at all concerned.
"WHO TOLD YOU THAT, DAMMIT! FROM THE VERY BEGINNING THEY'VE GOT THE WRONG IDEA!" he rounded at Kaname, who silent the whole time, and carrying Beel. "AND WHY AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING?!"
"Nh? And what is there to say?" she said calmly, "she has to stay here with the baby, she is his wet-nurse. And as the father shouldn't you be providing for our child?" as she said this, she didn't notice the growing horror on Tatsumi's parents faces.
"I AM NO THE FATHER- wait what did you just say?" he started, only to freeze at what she just said. "'O-Our' child...?"
"But of course," Hilda said, "Higurashi-san is the mother of the young master."
"After doing 'this' and 'that' to me..." Kaname said, acting shy and putting her hand to her mouth to hide the smirk.
Tatsumi blushed, "'T-This', 'That'...?" he wheezed.
She blushed, "It was my first time, and it was honestly amazing..." she trailed off, enjoying the way Tatsumi's eyes seemed to focus on her wiggling hips.
Tatsumi's father slammed his hands onto the table, "TATSUMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! A bastard like you...this kind of thing, that kind of thing, t-to Kaname-chan no less...!" he growled, "P-Plus...GOING AS FAR AS B-B...BABY MAKING-" he wheezed here. "THEN ON TOP OF ALL THAT YOU WON'T ACCEPT BEING THE FATHER!?"
"Wa-No, wait! THATS WRONG!"
"WHATS WRONG?!"
"LOOK AT THE KID!"
"NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK, IT'S YOUS ISN'T IT!" IT HAS YOUR EYES!"
"IT DOES NOT!"
"Tatsumi look, he has your glare." Kaname snickered.
"GODDAMNIT KANAME STOP THAT!"
It went down hill after that.
"I fucking hate you." Tatsumi sighed as it was just the two of them in his room. His parents wanting to give the couple time to 'work out their differences'. He knew exactly what they were talking about, and part of him was all too eager to fulfill it, while the other didn't want to get beat up for unwanted advances. The two were on his bed, he on the edge with his face in his hands, while Kaname was behind him doing god's know what.
"Oya? Is that so?" she mused.
"now they think we're a couple." he sighed, hearing fabric moving. What is she doing? He wondered.
"So?"
"'So'?" he scoffed, turning around. "Do you really...want...my..." he started, only to freeze and stare at what greeted him.
"...Hm?" Kaname hummed innocently, as if she wasn't just in her red-panties, hair covering her breast and laying on his pillows. Her left hand was playing with her hair, long legs crossed and her other arm behind her head. "Yes, Ta-tsu-mi~?"
He swallowed. "uh...I...you...your clothes...?" he had no idea what was happening.
"Hm? My clothes?" she questioned then looked down at herself as if just realizing she was practically naked. "Oh my, I see what you mean." and with that she slid out of her panties and threw them somewhere in the room. She gave a content sigh, stretching (which was doing nothing for Tatsumi's control), and watched his reaction. His eyes were fully dilated, unashamedly roaming her from top to bottom, stopping at a few choice places before shaking his head and turning his back towards her.
Her response?
Crawling up behind him, slipping her hands under his shirt and running her hands everywhere.
"Kaname." he rasped in warning.
She rested her chin on his shoulder, "Tatsumi~, you know that this, right here is-" her hands went down, until she was fondling him. "an open invitation, neh?"
He growled, quickly getting out of her hold, shoving her into the middle of the bed and crawled on top of her while discarding his shirt. He smashed his lips into her's, hands roaming, as he thought that today wasn't all bad.
"-And thats what happened." Tatsumi said, finished telling Furuichi what happened. His arm around Kaname's waist as she held Beel.
"...Wa...Wait a second..." Furuichi said, holding up his hand before twitching. "YOU TWO ARE DATING NOW?! WHILE YOU-" he points at Tatsumi, "ARE LIVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF WITH THAT GOTHIC LOLI-CHAN?!" he yelled, shaking the other by his shoulders. "WHY DO YOU GET THE TWO HOT CHICKS WHILE MY HOUSE IS PARTLY DESTROYED?! WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!"
"Thats what you're worried about?" Kaname deadpanned as Beel tried to reach a butterfly.
"are you an idiot? This is my life on the line! It's not that carefree a thing at all!"
"Do you sleep together?" Furuichi retorted.
"we went four rounds before I got tired." Kaname answered, "And another this morning," smiling slightly she nuzzled into Tatsumi- who blushed. "It was wonderful~!"
"YOU HAD SEX! 'LIFE ON THE LINE' MY PEARLY WHITE ASS!"
"oi, oi, oi! Are you serious? Oga's got a kid?" a voice interrupted from behind them, the three teens turned their attention to the voice. Seeing three delinquent's strolling up to them.
"heeeh? Gotta be careful Oga, never know what will happen to it." one said, strolling up to where Kaname sat entertaining Beel. His eyes looking Kaname up and down, and just as he was opening his mouth to say something her foot shot out and hit him in between his legs. He let out a high pitch scream while falling to his knees. He was silenced when that same foot connected with his face, sending him flying far away.
Beel loved it.
"To think you thought thee was worthy enough to get anywhere near my person or son." she sneered. "Thou should learn thy place."
"W-Why you little-!" the other two started, only to seemingly have been blasted away by an invisible force.
Kaname scoffed, "weaklings." she muttered, ignoring the group of big named delinquent's that were arriving, hoping to beat down Tatsumi.
"Aaaah, what a pain." said teen sighed, picking Beel up and putting him on his back. "come on guy's, lets go home." he said while Kaname stood up, he wrapped his arm around her waist again and started walking. Not really paying attention to the 2nd years who were challenging him. He quickly punched them in the stomach, removing them from their way. "alright, let's go~"
they were stopped again by two others, one with a knife while the other had a chainsaw. Annoyed, the two teens took down the brothers with no mercy.
Kaname woke up to Tatsumi yelling something about judgment day. It was still early so she turned over and went back to sleep.
….or well she tried to, but she kept hearing mutters about Beel not being fed and the end of the world. She sighed, giving up and getting ready for the day, getting Beel's milk from Hilda and while they walked to school Beel had shocked Tatsumi fives times before they finally arrived, only for him to be shocked again. They talked about the dream he had, Kaname didn't really listen as it was fairly ridiculous.
Nh? She thought as a burly looking demon appeared during the middle of their talking, silently waiting to be noticed. Oya? He seems to match the description Tatsumi gave me. She mused
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Ahahahahaha~!"
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"WHO THE FU-?!" they yelled when they finally noticed them.
She decided that she was leaving, she was not going to get involved with whatever was about to go down. "I shall see you later Tatsumi," she kissed his cheek, gaining a distracted one back. "Be good Beel." she cooed and kissed him as well before leaving.
She met up with Hajime just as he seemed to heel drop one of his subordinates for something or other. "Hm? I wonder what caused this?"
"Shiroyama-san!"
"...you think I'm going to lose to some first year brat?" Hajime said annoyed. Then all of a sudden he three two guys out the window.
"Ufu, Hajime~!" she called out, striding over, kicking someone along the way who stared for far too long at her legs.
"Nh?" he grunted looking behind him, and noticing who it was stopped scowling. "Oh, Kaname, what are ya doin' here?" he asked as she walked with him to his classroom.
"you haven't heard the rumors I take it?" she questioned with a mischievous smile.
He scowled, "Don't got no use for rumors." he answered with a shrug, then looked curiously at her. "Why? Whats on the rumor mill this time?"
she giggled, "I have a son, and am currently Oga Tatsumi's bride." she informed him, seeing him shake his head as he sighed. "What?"
"these damn rumors," he grunted as they arrived and walked inside. "your old man hears this, and he'll go ballistic, then my old man would push me to defend your honor and then shit happens."
"Well, it's not just rumors. I have a son with Oga, his name is Beel and it the most adorable child ever. We're not married or anything, but we did just start dating this week." she informed him, looking at him when he didn't reply and found him staring wide-eyed at her. "...nani? Why are you making that face at me?"
"but you were never pregnant...? I'm sure I would have noticed that!" Hajime said, bewildered because he had just seen her last week, stomach as toned at ever and definitely not pregnant. "And what the fuck? You just started dating the idiot and you already have a kid together?! What is this shit I am hearing?" he demanded.
"Not biologically ours, he was dumped onto him by his real father to raise. And you know how much I love children, so I thought 'why not'?"
"Your pop's is going to kill him." Hajime deadpanned.
"He could certainly try." she shrugged just as the door opened and revealed Tatsumi himself, smiling like an idiot.
"Is Kanzaki-kun heeeeeeeere?" he sand, making the room pause in what they were doing.
Kaname stared blankly at her boyfriend. "...What..."
"No." she said once in Tatsumi's room after school, she had gotten her explanation from the idiot and immediately shot down the idea of shucking Beel onto anyone else. Said baby was on her lap as she rattled his toy. Tatsumi next to her with a pout.
"Eeeeh? Why not~?" he whined, slumping over and hugging her middle while resting his chin on her shoulder.
"Because 1) I already claimed Beel as my son you fucker so no, and 2) There is literally no one more fitting of the requirement's but you." she stated bluntly, "Ergo, you're stuck with him."
"I can totally find someone who's more of a bastard then me." Tatsumi muttered sulkily, before grinning and kissing her neck. She stiffened and gave out a sigh as he kept trailing kisses up and down before nipping her, "Hmmm, I'm kinda bored...wanna fool around?" he suggested.
"Stop that, not in front of Beel." she scolded, squirming in his grasp.
"Give him to Hilda." he muttered distractedly.
"Can't she's not here."
"What? Where'd she go?"
"Demon world...fuu..to get s-something for B-Beel- Tatsumi!" she yelped when his hand went under her dress. She smack it away, "Stop it! Or else you're not getting any for a week!"
He whined.
Kaname was having a good weekend, she had completed her morning training, played with Souta, hung out with Kagome, and received a new baby doll black dress from her father, a bracelet Hajime had gotten her long ago, complete with blue flats and ribbons for her hair.
Yes, it was a nice day indoors...
Until that fucking transport demon came out of nowhere and deposited her into an indoor pool in Tatsumi's room, soaking her to the bone. She had stood up in the water, staring blankly at Hilda who was outside the window with her parasol open and enjoying the weather. Tatsumi was awake and arguing with her about Beel, she looked to where he was pointing and saw the water moving from where he was still sleeping peacefully.
….No. she thought as she stared at the 'water'. This is not what I think it is. Because surely the demon would know better then to drop her, her, into urine.
"It is blessed urine." Hilda stated proudly, the rest of her voice fading out as a high pitched beep filled her ears.
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….Urine...? she thought frigidly. I was...dumped into urine...? The new dress father gave me, the ribbons Kagome gave me...ruined because of fucking urine!"...You fucking piece of shit." she snarled, halting the two who were arguing. "My new dress-! Father had JUST GOTTEN ME THIS DRESS!" she roared, glaring murderously at Hilda.
"!" Hilda shifted, wary on what she would do, and was relieved when attention shifted to a floating Alaindelon.
"Float~ Float~ Float~" he hummed.
Kaname violently grabbed him by the neck a hurled him out the window, destroying parts of houses in her anger. He went flying for two miles before he stopped. She turned to the wet-nurse, still infuriated, making both Tatsumi and Hilda flinch back as Kaname's teeth were in full display, her black hair sticking to her face and neck, while she heaved heavy breaths to try and control her anger. She jabbed a finger at Hilda, "Fix. This. Or you are going next!" she snarled, then rounded Tatsumi. "give me Beel." she said.
Tatsumi had only ever seen her this angry once, and that was because some dumbass had dirtied the bracelet Kagome had made her. The guy was still in a coma. So he knew not to argue with her like this. "Y-Yes dearest." he gulped.
Once she had Beel, she quickly pointed him at Hilda and soaked her from head to toe. "You seemed to be enjoying this, so why not join in, neh?!"
Later found Tatsumi throwing the last of Beel's urine out of the room, Hilda using a demon tool called 'PeeBeGone' or other, Furuichi getting caught up on what the hell happened, and a showered Kaname in dry clothes that she kept at the top of Tatsumi's closet.
"So...yeah...thats how it is. We're in a race against time." Tatsumi explained with a sigh. And so they started to 'rip their brains out' ("No, wait, Oga thats not how it-", "RIP EM OUT!"), which lead to the solution of diapers.
"STOP." Kaname yelled when Tatsumi went to get up.
"Eh?"
"Diapers are not going to fix this, did you not see how much Beel peed? What the hell is a diaper going to do?" she sighed, pinching the bridge of her nose.
"Well what else are we going to do?!" Tatsumi argued.
"The ocean." Kaname said.
"...Ocean?"
"Ocean." she confirmed. He stared before getting the 'Ooooh! I get it now!' face.
When Beel woke up screaming so loudly in the middle of the night for two three nights straight, Kaname had gone over, put headphones on Beel, plugged it into her Mp3, and cranked up the volume to full blast while playing heavy death metal music. He fell asleep instantly.
"Oh thank you god!" Tatsumi groaned out as he fell back into bed in relief. "you are the best partner and girlfriend I could ever ask for." He muttered.
"Nh..." she hummed snuggling into the sheets, drifting off to sleep before she became aware of Tatsumi cuddling her with a content sigh.