"Look, she's right and we don't have a lot of time. Loki's army is coming through thanks to the Tesseract," the woman spoke up, breaking the silence between Kagome and the Captain.
Kagome's brows furrowed at the name. While she wasn't educated in world folklore, she knew some of the main gods of foreign myths and religions. "Loki? He wouldn't be the tall guy in green and gold with a creepy scepter, would he?"
The archer nodded his head, brows furrowed as he eyed her. "That's the one. Did he do anything?"
She furrowed her brows when she recalled the poking bit, unsure if that counted as 'anything'. "He attempted... something. Not sure what though, but it didn't work." She absently rubbed at where he had continued to poke the very pointy end of his scepter.
The pure darkness that radiated from the thing had sent shivers down her spine, and she hadn't been sure if she could fight it off or not. Looking up, she noticed how the archer was eying her with disbelief and uncertainty.
The conversation was about to continue when a deep trumpeting moan sounded from above. All turned their eyes skyward, when something new came through the portal. A mammoth of a whale, armored and flying.
"Now that's a big fish."
OMAKE
"Whales are mammals," Kagome argued.
Natasha shrugged. "Whales are supposed to be ocean bound too."
"A flying whale would be avian, wouldn't it," pointed out Hawkeye.
"Or what's even more likely is that we've been in a drinking contest with Thor," Kagome suggested. "After all, drunks are supposed to see elephants fly… maybe this is the Asgardian equivalent?"
"Wait, you're underage, Kagome-"
"Haha. You should have seen my friends and I at this distillery that used a waterfall to make it's sake. Just breathing the mist got us all drunk… I think youkai sake would take out even Thor. Hey, why don't we take Loki out and get him drunk? Truss him up and send him home while soused. How humiliating huh?"
And so Odin received back a son felled by human drink, and incredibly humbled. The end.
AN: Well, there's that ending too. What an adventure! Be sure to thank SilverontheRose for the Omake, cause that's all her. It was in efforts to save me from Marine Biologists, with glow sticks and something else just as horrible but I don't remember what. Anyways; read, enjoy, and review!