Hey guy's narutonega here and I just hit 10,000 views! It's amazing! Oh well here is the next chapter enjoy guys and girls!
Hinata-5
Samui-8
Shizuka-5
Ryuzetsu -9
Fuka-1
Oc uzumaki-4
Kusami (hybrid form)-6
Karin-5
Karui-4
Kurotsuchi-4
Yugao-1
Hana inuzuka-2
Yugito-4
Fuu-5
Temari-7
Oc uchiha-4
Oc senju-0
Mei-6
Anko-2
Phoenix-leader of the phoenix summons-1
Kaguya otsutsuki-6
Yakumo-1
Shizune-1
There you go folks. Ryuzetsu in first place, samui holding second and temari in third and finally in fourth place we have kasumi and Kaguya. This is the last chapter before I end the vote, so next chapter decides who will be in the harem and if it becomes a tie between characters I will choose so sorry if I don't select someone you want if it's a tie, but yah my choice hopefully it's the right one, later guys and girls.
(Naruto's and tayuya's house)
'hahahahhahahahhahaha' laughed tayuya who was watching her new favourite show of all time, while Naruto was in the 'weak world' he had bought a lot of dvd's and had gotten a lot of anime and manga, and while he bought the stuff, he never actually went through it, he just bought everything in the shop and sealed it up.
'Tayuya-chan? What ya laughing at?' asked Naruto walking down the stairs from the study into their bedroom, he was tweaking his time devil so it had a bigger range.
'oh you just have to watch this anime I found, in the pile its sooooo interesting and funny, I bet you will break into a hysterical laugh… believe it…hahahahhahhahah' laughed tayuya once again after saying his little catch phrase that he had grown out of while he was a kid.
Looking toward the screen he pissed himself, there he was or what looked like him screaming how he would be hokage…while wearing on orange and blue jumpsuit…. While also orgasming over ramen…..
Looking at tayuya and back at the screen he simply walked up to her, picked her up, and then took her to the bed. Summoning a kagebushin to get popcorn he changed into his night cloths, which was just his boxers that had dragons phoenixes and kusami on them.
'How many episode's in'? Asked Naruto, looking at his girlfriend with a raised eyebrow. At this tayuya was laughing lightly 'only episode two, where you become a ninja after defeating mizuki and protecting iruka' said tayuya with a little grin still on her face, she bet that this show was going to be funny.
'hmmm ok let me set the time devil up so we can watch all… how many episodes are there?' asked Naruto looking toward tayuya, who had put a finger to her chin to think.
'I think about… hmm 135 episodes for the first plot called 'Naruto' without the bonus episodes, together it's a total of 224 episodes and 4 movies and then there is for the next part called 'Naruto shippuden' which has…..507 episodes and 6 movies (the last and boruto the movie aren't included since I would need to add hinata and the 507 episodes is a guess cuz it hasn't ended yet) yep that's about it' said tayuya making sure she counted right.
'…ok so about a week or two, no Biggy I can use the time devil for that period, so want to watch a weaker version of me live through his life?' asked Naruto with a grin on his face, seeing the nod of tayuya he activated the time devil.
(Two weeks later Naruto's and tayuya's house)
Thud, thud, thud….CRASH!
'WHAT THE HELL! I GET KILLED OF BY THAT SAND BITCH! AND I AM NOT THAT FOUL MOUTHED! BETTER YET I DIE A VIRGAN! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!' screamed tayuya unknowingly making everyone in konoha look toward their house, it was 7am and she was screaming everyone awake.
'YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?! THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE SERIES I THOUGHT THE GUY WHO MADE THE CHARACTER OF ME THINK I WAS GAY FOR SASUKE! WHO THE FUCK ACUTALLY GOES THROUGH ALL THAT SHIT AND STILL TRY TO HELP HIM? I WOULDN'T! I WOULD KICK HIS ASS LIKE I DID IN THE VALLY OF THE END AND FINISHED IT! AND WHAT WAS WORSE SASUKE GOT ALL THE COOL SHIT! I GOT LIKE WHAT? KUSAMI WHO WAS A DUDE, WHO DESPISED ME FOR MOST OF THE SERIES AND THEN GOES 'oh Naruto you're getting your ass kicked so I'm going to work with you cuz I can :D' THE ACUTAL FUCK! I KNEW KUSAMI WAAAAY LONGER THAN THAT AS FRIENDS! SERIOUSLY AND WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT ME LIKING SAKURA? WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT GUY DO TO MY CHARACTER/ MAKES HIM HAVE HALF A BRAIN? I WOULD HAVE RATHER WATCHED MY CHARACTER GETS KILLED OFF BY A RANDOM KUNAI! AND WHAT THE ACTUALL FUCK MINATO AND KUSHINA ACUTALLY GIVING A RATS ASS ABOUT ME? OK WHO LIKES TO MAKE MY LIFE SHIT WHOOOOO (support kishimoto but ya know…. Sasuke pulling all the power ups in everything, kishimoto grinning evilly) screamed Naruto smashing a palm to his face. Making tayuya look sorry for him, it was true. He got shit all and didn't get any actual training in; hell sasuke kicked his ass for most of it, which made her laugh at Naruto's eye twitching.
'Although he got the events in the elemental nations correct so far…. Maybe that would actually happen, and if madara control's it…. Oh his ass is getting kicked later on….. Maybe now just for fun' said Naruto holding his chin in thought, he could summon madara and get answers but….. Nah he will see what happened, besides he could revive the dead jinchuuriki if that happened although he might accidently forget Mito…Na he's the hero in both real life and TV show.
'Hey tayuya, want to go for a walk? I haven't actually seen the village since the chunnin exams grand final' asked Naruto after walking out of his shower, seeing how he wanted to soak for a bit in the tub.
Tayuya looked at him weirdly, how the hell did he get the groceries then? Deciding to ask her question he only looked at her weirdly before pointing out to their greenhouse/ farm through a window, which had made tayuya sweatdrop, how did she miss that? She spent quite a bit in the onsen and it was right next to it.
'Sure I could get some new... Clothing for you to see me in' relayed tayuya while grinning seductively at Naruto, who in turn gulped.
'uh ok let me get my wallet and we are all good' with that Naruto time devilled into his room and back, tayuya seeing Naruto ready, held out her arm, which Naruto proceeded to grab.
Walking down to the village Naruto was surprised that instead of people scowling at him, he saw people smile and wave to him, he could even hear some kids talking about him being the 'White hero of konoha' hell he even saw some kids with fake horns on their foreheads and with bleached white hair….. He really should have gone for a walk earlier and looked at the people's reactions toward the chunnin exams.
Walking with tayuya still on his arm, he walked up to a akimichi BBQ joint, going through the doors he came face to face with each and every genin of the 'rookie 15'. Shrugging Naruto kept walking with tayuya to the front, only to have his eyebrow twitch as he heard a voice shout out to him.
'Oi look who turned up! The dead last of konoha! So why are you mimicking the white spark dobe? Who knew you were so low as to copy the hero of the village!' said kiba who was too busy talking to notice that nearly all the genin slap their faces, while toki was just rubbing her head with annoyance.
Naruto was about to talk when tayuya beat him to it. 'Oh lookie here the inuzuka brat, ya know you really don't know anything do ya? First you talk to the guy who was in a relationship with the leaf bitch and then you and the leaf bitch decide to screw his feelings and then become an item, while hurting him emotionally and then you call him a dobe? What is wrong with you shit stain? Did you not see the match between Naruto and orochi-teme?' asked tayuya looking towards the dog boy with a tilt of her head, as she was seriously curious about what the kid was thinking.
' sorry lady but you got the wrong idea, the dude your hanging out with is not the white spark, he is the dobe of the academy and the king loser of ninja, he is nothing more than a loser who was lucky to have a go with toki and satsuki for a bit, man I got annoyed how she used to talk about how Naruto was ruining her credit with missions, she would do all the work along with satsuki and then Naruto got all the glory, which was toki's to be fair, so how about you ditch the fake and join a real alpha' said kiba trying to show his non-existent muscles, until he heard a laugh.
There Naruto and tayuya were, laughing on the floor like someone told them the world's funniest joke ever. Naruto who took less time to stand up looked right at kiba for a few seconds, dropped back down and started to laugh again, this happened for a few more minutes as both tayuya and Naruto kept on trying to talk to kiba, but always falling down laughing.
Finally getting himself together, Naruto looked up at the inuzuka with a grin. 'So you think I'm not konoha's white spark? Ok then how about I time devil you and make you naked in front of a gay bar all wrapped up? I'm sure many would like the inuzuka heir as their bitch? So how about it?' asked Naruto looking toward kiba with a grin, if the idiot challenges him on that he will do that.
Kiba once again couldn't keep his mouth shut 'bull shi-' and with that kiba was gone with Naruto looking pleased with himself. Looking towards toki he let out a fanged grin. 'he is at the red light district, good luck finding him before he loses his virginity' after that toki ran off as fast as she could trying to find her boyfriend before he could get raped, sadly it was too late as Naruto moved forward time in that area so that kiba was found instantly.
Looking towards tayuya he grinned. 'So tayuya willing to get some food or cloths shopping?' asked Naruto looking toward his girlfriend, who had taken eating from both kiba's plate and toki's. Tayuya looking at Naruto grinned with a bit of meat slung over her lips and she did a peace sign, smirking a bit, he grabbed tayuya by the hip and disappeared in a white spark.
'…kiba's already raped isn't he' asked shikamaru as he starred at kiba's previous seat. He was greeted an answer of the other's nods.
(Few hours later)
Ok so I got what I need, maybe we should visit jiraiya or something' said tayuya with a shrug of her shoulders as she looked at Naruto carrying a few scrolls of his, after his first shopping spree with tayuya he had created a 100 scrolls…. Inside another 100 scrolls…..inside 100 more scrolls…. Inside 5 scroll so that he doesn't have to carry them all.
'Naruto otsutsuki you have returned! And as such our agreement will go ahead' said a voice behind them, turning around he spotted shizuka wearing her shinobi garb while looking directly at him.
'…why me….' Wept Naruto toward the sky.