Chapter 639.

"The end of July."

– In collaboration with Avenger44. Yay, yay, it's everything some people wanted and something everyone else didn't want, alright yeah….. I regret doing this chapter, and every other future chapter this dude has. So, whatever.

(July 31. Lynn's Table.)

Just a usual hangout time for Lincoln, Jordan and they're friends in the restaurant of Lynn Sr. all of them are having some fun and talking about what they plan to do on August, and they even have their buddies from Great Lakes City there as well: Ronnie Anne, Sid, Laird, Nikki, Sameer and Casey.

They even explained that Bobby is also there, taking Lori out on a date, and so Jessica Carson is gonna act as the manager for the day while Lori is out, and she seems to be doing a good job too. She's proving that she can be the manager when Lori goes back to college, and Lynn Sr can see that Lori was right.

"So, when is the next big dodge ball game guys?" asked Sid, she then eats her hotdog.

Jordan tells her. "Right at this moment, that one is gonna take place almost near the end of the month. So, we're gonna be practicing next week on our skills and tactics, and yeah Polly will be there too."

They all recall that Polly doesn't wanna be part of the friend's crew anymore, but that doesn't mean she's out of the team in dodge ball. "Well, I can't blame here" said Ronnie Anne. "Rusty did this to himself and literally ruined his relationship with Polly."

Nikki agrees. "Yeah, and all for some tall vampire lady, what the heck is wrong with that weirdo?"

"I'm deeply afraid of vampires" said Laird as he eats his tamales. "Also, these tastes like the ones from a food truck at the city."

"That's because it is, dude" said Stella. She then eats her pie. "So, the big dodge ball game again will be going toe-to-toe with some team from North Carolina, and the information says that they're tough cookies to beat."

Simon chuckles. "Well, then. I guess it's time for the Royal Woods Middle Eagles to make the cookies crumble." He then realizes what he just said. "Was that a pun I just said?" They all chuckle hearing this. Then Lincoln overhears some folks talk about the big race coming to Royal Woods next week.

He even hears them mention this racer rookie named, Kurt Logann. Then Gretchen looks around. "Hey Linc, didn't you're sister say she was gonna come here after their roller derby practice?"

Lincoln realizes this. "Yeah, where the heck is Lynn and her friends?" Then Lynn Sr goes to them, with a large thin-crusted pepperoni and bacon pizza, and they all have stars in their eyes.

Then Angel sees this message on her phone. "Mom and dad?"

Mark sees a message on his phone. "Huh, my parents?"

The duo check the text messages and are shocked. "Wait what?! We're gonna stay here in town?!"

The other spit out their soda onto Laird. "What?!"

Laird wipes his face. "Seriously guys?"

(Outside.)

At the bushes, someone is spying on them, and this someone is Andrew Hopkins, the same Andrew Hopkins who has a crush on Jordan Rosato, and a hatred for Lincoln Loud. But how on earth did he escape juvie?

He found the metal floor of the bus transferring him to be weak and so he took that route and bailed out of the bus, with everyone else not noticing and made his way to plan his next attack to Lincoln Loud in Royal Woods, and he has no goons or friends with him. He's alone.

It took him five weeks, but he managed to arrive to Royal Woods and make his revenge plan, and what is his revenge plan?" Andrew sees the group of friends from the window and he growls, but then he calms down and he whispers to himself.

"Alright, so all I have to do is sneak in and wait for when Jordan Rosato goes into the bathroom, and then I can take her down from there. But if there isn't anyone else around, then maybe I can claim her as my own through the one thing Lincoln hasn't, through loss of virginity!"

"But if there are some folks in there, then I need to knock her out and then knock everyone else out, and leave the note behind, and then take Jordan Rosato to my new secret hideout, and then I can have all the fun with her and Lincoln Loud will be devastated from what happened!"

"If he's the guy who got the chance to date and be the boyfriend of Jordan Rosato, then I'm gonna be the first to claim her innocence and her purity within, and chances she'll call me daddy!"

"Then that means we're calling you dead meat!" Andrew then gets pulled out of the bushes and he's surrounded by the roller derby girls.

Lynn Jr, Margo, Annabelle, Paula, Polly, Lainey, Nadia and Maddie. He slowly backs away. "W-Wait, what the heck? You heard me?!"

Margo cracks her knuckles. "We saw you hide in the bushes, and so we followed you and heard everything."

Lynn Jr is handed a baseball bat. "You think you can get away with this? Well, lights out punk!" She hits him in the head and Andrew is knocked out. She hands the bat back to Annabelle. "Thanks, Annie. Now let's take this…."

Then a flock of Wooloo come out of the Park and they trample over the unconscious boy, followed by a flock of Mareep who are all discharging with electricity and then Liam's memaw races from behind to rally this farm-herd based Pokémon.

Lynn Jr and her friends see that Andrew is knocked out, and in serious pain. "Wow. Now that is what I call some serious pain to the max" said Polly. "And I thought I did that in the roller derby, but never mind."

Annabelle pokes him with her bat, and he groans. "Oh, he's still alive."

Lynn Jr cringes. "Yeah, let's get Jordan and Lincoln to call Peter Harris to get this kid some serious help, and then back to juvie. Seriously, this is not his day."

To be continued…

A/N: Wow! Andrew came back, unbelievable, incredible, unexpected, and unpredictable! Said no fucking no one ever! At least this is done yet, the shameful part … "Sigh … There's gonna be more like this shit guys, so…. Yeah, Avenger44 is back in collab with me, do I have a choice? Well, chances I'll make a special choice on the dude, soon. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.

Why did I make this short? I don't know, it just felt so fucking right bitches!

Thanks "Avenger44" I didn't have a choice anyway, others wanted this kind of shit back, and many more didn't want to, and so I don't really care at this point, and I am looking forward to more ideas from the guy who has made multiple repeating stuff from last year.

I wanted to make some improvements so this doesn't become like one of those other chapters that I followed from your concepts. I appreciate your report, and another thing to say, to the anonymous retard who calls himself/herself a news reporter.

News Flash: Not everyone liked this kind of chapter, because last year they made the same pattern of repeating shit. I swear, you and Avenger44 are in league with each other, and if I find out that it is true, then I have no regrets with what I do next to "Avenger44" I'm chill with Jak69 and Texasranger1996, they're not really annoying anymore, just overboard informative with physics and all that stuff.

Date made: 6/25/21.