Spells and Louds
Chapter 7: A Party to Remember
At Spellman estate Lincoln is in his room playing his video games and Abe is asleep on his bed, while he's playing he pauses and looks to the screen, something hatches in Lincoln's mind, then he gets an idea and heads to Luna's room quietly not to disturb his Pokémon companion, Lincoln knocks three times till he hears "Come in" says Luna on the other side
Lincoln opens the door and steps in "Hey there bro!" says Luna "Hey Luna, I was wonder if you're not busy, I just got an idea for a song" says Lincoln, Luna gets up from her bean bag chair "Cool, is it something for Jordan?" asked Luna "Not exactly, it's more of action, I got the inspiration from one of my video games" says Lincoln
Luna thinks about it "Well I guess we can give it a shot, what are the Lyrics?" asked Luna, Lincoln heads to her keyboard "Yeah I came up with it in my room, It has some curse words in it" Lincoln blushes, Luna just looks to him "Well if it rhymes, then it sounds good, whats the genre?" asked Luna, then Lincoln starts setting up her keyboard and playing what sounded like techno
Soon after performing the song "Well?" asks Lincoln "Dude that was sick and awesome!" says Luna "But maybe you should be singing some of it, I don't think anyone wants to hear you say those swear words just yet" says Luna, they both think who could sing the rest of the parts, then they get an idea and head to the backyard
Neil is busy judging Leon, Sergei, Sunset and Gwen who are playing badminton, the girls are mostly winning "What the heck?" says Leon "How are we losing?" says Sergei, the two girls just laugh at them and Neil as well "That's a game guys, girls win" says Neil, then they see Lincoln and Luna coming out of the house
"Dad!" they both call out to him "Whoa guys where's the fire? Seriously there's no fire is there?" says Neil "No fire pops" says Luna "We just need you for something important and private" says Lincoln, Neil looks at them confused "Okay then, Lead the way" says Neil as they head inside, Gwen and the others just watch them leave "So, no round two? " asks Leon
Soon Lincoln and Luna tell them the song idea Lincoln had and the lyrics they made, Neil goes over them "Impressive, even with some of these swear words on, still what does that have to do with me?" asks Neil "We want you to sing most of it, while I sing the rest" says Lincoln "We just wanna know how it'll sound" Luna adds, Neil then gets an idea "I think it's time to show you some of my secret projects" says Neil
They follow him into the basement, Neil walks past the Pylon and taps the wall in a rhythm that sounds like 'pop goes the weasel' then another set of stairs appears, Lincoln and Luna are shocked at this "Dad?" asks Lincoln "Follow me" says Neil as he goes down the secret stairs, they soon arrive at the bottom, Neil turns on the lights and what they see will shock them forever
It was a recording studio for music "Dad! Is this a-""Recording studio? Yeah, pretty much" says Neil "Why is this down here?" asks Lincoln "This was supposed to be a fallout shelter, but it looked a little boring so I thought I could make it into something useful, or in case me and my brothers want to sing again" says Neil
Lincoln and Luna look at Neil You and uncle's Leon and Sergei sing?" they ask in confusion "Yeah, it was a long time ago, a song you two have never heard and I hope never will" says Neil "Come on pops, it can't be that bad" says Luna, Neil looks to her in a serious look "It's called I'm on a boat! And there's just a lot of messed up stuff in it" says Neil as he walks towards the recording table 'So let's see if your song is good" says Neil as they get in position
Soon they surface from the basement and into the kitchen, they see Gwen, Leon, Sergei, Sunset, Abe, Lily and Leni (who just got back from the mall) "You guys went to the old music recording studio?" asked Sergei "Darn right we did" says Neil, they explain to them that they were trying out a song that Lincoln came up with, the others wanted to hear it but they decided next time, it's a surprise
"Speaking of surprise" says Neil "I've been thinking, why don't you invite your friends over and we can have a party, here at Spellman Estate" the kids look at him with disbelief "Really?" they ask as Neil nods "And it's gonna be a pool party" says Neil, the kids stop looking shocked and just look confused, Neil smirks along with Leon, Sergei and Gwen "Follow me" says Neil as he heads to the backyard
Outside Neil pushes a hidden console on the wall next to the door, a part of the backyard with no trees starts to open revealing a large swimming pool with a diving board and a water slide, the kids just look in awe "Had this thing installed when you were all having class three days ago" says Neil, the kids race to Neil and hug him, the Party was about to commence
At school the Spellman kids gave everyone invite to the party, including some of the faculty staff, Lincoln thought maybe it's time the loud girls get a break from all the guilt they're getting, so with his parents and sisters permission they invite them over to the party, but security will be doubled just in case, Lincoln wanted to see if they're planning on apologizing to him soon
And on the following Saturday it has begun, the pool was filled with kids and teenagers invited by the Spellman's, even Mr. Grouse, Neil is by the large grill making Burger patties, Hotdogs and Bacon, Gwen is handling Lily, Abe is watching over everything with a few security soldiers and burst drones, Chunk is on DJ, Leon and Sergei are doing who knows what, Martin and Sergei were also invited as well
There's food, dancing, music and a whole lot of pool fun, and then the louds arrive "This is one big house "says Lana, they all get out of vanzilla and see the security soldiers on the rooftop watching them "Guess they beefed up security here" says Rita, they head to the back and see the spectacular event "Glad we brought our swimsuits" says Lori
Lynn Sr. and Rita see Neil and Gwen (who's holding Lily) and go over to mingle "Hey there, Spellman's" says Rita, Neil and Gwen look at them with stern looks "Hey" they both say in unison "So you're cooking huh? I'm a cook as well" says Lynn, Neil flips a hotdog wrapped in bacon "Yeah, Lincoln's told me about your scheduled cooking" says Neil sounding annoyed, Rita notices Lily laughing while snuggling to Gwen, the sight of her former daughter with another family was eating her inside
"So some party huh?" says Lynn "Yeah, I was the one who planned the whole thing" Neil replied, Rita then thinks of an idea "I know this is something I shouldn't do but, can I hold Lily?" asks Rita, Lynn, Neil and Gwen look at her with shock, the two Spellman parents look at each other "Let's see what happens" says Gwen
Rita approaches Gwen and tries to hold Lily, but then Lily starts to cry, causing Rita to back away, Gwen holds Lily again and calms her down, Rita realized that being around anew family has gotten Lily over with the old one, that and maybe Lily is on Lincoln's side, she is a clever baby "Well that happened" says Neil as he flips a patty in the air then hits it causing it to land on Sergei's empty burger buns "Thanks man!" says Sergei, Lynn was shocked by what he just saw, the two loud parents decide to leave them alone
Lisa, Lola and Lana accompanied by Lucy walk around, seeing martin and victor there was something Lisa couldn't cope with, then they spot Lincoln talking to his friends and Jordan "This place is awesome Lincoln" says Stella "Yeah! That house of yours is bigger than a barn on top of a shack" says Liam, they all look at him confused "What? My uncle has one" says Liam "This party is so awesome" says Zach "And all the teenage ladies here as well" Rusty adds
Then Lincoln coughs "Easy there Rusty, the last thing I want to see is a teenager getting freaked out by a stalker kid" says Lincoln "Aw come on man! Let me at least talk to one of them" says Rusty, then Carol, Dana and Becky walk by them wearing swimsuits "Not gonna happen little man" says Becky making Rusty frown "Sorry Rusty I guess everybody here knows you, or your dad" says Clyde
Then Lincoln sees his ex-sisters "Hang on a sec guys" says Lincoln as he heads off "Lucy, Lana, you guy made it" says Lincoln as he hugs them "Hey Lincoln! This party's awesome!" says Lana "Are there rules here for the pool?" asks Lucy, Lincoln points out to the sign that says "No Skinny dipping, No Chicken noodle soup water, No experimenting with the water, No rough chicken fights, and No loud trouble!" they all look at the sign in shock "Yeah my dad made that sign" says Lincoln
Meanwhile Lori, Luan and Lynn Jr. are inside of the house and look around eventually they also run into their parents and are shocked at the Living room "Two couches?!" says Luan "That's one big TV" says Lynn Jr., they head to the kitchen and see the size of it was that of a restaurant kitchen, from the large double door fridge, the two stove ovens and the breakfast table "This looks like my dream kitchen" says Lynn Sr.
They eventually arrive upstairs and see all the rooms were locked, except for the guest bathroom "Finally now I can change into my bathing suit" says Lori, as she is about to reach for the handle the door opens revealing Luna who looks at them with anger "Oh it's you guys!" says Luna "You can use the bathroom Lori" says Luna while giving Lori a menacing glare, then she turns to the other louds "If you guys think you can go into these rooms, I swear ill have all of you sent back to the hellscapes where you were released" says Luna who heads back to the party
The Louds realize that getting redemption for their actions was not gonna be easy, especially from Luna, soon Lori exits the bathroom wearing her blue two piece swimsuit as she heads down she runs into Leni whose wearing a sea foam green one piece swimsuit and without her swim cap "Hey Leni" says Lori "Hey Lori" Leni replies, the two get awkward until Lori decides "I'm gonna go to the pool" says Lori "I was gonna got here to" says Leni, they both walk out together, deep down it felt like old times
As the party rolls on Luna and Sam get on stage with their band and rock out, after like three songs Luna asks her dad Neil to come up and sing, Sergei decides to take his place on the grill, Neil goes on stage and sings "Love runs out by One Republic" and it turns out he was a great singer and Luna and Sam join in, Lynn Sr. just watches as Luna sings with her new talented father
Lincoln is on the high dive and performs an amazing cannon ball, which Mollie is shocked but admits defeat, then they hear someone yell out "Mannonball!" they all look to the roof of the house and see Leon, in his swimming trunks, on a skateboard and holding two pistols in the air "Oh not again!" says Neil and Sergei, Abe and the soldiers who are also on the roof don't know if they should do anything
Leon yells out "I AM THE LAW!" and he skates across the roof shooting it he air and takes to the skies, he throws the empty pistols which land on martin "Ow" and he drops into the pool, everyone stays silent, until he surfaces "Yeah!" says Leon and they all cheer "That was awesome!" says Lincoln "You'll do it when you're older and ready" says Leon
Then Lincoln and Luna look at each other and nod, they've been doing they're research about Neil, Leon and Sergei in the past and it was time to see if they still have that brotherly spark, as Neil gets off the stage Luna starts tuning her guitar to a certain tone Neil recognizes "Oh crap!" says Neil, Leon and Sergei, they can't fight it, it was they're song after all, what nobody else knew was that victor was part of it as well
Neil: Oh Shit! Spellman brothers rocking out over here! It's about to go down! (Yeah! Yeah!)
Leon: Yo! You got your floaties?!
Sergei: Safety first motherfucker!
Neil/Leon: We're running this ship yeah! (Hey)
All three: I'm on a Boat (I'm on a Boat!)
I'm on a Boat (I'm on a Boat!)
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat (sailing on a boat!)
I'm on a Boat (I'm on a Boat!)
I'm on a Boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat, yeah!
Leon: I'm on a boat, motherfucker take a look at me,
Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea (Yeah)
Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat
You can't stop me motherfucker 'cause I'm on a boat!
Sergei (by the grill):
Take a picture, trick (trick); I'm on a boat bitch (bitch)
We drinking Santana champ, 'cause it's so crisp (crisp)
I got my swim trunks, and my flippie-floppies
I'm flipping burgers, you at kinko's straight flippin' copies
Leon (In the pool like a dolphin):
I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit (yeah)
The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet (oh)
But this ain't SeaWorld, this as real as it gets (yeah, yeah)
I'm on a boat motherfucker, don't you ever forget
Neil (on the stage with railings like a ship):
I'm on a boat, and it's going fast, and
I got a nautical themed pashmina afghan
I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo
If you're on the shore, than you're sho not me-oh
All three: get the fuck up this boat is real!
All three wearing white polo, jacket, pants and shoes:
Fuck land I'm on a boat motherfucker (motherfucker)
Fuck trees, I climb buoys motherfucker (motherfucker)
I'm on deck with my boys, motherfucker (ayy)
This boat engine make noise, motherfucker
Neil: Hey, ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide on the starboard bow (starboard bow)
Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow (moon somehow)
All three: Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible
Victor: Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat (let's go)
It's a big, blue, watery road (yeah)
Poseidon, Look at me! Oh!
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big boat coming my way
Believe me when I say
I fucked a mermaid!
All three: I'm on a Boat
I'm on a Boat
Everybody look at me, 'cause I'm sailing on a boat
I'm on a Boat
I'm on a Boat
Take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat!
Victor: Alright! Alright!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Everybody stays silent, then they all cheer out of their minds, Neil, Leon, Sergei and victor take a bow and then cannon ball into the pool as everybody cheers "You were unbelievable dad!" says Lincoln "Thanks son, You and Luna are grounded" says Neil "Worth it! Woohoo!" cheers Lincoln, everybody chants "Spellman", Luan and Lynn had to cover the ears of Lola, Lana, Lucy and Lisa, Gwen smiled while covering Lily's ears "This party is awesome!" yells Neil
"Sick song dude!" says Bobby "Roberto Santiago!" says Neil "And me" says Ronnie Anne "You guys made it" says Lincoln "We also brought our cousin along" says Ronnie Anne they turn to see Carlotta in a yellow and red one piece swimsuit waving at them "Of course you'd bring her here" says Neil, Bobby then notices Lori sitting by the poolside who also notices him, but then they decide to ignore each other, Lincoln sees this and then has an idea for tomorrow, but right now it was a party to remember!
Meanwhile outside of Royal Woods at a Juvenile Detention center "This stinks man" says Hank "I know right and our parents aren't even gonna bail us out" Hawk replies as he hits a tennis ball to the wall, until the wall explodes, the dust clears and they see an 11 year old boy accompanied by two other figures Stan and Steak Stanko
"What the heck?" says Hawk "Who are you guys?" asks Hank "You guys want revenge on the superheroes who put you in here?" asks Chandler "Well duh!" says Hank "All we did was start a small fire and everyone starts freaking out!" says Hawk "That fire turned to a forest fire, I don't think that was small" Stan explains "See that's what I mean!" says Hank "Enough!" Chandler booms
The two boys remain silent "You guys want in?" asks Chandler, the two bullies smile "Oh yeah we're in!" says Hank
To be continued….
This chapter is as awesome as it sounds, the song I'm on a boat belongs to the Lonely Island & T-Pain and was performed again by JT Music, Neebs Gaming & Nerdout, this was just my version, and the song Lincoln, Luna and Neil made will be In future chapters, please review!
