Spells and Louds

Chapter 38: A Fairly Odd Dimension part 2

(Fairly Odd Universe, above Earth space)

The Death ball was still orbiting the earth, the one thing that poses a threat to everyone, especially the one who commands it, the terrible and almighty, Dark Laser! Who just got out of the shower with his toy friend, Flippsie

"Ahh! Nothing like a hot shower to start another destroy Timmy-Turner-and-the-earth-day! Isn't that right Flippsie!" said the evil overlord, in which his dog just flips in response "And now to et suited!"

But what he doesn't know that an even larger super weapon has entered the galaxy undetected and with it, a fleet of Imperial Star destroyers, Incursean Warships and Jennerit Cruisers, and leading the armada was a super dreadnought and it's even more evil Leader

"My lord the fleet is approaching the planet" said the admiral "Excellent, be sure that the death star is ready for combat, I want to see that pathetic reject weapon destroyed!" replied Lord Hollow "AS you wish my lord" replied the Admiral who then heads to the communications area

Lord Hollow Cabal was called into the situation to deal with some of the villains lurking there, they were gonna call Lord Dominator, but they have no idea where she or her little orange nomad are

Soon the fleet arrives near the moon and Hollow and the rest of his army spot their target, they're all speechless as to what the hell are they looking at?

"What am I looking at?" asked Hollow "Sir Scanners show that it's a fully operational battle station, similar to the death star, well almost" replied the admiral

Deep down Hollow was feeling anger, and a lot of it "Ready my ship, and open fire on that retarded disco ball" said Hollow as he leaves to the hangar bay "Yes my lord!" said the admiral

The admiral looks at the death ball "All ships, Imperial, Incursean and Jennerit! Open fire!" yelled the admiral

Inside the Death ball, dark laser was fully suited for evil, and that evil composure is gone when he giggles at his toy dog friend, seriously?!

"Now, let's see what we will do to Turner today!" said Dark laser, until he stumbles around and hits the floor "What is going on?!"

Every ship in the fleet barrages the death ball with every weapon they've got, except for the death star

Dark Laser heads to the bridge after stumbling around the hallways "What is happening?!" yelled dark laser "We're taking heavy fire sir! From a large fleet of ships!" said his robot employee "What?! Well, counter attack!" yelled Dark Laser

Another robot appears without an arm "We can't! They took out our guns and our shields won't hold long!" Dark laser was getting worried and angry, he then sees the button that says "Emergency call Timmy Turner for help!"

He really didn't want to do this, but before he pushes the button the attack stops "Sir! They ceased fire, but there's a small aircraft headed this way" said the robot "Let me see!" said Dark laser as he pushes the robot aside

He spots an aircraft with four bladed wings and a small heavily armored cockpit, it lands onto the death ball using magnetic field dampeners "I'll deal with this!" said dark laser "And you're coming with me Flippsie! So we can laugh at his demise!" said dark laser and his dog flipping

Hollow exits his TIE reaper and lands onto the death ball, using the force to hold him down, then an elevator platform opens and rising from the platform was dark laser, and Flippsie

"How dare you assault my death ball?! Do you know who you are dealing with fool!" said dark laser, Hollow remains silent and looks at him "Are you deaf?!" yelled Dark laser

This was getting annoying to dark laser "Then you will be destroyed!" yelled Dark laser, Turrets activate all over the death ball and surround hollow "Destroy him!" and they all start blasting none stop

The Fleet were not concerned, for they know that their Supreme Leader was far more resilient at this, the blasts keep going as Dark laser laughs and starts saying words about Flippsie

"Alright, that's enough" said Dark laser, the blasts stop and the smoke clears, but Dark laser gets shocked "You … How?! ….. Bur" Hollow was still standing, he dusts off his shoulder

"You think you can stop me?" asked Hollow, then his light saber activates into two, Dark Laser activates his light saber "So, it's a fight you want huh?! So be it!" said Dark laser

"I will become more powerful than you could ever imagine!" said Hollow, he splits his light saber in two, they reattach to themselves and activate two more light sabers, Hollow enters combat stance "Attack, reject!" said Hollow

Dark Laser charges at him, with swift motion, Hollow steps to the side and makes Dark laser trip and hit a satellite "Ow" said dark laser, he gets back up and charges again

Hollow dodges each of his attacks, then Dark laser tries to use his own brand of force, Hollow looks around him "Are you trying to hurt me?" asked Hollow, this shocked dark laser "What?! But how?!"

Then Hollow threw his two light sabers, one misses, but the other one hits Flippsie, slicing his head clean off "Noooooo!" said Dark laser as he cries to the sky

Hollow summons his saber's back "Dude, it's just a toy" said Hollow "H-He was more than just a toy! He was my friend!" cried Dark laser as he picks up the severed head of Flippsie

Then Dark Laser stands up, his expression changes to pure anger and he lunges forward at great speed towards Hollow

Hollow does the same thing, and with a big flash they were both on opposite sides, Hollow puts his light sabers away and turns around, Dark Laser realizes, something was wrong, and his pants fall down revealing Flippsie boxers

"Are you kidding me?!" said Hollow "You know what this is getting ridiculous, time to end this" said Hollow, he looks at the Death Star that was behind the fleet

The ships start to move aside, and the Death Star gets in range with the death Ball, Dark Laser was able to get his pants back up and looks at Hollow "You think you can stop me! Who do you think you are?!" yelled Dark Laser

But then Hollow warps in front of him, point blank range, this startles Dark Laser "I. Am. The Empire!" Hollow Spartan kicks Dark Laser

Dark Laser lands into a bunch of loose wiring (looks like someone forgot to fix that) getting tangled up "No! Why didn't anyone fix this!" yelled Dark Laser

"My apprentice, you may fire when ready" said Hollow, onboard the Death Star, a little green alien hears his master "Yes my master! Commence primary ignition!" said Hollows apprentice "And warp my master and his ship out of there!"

The Death Star starts to charge up its laser, Dark Laser struggles to break free but it was pointless, he was stuck, then he sees Hollow in front of him, he sensed the evil aura within him

"Please! Spare me! We can be allies!" begged Dark Laser, suddenly energy glows around Hollow, this meant he was being warped back to his ship, Hollow takes one last look at Dark Laser "Mahalo MotherFu-" and he's warped out of there and his ship, at the same time the Death Star fires

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" yells Dark Laser as the blast hits the Death Ball, destroying it entirely, leaving no trace

"It is done" said Hollow "We should begin establishing base operations on the moon, this world is mine!" said Hollow

He then activates the communicator to Neil, who is on Earth "The Death Ball is no more, and Dark Laser will no longer be an annoyance" said Hollow "Awesome work Cabal, you can go ahead and build your base and maybe join us on ground level" replied Neil "Understood" said Hollow, then the screen changes to the Death Star and a little green, red eyed alien was sitting on the command seat

"You have done well, my apprentice, perhaps you are ready to conquer you're earth and you're wretched homeworld, Zim" said Hollow

"Thank you my master, I have learned so much from you and with your guidance and lessons, I shall rule my earth and my homeworld! They will pay for making me a laughing stock! Mwahahahahahaha!" said Zim Evilly

"Oooooooh! Pretty TV! I'm on TV too!" said GIR "GIR! Get off the screen!" yelled Zim, Hollow just watches as Zim chases down his malfunctioning robot "Why haven't we fixed that thing yet?" asked Hollow

"The maintenance crew says that whenever they try to fix it, it ends up escaping" replied the Admiral "Get the repair droids in there and restrain GIR, make sure they fix it, before it breaks anything else" said Hollow

Suddenly an alarm goes off "What in the name of?!" said Hollow "Sir, something has struck our starboard side and has broken into the hangar" said the officer

"Multiple casualties are being reported, whatever is in there is showing no mercy" said a storm trooper

Hollow looks at all of them "I'll show you no mercy" said Hollow, he walks towards the hallway and uses the force to shove the storm trooper away

Meanwhile a fiery raging she demon attacks every Storm trooper in the area, some of them are pulling the wounded away from the fight, soon Death Troopers enter the hangar and start blasting

Whatever the alien was, was fast enough to dodge their blasts, then one of the Death Troopers is grabbed by the throat, and the alien was a tall, female humanoid, wearing a very hot warriors attire and pink hair, along with antennae's and a fiery sword

"We just follow orders!" said the Death Trooper "I don't care who's orders you're following, but this ship was blocking my course to Earth!" yelled Princess Mandie "now, I'm gonna blow this place to smithereens!"

As she is about to impale the soldier, but then she gets shoved by nothing and into a pile of Durasteel boxes, she gets up and her hair becomes fiery again "Who did that?!" yelled Mandie

Then she sees Hollow standing a few feet from her, light sabers ready "Get the wounded to the med bay and bring in some Droideka's" said Hollow "Yes sir" said the Storm Trooper

"I'll deal with this bitch!" said Hollow, Mandie gets up and her sword ignites "Bring it freak!" they both charge at each other as their weapons clash!

(Fairy World)

Gyro walks upon the rainbow bridge towards Fairy World "This looks like a Thor rip off" said Gyro

He then walks around the town, but what he notices were the fairies looking at him and whispering, Gyro stops walking "3. 2. 1" said Gyro, and right on cue Fairy police arrive "Freeze! You don't belong here human!" said one of the fairy cops

Gyro's eyes glows "no, you freeze" said Gyro as all the police fairies were frozen in place

Then a large Poof appears, and from it was Jorgen Von Strangle, the toughest Fairy in the universe (I doubt it)

"You, who are you? And why are you here human?!" said Jorgen, Gyro smiles "I'm here to talk to you, about a certain pink-hatted boy" replied Gyro

This made Jorgen confused "I know he hasn't done anything wrong, yet, but still since you are technically magical, I will listen to you, but I have one more question for you!" said Jordan "And that is?" asked Gyro

Jorgen approaches the guardian and looks down to him "Do you like cookies or brownies?" asked Jorgen, Gyro was confused by this "I'm sorry what?"

"Well since you want to speak to me, I might as well invite you to my home, and my Nana Boom-Boom always cooks for guests, especially those who should try her new baked goods!" said Jorgen, at this point Gyro was at lost for words 'What the hell is going on?' Gyro says to his thoughts

(Earth)

Timmy exits his house and hops onto the bus where he meets up with his friend (sorta), Chloe Carmichael "Have you seen the giant flashing light from space last night?" asked Chloe "I did, weird right" replied Timmy

Cosmo and Wanda were disguised as Timmy's bag and a decorative badge on the bag "Maybe it was a shooting star, looking for his show!" said Cosmo "Now why would a shooting star be looking for a show?" asked Wanda "Well duh! Because he's the star and he's late for his show, that's why" replied Cosmo, Wanda groans from Cosmo's idiotic nature

What they don't know is that someone is watching over them from the skies "This is Victor and Lisa Loud, Cryocopter 7 reporting, we see the bus" said Victor

"Scanners show that Timmy Turner is inside and he's with his friend Chloe Carmichael we're still on the bus's trail" said Lisa

"Excellent, you guys can patrol the town and check the conditions of everyone, Kane will be sending his aircraft to scout the rest of the planet in stealth, someone else will be tailing Timmy" replied Martin

"Affirmative" said Lisa "Sure thing man" said Victor, he redirects the Cryocopter and flies towards the town, while Lincoln and Jordan who are riding the Vulture bike are following them, but not too close

"Oh no! My we're being followed by something sense are tingling again!" said Wanda "That's the fifth time this week" replied Chloe

"I know that the other four times weren't serious, but this time it is" said Wanda "Maybe it's that annoying dog from yesterday that keeps chasing me" said Cosmo

"Uh, Cosmo, that annoying dog yesterday, was Sparky and the reason why he was chasing you was because you were a squirrel" replied Timmy

Cosmo realizes it "Oh, well that's what I get for wanting to learn how to speak Squirrel! And it worked!"

(Dimsdale Elementary School)

Timmy and Chloe get off the bus and head into school, they both spot Francis shaking a nerd for his lunch money "I wish we were invisible" said Timmy, and with fairy magic they were both translucent and they walk by Francis

Chloe wishes them to be visible and they head to their lockers, the vulture bike parks behind some trees, Lincoln and Jordan get off and activate stealth mode on their hero suits, they sneak around school grounds

They spot a man with an eye patch and a hook for a hand, they run a scan on him "His name if …. Officer Shallow Grave?" said Lincoln "He deals with kids who ditch school" said Jordan, they both look at the man "He doesn't look like an officer" said Jordan "More like a bounty hunter" said Lincoln

They climb up the school and walk across the roof, they then spot Timmy's classroom, they land down safely and observe what Timmy does

Then they see his insane teacher enter the classroom with stacks of paper "Good Morning class, today we'll be having a pop quiz on the history of our greatest heroes!" said Crocker as he hands them the test papers

AJ looks at the test paper "Why are these questions about you and how to catch fairies?" asked AJ "Because I'm gonna be a great hero one day, now take your test MR brainiac" replied Crocker in anger

"This guy's delusional" said Lincoln "Better yet insane" said Jordan, then Crocker looks to the window but sees nothing "I swear I thought I heard voices, what did mother put in my coffee today?" said Crocker

After the very strange pop quiz, Timmy and Chloe sit next to AJ, Chester, Sanjay and Elmer. Lincoln and Jordan are eating their own lunches, which were sandwiches "Just looking at them reminds me of Clyde, Liam, Zach, Rusty and Stella" said Lincoln "You're not wrong on that one" said Jordan

Then Timmy sees Trixie walk by with Veronica and Chad and Tad "And he has a crush on the most popular girl in school" said Lincoln "He needs to find someone else good for him" replied Jordan

Chloe notices Timmy getting all lovey dovey, she picks up a pea and slight shots it between his eyes "Ow! What was that about?" asked Timmy "To get you out of your trance" replied Chloe, the other friends laugh a bit as well, making Timmy sigh in annoyance, even Cosmo and Wanda thought it was funny "What's a trance?" asked Cosmo

Then suddenly "Oh Timmy!" called out Tootie "Oh no! not her" said Timmy, Tootie runs towards Timmy's table "I was wondering if you wanted to hang out with me later after school" said Tootie with a big grin

Lincoln and Jordan were a bit shocked seeing the girl "okay, any girl but her, she looks like a stalker" said Jordan "A creepy stalker, I bet she has a shrine about Timmy" said Lincoln 'why does she sound like Lola' Lincoln thought to himself

"Umm, sorry Tootie, I have plans today with" Timmy looks around "Chloe! Yeah we were gonna hang out later, as friends" said Timmy with nervousness, Tootie felt sad "Oh, well okay then" said Tootie walks away sadly

"Whew! That was too close" said Timmy "Yeah, and you would've been caught in a wedding trap" replied Chester "Do you always have to lie to her?" asked Chloe "Well duh! I am not hanging out with someone who sometimes follows me home" said Timmy

Chloe didn't really like what Timmy was doing, but he did have his own thing going on and he was right about one thing, Tootie is pretty creepy

For the whole day Lincoln and Jordan have been observing Timmy and what serious situations he has gotten into, they spotted him almost getting beaten up by Francis, until Chloe made a wish to Cosmo and Wanda to make Francis's pants fall down, revealing his unicorn boxers, allowing Timmy to escape

After School, Lincoln and Jordan headed back to the vulture and followed Timmy and Chloe as they walked home, when no one was looking they wished for Cosmo and Wanda to become hover boards "Whoa" said Lincoln and Jordan, they picked up the pace and followed the two ten year olds

(Turner and Carmichael Residence)

Timmy and Chloe arrive home, Cosmo and Wanda transform into two squirrels, then they hear a car horn blaring, it was the car of Chloe's parents

"Chloe come on, there's an orphanage that needs some cheering up" said Connie Carmichael "I'm always ready to help those in need" replied Chloe "Guess I won't be needing Cosmo and Wanda for this one, keep an eye on them Wanda" said Chloe "I always do Chloe" replied Wanda

Chloe heads into the family car and drive off "Well, Chloe's gone, so what should we do now?" asked Timmy

Then they hear barking "It's the squirrel again!" yelled Sparky, Wanda disappears immediately "Oh no! Not again!" yelled Cosmo as he starts running away, with Sparky chasing after him, Wanda reappears "I'll go stop them" said Wanda

Timmy heads inside, but then Lincoln and Jordan see that Timmy was grabbed immediately into the house "This can't be good" said Jordan, they enter stealth mode again and look through the window "Hey Twerp! You're parents went out on some fishing thing with their biker friends! So I'm in charge now!" said Vicky as she drops Timmy onto the floor

"And I should be worried why?" asked Timmy "Because today you'll be doing all of the laundry!" said Vicky, she drops a pile of laundry onto him and then returns with a bulldozer full of laundry "Some of it is from my house, so you have to clean them as well" said Vicky

"And then you're taking out the trash, cleaning out the gutters, mowing the lawn and after that you're gonna be my foot stool" replied Vicky "Now get to it!" Timmy sighs and starts shoveling the clothes 'Cosmo and Wanda better hurry' Timmy said to himself

Lincoln and Jordan were in utter shock "What the heck?!" said Jordan, Lincoln pulls out his communicator "Dad, I think we have all the evidence we need for this to go through!" said Lincoln "Really? Send them over to me, I'm currently talking with the mayor of the town" replied Neil "Got it dad" said Lincoln

Lincoln links the head set camera on his helmet and onto the communicator and sends all of the recorded footage to their forward base and to Neil, afterwards they watch as Lincoln was forced to do so many chores 'Reminds me of how I suffered' Lincoln said to himself

(Mayor's office)

Neil looks at the footage of everything "So, you're not doing anything about what's going on with Timmy Turner's life?" asked Neil "Well, you see I can't do anything about it" replied the Mayor nervously

"And why is that?" asked Neil, the mayor starts to tremble, he couldn't take it anymore and started crying "Because Vicky is blackmailing me and I can't do a thing to stop her!" cried the mayor, Neil couldn't believe it, the mayor is being overpowered by an evil babysitter

Neil then helps the mayor calm down "Don't worry Mr. Mayor, you won't have to worry about these problems anymore" said Neil, the Mayor blows onto his handkerchief "Really?" asked the mayor

"Yeah, because I'm removing you from office" said Neil, the mayor was shocked at this "You are showing little responsibility into helping the people who are suffering from Vicky's evil and all you do is hide under your desk and pretend everything is gonna be alright!" yelled Neil "You know you are being blackmailed, so what, show some back bone and fight back!"

Neil then proceeds to leave the building "But right now, I don't see backbone, I see a pile of limbless slob!" said Neil as he closes the door

Outside Neil makes multiple calls to Martin and Victor "How's it going with you guys?" asked Neil

"Well, me and Lisa have scanned Dimsdale and it appears everyone here is a complete moron!" said Victor

"Indeed, the entire population has little intelligence as to how to deal with the fact of reality, they instead just shrug it off and pretend it never happened, but when trouble strikes they all scramble like ants" said Lisa

"Did my search on the planet, and each report from every recon aircraft comes back the same, this entire world is filled with half-wits, the scientists here don't compute with emotions and explode for some reason, there's this weird ape city hidden in Africa, an uncharted island in the Bermuda Triangle with every one of Timmy's unwished wishes and to top it all off the government here sucks!" said Martin

Neil knew that this entire world Timmy was living in was more troublesome and chaotic then they thought "We'll need the full cooperation of our government, we need to maintain peace and less chaos in this world, we have a lot to do here people!" replied Neil

"And any word on Hollow?" asked Neil "No not yet, he might still be establishing his base on the moon" replied Martin "And all of our heroes are scattered across the planet assisting in dealing with other crimes"

"Thanks for the intel McKenzie" said Neil, he then puts his communicator away "We've got a lot of work to do" said Neil as he heads to his car "But first, Timmy Turner!"

To be continued …

They have made contact in the Fairly Odd World, The Death Ball and Dark Laser are no more, Gyro has landed in Fairy World, Lincoln and Jordan have witnessed Timmy being miserable and it looks like this world needs a lot of help, but question is, what the heck is going on with Hollow? Find out in the next update! Please review and tell me what you think

I would like to thank Pksmashbros for helping me with the idea of adding Invader Zim into this, his story will be made soon after