Spells and Louds
Chapter 58: Realm Testing! Part 1
(Spellman Estate)
Just a normal peaceful Saturday for everyone here at Casa Spellman.
Lincoln, Timmy and Linka are playing video games in the living room, Leni is having a small Pokémon battle against Jordan in the backyard, Neil is reading a book to Lily, Sunset is playing Jenga with Gwen and Leon and Sergei are having a chess battle with Poof keeping score, and they're both tied.
"This next game will end the tie breaker" said Sergei. "How are we tied when we both can beat Neil at this?" asked Leon.
"I can hear you!" yelled Neil from the library. "Maybe you two are just too good or equal" said Poof
Suddenly multiple Vindicator bombers and Apollo fighters pass by the house. This catches the attention of everyone who all stop what they were doing.
"What in the hell?" said Leon.
"Their destination looks like their headed for town" said Sergei.
"Luna is in the town with Becky and Dana" said Leni. "And Lori stayed home because Lola and Lana have a cold" said Sunset.
"Let's hope Luna can handle what's going on there" said Gwen. "She'll contact us if something is wrong" said Leon.
An alarm blares from inside of the house. They all immediately report to the living room. "Sir Martin is on the line right now" said Harv.
"Put him on main screen" replied Neil. The TV screen changes and reveals Martin inside of FutureTech coordinating attacks alongside Victor.
"Glad you could pick up. Where are the others?" asked Martin.
"Luna is downtown with Becky and Dana while Lori is back at the Loud House" replied Lincoln. "What the hell is going on McKenzie?" said Gwen.
"Multiple hostiles have been detected at the outskirts of Royal Woods, their headed straight for the town" said Martin.
"Our aerial forces are inbound to get a better look at them" replied Victor. "In fact here's the live feed now". The screen changes to what the aircraft are seeing.
They all get confused at what they were looking at. "Are those Zombies?" asked Lincoln. "They all look the same" said Linka.
The Zombies have a greenish skin color. Are wearing blue torn pants, brown jacket with a red tie. And all of them look the same, well some of them have buckets and caution cones on their heads.
"Their style of fashion makes them weird, creepy and lame" said Leni. "Except for those ones" said Timmy at the other zombies.
Marching with the horde are some zombies wearing a football outfit, scientist clothing, soldier uniform, construction worker, pirate, a robot and a superhero?
"Well, looks like a fight to me" said Neil. "You might wanna check again" said Absol. They then spot bigger zombies carrying explosives and electric posts for weapons.
"What in the name of Petersburg!" said Sergei. "And you said this was gonna be a fight!" said Leon. "Looks more like a battle royale" replied Timmy.
"Looks like Luna needs some help" said Lincoln. "Then let's hero up crew" said Neil.
(Downtown Royal Woods)
Luna is at the park with Sam. Both of them are tuning their guitars for an upcoming gig. With Loudred also making a good beat.
"You feeling stoked for the gig tonight babe?' asked Sam. "You know it Sammy Baby" replied Luna. "And Loudred gets to be part of it" said Luna. Loudred cheers in happiness and gives them a thumbs up.
Becky and Dana are there as well. They're both grooming their Eevee's.
All of a sudden they spot multiple aircraft flying past them. "Looks like trouble" said Dana.
They all get off their seats, they're Pokémon start growling at what was happening. "Yeah, definitely trouble" said Becky.
Then they spot the rest of the team arrive. Luna, Dana and Becky decide to power up.
"So pops. What are we up against? And should I summon the demon crown?" asked Luna.
"First of all, we're up against a horde of zombies and secondly I don't think we need the crown for this" replied Neil.
"You just said zombies. I'm pretty sure we need the crown" said Becky. "Trust us. These zombies are gonna be giving us less of a harmful gesture and more of a silly way to be dumb" said Jordan.
Just then the aircraft pass by them again. Only this time they were falling back. "Looks like the fight's coming in hot!" said Gwen as she readies her bow and arrows.
They spot multiple buses leaving the direction carrying people and their being escorted by cop cars.
"Looks like the evac protocol is working" said Timmy. He is inside of a Mecha suit that is actually Poof.
Neil spots Sam and tosses a plasma blaster to her. Sam grabs the blaster and it splits into two blaster pistols.
"It's too late for you to run kid. Might as well join us in this clash" said Neil. "Cool!" replied Sam as she locks and loads.
"Alright team! Let's show these zombies that our brains aren't on the menu!" yelled Neil. They all cheered and did some war cries.
They spot the forts horde of zombies and charge forward.
(The Town of PorkBelly)
Inside the household of the Test Family. You can already guess that Susan and Mary are using Johnny as their test subject.
"Alright Johnny, this time we're sending you back to the gender bent universe of ourselves" said Susan.
"And why is he doing this again?" asked Dukey as he sips his coffee. "They're just doing this so they can hang out with their boy versions" replied Johnny.
Susan and Mary just stay silent. "Well that and we wanna see if our dimensional transporter is a working success" said Mary.
"The last one was just a prototype. This time we were able to fix all of the bugs so nothing bad will happen" said Susan.
"Okay. But what does Johnny gain from this?" asked Dukey. "Simple my loyal friend in the world. I help them and they will give us some cash for the new video game" replied Johnny.
Dukey looks at him sternly. "And maybe we can buy a nice big juicy steak on the way" said Johnny.
Dukey smiles. "Now you're speaking my language" said Dukey. But then he gets an idea, he whispers something to Mary and Susan.
The twin geniuses look at each other and agree. Dukey enters the machine with Johnny. "What did they agree on?' asked Johnny.
"To give me some cash so I can buy me more than just a steak. I want me some ribs!" said Dukey.
"Classic Dukey" said Johnny. "Alright girls! Fire it up!" said Dukey. "Let's do this!" yelled Johnny.
"Ready for interdimensional transport in 5 ….. 4 ….. 3 ….. 2 … 1! And Go!" the twins both push the button.
Johnny and Dukey are then teleported. But the machine starts to glitch and malfunction, so do the controls. "Uh oh!" said Susan and Mary.
The machine then explodes. The dust clears and the twins see that the machine is gone and so is their brother and his pet dog.
"He must be in the alternate dimension by now" said Susan. "Our boy versions are obviously gonna help him get back here" said Mary.
"We're such geniuses" they both say in unison. "And our counterparts as well" said Susan.
(Meanwhile somewhere in Royal Woods)
A glowing light appears from behind Jean-Juan's French Mex restaurant. The light fades and it reveals Johnny.
"Hmm, this doesn't look like alternate pork Belly" said Johnny. "And where's Dukey?"
"Up here" Johnny looks up and sees Dukey stuck on a lamp post. "How I got up here I have no clue!" yelled Dukey.
"Jump! I'll catch you!" said Johnny. "Yeah, you catch me. Do you have any idea how heavy I am compared to you?!" Dukey yelled back.
"Good point" said Johnny. He looks around for anything useful and he finds it.
Johnny comes back with a garbage can. "Okay, now jump!" said Johnny. "Well, it seems like a good idea" said Dukey.
He jumps off the lamp post. But instead of the garbage can he actually landed on Johnny. "How did you miss that?" asked Johnny in pain.
"I have no idea" replied Dukey. He gets off of Johnny and helps him back up.
"By the way this place does not look like alternate Pork Belly" said Dukey. "Yeah, I've noticed" replied Johnny in irritation.
Dukey spots a newspaper in the trash can and reads it. "Says here we're in the town of Royal Woods Michigan. And it seems to be a few years into the future" said Dukey.
"Awesome! But where are the flying cars?" said Johnny. They decide to walk around and see whats going on.
The one thing they did notice, is that there were no people in their path. "This seems weird" said Johnny. "More like creepy to me" replied Dukey.
They then spot a TV store and the screens were showing the video game trailer of BattleField 5 and then Star Wars Battlefront 2.
"Those. Look. Awesome!" yelled Johnny. "It seems way to above your age Johnny" said Dukey.
"It's a video game. Of course it's in my age" replied Johnny. But then the screens change into the news. "Boo! Bring back the video games!" said Johnny.
"Hush up Johnny, this looks important" said Dukey.
"Katherine Mulligan, Bringing you the news. The Royal Defenders are going on a toe-to-toe battle with a horde of strangely dressed zombies. Many of the citizens have already been evacuated out of the area and it seems the fighting is getting intense. We will now see the whole conflict from one of our news choppers"
The screen then changes to the news chopper above the fight. And it's already looking chaotic.
They see Neil and Sam are fighting off a horde of cone head zombies, Leon and Sergei tag teaming against some Zomboni's, Lincoln and Jordan blasting away at a group of angry newspaper zombies, Dana and Becky fighting a group of mad scientist zombies, Luna and Sunset trying to target the soldier zombies and Gwen and Timmy knocking away some engineer zombies. The Pokémon are also supporting in the brawl.
For some reason some of the zombies were afraid of Leni and her plant-like powers.
Then a horde of All-Star Zombies is about to charge, but they get knocked away by a line of volcanic rocks. Coming out of the ground is a small volcano that erupts underneath a group of Gargantuar zombies.
Lori/Volcana comes out and incinerates a small horde of bucket head zombies.
"That looks awesome!" said Johnny. Dukey knows where this was going. "Oh no! We are not going to watch the battle up close, we don't even have any- and he's gone isn't he?" said Dukey.
He was right. Johnny had just left. Dukey slaps his face and goes after him.
Soon Johnny and Dukey arrive and spot the battle from behind the bushes in Ketchum Park.
"Whoa! Look at those guys and all of those zombies!" said Dukey. "Yeah, that's great and all. But I think it's time we skedaddle before we become zombie chow" said Dukey.
"But we should help them out. We're heroes too" said Johnny. "We're heroes back in Pork Belly. We don't even have any powers now!" said Dukey.
Johnny looks around. He spots tree branch on the ground and has an idea. "Just like a video game" said Johnny.
He leaps from the bushes and grabs the tree branch. "A steak doesn't seem worth this anymore" said Dukey. He also leaps out of the bushes and follows the fiery haired boy.
In the middle of the fight, Lincoln jumps off of the Arct mech (piloted by Jordan) and freezes a group of zombies and smashes them with icicle shots.
"This free-for-all fight seems way too easy" said Lincoln. "You're right on that Lincoln" said Leni as she wraps a zombie in vines and throws it away. She then summons some flytrap warriors and sends them to attack.
"Most of these zombies are avoiding Leni" said Leon. "Maybe it's because of her plant powers" said Timmy.
"What the heck are they afraid of? Broccoli?" said Lori.
Then Lincoln and Jordan spot a kid with fiery hair running through the fight and knocking away zombies with a tree branch with his eyes closed, also he's yelling.
"Are you guys seeing this?!" said Jordan. Some of them redirect their attention to what Jordan was talking about.
"What the heck is he doing?" said Gwen. "Does anyone here know who that kid is?" said Dana. "Is that a dog following him?" said Luna.
Gwen firs multiple arrows that incinerate a cluster of zombies in front of Johnny. Neil slams the ground and sends a fiery fissure to knock away a Gargantuar. Sam fires multiple shots that knock the heads off of some zombies.
"We can't keep covering fire for that kid!" said Leon. "Someone get him out of here!" yelled Sergei. "Don't forget the dog" said Timmy.
Luna sees this and punches the ground, creating a frozen zone. Freezing all of the zombies around her.
Luna jumps into the air and rides an ice road to Johnny.
Johnny keeps wacking zombies left and right, until he bumps into a Gargantuar. All of the color on Johnny fades away as he looks at the towering zombie about to smash him.
But then the Gargantuar freezes and is smashed by Luna Frost. She stands up and walks towards Johnny.
Johnny just looks at Luna from her feet to her face. "You shouldn't be here kid!" said Luna.
Johnny was too struck by her looks. "Hey there. How's it going?" said Johnny in a cool manner.
Then Dukey shows up. "I'd like to scold you right now for being too reckless out there. But we have to get outta here!" yelled Dukey.
He then sees Luna and realizes he just talked right in front of her. "I mean …. Woof, Arf, Bark".
Luna then blasts a zombie away. "No need to play dog dude. I've seen weirder things than you" said Luna.
Lincoln arrives with Jordan (Arct Mech) and they take down three mad scientist zombies. "Let's get these guys outta here now!" said Lincoln.
But then they notice all of the zombies backing away slowly. They all turn around to see that Leni has summoned a massive horde of plant warriors and minions. "Attack my precious ones!" yelled Leni.
All of the plants charge forward. A Gargantuar screams like a lady and runs away, with all of the other zombies following behind.
Lori creates a volcanic wall to corral the zombie horde. Dana and Becky help reinforce it. Neil then ensnares them with shadowy coils, Sunset does the same with her powers.
Luna, Dana and Lincoln see what was happening. They look at each other and nod. "Time for a Chilling blow!"
Dana and Luna take to the skies. Lincoln surges forward on an ice road.
All three of them were now above the trapped zombies. Using all of their might, Luna and Dana send a massive ice shot, Lincoln sets his blaster to Cryo-blast and the entire horde of Zombies were now frozen to the core.
All three of them then create a large Ice meteor and hurl it towards the frozen horde. They ride on top of it as it hurdles to the ground.
The same time the ice meteor hits. Volcana, Neil and Becky create a fire wall to contain the Cryo-meteor.
The meteor hits. Creating a large ice explosion. And a large fog as well.
The cold mist clears, walking away from the blast zone is Lincoln, Luna and Dana walking slowly with their breaths visible from the cold.
"We keepin' it cool!" says the icy three. The others just watch in astonishment. "Whoa!"
What was left of the zombie horde is nothing more than piles of snow and shattered ice. Nothing was left behind, well except for some of their weapons.
"You did great guys" said Neil. "Awesome!" said Leon and Sergei.
Jordan comes out of the mech and hugs Lincoln. "You were so cool out there handsome" said Jordan. "Thanks Beautiful" replied Lincoln. The two of them share a kiss.
"Did not see that coming" said Johnny. All of them turn around at the boy and his dog. "Hi" said Dukey.
Some of them start to power down to their normal selves. "What in the name of Tassadar were you two thinking?!" said Neil.
"It was his idea. I was just trying to stop him" said Dukey. "You weren't doing a great job at it" said Absol.
Johnny looks at Absol, Roselia, Gabite, all three Eevee's, Lopunny and Loudred. "Cool! They look almost like the Tiny'Mon!" said Johnny as he approaches them.
But Absol growls at him, along with Loudred and Gabite. Johnny then backs away from them. "We don't know what you're talking about dude" said Luna.
"These guys are Pokémon, not the weird thing you just said" replied Dana. "And I don't think they like you" said Becky.
Neil looks at Dukey. "You some kind of experiment or something?" asked Neil. "I used to be the normal dog of the family, but thanks to his genius sisters. I can walk like a human and talk like a human" replied Dukey.
"You're not gonna sing are you?" asked Gwen. "I can sing if you want" said Dukey. "It's best if you don't" said Leon.
"Who the heck are you kid?" asked Lincoln as he deactivates his mask. "The names Johnny, Johnny Test!" said Johnny. "Dukey" replied his dog.
"And I thought the last name I once had was weird" said Lincoln. "How many sisters do you have?" asked Lori.
"Twin older sisters, Susan and Mary. They pretty much use me as a lab rat, in return they let me do anything I want with whatever they have cooped up in their lab" replied Johnny.
"Sounds like the total easy to fool versions of Lisa and Martin" said Sergei. "They can be manipulated by either Johnny and his antics or our next door neighbor Gil" said Dukey.
"How old are you kid?" asked Gwen. "11. My sisters are 13 and they go to this university place" said Johnny.
"Of course they would be attending a university. They have a lab obviously" said Jordan.
"So. You're not from around here are you? Better yet you're not from this dimension" said Luna.
"Pretty much. How about you? Come here often?" Johnny asks with a cool tone. Luna did not like what he was trying to do.
Sam sees this and stands next to Luna. "Watch it there kid. I'm already dating her" said Sam.
"Whoa! A girl dating a girl! This world is crazy!" said Johnny. "Hey!" yelled Luna, Sam, Lincoln and Neil.
"Rude much" said Lori, Leni, Dana and Becky. "Johnny I suggest you behave" said Dukey.
Then multiple Dropships and vehicles arrive to clean up the mess and repair any damages.
A black van opens with Martin and Victor. "We heard everything through the burst drone surveillance area" said Martin.
The two men approach Johnny. "We're gonna need to talk to you back at HQ. The guardian is already there as well" said Martin.
"Am I in trouble?" asked Johnny. "No. not yet that is" replied Victor.
(FutureTech HQ)
They all meet up with the guardian who is going through his own tablet in the warehouse sector.
The guardian notices them. "So. This is the boy who came here from another dimension?" said Gyro.
"Well. He's the one you should be asking" said Lincoln.
They all look to Johnny and Dukey. "Alright Johnny, how the hell did you get here?" asked Gyro.
"My sisters rebuilt their interdimensional device thingy and wanted to hang out with their gender bent counterparts, so they wanted me to give it a test run" said Johnny.
"In return they would reward him with some cash for a new video game. I was in it for some steak and ribs" replied Dukey.
Lincoln pinches the bridge of his nose in annoyance. Absol and the Pokémon just look down in disappointment.
"All of this for just a video game?! Seriously!" said Lincoln. "What if something bad happened to you? You could've been killed!" said Jordan.
"We have experience with nearly being used as test subjects" said Leni.
"No need to worry. We tend to do this a lot" replied Johnny. "What?!"
Johnny realizes he was not supposed to say those words. "Johnny. The world you came from, what is it?" asked Neil.
Johnny knew he wasn't getting out of this one. He had to tell them of all the adventures he had.
Being the superhero alter ego, Johnny X, Fighting off multiple villains who try and beat or destroy him, the un-resourcefulness of Mr. Black and Mr. White, the overkill General, the bullying in school and of course all of the disaster caused by him and his sisters.
During the conversation Lisa was already there standing next to Martin.
"What is wrong with those two?!" yelled Lisa. "This is just ….. I don't even know anymore!" said Victor.
"Using you as their personal guinea pig is not cool" said Luna. "It's literally wrong in so many ways" said Lori.
They then look at the Guardian who us not happy at all, same goes with Neil. "You guys okay?" asked Lincoln with concern.
"This will not go unnoticed!" said Gyro. "They keep this up and they're gonna be a threat to the multiverse!" said Martin.
They all look at Neil. They all know what he was going to say next, much to the dismay of Johnny and Dukey.
"Guys, we're going to PorkBelly!" said Neil in anger.
To be continued …..
I would like to thank my reader JMBuilder for coming up with the idea of their encounter with Johnny Test. Please leave a review.
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