Spells and Louds
Chapter 61: Game Stream 1.0
You're computer or Laptop turns on. You go to YouTube and you look for the channel Shimmer Cove and click on it.
Sunset: Hey there my viewers and subscribers out there! It's me Sunset Shimmer and this is Shimmer Cove. (Cue audience applause). Now today I will be playing the game Totally Accurate Battle Simulator. Or TABS for short. But I won't be alone. Today I'm going one on one with my little bro. Lincoln!
Lincoln: Hey there sis. We're not really that far apart from each other. She's just one room away.
Sunset: He's played some online games with me. So today we'll be battling each other! Red vs Blue!
Lincoln: I've heard of people playing TABS. But I've never played it before. Hang on, let me read some instructions.
(Minutes later)
Lincoln: Okay, I think I know what I'm doing.
Sunset: Cool, also while you were reading, I was on my phone. Now let's do this. I'm gonna let you make the army and we'll see what happens next.
Lincoln: Okay, let me try something.
(Time skip)
The battle is set and we are now seeing Lincoln's Blue side with one Vlad and on Sunset's Red side is an army of Halflings?
Sunset: Alright! Let's make this battle worth it little bro!
Lincoln: Look at your army! They look like a Michael Jackson Dance is about to begin! (Laughs)
Sunset: (Looks at the army arrangement) Oh my gosh! They do look like a dance crew!
Lincoln: Okay enough laughs! Let's do this thing! (Presses start)
Sunset: Bring it on Pencil Man!
Both armies are headed to each other. More like one dude against an army of little dudes.
Suddenly Lincoln takes control of Vlad.
Sunset: Oh! You're taking control!? You're taking Control?
Lincoln: (Controlling Vlad) you wanna go? You wanna go sis! (Swings on the Halflings) Get outta here!
The Halflings start crowding Vlad and Vlad swings his long sharp stick around knocking some Halflings away.
Lincoln: What the heck? (They start swarming him) Get off me! Get off of me!
Sunset: (Laughs) get him! Dog pile! Bite his ankles!
Lincoln: Leave me alone Dang it! (Keeps swinging)
Now there are only a few left.
Sunset: No! No! No! No! No! Keep attacking! Bite his heels!
Lincoln: (One last swing) any last words?! (Last hit to the last Halfling)
Sunset: No! Oh you won!
Lincoln: Dang right I won! (Clears the map of soldiers) Alright. What do you wanna do next?
Sunset: how about Halfling vs Halfling?
Lincoln: (Places a Halfling on both sides) Okay then. Let's see what happens next.
Sunset: Whoa! Look at this!
Lincoln: It looks like a school yard fight is about to begin!
Sunset: (Narrating) Listen! I told you to meet me at the back of the school! Now you're late!
Lincoln hits start and takes control of his Halfling and both of them charge at each other.
Sunset: Give me all your lunch money!
Both Halflings lunge at each other but miss.
Lincoln: Haa! Oh so close!
Both Halflings go melee, more like their just grabbing each other.
Lincoln: What the heck?! Get off me!
Sunset: (Laughs) I'm telling the teacher! I'm telling the teacher!
Lincoln: (trying to run away) Oh jeez! Get away from me!
Sunset: (Laughs) where are you going bro? Where you going? (Laughs) Don't you ever walk in these woods again!
Lincoln: (He tries to lunge but misses) tackle Dang it!
Then for some reason Sunset's Halfling claims the win and knocks out Lincoln's Halfling.
Lincoln: Well that didn't quite go so well.
Sunset: (laugh) Woo! Nailed it with a win!
Lincoln: Okay that's it! (Laughs) I got another one.
Lincoln replaces his Halfling with a Frost Giant.
Sunset: Oh my god! What the heck?!
Lincoln: You killed the little brother. So this is the big brother who's come to avenge his little bro!
Sunset: You think you can take me down?! (Laughs) Bring it!
Press start.
Lincoln: (Taking control of the giant) Come over here and let me show you how it's done!
The frost giant walks around but doesn't see the Halfling underneath.
Sunset: (Laughs) I'm gonna bite your kneed bro!
Lincoln: Where are you? (He makes the giant raise its fist and slam the ground, making Sunset's Halfling knock out) Oh there you are!
Sunset: Dang it! (Laughs) That was brutal!
Lincoln: Alright! Let's do another one!
(Time skip)
Now Sunset is set with an army of Halflings vs Bob Ross pushing a wagon with a dragon?
Sunset: Oh you're using Bob Ross?
Lincoln: Yeah! I'm gonna use this guy!
Sunset: Oh so you're gonna be doing art of fire or something?
Lincoln: We're just gonna have a nice art class with Bob Ross.
Sunset: Why don't you paint some happy trees on your defeat?!
Lincoln: you ready?
Sunset: Yeah I'm ready! I'm so ready! Bring it Afro man!
Hit start.
Lincoln takes control of Bob Ross and rolls the wagon while the dragon spits fire.
(Cue epic battle music!)
Sunset: Let's do this! For the Equestrian Army!
Lincoln: burn fools! (Laughs)
Sunset: Charge! (Halflings are getting blown away and burned!) Woooooooooooo!
Lincoln: (losing control) how do I turn?! How do I turn?! (And he crashes, causing the wagon to pin him to the ground) Oh god! No! Not like this!
(Epic Battle Music stops)
Sunset: Yes! He's down! (Laughs) He's down!
Lincoln: how do I get up?! What is happening?! How do I get up?!
Sunset: (Halfling army dog piles on him) get him! Get him! Get him! (Laughs)
Lincoln: No! No! No! No! No! Get off of me! (Laughs)
Sunset: (laughs) Dog Pile!
A few seconds later and the Halflings are still dog piled on Lincoln's Bob Ross.
Lincoln: What are you guys doing?
Sunset: (Laughs) we're kicking the living crud out of you! (Laughs)
And it's a knock out. Sunset wins.
Lincoln: that was unexpected. (Laughs)
Sunset: I didn't really expected you to just crash like that! (Laughs)
(Time skip)
Lincoln has set up an army of Halflings on Sunsets side and is still adding more. On Lincoln's side he has a large group of Cheerleaders and one Ballista.
Lincoln: Let's see how this goes.
Sunset: this is gonna be awesome! Seriously I never thought of what happens with one Ballista and an army of Cheerleaders.
Lincoln: If I can recall, the cheerleaders motivate or Buff my army and help refresh reload time.
Susnet: Yeah. That's what they do. You ready for this thing?
Lincoln: Then let's do this!
Press Start.
Sunset: go my army! Do it for me! Do it for the free water!
Lincoln: (Ballista sends one large arrow it pierces through a line of Halflings) Whoa! That is awesome!
Susnet: These guys are getting wasted by you're one man army and army of ladies!
A few impaling moments later all of her forces are gone. But the battle hasn't even ended for some reason.
Lincoln: What the heck?! Do you still have some more hiding?
Sunset: Pan you're screen by the walls.
They spot three Halflings behind a wall trying to get over.
Lincoln: What the heck?! What are these guys doing?
Sunset: their scared. They don't wanna fight. (Laughs)
Lincoln's ballista slowly approaches them along with the cheerleads still motivating.
When the ballista arrives it tries to shoot the wall. But the Halflings are now jumping.
Lincoln: It's time! Tear them apart! (A Halfling jumps and gets impaled) Got one!
Susnet: Oh my god! (Laughs) Every time they bounce. Your guy shoots at nothing. (Her Halfling jumps and gets impaled) Oh no!
Lincoln: (Laughs) one left Sis! (The last one reveals itself and gets impaled)
Sunset: Dang it! (But the battle didn't end) Wait a minute! I think I have one guy left!
Lincoln: Really? Where is it?
Sunset: Try the other wall on the other side and check.
When Lincoln pans the camera she was right. There is one last Halfling stuck bouncing on behind the wall.
Lincoln: (laughs) are you kidding me?! (Laughs) Are you kidding me?!
Sunset: (laughs) to the other side! (The ballista turns to the other wall)
Lincoln: Look hoe sacred he is.
The ballista makes it and tries to shoot the wall.
Sunset: Oh no! Oh no!
Lincoln: Come on! Get out of there and let me win! (Laughs)
The Halfling reveals itself by flanking.
Sunset: Yes! Yes! Take it down! Flank him!
But the Ballista turns around and impales the last Halfling.
Lincoln: (laughs) Oh yeah! That was a win!
Susnet: (laughs) Oh my god that was exhilarating!
Lincoln: This game is just (laughs) it's just really awesome and funny!
Sunset: Well, this was probably the funniest thing we've ever done in this stream!
Lincoln: Besides the Left 4 Dead Pokémon Mod we did.
Sunset: Well, it's been real fun. Hope we can play this game next time.
Lincoln: Thanks for once again having me be part of this. It's been real awesome and I hope we can do this TABS battle again sis.
Sunset: (looks to screen) well, this has been Totally Accurate Battle Simulator with your gal Sunset Shimmer. Thanks for being here on the Shimmer Cove. If you guys liked this then hit like, subscribe and leave a comment and I'll see you dudes next time!
Screen fades to black.
To be continued …
I thought this might be a good chapter since Sunset Shimmer does have a gaming video channel. I might make some other ones for future chapters. I'm still trying to sort out what my next chapter is. Please leave a review.
Also some of these gameplay stuff is based on YouTuber's H2O Delirious and Vanoss, when they were also playing TABS. Go check out their YouTube channel to see.
